Massage Parlor Reports

**Ratso100** · 01-28-23 11:29

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

Chicagobodyrubs.com

Was bored and decided to see the infamous Claudia at CLM. Infamous because she became popular for her self-promoting reviews here. Normally that's a big red flag, but I admired the hubris and she talked a good game, so why not?

Anyway, completely average experience. She's your prototypical CLM Latina. A little bit pudgy, but not too bad, very cute face. She's your average cute girl from the block you see all the time as your waitress, barista, Macy's makeup counter girl. Really nice and friendly, cute voice. The massage was pretty good. $200 for CBJ and CFS. I debated doing it since I already knew from her self-reviews that no GFE was available. But I did it for all of you. CBJs are all the same to me. No DATY offered. Nice view from doggy.

It was all fine. This review could be identical to half the roster at CLM. So if you're generally happy with that kind of experience and just want to swap faces, she's worth it. I wouldn't repeat, mainly because CLM has girls I had a stronger connection with from the very beginning.

Good Intel. She sounds no different than Elena or Zara. And Claudia if you are reading this'll, come kick it with us! You are not breaching client / provider service. Your no damn social worker. No shame in your game. Tack at worse with your self promo under fake alias.

**Ratso100** · 01-28-23 11:16

Originally Posted by FuckIt216 [View Original Post]

Nope I think that Kelly works at a different spa in the city and YUYU is back in China from what I've heard and Mia is MIA missing in action LOL.

But if you ever find that YuYu please post she was probably a top 10 provider in the AMP Biz.

Which spa for Kelly? I remember an old review for Kelly on rubmaps claiming she was a heroin addict and that's why she's such a good spinner. I can't believe I use to pay 20 bucks for duck tales . I miss YuYu rose tat most of all . Sometimes about seeing a flower as you stick you Wang into a womb makes you feel real potent !

**FuckIt216** · 01-28-23 10:10

Originally Posted by Ratso100 [View Original Post]

Can someone please clarify if it's the same Kelly and yuyu from the closed Relax Spa in 80 E Cermak.

Nope I think that Kelly works at a different spa in the city and YUYU is back in China from what I've heard and Mia is MIA missing in action LOL.

But if you ever find that YuYu please post she was probably a top 10 provider in the AMP Biz.

**Nowhere500** · 01-28-23 01:34

Originally Posted by ConfuciusMan [View Original Post]

My fellow monger told me one of the young thai girls came back to Chicago. She's in a hotel and taking appointments. She did not go back to the spa.

Any idea on how to find her?

**Ratso100** · 01-28-23 00:26

Originally Posted by SpaDude777 [View Original Post]

Go try out SXL on South Michigan Ave. Pretty much guaranteed L2/ L3. Ask for Kelly, She is pretty hot with experienced skills. Good luck.

Can someone please clarify if it's the same Kelly and yuyu from the closed Relax Spa in 80 E Cermak.

**ConfuciusMan** · 01-27-23 22:55

Originally Posted by BabyBoy2013 [View Original Post]

Years back Milwaukee had a couple of Chinese then Maggie opened the Belmont location. Only Chinese there left is Cindy. Probably only works 3 days, the rest are all Thai. They had 1 black girl there before covid then she left, but you guys might know her now as the Anal Queen Karly over at Ozone LOL. Walker is right the parking sucks on Milwaukee and menu is limited but some do give descent Massages. The old Thai crew they had before was way more fun. New crew only L1 and all are Thai.

My fellow monger told me one of the young thai girls came back to Chicago. She's in a hotel and taking appointments. She did not go back to the spa.

**SpaDude777** · 01-27-23 19:42

Originally Posted by GeorgeL [View Original Post]

I will be traveling to Chicago soon and not very familiar with the area. Wondering if there are any good MPs in the University Village / South Loop / Chinatown area? I'd rather not drive too far from the area so I'm hoping I get lucky.

Go try out SXL on South Michigan Ave. Pretty much guaranteed L2/ L3. Ask for Kelly, She is pretty hot with experienced skills. Good luck.

**BabyBoy2013** · 01-27-23 18:42

Originally Posted by BenBeck [View Original Post]

For what it's worth, the only provider I ever met there who was Thai was Maggie. The rest have all been Chinese.

Years back Milwaukee had a couple of Chinese then Maggie opened the Belmont location. Only Chinese there left is Cindy. Probably only works 3 days, the rest are all Thai. They had 1 black girl there before covid then she left, but you guys might know her now as the Anal Queen Karly over at Ozone LOL. Walker is right the parking sucks on Milwaukee and menu is limited but some do give descent Massages. The old Thai crew they had before was way more fun. New crew only L1 and all are Thai.

**BenBeck** · 01-27-23 17:39

Originally Posted by Walker333 [View Original Post]

They insisted they are all Thai, I wasn't sure. Parking is a problem there. Massage is decent, as was indicated earlier, but the menu is very limited.

For what it's worth, the only provider I ever met there who was Thai was Maggie. The rest have all been Chinese.

**Jinurso** · 01-27-23 13:35

Chicagobodyrubs.com

Was bored and decided to see the infamous Claudia at CLM. Infamous because she became popular for her self-promoting reviews here. Normally that's a big red flag, but I admired the hubris and she talked a good game, so why not?

Anyway, completely average experience. She's your prototypical CLM Latina. A little bit pudgy, but not too bad, very cute face. She's your average cute girl from the block you see all the time as your waitress, barista, Macy's makeup counter girl. Really nice and friendly, cute voice. The massage was pretty good. $200 for CBJ and CFS. I debated doing it since I already knew from her self-reviews that no GFE was available. But I did it for all of you. CBJs are all the same to me. No DATY offered. Nice view from doggy.

It was all fine. This review could be identical to half the roster at CLM. So if you're generally happy with that kind of experience and just want to swap faces, she's worth it. I wouldn't repeat, mainly because CLM has girls I had a stronger connection with from the very beginning.

**GeorgeL** · 01-27-23 11:26

I will be traveling to Chicago soon and not very familiar with the area. Wondering if there are any good MPs in the University Village / South Loop / Chinatown area? I'd rather not drive too far from the area so I'm hoping I get lucky.

**Sfgop2A** · 01-27-23 10:22

Originally Posted by NoHorni [View Original Post]

So do they not exist or they aren't any in Chicago?

Search massage keyword on Tryst for girls that do milking tables.

**NoHorni** · 01-27-23 00:23

So do they not exist or they aren't any in Chicago?

**Walker333** · 01-26-23 14:30

Originally Posted by Jason1987 [View Original Post]

The Asian one on Milwaukee.

They insisted they are all Thai, I wasn't sure. Parking is a problem there. Massage is decent, as was indicated earlier, but the menu is very limited.