Massage Parlor Reports

[Burner123]

Alexandra on Foster. Very nice massage for 1. 5. No upgrades just a standard L1 but lord does she put passion into it. Mutual touching was and I hope she opens up one day.

Mutual touching was what? She's in the neighborhood, so I'm thinking about seeing her. Any upgrades?

If the massage is good, I really need a good massage, and I'd rather just go somewhere close and not have two rides offset the lower price elsewhere.

[HappyRob]

Rarely in the city, but had a chance to see what you chicago boys sometimes post about OD. Judy is definitely up there in age and chubby. But that bare l2, that was something! Nice lady decent massage.

[AcrossTheUnive]

Emma was OK, one of the better looking girls this rotation. I initially went down by Archer at 9 AM sharp, but some dude was already ringing the doorbell. Doubled back to BHC. It was kind of a rush job with her bargaining for an extra tip because it was Chinese New Year, but I was able to hold that extra twenty over her head while I was pounding her. Did the same routine that I did with Monica at 819, rolling her over from sideways to doggie flat on her stomach, but I didn't pop from the tightness this time. Told her she could finish on top and she really did an outstanding job even if it was just to get me out of the shop. Didn't bother to get her contact information.

I was still pretty horny the next day, so I went by 819 first thing. Monica told me that she wasn't at the shop yet, so I drove around west of the spa which was fairly interesting as I'm not that familiar with the area. When I saw two hostile-looking guys standing at Harrison and California apparently selling drugs, I was reminded why I have avoided the area over the years and tried to make the quickest full stop at the sign so that they couldn't get a good shot if they were so inclined.

Monica told me to come over and I handed over the $210 I had on me when I got there and she was happy with it. She got me pretty hard with a BBBJ followed by a nice rim job using a lot of lube as an apparent attempt at a germ barrier. She was giving me the rush job while I was fucking her, but I did get her to flip over and submit to some deep doggy that definitely got her attention. She had promised a mouth finish, so I sat down, stripped off the condom and stuck my cock in her mouth. She froze up when I came, but I stroked the half of my cock that wasn't in her mouth so that she could get every drop. Didn't swallow, but it was one of the better times I'd had lately. She's leaving on the first.

It was because of this post that I gave Monica another shot after my disappointing last visit with the other girl. I am so glad that I did! Monica was great! Great BBBJ and not only did she not complain about my member like the other girl, she claimed it as hers through a translator! I guess either she liked it or was a good actress about it. The only thing that I disliked was the shower was me by myself. Her BBBJ followed some Russian. Good DFK and she was just very sexy and enticing. There was cfs in cg, mish and standing mish to completion. I only wish that I had partaken in some DATY because it looked tasty.

I hope to repeat before her departure.

[RichL1234]

Texted HCS with the hopes of seeing Angela. Was told via text that she went back to China for 2 months. 2 minutes later I get a phone call from Mamasan saying that she has a new young lady there (Elana). I told her ok I'll be there in 10 minutes.

Greeted at front door by Mamasan only to find out rates were bumped up to 70/ hr. Told her I spoke to her about seeing Elana. She said I have to wait (WTF! , We spoke I was in my way) . I opted for not waiting and drew Kiki.

50 ish MILF (good from afar but far from good). Spinner type body but was so tightly wrapped w / whatever she was wearing.

So who knows what was under there.

Decent massage skills. Minor teasing, limited OTC roaming.

On the flip only L1 offered. Wanted. 8 talked down to. 5.

Overall go for massage, skip the L1. She was also masked up entire time.

[Walker333]

They've been around a while in their ads they use multiple spa names, multiple numbers, a mix of the exact address and intersections. Maybe a year ago I got what I would consider a penis worship session where she sat between my legs and massaged my balls, shaft and tip for probably 30 minutes.

Yes, I've had the same experience there. Also, the "holly grail," (I guess her name was Julia) provided at south Western place. Does anyone remember her and have any idea where she might be now?

[Jinurso]

By any chance anyone screenshot her posts or account? Are here threads still up?

Claudia? I think it was something like exploradora or exploradora1 something like that. Very masculine username.

[OrdLover]

Beijing Health Clinic at 30th and Princeton is your best bet for that sort of action.

Every time I call, Linda answers the phone and say that she and one other girl is working. But when I get there is is just her and she always make an excuse for the other person not being there. So is this place a person operation or is there really other people working there?

[YuhColoy]

Where is the best (tight) Asian place around nowadays?

[Ratso100]

Claudia had a burner account here, which is both a red flag and highly useful because you get the menu straight from her. Didn't seem all that appealing so I never took the plunge.

Melissa is an interesting one. I wrote a more detailed review if you check my post history but in summary she is a good time. She's a bit flaky and seems to constantly switch between hopeless romantic and jaded older hooker. Your experience will vary based on which version of her you'll get. There have been times we had full on PSE and other times, a week later where she doesn't even want to kiss me because she's afraid it'll mess up her makeup. But she's never been worse than good and at her best she's one of the best there.

By any chance anyone screenshot her posts or account? Are here threads still up?

[Jayp80]

I've been there. Doesn't appear to have a name, but bedpage ads have the number, which ends in 3296. Definitely need to call first, because it looks like a residence from the outside (but it's not).

I drew the mamasan, which was 200 all-in (CBJ, cfs), and not a particularly inspiring encounter. It was fine, but short and rote. My regular providers give much better experiences, so don't think I'll be repeating.

They've been around a while in their ads they use multiple spa names, multiple numbers, a mix of the exact address and intersections. Maybe a year ago I got what I would consider a penis worship session where she sat between my legs and massaged my balls, shaft and tip for probably 30 minutes.

[Jinurso]

I see they've introduced a new girl, Leila. I can't make out a lot from the photo (are those gang signs or just weird finger positioning?) but she looks curvy and it seems like a real photo. She's on twice this week. If anybody happens to see her, post a review.

Also, anybody seen Maya? Love the pic but don't recall any feedback.

[Jinurso]

What / Where is CLM?

Chicagolandbodyrubs.com

[Jay117]

Just found a new spot on Armitage and Pulaski through Bedpage Chicago. No sign, no name, but very classy and clean when you walk in. Hot girl late twenties early thirties, Chinese, smoking hot body and large tits with very nice nipples. Also cleanly shaved with a nice ass and a sexy outfit that fit just right. I offered. 8 for L1 no massage. She agreed. Let me suck on nipples and grab her ass for an extra 20. Nice clean place, good experience. Will repeat. PM for details. She said L3 for 180 but I will try to talk her down next time. To be honest, 180 is probably worth it. She seems like a pleaser.

I've been there. Doesn't appear to have a name, but bedpage ads have the number, which ends in 3296. Definitely need to call first, because it looks like a residence from the outside (but it's not).

I drew the mamasan, which was 200 all-in (CBJ, cfs), and not a particularly inspiring encounter. It was fine, but short and rote. My regular providers give much better experiences, so don't think I'll be repeating.

[ThrilHouse]

Bingo, it is a know service with a few thrills. It also comes down to preference some prefer the AMPs and some the actual parlor. I prefer a more private place, then parlor. I did get spooked from some well known places (uncle LEO and distance) so I have stayed away. For the older members I think clm is a more polished version of what Lisa had on the NW side. All type of girls with different menus also. Anyone also remember "happy massage" on Madison Ave downtown? They had some good choices with different menus.

Giving you the benefit of the doubt and assume you are not trolling, CLM is an effective if not a good choice due to it's discreet, location, easy background check, and reliable service (although at times dull or YMMV, then again that can be said about any provider in the field) with an easy way to avoid the usual goose chase of finding a decent provider with nice service. Yes, sometimes the prices are ridiculous for things beyond F1 but at least there's no language barrier like in the AMP. There's no awkward waiting outside waiting to be buzzed in and you can build rapport with the girls if you become a usual client (don't get to close or you might screw it up like I did). Chicago despite being a big city there no real " Erotic central" with out taking the usual risks of LE, catfishes, and / or rip offs. Covid pretty much kill any other place that had service that competed with CLM. There's Red Lantern but with their past appearance in the news and sketchy upgrade from just Asian girls, I don't feel safe going back. (Pretty telling theres no recent new reviews of RL in the threads from our members) and there's also the latina spas like princess, aol, and pacifico but you never know what your getting with the girls nor the upgrades they offer. Korean Palace is an option or whatever is called but it's a long waiting list and very rare you get a reply from bookers. So I don't know for the rest of the mongers but this is why I think CLM is a frequent mention here and a good place to go to if you know what you want with out the thrills, or risks. It's like overpriced comfort food.

[YuhColoy]

What / Where is CLM?