Massage Parlor Reports

[OrdLover]

Beijing Health Clinic at 30th and Princeton is your best bet for that sort of action.

Every time I call, Linda answers the phone and say that she and one other girl is working. But when I get there is is just her and she always make an excuse for the other person not being there. So is this place a person operation or is there really other people working there?

[YuhColoy]

Where is the best (tight) Asian place around nowadays?

[Ratso100]

Claudia had a burner account here, which is both a red flag and highly useful because you get the menu straight from her. Didn't seem all that appealing so I never took the plunge.

Melissa is an interesting one. I wrote a more detailed review if you check my post history but in summary she is a good time. She's a bit flaky and seems to constantly switch between hopeless romantic and jaded older hooker. Your experience will vary based on which version of her you'll get. There have been times we had full on PSE and other times, a week later where she doesn't even want to kiss me because she's afraid it'll mess up her makeup. But she's never been worse than good and at her best she's one of the best there.

By any chance anyone screenshot her posts or account? Are here threads still up?

[Jayp80]

I've been there. Doesn't appear to have a name, but bedpage ads have the number, which ends in 3296. Definitely need to call first, because it looks like a residence from the outside (but it's not).

I drew the mamasan, which was 200 all-in (CBJ, cfs), and not a particularly inspiring encounter. It was fine, but short and rote. My regular providers give much better experiences, so don't think I'll be repeating.

They've been around a while in their ads they use multiple spa names, multiple numbers, a mix of the exact address and intersections. Maybe a year ago I got what I would consider a penis worship session where she sat between my legs and massaged my balls, shaft and tip for probably 30 minutes.

[Jinurso]

I see they've introduced a new girl, Leila. I can't make out a lot from the photo (are those gang signs or just weird finger positioning?) but she looks curvy and it seems like a real photo. She's on twice this week. If anybody happens to see her, post a review.

Also, anybody seen Maya? Love the pic but don't recall any feedback.

[Jinurso]

What / Where is CLM?

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[Jay117]

Just found a new spot on Armitage and Pulaski through Bedpage Chicago. No sign, no name, but very classy and clean when you walk in. Hot girl late twenties early thirties, Chinese, smoking hot body and large tits with very nice nipples. Also cleanly shaved with a nice ass and a sexy outfit that fit just right. I offered. 8 for L1 no massage. She agreed. Let me suck on nipples and grab her ass for an extra 20. Nice clean place, good experience. Will repeat. PM for details. She said L3 for 180 but I will try to talk her down next time. To be honest, 180 is probably worth it. She seems like a pleaser.

I've been there. Doesn't appear to have a name, but bedpage ads have the number, which ends in 3296. Definitely need to call first, because it looks like a residence from the outside (but it's not).

I drew the mamasan, which was 200 all-in (CBJ, cfs), and not a particularly inspiring encounter. It was fine, but short and rote. My regular providers give much better experiences, so don't think I'll be repeating.

[ThrilHouse]

Bingo, it is a know service with a few thrills. It also comes down to preference some prefer the AMPs and some the actual parlor. I prefer a more private place, then parlor. I did get spooked from some well known places (uncle LEO and distance) so I have stayed away. For the older members I think clm is a more polished version of what Lisa had on the NW side. All type of girls with different menus also. Anyone also remember "happy massage" on Madison Ave downtown? They had some good choices with different menus.

Giving you the benefit of the doubt and assume you are not trolling, CLM is an effective if not a good choice due to it's discreet, location, easy background check, and reliable service (although at times dull or YMMV, then again that can be said about any provider in the field) with an easy way to avoid the usual goose chase of finding a decent provider with nice service. Yes, sometimes the prices are ridiculous for things beyond F1 but at least there's no language barrier like in the AMP. There's no awkward waiting outside waiting to be buzzed in and you can build rapport with the girls if you become a usual client (don't get to close or you might screw it up like I did). Chicago despite being a big city there no real " Erotic central" with out taking the usual risks of LE, catfishes, and / or rip offs. Covid pretty much kill any other place that had service that competed with CLM. There's Red Lantern but with their past appearance in the news and sketchy upgrade from just Asian girls, I don't feel safe going back. (Pretty telling theres no recent new reviews of RL in the threads from our members) and there's also the latina spas like princess, aol, and pacifico but you never know what your getting with the girls nor the upgrades they offer. Korean Palace is an option or whatever is called but it's a long waiting list and very rare you get a reply from bookers. So I don't know for the rest of the mongers but this is why I think CLM is a frequent mention here and a good place to go to if you know what you want with out the thrills, or risks. It's like overpriced comfort food.

[YuhColoy]

What / Where is CLM?

[Jinurso]

Been a while since I last posted. I'm curious about seeing Melissa, Suzie or Claudia at CLM. But I'll provide dets on my experiences too.

Natural Healers -.

I was in need of a quick nut and my gym is right by there, found their info on BP and texted. I was greeted by a 5'3 slim body face was meh. Massage really just her rubbing aggressively in one spot for 5 minutes at a time. Opted in for CFS at 1. 2 (not including House fee). Overall decent exp but not sure if I would repeat. They have cameras showing where I was getting my massage? (I always wear mask).

Bella CLM -.

I feel like she's quite known already, Body is really going downhill and a bit worn out down there but she gives enthusiasm and I enjoy it every now and then. Overall a 7/10 experience. She gets a +1 for her head game.

Zara CLM -.

Beauty of a girl but I think I paid 3. 6 overall? Great ass but her massage skills are nowhere to be found (Came quick that day LOL). I've learned that she is a bit more enthusiastic on the second visit and more sensual. She grabbed on and looked me in the eyes so that was a +1000 on my scale.

Alexandra on Foster. Very nice massage for 1. 5. No upgrades just a standard L1 but lord does she put passion into it. Mutual touching was and I hope she opens up one day.

Lotus? Not sure what its Called but right off Laramie, Yuki? - Found her somewhere and I have gone back twice. She is really small and I'm a bit above average so she would stop constantly, uses an extreme amount of oil and caught off guard when she went in the P spot. Can't say I hated it.

Anyways, If anyone can provide any info on Melissa, susie or Claudia it would be much appreciated. Thanks!

Claudia had a burner account here, which is both a red flag and highly useful because you get the menu straight from her. Didn't seem all that appealing so I never took the plunge.

Melissa is an interesting one. I wrote a more detailed review if you check my post history but in summary she is a good time. She's a bit flaky and seems to constantly switch between hopeless romantic and jaded older hooker. Your experience will vary based on which version of her you'll get. There have been times we had full on PSE and other times, a week later where she doesn't even want to kiss me because she's afraid it'll mess up her makeup. But she's never been worse than good and at her best she's one of the best there.

[Jinurso]

I hope this doesn't come off the wrong way, but why is CLM so popular?

I've never been to any of the agencies on the agency thread, so can't make a comparison there, but compared to the places on this thread, CLM is one of the few massage places with a diverse roster, including American girls. All of their locations are in safe residential neighborhoods, so they're easy to get to, and they rotate the girls from location to location daily so that no matter which location you're closest to you'll eventually get access to a girl you like.

The menu isn't always the best, and it's A LOT more expensive than what I'm sure guys pay at BHC or the various spas. And the most frustrating thing for guys who are new to CLM is the randomness of the extras. Sometimes a young hot girl like Cameron will charge half of what an old Latina like Nicole does and there doesn't seem to be any logic for why. Honestly, I debate whether CLM should even be called a massage parlor. It's really more of an agency, for better or worse. But then again, agencies usually have more of a standardized rate structure. I dunno, it's unique and I just go because I can get there in five minutes.

[Fit312]

How was Emma. I love the line up at BHC just hate waiting on the corner while everyone stares at me to get in LOL.

Emma was OK, one of the better looking girls this rotation. I initially went down by Archer at 9 AM sharp, but some dude was already ringing the doorbell. Doubled back to BHC. It was kind of a rush job with her bargaining for an extra tip because it was Chinese New Year, but I was able to hold that extra twenty over her head while I was pounding her. Did the same routine that I did with Monica at 819, rolling her over from sideways to doggie flat on her stomach, but I didn't pop from the tightness this time. Told her she could finish on top and she really did an outstanding job even if it was just to get me out of the shop. Didn't bother to get her contact information.

I was still pretty horny the next day, so I went by 819 first thing. Monica told me that she wasn't at the shop yet, so I drove around west of the spa which was fairly interesting as I'm not that familiar with the area. When I saw two hostile-looking guys standing at Harrison and California apparently selling drugs, I was reminded why I have avoided the area over the years and tried to make the quickest full stop at the sign so that they couldn't get a good shot if they were so inclined.

Monica told me to come over and I handed over the $210 I had on me when I got there and she was happy with it. She got me pretty hard with a BBBJ followed by a nice rim job using a lot of lube as an apparent attempt at a germ barrier. She was giving me the rush job while I was fucking her, but I did get her to flip over and submit to some deep doggy that definitely got her attention. She had promised a mouth finish, so I sat down, stripped off the condom and stuck my cock in her mouth. She froze up when I came, but I stroked the half of my cock that wasn't in her mouth so that she could get every drop. Didn't swallow, but it was one of the better times I'd had lately. She's leaving on the first.

[SexWithJesus69]

After a minor goose chase I managed to find a new provider from a local spa that looks legit but this lady offers private incall and outcall appointments. Her snapchat is savionworld. She will ask for a deposit of 50 but if your both polite but insist that you don't feel comfortable paying this fee, she will obliged and agree to see you. Session is $80 for an incall and outcall is $120 . YMMV as she was teasing me constantly and even wore a skimpy outfit but also mentioned that in follow ups now that we have establish trust "she provides " other massages. I asked if she provided nuru, she said yes. So if anyone want to give it the old college try please do. You might discover more fun in your adventure than I did with this young lady .

Do you have any other info about her? What she might look like age wise. And was there any type of HE?

[OrdLover]

Beijing Health Clinic at 30th and Princeton is your best bet for that sort of action.

Every time I call Linda answers the and says that she and one other person is working. Gets there and I only see Linda there. Always an be excuse for the other "girl" not being there. So is the really a second person or is this place just a person operation?

[Bm392]

The lack of talent and service is about to make me give up on the South Burbs!

Since we don't have anything other than the same old Asian L1's out here, I decided to give this place another try since Mahagony was so cool back in the day. Mahagony still takes all of the calls. Took the 30 minutes for 0. 6 with Rihanna (her direct cell 312.320. 0070). I tried to find out how much the finishes cost before the appointment, but Mahagony stated that it is up to the private contractor.

Rihanna was nice, but this is where the good stops. First, she tries to up sell me to 45 minutes for 1. O when I know that's what 60 minutes cost. Then, she states that an L1 costs 1. 0, and that's all that is offered. Reluctantly, I took it since I was already butt ass naked LOL. She did strip down, but the massage was below average with some ok stretches. The finish was basic and plain. So much for second chances smh.

Mahagony (from Spa Paris) is the owner so I text her for their prices. She gave me 30 min for 0. 6 and one hour for 0. 9. Now, once before she had told me that she would do the dollar a minute Monday like Spa Paris use to have. This time, she doesn't want to do it but that's ok. I ask if this is the bikini rate? She says yes. So, I make the appointment.

She text me a little later to confirm the appointment time and to ask again how long that I wanted. Told her 30 min because I wanted to check out her service on my first visit, but I would do longer if she gave me the Spa Paris Monday prices. Mahagony then stated that I could have the Spa Paris Monday rate but the minimum time was 60 minutes. I agreed.

I get to the location and ring the bell but no one comes to let me in. Then my phone rings, its Mahagony. She tells me that her therapist doesn't want to do the dollar a minute rate so we need to go back to the original rate and that she will take care of me another time. I say ok so she gives me the code to get in.

Harlem, a dusty medium size ebony therapist meets me in the hall and tells me to wash my hands. She should have gone first because her hair was undone and it looked like she had just woke up. She didn't smile and her greeting was dry. Harlem looked like she didn't want to be there.

Harlem sends me to the room to get comfortable. When she came in, I noticed that she wasnt in a bikini. I asked her why and told her that Mahagony said that the 30 minute rate was for a bikini massage and I offered to show her the text. She strips down and we start.

As we know, most of the non-asian places offer more of a back rub than a real massage (Paris, Lexis, and Mahagony were the rare exceptions) so you are really paying for a different experience (ebony, bikini.). Well, Harlem started with a weak ass back rub then she gets a text. Mahagony denied agreeing to a bikini massage so Harlem starts getting dressed. I offered to show her the text and asked why she would stop in the middle of the session. Harlem then stated that Mahagony doesn't set her prices and ended the session all together.

I call Mahagony but she is so busy defending herself that she wasn't listening to what I was saying or reading what she wrote so I hang up and started texting again so I could actually get in a word or two. She calls back first and tells me to see her when my finances are right. After I shut that crap down, she states that there is nothing she can do about the past but she will make it up to me in the future. It was to late for that so I ended the conversation and went over to see Lisa at Best One.

Mahagony was good as hell at being a therapist but she has much to learn about how to run her business and how to regulate her therapist. Just because her therapist are independent contractors doesn't mean that she doesn't control of the basic structure of her business. In the end, she doesn't realize that it's her name at stake. In my book, this place is a forever no go.