Massage Parlor Reports

**ProoMan** · 01-30-23 19:31

Originally Posted by Cincyty [View Original Post]

Has anyone had success in nky? Looking for an AMP.

Thanks.

All of nky I'd legit. All give good massages. My recommendation is song spa, in Florence or spring spa in Erlanger both owned by the same lady she is a no bullshit lady but had very good ladies working for her, shw is also very good at her craft, and by the way is very hot.

**Cincyty** · 01-30-23 14:10

Has anyone had success in nky? Looking for an AMP.

Thanks.

**Hooter12** · 01-30-23 00:19

Originally Posted by KuttiRocks [View Original Post]

The masseuses look nothing like the one displayed on the ad in RubMD: https://rubmd.com/cincinnati-oh/5b85...3-8593281fa1dd.

They were very old and slightly rude. Huge communication problem.

Went it. Laid down nude. A okay massage. Pressure was good.

No extras. Just a massage.

What?? Say it isn't so. You didn't really expect they would did you?

**ProoMan** · 01-29-23 14:33

Originally Posted by RufusFirefly [View Original Post]

Sue them fir false advertisement. Yes that is facetious.

You can show the court the hard evidence.

**RufusFirefly** · 01-29-23 07:37

Originally Posted by KuttiRocks [View Original Post]

The masseuses look nothing like the one displayed on the ad in RubMD: https://rubmd.com/cincinnati-oh/5b85...3-8593281fa1dd.

They were very old and slightly rude. Huge communication problem.

Went it. Laid down nude. A okay massage. Pressure was good.

No extras. Just a massage.

Sue them fir false advertisement. Yes that is facetious.

**Tickle Jay** · 01-29-23 05:31

Originally Posted by KuttiRocks [View Original Post]

The masseuses look nothing like the one displayed on the ad in RubMD: https://rubmd.com/cincinnati-oh/5b85...3-8593281fa1dd.

They were very old and slightly rude. Huge

I'm shocked!

**KuttiRocks** · 01-28-23 17:54

After reading some of the reports. Thought of trying. Again. I don't know why these AMP's keep the old people to massage. She was not fat, a bit skinny.

Laid face down nude and covered the waist with a towel- right from the point she came in. Moved the towel to the feet in the context of massaging the feet and left it there.

Moved from feet to calf and to thighs and then a swipe thought the cheeks (1st one) - then massaged around waist and in less than 5 minutes there were about 5 swipes, every swipe inching closer.

Then she started massaging the shoulder and then lied on my back to do another swipe. By then it was obvious and had about 100 swipes in about 30 minutes when she asked me to turn around.

All the excitement done. She was way older and I couldn't hold it. She indicated if I wanted any extra. With hesitation I said yes. 4 - she tried very hard. But I couldn't finish.

Cleaned myself and left the place.

**KuttiRocks** · 01-28-23 17:45

The masseuses look nothing like the one displayed on the ad in RubMD: https://rubmd.com/cincinnati-oh/5b85...3-8593281fa1dd.

They were very old and slightly rude. Huge communication problem.

Went it. Laid down nude. A okay massage. Pressure was good.

No extras. Just a massage.

**RufusFirefly** · 01-28-23 07:17

Originally Posted by MrMonger69 [View Original Post]

It's it's not full service then it's just an HE.

Just like if it's got to dick it's a dude.

Don't try to normalize the vision that providers are magical beings that can provide more or better services than they actually are.

It's either FS or it's an HE. No grey area. It's just is it it isn't.

Thanks.

Dude you are wrong. A HJ is just that. FS includes BJ, DATY, VS. Anything less is not FS. But go ahead and think what you want.

**Bbbloo** · 01-28-23 01:56

Saw Linda at Sakura. Made an appt over the phone, arrived on time but had to wait ten minutes. No big deal. Paid for the hhr and drew Linda. Massage was whatever, got the CBJ, reports are right. Kisses and gives it a few licks, then slips the cover on. Finished up great, had fun.

**MrMonger69** · 01-27-23 13:44

Originally Posted by JLZ61 [View Original Post]

I want to make clear that Lola's service is not "just an HE". However, nor is it FS. .

It's it's not full service then it's just an HE.

Just like if it's got to dick it's a dude.

Don't try to normalize the vision that providers are magical beings that can provide more or better services than they actually are.

It's either FS or it's an HE. No grey area. It's just is it it isn't.

Thanks.

**BaddenBoy2020** · 01-23-23 13:58

Originally Posted by AlanBu [View Original Post]

I responded to Nytehawk a few weeks ago about rates. He made a comparison between an AMP and a private provider. I was not making any such comparison; just expressing my confusion about the new rates. Now AlanDodson is making the same comparison between AMPs and private providers. Personally, I view them differently as I had much better experiences with private providers, so a higher price was justified.

On the other hand, ToddCincy is right in that 500 is just crazy. Not a ripoff as Alan says because you got what you expected. But as Todd says, if no one calls to spend 500, that price is going to drop soon.

My suggestion is to have two threads. One for massage parlors and one for private massage providers. At least we would be comparing apples to apples. Or is that peaches to peaches?

Scroll down, its called non-Asian massage HE.

**AlanBu** · 01-23-23 13:54

Originally Posted by AlanDodson [View Original Post]

A rip off is when a provider flakes out or doesn't give you the services promised. Flexi went well over our timeslot and provided amazing services, and that was after I talked her down to $2. 4 from her asking of $2. 8 for hhr in her ad.

We all know the market sucks but its been well established that dudes will pay $1. 2 for a HE from a granny on a folding table with open doors separating you from other mongers getting the same thing (no judgement, you do you). So I don't see how paying exactly twice that for a beautiful 20 something yr old 9. 5/10 to do a fully nude body slide in a private hotel room on a real bed with almost full GFE is really that bad.

I'm not trying to be argumentative at all, I'm literally trying to understand if I'm being unreasonable in my thinking here. Anyone can feel free to PM me if I'm wrong.

Again, not trying to be argumentative, these discussions about market rates are important for us to have.

I responded to Nytehawk a few weeks ago about rates. He made a comparison between an AMP and a private provider. I was not making any such comparison; just expressing my confusion about the new rates. Now AlanDodson is making the same comparison between AMPs and private providers. Personally, I view them differently as I had much better experiences with private providers, so a higher price was justified.

On the other hand, ToddCincy is right in that 500 is just crazy. Not a ripoff as Alan says because you got what you expected. But as Todd says, if no one calls to spend 500, that price is going to drop soon.

My suggestion is to have two threads. One for massage parlors and one for private massage providers. At least we would be comparing apples to apples. Or is that peaches to peaches?

**AlanDodson** · 01-23-23 13:19

A rip off is when a provider flakes out or doesn't give you the services promised. Flexi went well over our timeslot and provided amazing services, and that was after I talked her down to $2. 4 from her asking of $2. 8 for hhr in her ad.

We all know the market sucks but its been well established that dudes will pay $1. 2 for a HE from a granny on a folding table with open doors separating you from other mongers getting the same thing (no judgement, you do you). So I don't see how paying exactly twice that for a beautiful 20 something yr old 9. 5/10 to do a fully nude body slide in a private hotel room on a real bed with almost full GFE is really that bad.

I'm not trying to be argumentative at all, I'm literally trying to understand if I'm being unreasonable in my thinking here. Anyone can feel free to PM me if I'm wrong.

Again, not trying to be argumentative, these discussions about market rates are important for us to have.

Originally Posted by ToddCincy [View Original Post]

It's now been established that both Lola and Flexi are charging $360 to $500 for a "only a HE".

https://tryst.link/massage/sexyflexi

https://tryst.link/massage/lola1976653

Rip-offs like this persist in the marketplace because there is, unfortunately, no shortage of men who lose all sense of moderation when presented with an attractive woman.

We're in a bad market. We all know that. But you contribute to the bad market when you spend money on colossal rip-offs like this.

What if a girl tried to charge $360 to $500 for a HE, and her phone never rang? I'd be willing to bet that the price would come down eventually, or more services might be offered.

Gentlemen, you can't control the marketplace supply. You each have a say in the marketplace *demand*. Use that power wisely, and don't encourage extortion by opening your wallet when presented with an unreasonable proposition.

**JLZ61** · 01-23-23 11:21

I want to make clear that Lola's service is not "just an HE". However, nor is it FS. What I got for during my time was a fully naked and very nicely boobed chick quite actively rubbing her entire slickery self up and down my back, and then my front, with very nice continuous attention paid to Mr Happy. Extremely nice GF kissing. Very much different from the HEs I've gotten at AMPs. That said, there was no full service.

Would I partake each and every time? No. Sometimes you've just got to bend a girl over and have at it.

Did I enjoy it more than an AMP HE? Hell, yes! I've never gotten FS at AMPs that was anywhere near as erotic.

Did I get to bang the hell out of some pussy? No. But I didn't mind it at all. She scratched my itch that day quite well since I was in the mood for a nuru experience.

Obviously, different strokes for different folks. Just wanted to make sure I was fair in describing what she provided. Yes, you can get FS for that money elsewhere but not nearly as erotic (in my book). And yes, you can get HE for less. This was a middle ground. You all make your own decisions. I enjoyed it for what it's worth.

While I didn't find Lola a rip-off (for me, anyway), ToddCincy is right, in general the market sucks. While we can't control supply, we CAN control demand. You choose what you're happy to pay for. I was happy with Lola.

Originally Posted by ToddCincy [View Original Post]

It's now been established that both Lola and Flexi are charging $360 to $500 for a "only a HE".

https://tryst.link/massage/sexyflexi

https://tryst.link/massage/lola1976653

Rip-offs like this persist in the marketplace because there is, unfortunately, no shortage of men who lose all sense of moderation when presented with an attractive woman.

We're in a bad market. We all know that. But you contribute to the bad market when you spend money on colossal rip-offs like this.

What if a girl tried to charge $360 to $500 for a HE, and her phone never rang? I'd be willing to bet that the price would come down eventually, or more services might be offered.

Gentlemen, you can't control the marketplace supply. You each have a say in the marketplace *demand*. Use that power wisely, and don't encourage extortion by opening your wallet when presented with an unreasonable proposition.