Massage Parlor Reports

[RichL1234]

Texted HCS with the hopes of seeing Angela. Was told via text that she went back to China for 2 months. 2 minutes later I get a phone call from Mamasan saying that she has a new young lady there (Elana). I told her ok I'll be there in 10 minutes.

Greeted at front door by Mamasan only to find out rates were bumped up to 70/ hr. Told her I spoke to her about seeing Elana. She said I have to wait (WTF! , We spoke I was in my way) . I opted for not waiting and drew Kiki.

50 ish MILF (good from afar but far from good). Spinner type body but was so tightly wrapped w / whatever she was wearing.

So who knows what was under there.

Decent massage skills. Minor teasing, limited OTC roaming.

On the flip only L1 offered. Wanted. 8 talked down to. 5.

Overall go for massage, skip the L1. She was also masked up entire time.

[Walker333]

They've been around a while in their ads they use multiple spa names, multiple numbers, a mix of the exact address and intersections. Maybe a year ago I got what I would consider a penis worship session where she sat between my legs and massaged my balls, shaft and tip for probably 30 minutes.

Yes, I've had the same experience there. Also, the "holly grail," (I guess her name was Julia) provided at south Western place. Does anyone remember her and have any idea where she might be now?

[Jinurso]

By any chance anyone screenshot her posts or account? Are here threads still up?

Claudia? I think it was something like exploradora or exploradora1 something like that. Very masculine username.

[OrdLover]

Beijing Health Clinic at 30th and Princeton is your best bet for that sort of action.

Every time I call, Linda answers the phone and say that she and one other girl is working. But when I get there is is just her and she always make an excuse for the other person not being there. So is this place a person operation or is there really other people working there?

[YuhColoy]

Where is the best (tight) Asian place around nowadays?

[Ratso100]

Claudia had a burner account here, which is both a red flag and highly useful because you get the menu straight from her. Didn't seem all that appealing so I never took the plunge.

Melissa is an interesting one. I wrote a more detailed review if you check my post history but in summary she is a good time. She's a bit flaky and seems to constantly switch between hopeless romantic and jaded older hooker. Your experience will vary based on which version of her you'll get. There have been times we had full on PSE and other times, a week later where she doesn't even want to kiss me because she's afraid it'll mess up her makeup. But she's never been worse than good and at her best she's one of the best there.

By any chance anyone screenshot her posts or account? Are here threads still up?

[Jayp80]

I've been there. Doesn't appear to have a name, but bedpage ads have the number, which ends in 3296. Definitely need to call first, because it looks like a residence from the outside (but it's not).

I drew the mamasan, which was 200 all-in (CBJ, cfs), and not a particularly inspiring encounter. It was fine, but short and rote. My regular providers give much better experiences, so don't think I'll be repeating.

They've been around a while in their ads they use multiple spa names, multiple numbers, a mix of the exact address and intersections. Maybe a year ago I got what I would consider a penis worship session where she sat between my legs and massaged my balls, shaft and tip for probably 30 minutes.

[Jinurso]

I see they've introduced a new girl, Leila. I can't make out a lot from the photo (are those gang signs or just weird finger positioning?) but she looks curvy and it seems like a real photo. She's on twice this week. If anybody happens to see her, post a review.

Also, anybody seen Maya? Love the pic but don't recall any feedback.

[Jinurso]

What / Where is CLM?

Chicagolandbodyrubs.com

[Jay117]

Just found a new spot on Armitage and Pulaski through Bedpage Chicago. No sign, no name, but very classy and clean when you walk in. Hot girl late twenties early thirties, Chinese, smoking hot body and large tits with very nice nipples. Also cleanly shaved with a nice ass and a sexy outfit that fit just right. I offered. 8 for L1 no massage. She agreed. Let me suck on nipples and grab her ass for an extra 20. Nice clean place, good experience. Will repeat. PM for details. She said L3 for 180 but I will try to talk her down next time. To be honest, 180 is probably worth it. She seems like a pleaser.

I've been there. Doesn't appear to have a name, but bedpage ads have the number, which ends in 3296. Definitely need to call first, because it looks like a residence from the outside (but it's not).

I drew the mamasan, which was 200 all-in (CBJ, cfs), and not a particularly inspiring encounter. It was fine, but short and rote. My regular providers give much better experiences, so don't think I'll be repeating.

[ThrilHouse]

Bingo, it is a know service with a few thrills. It also comes down to preference some prefer the AMPs and some the actual parlor. I prefer a more private place, then parlor. I did get spooked from some well known places (uncle LEO and distance) so I have stayed away. For the older members I think clm is a more polished version of what Lisa had on the NW side. All type of girls with different menus also. Anyone also remember "happy massage" on Madison Ave downtown? They had some good choices with different menus.

Giving you the benefit of the doubt and assume you are not trolling, CLM is an effective if not a good choice due to it's discreet, location, easy background check, and reliable service (although at times dull or YMMV, then again that can be said about any provider in the field) with an easy way to avoid the usual goose chase of finding a decent provider with nice service. Yes, sometimes the prices are ridiculous for things beyond F1 but at least there's no language barrier like in the AMP. There's no awkward waiting outside waiting to be buzzed in and you can build rapport with the girls if you become a usual client (don't get to close or you might screw it up like I did). Chicago despite being a big city there no real " Erotic central" with out taking the usual risks of LE, catfishes, and / or rip offs. Covid pretty much kill any other place that had service that competed with CLM. There's Red Lantern but with their past appearance in the news and sketchy upgrade from just Asian girls, I don't feel safe going back. (Pretty telling theres no recent new reviews of RL in the threads from our members) and there's also the latina spas like princess, aol, and pacifico but you never know what your getting with the girls nor the upgrades they offer. Korean Palace is an option or whatever is called but it's a long waiting list and very rare you get a reply from bookers. So I don't know for the rest of the mongers but this is why I think CLM is a frequent mention here and a good place to go to if you know what you want with out the thrills, or risks. It's like overpriced comfort food.

[YuhColoy]

What / Where is CLM?

[Jinurso]

Been a while since I last posted. I'm curious about seeing Melissa, Suzie or Claudia at CLM. But I'll provide dets on my experiences too.

Natural Healers -.

I was in need of a quick nut and my gym is right by there, found their info on BP and texted. I was greeted by a 5'3 slim body face was meh. Massage really just her rubbing aggressively in one spot for 5 minutes at a time. Opted in for CFS at 1. 2 (not including House fee). Overall decent exp but not sure if I would repeat. They have cameras showing where I was getting my massage? (I always wear mask).

Bella CLM -.

I feel like she's quite known already, Body is really going downhill and a bit worn out down there but she gives enthusiasm and I enjoy it every now and then. Overall a 7/10 experience. She gets a +1 for her head game.

Zara CLM -.

Beauty of a girl but I think I paid 3. 6 overall? Great ass but her massage skills are nowhere to be found (Came quick that day LOL). I've learned that she is a bit more enthusiastic on the second visit and more sensual. She grabbed on and looked me in the eyes so that was a +1000 on my scale.

Alexandra on Foster. Very nice massage for 1. 5. No upgrades just a standard L1 but lord does she put passion into it. Mutual touching was and I hope she opens up one day.

Lotus? Not sure what its Called but right off Laramie, Yuki? - Found her somewhere and I have gone back twice. She is really small and I'm a bit above average so she would stop constantly, uses an extreme amount of oil and caught off guard when she went in the P spot. Can't say I hated it.

Anyways, If anyone can provide any info on Melissa, susie or Claudia it would be much appreciated. Thanks!

Claudia had a burner account here, which is both a red flag and highly useful because you get the menu straight from her. Didn't seem all that appealing so I never took the plunge.

Melissa is an interesting one. I wrote a more detailed review if you check my post history but in summary she is a good time. She's a bit flaky and seems to constantly switch between hopeless romantic and jaded older hooker. Your experience will vary based on which version of her you'll get. There have been times we had full on PSE and other times, a week later where she doesn't even want to kiss me because she's afraid it'll mess up her makeup. But she's never been worse than good and at her best she's one of the best there.

[Jinurso]

I hope this doesn't come off the wrong way, but why is CLM so popular?

I've never been to any of the agencies on the agency thread, so can't make a comparison there, but compared to the places on this thread, CLM is one of the few massage places with a diverse roster, including American girls. All of their locations are in safe residential neighborhoods, so they're easy to get to, and they rotate the girls from location to location daily so that no matter which location you're closest to you'll eventually get access to a girl you like.

The menu isn't always the best, and it's A LOT more expensive than what I'm sure guys pay at BHC or the various spas. And the most frustrating thing for guys who are new to CLM is the randomness of the extras. Sometimes a young hot girl like Cameron will charge half of what an old Latina like Nicole does and there doesn't seem to be any logic for why. Honestly, I debate whether CLM should even be called a massage parlor. It's really more of an agency, for better or worse. But then again, agencies usually have more of a standardized rate structure. I dunno, it's unique and I just go because I can get there in five minutes.

[Fit312]

How was Emma. I love the line up at BHC just hate waiting on the corner while everyone stares at me to get in LOL.

Emma was OK, one of the better looking girls this rotation. I initially went down by Archer at 9 AM sharp, but some dude was already ringing the doorbell. Doubled back to BHC. It was kind of a rush job with her bargaining for an extra tip because it was Chinese New Year, but I was able to hold that extra twenty over her head while I was pounding her. Did the same routine that I did with Monica at 819, rolling her over from sideways to doggie flat on her stomach, but I didn't pop from the tightness this time. Told her she could finish on top and she really did an outstanding job even if it was just to get me out of the shop. Didn't bother to get her contact information.

I was still pretty horny the next day, so I went by 819 first thing. Monica told me that she wasn't at the shop yet, so I drove around west of the spa which was fairly interesting as I'm not that familiar with the area. When I saw two hostile-looking guys standing at Harrison and California apparently selling drugs, I was reminded why I have avoided the area over the years and tried to make the quickest full stop at the sign so that they couldn't get a good shot if they were so inclined.

Monica told me to come over and I handed over the $210 I had on me when I got there and she was happy with it. She got me pretty hard with a BBBJ followed by a nice rim job using a lot of lube as an apparent attempt at a germ barrier. She was giving me the rush job while I was fucking her, but I did get her to flip over and submit to some deep doggy that definitely got her attention. She had promised a mouth finish, so I sat down, stripped off the condom and stuck my cock in her mouth. She froze up when I came, but I stroked the half of my cock that wasn't in her mouth so that she could get every drop. Didn't swallow, but it was one of the better times I'd had lately. She's leaving on the first.