Rants Raves and Stupid Shit in Seattle.

[Leo The Lion]

Agree 100%.

I always get a good laugh when I see chicks ask for a deposit or demand a cancellation fee. What the fuck is this? Enterprise Rent A Car? The combination of shit atittude and sky high rates without the looks, it is helping me save a lot of money.

Just in case some from the other sites read this (I know they do), if you don't have rates in your ad / profile, you either overcharge or play games and I ignore you.

If you have nothing listed in both ad / profile for menu, I'll ignore you. If you have a page worth of hates, why are you even working. You don't have to put everything into likes too, just omit it.

At least vaguely imply what VIP means so I or everyone else don't have to assume or ask you. VIP is annoying as it is to deduce. Also put GFE in ad title or something if you do it.

Longer sessions should generally have a length discount. I always see longer sessions are prioritized / preferred but then the rates don't encourage it. The funniest rates to me are when 2 separate appointments are equal or less than 1 long appointment.

The combination of ad, profile, and a cursory look at reviews should give a solid indication of what's provided and if it isn't, you're doing something wrong.

I think I've already seen some of the best the state has to offer without going the SB route and very few are worth the average rates I'm seeing currently. There's zero correlation between rate and quality of service after a certain point and funny enough the best I've seen were on the lower end of rates.

Personal thing, but I really like the ones that offer reasonable specials and / or give some kind of incentive to returning clients. Shows that they think about the long term and encourages you to be a regular despite a lot of guys preferring variety. Doesn't have to be through any site, but can be discussed face to face.

Put your damn payment methods somewhere as that could save people trips too.

I think I'm getting bored due to the amount of research involved in this hobby.

[Mitch Cor]

So WTF?! First skipthegames doesn't work with ProtonVPN, and now this site appears to be broken with it as well. What is going on?

1. 1. 1. 1 still works, but that's not the best security. Any admins around who can answer?

Thanks!

[Bfm66]

Just in case some from the other sites read this (I know they do), if you don't have rates in your ad / profile, you either overcharge or play games and I ignore you.

If you have nothing listed in both ad / profile for menu, I'll ignore you. If you have a page worth of hates, why are you even working. You don't have to put everything into likes too, just omit it.

At least vaguely imply what VIP means so I or everyone else don't have to assume or ask you. VIP is annoying as it is to deduce. Also put GFE in ad title or something if you do it.

Longer sessions should generally have a length discount. I always see longer sessions are prioritized / preferred but then the rates don't encourage it. The funniest rates to me are when 2 separate appointments are equal or less than 1 long appointment.

The combination of ad, profile, and a cursory look at reviews should give a solid indication of what's provided and if it isn't, you're doing something wrong.

I think I've already seen some of the best the state has to offer without going the SB route and very few are worth the average rates I'm seeing currently. There's zero correlation between rate and quality of service after a certain point and funny enough the best I've seen were on the lower end of rates.

Personal thing, but I really like the ones that offer reasonable specials and / or give some kind of incentive to returning clients. Shows that they think about the long term and encourages you to be a regular despite a lot of guys preferring variety. Doesn't have to be through any site, but can be discussed face to face.

Put your damn payment methods somewhere as that could save people trips too.

I think I'm getting bored due to the amount of research involved in this hobby.

Well said!

[HelloThar]

Just in case some from the other sites read this (I know they do), if you don't have rates in your ad / profile, you either overcharge or play games and I ignore you.

If you have nothing listed in both ad / profile for menu, I'll ignore you. If you have a page worth of hates, why are you even working. You don't have to put everything into likes too, just omit it.

At least vaguely imply what VIP means so I or everyone else don't have to assume or ask you. VIP is annoying as it is to deduce. Also put GFE in ad title or something if you do it.

Longer sessions should generally have a length discount. I always see longer sessions are prioritized / preferred but then the rates don't encourage it. The funniest rates to me are when 2 separate appointments are equal or less than 1 long appointment.

The combination of ad, profile, and a cursory look at reviews should give a solid indication of what's provided and if it isn't, you're doing something wrong.

I think I've already seen some of the best the state has to offer without going the SB route and very few are worth the average rates I'm seeing currently. There's zero correlation between rate and quality of service after a certain point and funny enough the best I've seen were on the lower end of rates.

Personal thing, but I really like the ones that offer reasonable specials and / or give some kind of incentive to returning clients. Shows that they think about the long term and encourages you to be a regular despite a lot of guys preferring variety. Doesn't have to be through any site, but can be discussed face to face.

Put your damn payment methods somewhere as that could save people trips too.

I think I'm getting bored due to the amount of research involved in this hobby.

[DickMountain]

I have a few electronics for sale / trade so I decided to hit up TNA. Saw a provider needing an iPhone. However it's ridiculous what's she's offering in return. I saw that the max time was 90 min for an iPhone 13. I told her I have an unlocked 13 Pro Max 512 gb and still was 90 min haha fuck that. I don't know what it is but these girls are asking way too much for what they offer. I would say everyone should band up and fight against it but I know half of you fools will pay for $600 HR for an all safety gal. No disrespect to any of you but all you doing is hurting the game.

[Facials]

Did a search for of providers in WA on T NA. Clicked on "Tiny" for body type and "No" for breath enhancements.

First Provider that popped up was SnarklePony.

Lmfao. She is huge! The only thing tiny about her is her cucks (Magnus Vens) cock.

WTF. LOL.

[MauiGuy1980]

I am beginning to notice more providers on the other board offering specials lately. Maybe the Microsoft and Amazon layoffs are starting to make a dent in the ridiculous rates.

[Acura8888]

She's hot and I hope all the tech workers stop booking her with all the layoffs. Just look at her don'ts!

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?563043-Lenaxoxo

Donations for Time:

Hr-600.

1. 5-850.

Some topics I like discussing:

Bisexuality, Couples, Dirty Talk, Dominant, Duos, Foot, Massaging, Overnight, Role Play, Showering, Spanking, Submissive, Sugar Baby.

Topics I hate discussing:

69, BB Anything, BBBJ, BBBJCIM, BBFS, BDSM, Bisexuality, BLS, BNG, Bondage, Choking, CIM, COB, COF, DATO, DATY, DFK, DT, Facials.

Topics I hate discussing continued:

FC, FIA, Fisting, FIV, Foreplay, French, Gagging, GFE, Greek, Group (4+), Kissing, Lactation, LFK, Pegging, Prostate Massage, Rimming, Russian.

Topics I hate discussing continued:

Spitting, Squirting, TF, Water Sports.

LMAO, might as well rub one out on spankbang.com instead of wasting 600 big ones. Unreal amount of can't dos.

[Acura8888]

I don't understand what SWs out there are doing lately. Right around Christmas I was quoted $500 for full service, all covered. She was definitely hot, not wearing a wig nor ridiculous false eyelashes and not tattted-up, very natural-looking young woman with nice natural strawberry blonde hair and a great body. But $500 on the stroll, and I'm guessing that would have been very limited touching and positions as well, as seems to be the norm out there. CBJ would have probably been more like a covered handjob. I can't say it enough, I almost never see these girls getting picked-up. Ever. And I mean never ever. I don't understand how their current pricing and business model has them turning any successful profit at all. They're out there in very short miniskirts wearing next to nothing in 40-degree temperatures in the rain. You'd think that at some point they'd start bargaining a bit to get both some money and some relief from the weather?

I just don't understand. I'm at a loss. And they act as if we're lucky that they even talk to us. Somebody explain what the hell is going on.

I think I may who you talking about. Does she stand in front of Amazon Fresh with a black leather jacket and a mini shirt. The one I saw sounded just like you described. Young and natural with a beautiful face. She quoted me 250 half. Perhaps your 500 was for the hour? I only saw her once and easily the best eye candy of 2023 if you like natural youthful beauty.

[Gamper]

She's hot and I hope all the tech workers stop booking her with all the layoffs. Just look at her don'ts!

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?563043-Lenaxoxo

Donations for Time:

Hr-600.

1. 5-850.

Some topics I like discussing:

Bisexuality, Couples, Dirty Talk, Dominant, Duos, Foot, Massaging, Overnight, Role Play, Showering, Spanking, Submissive, Sugar Baby.

Topics I hate discussing:

69, BB Anything, BBBJ, BBBJCIM, BBFS, BDSM, Bisexuality, BLS, BNG, Bondage, Choking, CIM, COB, COF, DATO, DATY, DFK, DT, Facials.

Topics I hate discussing continued:

FC, FIA, Fisting, FIV, Foreplay, French, Gagging, GFE, Greek, Group (4+), Kissing, Lactation, LFK, Pegging, Prostate Massage, Rimming, Russian.

Topics I hate discussing continued:

Spitting, Squirting, TF, Water Sports.

[Hoballer]

I don't understand what SWs out there are doing lately. Right around Christmas I was quoted $500 for full service, all covered. She was definitely hot, not wearing a wig nor ridiculous false eyelashes and not tattted-up, very natural-looking young woman with nice natural strawberry blonde hair and a great body. But $500 on the stroll, and I'm guessing that would have been very limited touching and positions as well, as seems to be the norm out there. CBJ would have probably been more like a covered handjob. I can't say it enough, I almost never see these girls getting picked-up. Ever. And I mean never ever. I don't understand how their current pricing and business model has them turning any successful profit at all. They're out there in very short miniskirts wearing next to nothing in 40-degree temperatures in the rain. You'd think that at some point they'd start bargaining a bit to get both some money and some relief from the weather?

I just don't understand. I'm at a loss. And they act as if we're lucky that they even talk to us. Somebody explain what the hell is going on.

I had some mid looking SW on AA quote me 800 for a blowjob. I don't consider a "CBJ" to be a blowjob, that's just what these suckers keep telling themselves when they are out there getting robbed. A lot of these girls can't even give good head WITHOUT a condom LOL

[ProJohn1]

The sense I get when I actually bother to talk with any of them is that most aren't getting very many customers at those rates.

I'd gladly pay 600 per hour for a girl who stepped out of a centerfold, was on time, and wasn't a junkie. I won't pay for a piggy, piss poor time management, and an incall that is also a garbage pile.

I had some mid looking SW on AA quote me 800 for a blowjob. I don't consider a "CBJ" to be a blowjob, that's just what these suckers keep telling themselves when they are out there getting robbed. A lot of these girls can't even give good head WITHOUT a condom LOL. Like the last girl I saw. Holy lord, that was just the most low effort garbage shit I've ever seen in my life.

[Marko Ramius]

I posted this feedback in the Seattle / Massage Parlor section in reply to what I suspect could be a spa owner advertising. The original "Go see Kim" post is still there while my reply was moved here. Was this not useful information to share alongside the "ad" for Kim? I wasn't ranting or raving. I was posting a massage report in the massage section.

The guy you were posting about is a pretty obvious shill. Still doesn't explain everything but again he is obviously a shill.

[AussieFury]

I could not disagree more about Kim.

She's well over 40. Little belly and mom damage. She won't take the dress off all the way.

Terrible boob job with big vertical scars straight down from the nipples. She hates taking off her top.

ROUGH massage snd stretching like she's trying to hurt you. I had to tell her multiple times not to do that shit. Cracked my neck without warning.

More painful stretching on the flip.

Finally got to business. By putting a cover on my flacid unit before an overly aggressive CBJ that had too much teeth scraping the top of my shaft. Tried to coach her on what would work, but never listed. Repeatedly told her to get her finger away from my ass.

Finally got me up after I moved her into a better visual spot for me. Tried to CFS mish but she was pushing back too much and wouldn't take off that dress. So distracting. Asked to finish by hand. She kept jackhammering then tried to 69 me. I don't put my mouth on a pussy I didn't personally see showered.

I told her to stop. She tried to convince to me pay more for another girl there. I got dressed and met the other two on the way out: a cute latina and a HOT AA girl. Both way younger than Kim.

Save your money. She even complained about the "140" I gave her. Even though I gave her 200. House fee splits are not my problem.

CUPayunh: You have two posts here, and after your report of Kim I can't trust your intel. Do you have any association with Sunshine Spa?

I posted this feedback in the Seattle / Massage Parlor section in reply to what I suspect could be a spa owner advertising. The original "Go see Kim" post is still there while my reply was moved here. Was this not useful information to share alongside the "ad" for Kim? I wasn't ranting or raving. I was posting a massage report in the massage section.

[HelloThar]

I agree. When I was living on the East Coast, I had no problem paying a girl 500-600 for a girl in Midtown when she has a clean incall / hotel, great services, and not ratchet like these ho's on TNA. I've paid 2100 for a 3 hour session with a pornstar that was on my bucket list. I'm NOT going to pay 500-600 for a girl that looks like all the other ratchet girls and the only service they provide is CFS since everything else is off the table.

These ho's asking for 5-star escort prices for negative-star services. Fuck those ratchets.

I think most guys would be much more willing if they knew the quality of service was equivalent to the rate. I only do GFE when seeing independents and thoroughly research, but even the best of those are probably equivalent to the average kgirl. Now we're so inundated with low quality that I've all but given up on filtering through them, so even if there were worthwhile ones, I wouldn't know. It becomes a second job at some point.