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[JoeMiami]

WTF has happened to the BPT escort section? Move this erotic novel somewhere else. Whether or not it's true, I have to say it. Your post is just literally ego stroking (you're really bad at it BTW). I have found someone myself and find no reason to post about her besides right now to mention her. Also find no reason to log into this site anymore but to watch how this saga unfolds.

"I'm posting this here is because, I don't have anyone else that I can fully share this info with" Worst start to an erotic novel I've ever read. You're lonely, go bust a nut before posting so that post nut clarity hits.

Also wanted to add, if this is a ruse and she really is your soulmate. Go be with her, no need to post on a degenerate site.

No ruse here my friend. Nor was the election rugged. I'll shut up though.

[PutNamAnthony]

WTF has happened to the BPT escort section? Move this erotic novel somewhere else. Whether or not it's true, I have to say it. Your post is just literally ego stroking (you're really bad at it BTW). I have found someone myself and find no reason to post about her besides right now to mention her. Also find no reason to log into this site anymore but to watch how this saga unfolds.

"I'm posting this here is because, I don't have anyone else that I can fully share this info with" Worst start to an erotic novel I've ever read. You're lonely, go bust a nut before posting so that post nut clarity hits.

Also wanted to add, if this is a ruse and she really is your soulmate. Go be with her, no need to post on a degenerate site.

Your title said it all "LMAO".

[DaReal86]

WTF has happened to the BPT escort section? Move this erotic novel somewhere else. Whether or not it's true, I have to say it. Your post is just literally ego stroking (you're really bad at it BTW). I have found someone myself and find no reason to post about her besides right now to mention her. Also find no reason to log into this site anymore but to watch how this saga unfolds.

"I'm posting this here is because, I don't have anyone else that I can fully share this info with" Worst start to an erotic novel I've ever read. You're lonely, go bust a nut before posting so that post nut clarity hits.

Also wanted to add, if this is a ruse and she really is your soulmate. Go be with her, no need to post on a “degenerate” site.

[Occupyso]

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Is this a GQ Weekly testimonial?

[JoeMiami]

Bro. If you are happy. How are you still on this site?

[/QUOTE]I thought I covered this already but, the reason I'm posting this here is because, I don't have anyone else that I can fully share this info with, given how I initially met her. Yeah I am happy and I think she is also. We have been pretty much inseparable since we met. I fact she is sleeping in my bed right now. Marriage and children have been discussed. I think she's just waiting for me to pop the question. I know we are moving at lightening speed, but right now I'm having a great time. I have taken her to some higher end places and her presence lights up the room every time. She has a very sexy presence mixed with some sort Innocence at the same time. I truly don't have eyes for another woman (at the moment), and I'm not sure if that's a good thing. Here is an example: Saturday a week ago, she was at her place (so she said). Given how we met, my mind started to wonder what she could possibly be up to since she wasn't with me. Those thoughts definitely got the best of me, and soon I found myself saying, "I ain't no chump". Next thing I know I was in my car to go to a sex party in Middletown CT. $60 cover and I was in. Not long after being there this couple in there 20's shows up. Dude takes his girl to the back and she climbs onto one of the air mattresses and takes her clothes off. I happen to be stand the closest to her and the dude orders her to "Make out with him". So we start kissing, and I'm sucking her nipples. This chick was very attractive and petite with dark hair. She actually looked like an actress, and I think she may have been Jewish. I doubt I'd ever be able to pull this away from a club like this. Next, she unbuckles my pants and and puts my raw cock in her mouth. She's sucks it for about 4 minutes and then, the thought of my new chic enters my head, and I immediately go soft inside her mouth. I went so lymp that I just walked away and let the rest of the crowd have her. I came back later and she was surrounded by about 10 dudes all waiting their turn to fuk this chick. It was great watching these cats fuk the shit out of her, so my Johnson was back at attention. I stepped back up for my turn, and again my cock went soft. My point in telling you this is, it's looking like I only have eyes for her, and I don't know if this is a good thing. Truth is I don't need another chic she is an orgasmic dynamo in bed, and at the same time she loves to curl up and read a good book for the day. I know this reads like a harlequin romance novel, but hey I'm just sharing this with you. I get your point about her needing money and we are working that out as well.

[JoeMiami]

Bro. If you are happy. How are you still on this site?

I thought I covered this already but, the reason I'm posting this here is because, I don't have anyone else that I can fully share this info with, given how I initially met her. Yeah I am happy and I think she is also. We have been pretty much inseparable since we met. I fact she is sleeping in my bed right now. Marriage and children have been discussed. I think she's just waiting for me to pop the question. I know we are moving at lightening speed, but right now I'm having a great time. I taken her to some higher end places and her presence lights up the room every time. She has a very sexy presence mixed with some sort teenage Innocence at the same time. I truly don't have eyes for another woman (at the moment), and I'm not sure if that's a good thing. Here is an example. Saturday a week ago, she was at her place (so she said). Given how we met, my mind started to wonder what she could possibly be up to since she wasn't with me. Those thoughts definitely got the best of me, and soon I found my saying, "I ain't no chump". Next thing I know I was in my car to go to a sex party in Middletown CT. $60 cover and I was in. Not long after being there this couple in there 20's shows up. Dude takes his girl to the back and she climbs onto one of the air mattresses and takes her clothes off. I happen to be stand the closest to her and the dude orders her to "Make out with him". So we start kissing, and I'm sucking her nipples. This chick was very attractive and petite with dark hair. She actually looked like an actress, and I think she may have been Jewish. I doubt I'd ever be able to pull this away from a club like this. Next, she unbuckles my pants and and puts my raw cock in her mouth. She's sucks it for about 4 minutes and then, the thought of my new chic enters my head, and I immediately go soft inside her mouth. I went so lymp that I just walked away and let the rest of the crowd have her. I came back later and she was surrounded by about 10 dudes all waiting their turn to fuk this chick. It was great watching these cats fuk the shit out of her, so my Johnson was back at attention. I stepped back up for my turn, and again my cock went soft. My point in telling you this is, it's looking like I only have eyes for her, and I don't know if this is a good thing. Truth is I don't need another chic she is an orgasmic dynamo in bed, and at the same time she loves to curl up and read a good book for the day. I know this reads like a harlequin romance novel, but hey I'm just sharing this with you.

[CTattyGuy]

Bro. If you are happy. How are you still on this site?

I have been caught up like this before. I hope Joe has something real. But know when she gets back home. She's going to need some money between now and the next time she sees Joe. That's where the Monger's come in to support. And play LOL.

Why is anyone on the site? Sometimes you feel like you want some strange. I still cruise the site as I find it interesting for whatever reason but as I reported a few months ago, I basically retired because I could no longer stomach shelling out cash for the trash that is around. Even the vaunted Vlada from Olita I have to say was mediocre. Sometimes you try some thing and it makes you appreciate what you have.

[EE1234]

Hey, I ended up marrying a stripper and 12 years and two kids later we are as happy as can be so it can happen. On the other hand, I am always reminded of a line a friend of mine said when he said "whenever you see a beautiful or amazing woman, just remember that at least several dudes could no longer put up with her shit. ".

Bro. If you are happy. How are you still on this site?

I have been caught up like this before. I hope Joe has something real. But know when she gets back home. She's going to need some money between now and the next time she sees Joe. That's where the Monger's come in to support. And play LOL.

[CTattyGuy]

Dude that is some prime humor you got there. LOL I am truly sad to say that the orgasm extravaganza is over for the time being. She left today, she came to stay for 2 days and I kept convincing her to extend another day. 5 days later I didn't want to try convincing her for another day so I took her home for the time being. Don't get me wrong, moving in was discussed. Due to her background I can't really tell anyone else that I know all this info, so I share it with you degenerates. She is easily the most orgasmic woman I have ever been with. Her orgasms go on for 30 40 minutes after you are done touching her. During that 30 40 min time she puts her hands up to stop you from touching her as she lays there quivering and her ass muscles twitching. Now tell me you guys wouldn't try to put some kind of lockdown on that. Yeah sorry but I'm not throwing this one back.

Hey, I ended up marrying a stripper and 12 years and two kids later we are as happy as can be so it can happen. On the other hand, I am always reminded of a line a friend of mine said when he said "whenever you see a beautiful or amazing woman, just remember that at least several dudes could no longer put up with her shit. ".

[JoeMiami]

Keep it going Joe. I just can't wait until it comes out on paperback.

Stay safe,.

Dude that is some prime humor you got there. LOL I am truly sad to say that the orgasm extravaganza is over for the time being. She left today, she came to stay for 2 days and I kept convincing her to extend another day. 5 days later I didn't want to try convincing her for another day so I took her home for the time being. Don't get me wrong, moving in was discussed. Due to her background I can't really tell anyone else that I know all this info, so I share it with you degenerates. She is easily the most orgasmic woman I have ever been with. Her orgasms go on for 30 40 minutes after you are done touching her. During that 30 40 min time she puts her hands up to stop you from touching her as she lays there quivering and her ass muscles twitching. Now tell me you guys wouldn't try to put some kind of lockdown on that. Yeah sorry but I'm not throwing this one back.

[PutNamAnthony]

Love your story and your honest straight forward advice. We spent the entire weekend together and she is still laying in the bed next to me now while I work. Every day she has been here as been incredible. Yesterday, we got up made breakfast, and fell right back into bed. We didn't get out of bed until 4:30 pm. The last time I did that has too be about 30 years ago. We have been all over CT during her time here, and not once did she ask me for jack. I actually had to force the sweater that I bought upon her. She is not materialistic, which is how 99.9 percent of these chicks are. I had her come up so that we could get to know each other better, and that has definitely happened. I would say if anyone is chasing someone, it's me chasing her. I'm sensitive to game as I'm a player myself, but I don't sense any game here. Either she is the best player I have ever come across or this shit is genuine. I'm single, so no spouse to worry about. My eyes are wide open, but I truly don't see the game yet. Hopefully this all continues to remain fresh and fun. If this continues I would seriously consider dropping the M word and the B word (I could use another me running around). Love the comments and thanks, please keep them coming.

Keep it going Joe. I just can't wait until it comes out on paperback.

Stay safe,

PA.

[JoeMiami]

About 10 years back a buddy of mine had a regular thing going with a stripper in Vegas. He was out there a couple of times a month from CT and met her dancing at a club. They hung out at the club a few times then swapped numbers and settled into a relationship routine. She was gorgeous, very sweet, and just a real pleasure to hang out with. He would take her shopping, help out with the rent, and buy her presents. Her preference for gifts was gold, the bigger the better. Weird thing is she would lend to friends or lose a lot of these gifts, but he didn't care, he was true love. I voiced my concerns, but he explained that I didn't understand and I'm paranoid and jaded. He was planning on leaving his wife to marry her. This went on for about 4 months.

He was going to hand her $55 K to put down on a house in Henderson, NV in her name so his wife couldn't find out about it. Then he was going to leave his wife, spend more time in Vegas, and move in with her. I got him to change his order of operations and put the house on hold getting an apartment in my name instead that way his wife still couldn't find out about it. The plan was to then file for divorce and move forward clean. After all, this was true love.

No sooner did the house deal blow up then her real "boyfriend" appears with a blackmail ultimatum; pictures, videos, text messages etc. I have to say, it was one of the nicer packages I've seen. Pay $50 K now and $5 k per month forever or be outed to your wife, business partners, and friends. It was a real pain in the neck to make that problem go away..

Love your story and your honest straight forward advice. We spent the entire weekend together and she is still laying in the bed next to me now while I work. Every day she has been here as been incredible. Yesterday, we got up made breakfast, and fell right back into bed. We didn't get out of bed until 4:30 pm. The last time I did that has too be about 30 years ago. We have been all over CT during her time here, and not once did she ask me for jack. I actually had to force the sweater that I bought upon her. She is not materialistic, which is how 99.9 percent of these chicks are. I had her come up so that we could get to know each other better, and that has definitely happened. I would say if anyone is chasing someone, it's me chasing her. I'm sensitive to game as I'm a player myself, but I don't sense any game here. Either she is the best player I have ever come across or this shit is genuine. I'm single, so no spouse to worry about. My eyes are wide open, but I truly don't see the game yet. Hopefully this all continues to remain fresh and fun. If this continues I would seriously consider dropping the M word and the B word (I could use another me running around). Love the comments and thanks, please keep them coming.

[MadPlaid]

To anyone who is ever threatened with "blackmail," remember that "Extortion" is a real crime and (don't quote me) I believe the consequences for the extorter is far higher crime than being caught with a prostitute. The extorter can go to prison in a lot of cases. Never forget that boys. If 1 of these tricks start acting like a true ***** w / B $&ch-A $$ "boyfriends," get a lawyer because the law will be on your side even in a situation like that. Teach those a $$holes, that if you want to "FAFO."

Plus if he was going to leave the wife anyway the divorce is probably cheaper than the extortion.

That was a good story and something to take to heart as well. Fun thing about strippers and stuff was when you're a young good looking guy they buy YOU stuff LOL. Wish I was still one of those things ha!

[PutNamAnthony]

About 10 years back a buddy of mine had a regular thing going with a stripper in Vegas. He was out there a couple of times a month from CT and met her dancing at a club. They hung out at the club a few times then swapped numbers and settled into a relationship routine. She was gorgeous, very sweet, and just a real pleasure to hang out with. He would take her shopping, help out with the rent, and buy her presents. Her preference for gifts was gold, the bigger the better. Weird thing is she would lend to friends or lose a lot of these gifts, but he didn't care, he was true love. I voiced my concerns, but he explained that I didn't understand and I'm paranoid and jaded. He was planning on leaving his wife to marry her. This went on for about 4 months.

He was going to hand her $55 K to put down on a house in Henderson, NV in her name so his wife couldn't find out about it. Then he was going to leave his wife, spend more time in Vegas, and move in with her. I got him to change his order of operations and put the house on hold getting an apartment in my name instead that way his wife still couldn't find out about it. The plan was to then file for divorce and move forward clean. After all, this was true love.

No sooner did the house deal blow up then her real "boyfriend" appears with a blackmail ultimatum; pictures, videos, text messages etc. I have to say, it was one of the nicer packages I've seen. Pay $50 K now and $5 k per month forever or be outed to your wife, business partners, and friends. It was a real pain in the neck to make that problem go away.

Here's the takeaways.

1. Is it possible to domesticate a feral cat? Few things are truly impossible. Many things simply aren't worth it.

2. Is she being honest with you? If so, she's the first one I've ever heard of.

3. Are you placing yourself at risk or in danger? Probably. Ask yourself what is the worst thing she could possibly do to you if you let your guard down; steal money, go public, bring harm upon you?

IMHO, if the girl knows your real name, where you really work / live, or same information about your friends then you screwed up. Burn the connection and go find a new one. We all have something to lose.

HC.

Moral of the story is don't allow the little head make the calls.

PA.