Massage Parlor Reports

[Wolfer89]

This is my first post here, been lurking for a long time though. Sorry if my post isn't formatted the best, I'm still working on story telling.

This is about a lady named Yuri at EuroTouch I saw about a month ago. In all of my years, this was hands down the worst experience ever.

When at the table shower I asked her if Coco was still around to strike up a convo (a girl a saw a very long time ago there, I think over 1 year), to which her dumb ass responded "shut up! Why you ask to bring other girl now" and then stared at me. She was dead serious and the table shower experience was freaking awkward as she kept giving me dirty looks while giving me a half ass scrub down. No touching. I was so pissed I wanted to just get up ask for the money back (which they probably would have said no) and walk but I didn't want to argue and make the scene bigger.

But I couldn't let it go either, so I get up and spoke in very slow English so her brain could comprehend what I'm saying and clarified what I said and she said "Oh ok". The mood was already ruined. The deed was done and her body was not that great either, it's weird because she looked better with the dress on. Massage was absolute dog crap.

Anyway I have always wanted to contribute to this forum as you guys have helped me a lot. Please avoid Yuri in my opinion. Even if she didn't freak out, she just sucked overall.

On the flip side I did see a young girl at total relax that was freaking amazing back in August. Body slide in the table shower and a BJ, not to completion though just as a tease. I forgot the girls name she said she was going on vacation, but haven't been back since. I know that's kind of vague but maybe someone else remembers.

I have for the most part given up on Aurora and TNA, I simply can't put up with the attitude and stupid pricing anymore. Especially that stupid elbow thing where they sit on your side lean over and place their elbow so you can't see them blowing you, that same position has been repeated by multiple girls, don't know if anyone else experienced this but fuck it was annoying. I just simply refuse to pick up girls anymore.

Anyway here is my first contribution, I hope this helps. Is it just me or is massage, Aurora, Tna just all down hill? I don't know maybe I'm looking hard enough ahahaha.

[Maui Glory]

I've seen SPE. She easily lives up to her name and it was a nice session with tender HJ finish.

I've asked her about upgrades and she mentioned VIP and if I were to become a regular that it may become an option for me.

However I'm not a regular since her incall is in Seatac and is far from me here in Redmond.

But I would make the effort if her VIP were good. Can anyone here share what her VIP is like? Feel free to PM. TIA.


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[MokiMoki]

Any reccs for fall health or anyplace nearby? Went to fall recently and got someone new. Wasn't the worst but def wasn't the best. Was looking for a certain someone but they are no longer working there.

[ZoooBus]

I went to this place about a week ago, it's right next to Heaven Sent Chicken, and I could always use a Rub & Tug & Chicken.

An Asian gal greeted me at the door, I assumed it was the mamasan, but she introduced herself as Yo-yo. The reviews really talked her up, but I wasn't impressed. I guess beauty is really in the eye of the beholder. She's definitely not in her 20's. I'd have to guess upper 30's to 40's. She does have a bit of belly fat, but so do I. Damn you delicious heaven sent chicken.

I paid $50 for a half hour, the room she put me in was tiny. The massage table took up almost half the room. After about a 45 second massage came the flip and negotiations. She started high, and I negotiate down to the prices on rubmaps. It wasn't a standout experience, I probably won't repeat.

Also, the walls don't go up to the ceiling. They didn't have any music playing, so any noise we made definitely echoed throughout the whole parlor.

I love Heaven Sent Chicken. But it sounds like if I go to that area that was all that I will get. Thanks for the info.

[Anony]

The RM reviews of YoYo at Sunshine are universally great.

I went to this place about a week ago, it's right next to Heaven Sent Chicken, and I could always use a Rub & Tug & Chicken.

An Asian gal greeted me at the door, I assumed it was the mamasan, but she introduced herself as Yo-yo. The reviews really talked her up, but I wasn't impressed. I guess beauty is really in the eye of the beholder. She's definitely not in her 20's. I'd have to guess upper 30's to 40's. She does have a bit of belly fat, but so do I. Damn you delicious heaven sent chicken.

I paid $50 for a half hour, the room she put me in was tiny. The massage table took up almost half the room. After about a 45 second massage came the flip and negotiations. She started high, and I negotiate down to the prices on rubmaps. It wasn't a standout experience, I probably won't repeat.

Also, the walls don't go up to the ceiling. They didn't have any music playing, so any noise we made definitely echoed throughout the whole parlor.

[KitWalker1967]

Vivi per the sign, in Lynnwood, says new grand opening blah blah blah. Atg and other sites clearly offer all the goods. I dropped by to check it out. Typical set up, was greeted by a very nice lady that was very just. Normal. No sexy appeal, not really anything. I asked if she was the massage person, yes, okay, anyone else. No, just her.

She quoted 50 per hh, no ts, no real enthusiasm. I could see my future was a push and lean on me massage. No thanks. I want some real rub and some dam enthusiasm right. So I walked.

Thanks for TOFTT!

[Seattle Ampfan]

Anyone with RM account please give synopsis of these 2 AMPs listed there:

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...rett-wa-173689#review-1765375.

Curious to see if RM has as many erroneous reviews as this place does.

The RM reviews of YoYo at Sunshine are universally great.

[Seattle Ampfan]

Anyone with RM account please give synopsis of these 2 AMPs listed there:

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...attle-wa-74474#reviews.

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...rett-wa-173689#review-1765375.

Curious to see if RM has as many erroneous reviews as this place does.

A recent RM review of Mona at Healing Touch:

"This is my first review so be kind. Mona met me at the door. Attractive face, petite, a little bit older than the girls I've seen in the previous reviews but I don't mind. Paid $40 for 30 minutes to the house and then she started the massage. One of the highlights (and before I paid extra tip) was the reach under stroke when I was laying face down. At that point I asked about price and she said $100 which I didn't try to negotiate + $40 for CBJ. BJ was OK but she used these thin plastic bags, she said they felt better than condoms but I heartily disagree. Anyway after a bit I opted for the oily HJ which she performed quite well. Topless, no fingering allowed. Massage was a bit subpar, very light pressure. I left satisfied and her attitude was great which I very much appreciate. I'd recommend. ".

I'll note that I've generally had good experiences with this place and it's sister location in Seattle, but really it all comes down to who you get. And I've never seen Mona.

[Spectacular]

Went to Sunshine in Everett since it just opened and would like to find somewhere closer than Tacoma that doesn't suck. So many problems that aren't worth going into at Sunshine, but rest-assured is more of the same crap Seattle AMPs are infamous for, namely granny frumps and a shitty ambiance.

Decided to roll the dice at check out Healing Touch as there's been a lot of chatter that they at least have providers not collecting social security. SNAKE EYES again!

Mona had no problem taking my $$ while saying "no" to every basic request you'd get at any NORMAL AMP for $$. Awful experience and will never go back.

Anyone with RM account please give synopsis of these 2 AMPs listed there:

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...attle-wa-74474#reviews.

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...rett-wa-173689#review-1765375.

Curious to see if RM has as many erroneous reviews as this place does.

[WaRubMonger]

Vivi per the sign, in Lynnwood, says new grand opening blah blah blah. Atg and other sites clearly offer all the goods. I dropped by to check it out. Typical set up, was greeted by a very nice lady that was very just. Normal. No sexy appeal, not really anything. I asked if she was the massage person, yes, okay, anyone else. No, just her.

She quoted 50 per hh, no ts, no real enthusiasm. I could see my future was a push and lean on me massage. No thanks. I want some real rub and some dam enthusiasm right. So I walked.

Went up to lucky star, my 2nd time there. 1st time was a bit ago. Greeted by a aexy 40's, natural big b's, and enthusiastic woman. She asked right away, we boom boom? Yes, we boom boom. Rub lasted about 2 min and off came the dress and we had a good time. She seemed to really get into when on her back, legs up, her hand going to town on the button.

That was visit one. Last night different person different experience. I didn't want boom boom so easily settled on needs. Everything was in fast forward. Fast rub, hurry hurry. The best part was she had her hand flat on my taint and was really getting into my glutes and hips. I like that. On the flip I'm just about there and in comes a monger. She stops cold turkey and I'm like WTF. After a few min she comes back in.

Got me going again from scratch but then it was a bit harder to pop. Got it done in the end.

Standard rates etc etc.

[Spectacular]

Seattle AMPs are 1 of 2 things:

Frumpy grannies who should be paying YOU for services.

Not ancient not exactly young (or pretty) upsellers who give crap services.

Tacoma has some real AMPs e. G. Pinee.

Hi, I'm new to Seattle and I want to know how much I need to pay to get a massage with HE / HJ (full price including tips) and where can I find young looking Asian girls.

[AussieFury]

There's a cute little Vietnamese girl there she does a great job. Takes her time I saw some other good looking girls there too. Worth a shot. Ask for Kim if you decided to go she's excellent best experience I had in a while. 421 Rainer ave.

I posted a reply to this report. However, the reply was moved to Rants and Raves. If you'd like an alternative perspective on whether Kim is worth visiting, my review was moved here:

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...=1#post6290066

[AussieFury]

Yo I feel like these reviews need context. What might seem ok to a 50 year old is not ok to a 30 year old.

Can you help us understand your point better by giving us the top 3 things that, in your opinion, would seem OK to a 50 year-old but not to a 30 year-old?

[Paulie46]

Yo I feel like these reviews need context. What might seem ok to a 50 year old is not ok to a 30 year old.

[KitWalker1967]

Well, I was overdue for a lousy experience and finally had it at CHC Massage in Lynnwood. After months of no reviews on RM, I added this to my TOFTT List awhile ago and decided to finally check it out today. I was greeted by a rather plain, 50 ish auntie who was wearing a blouse and slacks. I opted for a 30 minute session, which was listed on the sign as costing $50, and was ushered into a room. Things started going downhill when I gave her three $20's, but she didn't offer the $10 in change. Once she stepped out, I did my usual routine of laying out $60 where it could easily be seen and hopped onto the table. Although I was hoping she was the MMS and that someone else would attend to me, no such luck. I tried chatting with her a little when she returned and started the massage, but she wasn't interested and seemed intent on getting me out of there as soon as possible. She spoke English well enough to answer the usual questions (Yes, the rainy weather sucked. No, she hadn't been busy today. Etcetera-etcetera), but was otherwise blah.

The massage started with the annoying body pushing / pressing and gradually transitioned to some cursory dough kneading. No teasing or flirting whatsoever. Quick wipe-down with a lukewarm rag, then she had me flip. She made the universal happy signal and I nodded, then she said "eighty dollars. " I suppressed my laughter and just pointed over at her tip. Since she wasn't remotely arousing, the remaining time took a bit of effort and her bright idea to remedy the situation was to jackhammer me and make sounds like she was sipping hot soup. I roamed a bit with my hands and eventually managed to pop one of her tits out, but she didn't like that and shook her head no when I asked to suck on it. I finally popped after closing my eyes and fantasizing that she was Marica Hase. She grabbed another rag to clean me up, then covered me with a towel and (to my surprise) massaged my legs a little more and did that silly popping thing on my fingertips. I took advantage of the moment to ask about additional services and the answer was no to everything. I never heard (and she never mentioned) any other girls working there. She said "okay done", walked out, then handed me one of those tiny bottles of water as I left.

I would have been better off going back to Legend Spa and jerking off afterwards. Seriously guys, skip this place. If you've managed to have a better experience here, I'd like to hear about it.