Massage Parlor Reports

**FartCity** · 01-17-23 16:48

Originally Posted by SHFifty5 [View Original Post]

I have a theory to ponder, maybe it was that strangle looking fruit they like to eat that smells like a $$, BO and feet. It's horrific.

Holy shit, this is brilliant. Last time I was there, I could see one of the workers in their little kitchen and it looked like she was slicing up fruit. I didn't smell anything, though. But there's no way simple BO could permeate that hard, unless it's basically a millionaire homeless guy and workers never, ever change anything. This is a great theory. Well done.

**BuderBum314** · 01-17-23 11:52

Originally Posted by PJP1932 [View Original Post]

I decided to try out Jasmine Day Spa. It seemed to have all the right signs but the was no HE offered. I was annoyed so she gave me some oil to handle things myself. Save your money and go somewhere else.

Sorry for your horrible luck. I have been 3 times and had a HE all 3 visits. Not sure why one wasn't offered for you. Not sure how your mannerism was during the massage but within the first five or 10 minutes especially when they're up near the top of my head I will let my hands room and normally their vibe to that will let you know if they're down for a little extra or not. Clearly a case of YMMV.

I've had a shorter lady with big tits twice and had a great time and a taller one named Erica (so she says) and I had good luck with her too.

**PJP1932** · 01-16-23 23:15

I decided to try out Jasmine Day Spa. It seemed to have all the right signs but the was no HE offered. I was annoyed so she gave me some oil to handle things myself. Save your money and go somewhere else.

**RSCowboy** · 01-16-23 21:10

Originally Posted by RicharddAngle [View Original Post]

Was there yesterday. Started disrobing, got a whiff of BO and thought maybe I forgot to put deodorant on, then remembered this thread. I actually didn't notice again once the massage started and it was not my masseuse. Must be someone that works there, though.

I have a theory to ponder, maybe it was that strangle looking fruit they like to eat that smells like a $$, BO and feet. It's horrific.

**RicharddAngle** · 01-16-23 01:30

Originally Posted by RickBarnes [View Original Post]

Do you think maybe the smell is coming from someone that works there?

Was there yesterday. Started disrobing, got a whiff of BO and thought maybe I forgot to put deodorant on, then remembered this thread. I actually didn't notice again once the massage started and it was not my masseuse. Must be someone that works there, though.

**Elnino1978** · 01-15-23 02:30

I was just there last week and the smell appeared to be the linen or table. Not as prominent but there.

Originally Posted by RickBarnes [View Original Post]

Do you think maybe the smell is coming from someone that works there?

**RickBarnes** · 01-15-23 00:38

Originally Posted by DoWorkson75 [View Original Post]

I did try a different room the smell was I'm that room too.

Do you think maybe the smell is coming from someone that works there?

**EddieBoy1** · 01-14-23 23:02

Originally Posted by LknAss [View Original Post]

Been to Jasmine Chippewa twice fairly recently. First time the masseuse was bigger, about 40 yrs old, and not very attractive. I do not really care about that if the service is good. Massage face down was just okay with minimal tease. After flip got slow sensual tease with HJ. OTC touching was allowed. Tipped 40 with no complaints. Second time was with the skinny one. No tease face down. After the flip she wanted more money for OTC touching like I was touching gold. Nope. OTC touching should be included. Got a non-enthusiastic HJ and gave 40. I am not thrilled with the skinny masseuse. I think she is kind of a *****. I will be staying away for awhile.

Yes and she was pushy along with a shitty massage. The other two made up for their looks with enthusiasm and a real massage.

**DoWorkson75** · 01-14-23 17:12

Originally Posted by Rickstr352 [View Original Post]

Just curious, why not ask for another room? Or do they only have a couple of them?

I'm wanting to try Calla, but yea think I'd walk out too!

I did try a different room the smell was I'm that room too.

**MikeyD138** · 01-14-23 07:51

Originally Posted by HardKnock30 [View Original Post]

Shorter lady with bigger tits.

I haven't had her yet. Good to know.

**Rickstr352** · 01-13-23 21:24

Originally Posted by DoWorkson75 [View Original Post]

I have been going to calla for quite a while I always leave very happy. But the last 2 times I went the gentleman before me smelled like feet and B. O. If you do go please take a shower or some deodorant please. I left before the massage thus last time.

Just curious, why not ask for another room? Or do they only have a couple of them?

I'm wanting to try Calla, but yea think I'd walk out too!

**HardKnock30** · 01-13-23 21:02

Originally Posted by MikeyD138 [View Original Post]

Was it the taller skinny girl or the shorter lady with the big titties?

Shorter lady with bigger tits.

**LknAss** · 01-13-23 18:57

Originally Posted by HardKnock30 [View Original Post]

Had a good massage with a boring HJ. Tip $40 and when I was walking out the door she grab my shirt and yanked me back inside demanding I give her more money. Crazy Asian *****. No I did not get her name.

Been to Jasmine Chippewa twice fairly recently. First time the masseuse was bigger, about 40 yrs old, and not very attractive. I do not really care about that if the service is good. Massage face down was just okay with minimal tease. After flip got slow sensual tease with HJ. OTC touching was allowed. Tipped 40 with no complaints. Second time was with the skinny one. No tease face down. After the flip she wanted more money for OTC touching like I was touching gold. Nope. OTC touching should be included. Got a non-enthusiastic HJ and gave 40. I am not thrilled with the skinny masseuse. I think she is kind of a *****. I will be staying away for awhile.

**RickBarnes** · 01-13-23 17:46

Originally Posted by FartCity [View Original Post]

That's weird and sucks. Any time I've been there, $40 is the tip. I mean. That's supposed to be the tip everywhere.

I agree with FartCity. I think $40 is a fair tip. If guys start tipping more, then women will come to expect more. Just carry a couple twenties with you and leave the rest at home and say "that's all I have on me".

**FartCity** · 01-13-23 16:01

Originally Posted by HardKnock30 [View Original Post]

Had a good massage with a boring HJ. Tip $40 and when I was walking out the door she grab my shirt and yanked me back inside demanding I give her more money. Crazy Asian *****. No I did not get her name.

That's weird and sucks. Any time I've been there, $40 is the tip. I mean. That's supposed to be the tip everywhere.