Massage Parlor Reports

[DeadDead22]

Get a load of this fucking guy.

So the dozens of people who contacted me about my Blue footage, behold, your wanking material:

https://www.xvideos.com/amateur-channels/massage_media

This is NOT me, just for the record. I have no affiliation with this guy, either, so let's make that clear. Just came across it on xvideos.

This doesn't strike me as the smartest thing ever. Don't know the video consent laws in Illinois, but I'm pretty sure consent is required in places where a person should have a reasonable expectation of privacy. And plastering your face all over the page doesn't help. I'm assuming he's been banned from, at the very least, One Spa. Anyway, food for thought.

[RickBarnes]

I decided to try out Jasmine Day Spa. It seemed to have all the right signs but the was no HE offered. I was annoyed so she gave me some oil to handle things myself. Save your money and go somewhere else.

Just curious which location? There is one on Manchester Road in Manchester and another one off Chippewa.

[PJP1932]

Summer is a divorced mom of school aged children. So, when school is not in session, the kiddos are home and she has part time hours. She also has some sort of W2 job. That cuts into the supplemental income as well.

But she is a good time if you can book.

Is she strictly massage or are there extras she offers? What are the costs for upgrading?

[HenryA77]

I have a theory to ponder, maybe it was that strangle looking fruit they like to eat that smells like a $$, BO and feet. It's horrific.

I've had Durian before. The smell is not nearly as bad as the taste. Durian is really polarizing. You love it or hate it, no middle ground.

In HK and Singapore, if you bring it to the office you will be told to remove it, and it might cost you your job, especially if you do it again.

[FartCity]

I have a theory to ponder, maybe it was that strangle looking fruit they like to eat that smells like a $$, BO and feet. It's horrific.

Holy shit, this is brilliant. Last time I was there, I could see one of the workers in their little kitchen and it looked like she was slicing up fruit. I didn't smell anything, though. But there's no way simple BO could permeate that hard, unless it's basically a millionaire homeless guy and workers never, ever change anything. This is a great theory. Well done.

[BuderBum314]

I decided to try out Jasmine Day Spa. It seemed to have all the right signs but the was no HE offered. I was annoyed so she gave me some oil to handle things myself. Save your money and go somewhere else.

Sorry for your horrible luck. I have been 3 times and had a HE all 3 visits. Not sure why one wasn't offered for you. Not sure how your mannerism was during the massage but within the first five or 10 minutes especially when they're up near the top of my head I will let my hands room and normally their vibe to that will let you know if they're down for a little extra or not. Clearly a case of YMMV.

I've had a shorter lady with big tits twice and had a great time and a taller one named Erica (so she says) and I had good luck with her too.

[PJP1932]

I decided to try out Jasmine Day Spa. It seemed to have all the right signs but the was no HE offered. I was annoyed so she gave me some oil to handle things myself. Save your money and go somewhere else.

[RSCowboy]

Was there yesterday. Started disrobing, got a whiff of BO and thought maybe I forgot to put deodorant on, then remembered this thread. I actually didn't notice again once the massage started and it was not my masseuse. Must be someone that works there, though.

I have a theory to ponder, maybe it was that strangle looking fruit they like to eat that smells like a $$, BO and feet. It's horrific.

[RicharddAngle]

Do you think maybe the smell is coming from someone that works there?

Was there yesterday. Started disrobing, got a whiff of BO and thought maybe I forgot to put deodorant on, then remembered this thread. I actually didn't notice again once the massage started and it was not my masseuse. Must be someone that works there, though.

[Elnino1978]

I was just there last week and the smell appeared to be the linen or table. Not as prominent but there.

Do you think maybe the smell is coming from someone that works there?

[RickBarnes]

I did try a different room the smell was I'm that room too.

Do you think maybe the smell is coming from someone that works there?

[EddieBoy1]

Been to Jasmine Chippewa twice fairly recently. First time the masseuse was bigger, about 40 yrs old, and not very attractive. I do not really care about that if the service is good. Massage face down was just okay with minimal tease. After flip got slow sensual tease with HJ. OTC touching was allowed. Tipped 40 with no complaints. Second time was with the skinny one. No tease face down. After the flip she wanted more money for OTC touching like I was touching gold. Nope. OTC touching should be included. Got a non-enthusiastic HJ and gave 40. I am not thrilled with the skinny masseuse. I think she is kind of a *****. I will be staying away for awhile.

Yes and she was pushy along with a shitty massage. The other two made up for their looks with enthusiasm and a real massage.

[DoWorkson75]

Just curious, why not ask for another room? Or do they only have a couple of them?

I'm wanting to try Calla, but yea think I'd walk out too!

I did try a different room the smell was I'm that room too.

[MikeyD138]

Shorter lady with bigger tits.

I haven't had her yet. Good to know.

[Rickstr352]

I have been going to calla for quite a while I always leave very happy. But the last 2 times I went the gentleman before me smelled like feet and B. O. If you do go please take a shower or some deodorant please. I left before the massage thus last time.

Just curious, why not ask for another room? Or do they only have a couple of them?

I'm wanting to try Calla, but yea think I'd walk out too!