Massage Parlor Reports

[Tevin1626]

https://columbus.craigslist.org/hws/...572113415.html

Not a lot of information or reviews so I foolishly thought I would take one for the team. I'll share as much info as possible because details on her are scarce.

Location is in a townhouse complex near Henderson & Kenny. I went after dark one evening and felt perfectly safe. Plenty of parking, no issues.

Scheduling is a helter skelter mess. Not very good communication, seemed kind of dopey when scheduling and suspicions were confirmed when finally meeting.

Her place is quite the scene. There were like 8 candles going at once, one or two incense sticks burning, tapestries all over the walls in her converted living room to massage room. She has dream catchers on the walls and little crystal trinkets scattered around. I think she lives there, but really I have no idea. I didn't see any signs of a male living there either.

Her pictures in the ad are dated by 6 or 8 years I estimate. She's overweight but it's definitely the girl in the ads, just much older.

Her speech was kind of slurred almost like she was semi-sedated. She seemed a little dopey and something was just off about her. Minimal conversation outside of basic pleasantries.

Massage was awful. I arrived on time and was told to flop 21 minutes into the massage without even wiping the slathering of thick, heavy oil off my backside or feet. Gross. No teasing whatsoever up to this point.

On the flip more 20 W-50 motor oil all over the front side then the top came off. Saggy rack but great responsive nips. There was so much working against her that absolutely nothing was working to bring junior to any level of attention and after a few minutes of trying we both just agreed it wasn't happening today. I blamed it on "my medication" when in reality I don't take a single thing, it was just the overall weird experience around me.

I was out in 43 minutes and don't even mind. I was absolutely caked in the heaviest oil I have ever experienced and couldn't wait to GTFO.

Damage was 120 for the hour. I will not repeat and highly recommend steering clear of this one.

For only 20 bucks more I could have went around the corner and visited Cindy and had another wild time, but the thrill of seeing someone new burned me, learn from my mistake!

Thanks for the review. I've scheduled twice with her that were each canceled. She only charges. 75 on Sundays. Did she allow mouth access to those nipples or just hands? OTC down low?

[DaBears88]

My second visit to RL was not as good as my first. Mostly because I got a different lady, she was not as good as my last one. I wish we could pick our providers, this proves that even at the same parlor service can be different depending what provider you have. The lady I got this time was older (she did have bigger boobs) spoke no English at all. She didn't let me suck on her tits, she gave me her back and just jack me off like a hammer. Just way worse than last time again I really wish we could pick instead of random. That parkour has like 4-5 different ladies. Next time I'm telling them let me pick or I'm leaving there's a few of them that I want to try. Maybe I can get familiar with the line up and know the good from the bad. Gave her a 40 dollar tip will not repeat with her.

I think I drew the same chick you did one time at RL. I don't understand she's the most stacked one there why wouldn't she use it to her advantage?

But all the other times I've been to RL I get the same chick you straddles you as she whips her tits out.

[Postal12]

https://columbus.craigslist.org/hws/...572113415.html

Not a lot of information or reviews so I foolishly thought I would take one for the team. I'll share as much info as possible because details on her are scarce.

Location is in a townhouse complex near Henderson & Kenny. I went after dark one evening and felt perfectly safe. Plenty of parking, no issues.

Scheduling is a helter skelter mess. Not very good communication, seemed kind of dopey when scheduling and suspicions were confirmed when finally meeting.

Her place is quite the scene. There were like 8 candles going at once, one or two incense sticks burning, tapestries all over the walls in her converted living room to massage room. She has dream catchers on the walls and little crystal trinkets scattered around. I think she lives there, but really I have no idea. I didn't see any signs of a male living there either.

Her pictures in the ad are dated by 6 or 8 years I estimate. She's overweight but it's definitely the girl in the ads, just much older.

Her speech was kind of slurred almost like she was semi-sedated. She seemed a little dopey and something was just off about her. Minimal conversation outside of basic pleasantries.

Massage was awful. I arrived on time and was told to flop 21 minutes into the massage without even wiping the slathering of thick, heavy oil off my backside or feet. Gross. No teasing whatsoever up to this point.

On the flip more 20 W-50 motor oil all over the front side then the top came off. Saggy rack but great responsive nips. There was so much working against her that absolutely nothing was working to bring junior to any level of attention and after a few minutes of trying we both just agreed it wasn't happening today. I blamed it on "my medication" when in reality I don't take a single thing, it was just the overall weird experience around me.

I was out in 43 minutes and don't even mind. I was absolutely caked in the heaviest oil I have ever experienced and couldn't wait to GTFO.

Damage was 120 for the hour. I will not repeat and highly recommend steering clear of this one.

For only 20 bucks more I could have went around the corner and visited Cindy and had another wild time, but the thrill of seeing someone new burned me, learn from my mistake!

[Hollywoodnd]

Waste of time and $ unless she starts giving a topless BBBJ.

For the $75 wax I won't go back.

I had to go back to my regular waxer to clean it up. I honestly just wanted to see her in person and figure out what's going on.

If she'll fuck me for $$ I'll go back but it sounds like the best you get is a BJ.

[CBusMonger1]

I agree. I always take pause when they brag how fast they can "Speedwax". I don't give a shit if it takes all day. Just get it right. Big tits only go so far. In the end quality matters.

Waste of time and $ unless she starts giving a topless BBBJ.

For the $75 wax I won't go back.

[MelikeMassage]

Hey guys, first post here, had been to Mimi's there in a Carroll a handful of times and it was my sweet spot. Drove by and noticed the by sign was taken down and the there was no open sign. I know you guys had mentioned they would have to be leaving soon. Does anyone know if the officially closed and if so where they went!

[Azsxdc1]

My second visit to RL was not as good as my first. Mostly because I got a different lady, she was not as good as my last one. I wish we could pick our providers, this proves that even at the same parlor service can be different depending what provider you have. The lady I got this time was older (she did have bigger boobs) spoke no English at all. She didn't let me suck on her tits, she gave me her back and just jack me off like a hammer. Just way worse than last time again I really wish we could pick instead of random. That parkour has like 4-5 different ladies. Next time I'm telling them let me pick or I'm leaving there's a few of them that I want to try. Maybe I can get familiar with the line up and know the good from the bad. Gave her a 40 dollar tip will not repeat with her.

[RickMann]

Nurse Kelly is such an intriguing provider, but I'm trying so hard to think with my big brain and no the small one.

There is just so, so much information out there with absolutely zero discretion with regards to privacy. Between her Facebook, her Instagram profiles, and even a basic google search of her name + city there is a plethora of information that just seems reckless by nature. The price of the deluxe massage (or whatever she calls it) is just the sweet spot for a nice, well built provider without going into the deep end of high end escorts. I wonder what all that price tag gets you with her though.

The ability to book an appointment through her website almost seems too easy and that gives me pause for concern. That, and the reports of the neighbors "taking selfies" really curbs my enthusiasm. But man, she is a real looker, crazy eyes or not. She sure is hot.

Agreed, imagine her at 30? I think she will end up in trouble hopefully not though.

[JimmyVPesto]

I got completely spoiled on my last business trip to Phoenix and now I'm wondering if there are any FS places in Columbus? Can't get it out of my head and hasn't been available at the few places I've been to over the last couple years here.

[Newbie634]

In columbus? Not likely. One pic comes back as pulled from only fans. Learn to research before posting, or grow some balls and hit "her" up and see what you get. Then report back. Learn ya something.

That's fair. I tried to reverse image search the first one and nothing came up, or I guess I didn't upload it correctly. Thanks gentlemen. I'll hit her up and if I don't get murdered, will report back.

[SecretMenu]

In columbus? Not likely. One pic comes back as pulled from only fans. Learn to research before posting, or grow some balls and hit "her" up and see what you get. Then report back. Learn ya something.

Was going to say this ad screams scam or setup to me.

[Boosted1]

In columbus? Not likely. One pic comes back as pulled from only fans. Learn to research before posting, or grow some balls and hit "her" up and see what you get. Then report back. Learn ya something.

Anyone take the jump on this one? Seems super new, but oh well. Will probably give her a shot this weekend if no one else has anything to add.

https://rubmd.com/columbus-oh/4572a7...c-2878345000bb

[Newbie634]

Anyone take the jump on this one? Seems super new, but oh well. Will probably give her a shot this weekend if no one else has anything to add.

https://rubmd.com/columbus-oh/4572a7...c-2878345000bb

[Azsxdc1]

Went to Red Leaves today, asked for a 1 hour massage got a little short changed but I'm okay with that. Massage was pretty good, a lot of teasing. She took her tits out, let me suck on them. She than rode me with her yoga pants. She made a few fake orgasm sounds and kept saying fuck me in an Asian accent. Than she just gave me a good handjob for finish. Afterward I gave her 60 dollar tip she got real happy and gave me a tight hug while I was still naked, said thank you baby and kissed me with her mask on. When I was leaving I saw a younger lady a little thicker but not fat and older women. I want to try the younger one one day. They seem to have like maybe 4-5 ladys in the store. They get a lot of traffic, I went out early and still heard like 3 bells ring while I was there. I can see myself becoming a regular, too bad they don't offer any other upgrades. I'm going to see if I can push the limit with $300 dollars or by becoming a very frequent regular. Wish me best luck.

[Postal12]

Nurse Kelly is such an intriguing provider, but I'm trying so hard to think with my big brain and no the small one.

There is just so, so much information out there with absolutely zero discretion with regards to privacy. Between her Facebook, her Instagram profiles, and even a basic google search of her name + city there is a plethora of information that just seems reckless by nature. The price of the deluxe massage (or whatever she calls it) is just the sweet spot for a nice, well built provider without going into the deep end of high end escorts. I wonder what all that price tag gets you with her though.

The ability to book an appointment through her website almost seems too easy and that gives me pause for concern. That, and the reports of the neighbors "taking selfies" really curbs my enthusiasm. But man, she is a real looker, crazy eyes or not. She sure is hot.