Massage Parlor Reports

[SpaDude777]

This! She felt so robotic and detached during the entire time I was with her like she was simply following a script. Yeah she'll let you put it up her butt but it was too mechanical for me to really enjoy it. Cindy and Jessica provide a much more enjoyable and personable experience IMHO.

WOW! You guys must have got her on a bad day or something. I have seen her multiple times and every time is like a wild ride with a legit porn star. I have talked to couple guys that admitted they were intimidated by her. She definitely puts on a show.

[BellBurner]

Hey everyone, first post on here and overall new to the scene. Thank you all for the Ozone recommendations that was the first place I went to. I have a few questions so hopefully you guys can help me out.

1. It okay to go to the same place regularly? Or Should I switch it up?

2. Are there ever worries about STDs? Right now I'm only open to hand jobs and even with that I'm a little paranoid. Maybe one day ill graduate to FS but I still want to be safe.

3. Any recommendations? I had a really good experience at Ozone. I think her name was Kayla, She was slim but had a tight body with a nice booty with jet black long hair. But anyways she was super nice and playful which helped a lot because I was nervous as hell. So I would like to find a place where I can have a similar experience.

4. Finally on the flip where they ask what I want, do I just say hand job? I know for sex you say full service so is there another term for hand job?

I appreciate anyone's input and thank you for your time!

[WalkingHard]

While sexy, I totally felt like I was part of an assembly line with Karly. I am not sure if it's worth it, to be honest.

This! She felt so robotic and detached during the entire time I was with her like she was simply following a script. Yeah she'll let you put it up her butt but it was too mechanical for me to really enjoy it. Cindy and Jessica provide a much more enjoyable and personable experience IMHO.

[JuiceWrld996]

Isn't she at SXL now?

When was the last time you seen her there? I called they said she left the store. I just like get her wechat again. I just for lost it. If anyone can pm and help me out.

[Pupsnu]

While sexy, I totally felt like I was part of an assembly line with Karly. I am not sure if it's worth it, to be honest.

It's high season in Thailand and I'm guessing resting her back door is the last thing she'd be doing, having been there during the dry season.

[DvdMatsu]

That's what you get for ignoring my recommendations.

Yeah, well I was literally home and passing by it. Stood there for a second and was like fuck it. Impulse buy moment.

[HappyGardener]

I like waking up late on New Years morning to texts from some of my favorite massage therapists wishing me a happy, healthy, and prosperous new year.

[WalkingHard]

Just got back from Pacifico. Overall I'd say it was a royal fail. Granted this was my first MP / any paid service and I was pretty damn nervous. Anyway I got Yasmin and first she did the massage which was pretty bad. Just gliding her hand across my skin. She does both sides then asks if I want anything extra. Now this is going to sound arrogant, but I figured that being an attractive, young 30's, 6'0, 210 lb at 13% bodyfat would at least get me a SMILE? I got nothing lmao. Stone cold transactional vibe / response. Almost like she was dead inside. I speak fluent Spanish so I ask for a blowjob. She says $100. All in now $160. She asks if I have protection, I tell her no and that it's my first time and came unprepared. She goes and gets a rubber and proceeds with CBJ. Again I was nervous so it took me a while to get hard. Forget about finishing. So I hear the ringer go off and she takes off the condom and says "I'm going to finish you with my hand. " She goes at it hulk style and at this point it just hurts so I tell her maybe better luck next time. She says "yeah, once your nerves calm down you'll be fine. See you next time. " Honestly I feel like if she was even remotely into it I would've been able to finish and her whole demeanor was a turn off. Anyway, paid $160 for rugburn. On to the next gents.

That's what you get for ignoring my recommendations.

[WalkingHard]

Yo anyone know where she at now? I had her digits and wechat but due to issues I had to clean my phone haha. I was down in chitown and called Grand and lady said coco gone long time. Just wondering if any of yall know where she work now or would pm me her wechat. I can prove I know her via pm. Thanks fellas.

Isn't she at SXL now?

[BabyBoy2013]

My last dream of 2022. I stopped of at Ashland Spa, it's right next door to East Rhythm. This is the first time I see Spa's right next to each other LOL. I was greeted by Sara, slender build maybe late 20's or early 30's but who knows. She was friendly, English was not perfect but ok. Massage wasn't the best and not the worst, she tried her best I guess. On the flip she went straight to work, didn't really allow any utc action, so I let her finish. No mention of any tip and she got the job done. Left the standard for this type of work. I don't think anything else is offered. Anyways Happy New Year guys.

[JuiceWrld996]

Yo anyone know where she at now? I had her digits and wechat but due to issues I had to clean my phone haha. I was down in chitown and called Grand and lady said coco gone long time. Just wondering if any of yall know where she work now or would pm me her wechat. I can prove I know her via pm. Thanks fellas.

[DvdMatsu]

Just got back from Pacifico. Overall I'd say it was a royal fail. Granted this was my first MP / any paid service and I was pretty damn nervous. Anyway I got Yasmin and first she did the massage which was pretty bad. Just gliding her hand across my skin. She does both sides then asks if I want anything extra. Now this is going to sound arrogant, but I figured that being an attractive, young 30's, 6'0, 210 lb at 13% bodyfat would at least get me a SMILE? I got nothing lmao. Stone cold transactional vibe / response. Almost like she was dead inside. I speak fluent Spanish so I ask for a blowjob. She says $100. All in now $160. She asks if I have protection, I tell her no and that it's my first time and came unprepared. She goes and gets a rubber and proceeds with CBJ. Again I was nervous so it took me a while to get hard. Forget about finishing. So I hear the ringer go off and she takes off the condom and says "I'm going to finish you with my hand. " She goes at it hulk style and at this point it just hurts so I tell her maybe better luck next time. She says "yeah, once your nerves calm down you'll be fine. See you next time. " Honestly I feel like if she was even remotely into it I would've been able to finish and her whole demeanor was a turn off. Anyway, paid $160 for rugburn. On to the next gents.

[BenBeck]

Karly is back in Thailand now resting her back door.

It's high season in Thailand and I'm guessing resting her back door is the last thing she'd be doing, having been there during the dry season.

[IMissCutler]

Not the best place but for 140 $ you get a short woman with a fucking hot face, and gorgeous legs but a little belly. A wild attitude and can fuck the shit out of her. 60XX W Diversey Ave.

I dropped in there recently and met Lala who used to be at the Lotus on Irving. She's tons of fun. She has tattoos on her shoulder blades so if you saw those then it's definitely her. She's an enthusiastic one.

[Goat Trotter]

Went to BHC after a while; landed up trying a provider I didn't have before. Asian but said her name was Loraina? Sounds latina. Or maybe I just couldn't understand her accent but whatever. Great pair and I thought this would be fun. But total let down superficial, mechanical and all kinds of restrictions. Was a waste of $2. Going to stick to more reliable places.

Heads up to avoid this chick at least.