Massage Parlor Reports

**WalkingHard** · 01-02-23 13:19

Originally Posted by BellBurner [View Original Post]

Hey everyone, first post on here and overall new to the scene. Thank you all for the Ozone recommendations that was the first place I went to. I have a few questions so hopefully you guys can help me out.

1. It okay to go to the same place regularly? Or Should I switch it up?

2. Are there ever worries about STDs? Right now I'm only open to hand jobs and even with that I'm a little paranoid. Maybe one day ill graduate to FS but I still want to be safe.

3. Any recommendations? I had a really good experience at Ozone. I think her name was Kayla, She was slim but had a tight body with a nice booty with jet black long hair. But anyways she was super nice and playful which helped a lot because I was nervous as hell. So I would like to find a place where I can have a similar experience.

4. Finally on the flip where they ask what I want, do I just say hand job? I know for sex you say full service so is there another term for hand job?

I appreciate anyone's input and thank you for your time!

1. It's totally acceptable to become a regular at the same place. Usually you'll benefit from improved service over time. Just don't become an obsessive stalker or think the girls falling in love with you. You can switch it up to see what else is out there but if you find someone you like it's worth maintaining it.

2. High school health should have covered this?

3. Ozone is a pretty good spot they bring in new people regularly so it helps change the scenery if you need it without going to a new place but they charge more per hour than most places and depending upon who you get for massage you may get good service to none. Thai and Korean spots seem to have prettier girls with better hygiene and who also have a better grasp of English. Korean place in Chicago worth visiting is Massage CLC and the other Thai spots can be found on RM but there's only a few. Chinese places IMHO can be very hit or miss but Belmont is usually pretty consistent.

4 you can usually ask what they offer and they'll tell you. Usually it's HJ, topless or naked HJ, CBJ, BBBJ, or CFS. A few may be open to peeing on you if that's your thing so don't be afraid to ask.

5. Most important make sure you ask their name and remember it in case the service is really good or really bad so you can go back to them or avoid them next time. Most girls have 2-3 names they cycle through so it's important info to remember especially if you want to make an appointment again.

6. Beware of misleading info. RM is full of fake reviews so be cautious of any place promoting reviews of 18-24 yo girls regularly. It's usually just a scam and you'll be greeted by a 45 yo woman instead.

7. It's best to call / text these places with a burner number. Some shops have sent me unsolicited text messages saying to come visit. So it's best to just get a burner phone / number. Since your username is bellburner perhaps you already know that.

**XNaughtyCal** · 01-02-23 12:53

Anyone know of a decent 4 hands experience w / a good finish? Maybe BHC? I could also see them being a waste of money. Figured I'd get a 2nd opinion before I took the plunge anywhere. Thanks, Happy New Year!

**SpaDude777** · 01-02-23 03:02

Originally Posted by WalkingHard [View Original Post]

This! She felt so robotic and detached during the entire time I was with her like she was simply following a script. Yeah she'll let you put it up her butt but it was too mechanical for me to really enjoy it. Cindy and Jessica provide a much more enjoyable and personable experience IMHO.

WOW! You guys must have got her on a bad day or something. I have seen her multiple times and every time is like a wild ride with a legit porn star. I have talked to couple guys that admitted they were intimidated by her. She definitely puts on a show.

**BellBurner** · 01-02-23 02:05

Hey everyone, first post on here and overall new to the scene. Thank you all for the Ozone recommendations that was the first place I went to. I have a few questions so hopefully you guys can help me out.

1. It okay to go to the same place regularly? Or Should I switch it up?

2. Are there ever worries about STDs? Right now I'm only open to hand jobs and even with that I'm a little paranoid. Maybe one day ill graduate to FS but I still want to be safe.

3. Any recommendations? I had a really good experience at Ozone. I think her name was Kayla, She was slim but had a tight body with a nice booty with jet black long hair. But anyways she was super nice and playful which helped a lot because I was nervous as hell. So I would like to find a place where I can have a similar experience.

4. Finally on the flip where they ask what I want, do I just say hand job? I know for sex you say full service so is there another term for hand job?

I appreciate anyone's input and thank you for your time!

**WalkingHard** · 01-01-23 19:14

Originally Posted by Pupsnu [View Original Post]

While sexy, I totally felt like I was part of an assembly line with Karly. I am not sure if it's worth it, to be honest.

This! She felt so robotic and detached during the entire time I was with her like she was simply following a script. Yeah she'll let you put it up her butt but it was too mechanical for me to really enjoy it. Cindy and Jessica provide a much more enjoyable and personable experience IMHO.

**JuiceWrld996** · 01-01-23 18:55

Originally Posted by WalkingHard [View Original Post]

Isn't she at SXL now?

When was the last time you seen her there? I called they said she left the store. I just like get her wechat again. I just for lost it. If anyone can pm and help me out.

**Pupsnu** · 01-01-23 18:42

While sexy, I totally felt like I was part of an assembly line with Karly. I am not sure if it's worth it, to be honest.

Originally Posted by BenBeck [View Original Post]

It's high season in Thailand and I'm guessing resting her back door is the last thing she'd be doing, having been there during the dry season.

**DvdMatsu** · 01-01-23 15:59

Originally Posted by WalkingHard [View Original Post]

That's what you get for ignoring my recommendations.

Yeah, well I was literally home and passing by it. Stood there for a second and was like fuck it. Impulse buy moment.

**HappyGardener** · 01-01-23 13:28

I like waking up late on New Years morning to texts from some of my favorite massage therapists wishing me a happy, healthy, and prosperous new year.

**WalkingHard** · 01-01-23 12:49

Originally Posted by DvdMatsu [View Original Post]

Just got back from Pacifico. Overall I'd say it was a royal fail. Granted this was my first MP / any paid service and I was pretty damn nervous. Anyway I got Yasmin and first she did the massage which was pretty bad. Just gliding her hand across my skin. She does both sides then asks if I want anything extra. Now this is going to sound arrogant, but I figured that being an attractive, young 30's, 6'0, 210 lb at 13% bodyfat would at least get me a SMILE? I got nothing lmao. Stone cold transactional vibe / response. Almost like she was dead inside. I speak fluent Spanish so I ask for a blowjob. She says $100. All in now $160. She asks if I have protection, I tell her no and that it's my first time and came unprepared. She goes and gets a rubber and proceeds with CBJ. Again I was nervous so it took me a while to get hard. Forget about finishing. So I hear the ringer go off and she takes off the condom and says "I'm going to finish you with my hand. " She goes at it hulk style and at this point it just hurts so I tell her maybe better luck next time. She says "yeah, once your nerves calm down you'll be fine. See you next time. " Honestly I feel like if she was even remotely into it I would've been able to finish and her whole demeanor was a turn off. Anyway, paid $160 for rugburn. On to the next gents.

That's what you get for ignoring my recommendations.

**WalkingHard** · 01-01-23 12:44

Originally Posted by JuiceWrld996 [View Original Post]

Yo anyone know where she at now? I had her digits and wechat but due to issues I had to clean my phone haha. I was down in chitown and called Grand and lady said coco gone long time. Just wondering if any of yall know where she work now or would pm me her wechat. I can prove I know her via pm. Thanks fellas.

Isn't she at SXL now?

**BabyBoy2013** · 12-31-22 21:01

My last dream of 2022. I stopped of at Ashland Spa, it's right next door to East Rhythm. This is the first time I see Spa's right next to each other LOL. I was greeted by Sara, slender build maybe late 20's or early 30's but who knows. She was friendly, English was not perfect but ok. Massage wasn't the best and not the worst, she tried her best I guess. On the flip she went straight to work, didn't really allow any utc action, so I let her finish. No mention of any tip and she got the job done. Left the standard for this type of work. I don't think anything else is offered. Anyways Happy New Year guys.

**JuiceWrld996** · 12-31-22 16:54

Yo anyone know where she at now? I had her digits and wechat but due to issues I had to clean my phone haha. I was down in chitown and called Grand and lady said coco gone long time. Just wondering if any of yall know where she work now or would pm me her wechat. I can prove I know her via pm. Thanks fellas.

**DvdMatsu** · 12-31-22 16:34

Just got back from Pacifico. Overall I'd say it was a royal fail. Granted this was my first MP / any paid service and I was pretty damn nervous. Anyway I got Yasmin and first she did the massage which was pretty bad. Just gliding her hand across my skin. She does both sides then asks if I want anything extra. Now this is going to sound arrogant, but I figured that being an attractive, young 30's, 6'0, 210 lb at 13% bodyfat would at least get me a SMILE? I got nothing lmao. Stone cold transactional vibe / response. Almost like she was dead inside. I speak fluent Spanish so I ask for a blowjob. She says $100. All in now $160. She asks if I have protection, I tell her no and that it's my first time and came unprepared. She goes and gets a rubber and proceeds with CBJ. Again I was nervous so it took me a while to get hard. Forget about finishing. So I hear the ringer go off and she takes off the condom and says "I'm going to finish you with my hand. " She goes at it hulk style and at this point it just hurts so I tell her maybe better luck next time. She says "yeah, once your nerves calm down you'll be fine. See you next time. " Honestly I feel like if she was even remotely into it I would've been able to finish and her whole demeanor was a turn off. Anyway, paid $160 for rugburn. On to the next gents.