Massage Parlor Reports

[BlueEyes99]

Went to Hollywood today, just had time for a 30 min, I almost always get the hour show.

Met by a nice looking 30's something in a tight dress, looked good.

She was very friendly, went to the room, she said get undressed I will be back.

Laying on my back with a towel over the boys, she comes back starts to chat a bit.

I am thinking this may be nice, she is rubbing my legs my hand goes to her ass and I can feel her undies.

THEN THE $$$ START! "what do you want?" wow, wanted 200 for FS, Ok how about BJ 140.

Ok how about hand only, she said 60 ok so I give her 60 (she wanted it right a way).

Then after I gave it to her she wanted more, said that's not good, need more.

WTF, I only asked for hands only.

At this point I am tired of the upsell bs, got up asked for my money back.

Got dressed and left.

This upsell crap is getting bad.

[WarpFactor69]

Yes, the place on Harrison was only closed Christmas day, sorry for any confusion. Went back the next day, Bella is now using the name Cici. There is another girl there using the name Lisa, did not see her. The other lady that was there before (Linda / Coco / Whatever) is now at the shop located closest to CNE.

[NoFearToTry]

Cedar Day. Shared parking with the clinic. Older gal at the entrance. 50/70 hf. A bit debatable for me if I'd come back to try them out.

EZ. Haven't stopped by for a while so drop by to see who's there. Met an old gal, skinny. Came out from a room, might have been with a customer. She didn't talk at first and just stared at me while I feinted looking at the hf rates and then finally said to her that I was just checking. Got referred to a sister shop and was handed a card but didn't really hear the name since she was kind of quiet. She didn't make any effort to have me stay or tell me to come back. Didn't look at the card until much later and it was for CNE. Maybe it was mentioned here and I never paid attention to it but didn't know they were sister shops.

Still going to do recon when I get the chance while I'm taking a break for the time I do decide to come back to the hobby. YMMV as always and stay safe out there with the craziness going. A lot of fallen trees, limbs, and debris when I was roaming around.

Cedar day, a good place to just keep driving on past, unless you want a fully legit massage.

Ez, it is now connected to cne, was previously connected to elemental in tualatin, but now they rotate cne and ez. Your mileage will depend on the activities along with the dollar donation.

[Abkbk]

Had some time so went around to recon.

Harrison. Drove and saw the open sign and hallway lights behind the curtains. Probably was just closed that time Warp dropped by. Didn't stop by in as the place is on my list and I don't like to go in unless I'm planning to stay.

Reiz. Cut over to check this one out. Tiny parking area shared with the other businesses in the building, flashy lights around the entrance. Met an older gal inside, could be the only one. The 50/70 hf like other places. Not sure I'd come back.

Olsen. Never stopped by before so dropped by to check things out. Drove into the parking to find the place had closed and there was a commercial sale sign. Maybe one of you updated on this fact and I missed it.

Cedar Day. Shared parking with the clinic. Older gal at the entrance. 50/70 hf. A bit debatable for me if I'd come back to try them out.

EZ. Haven't stopped by for a while so drop by to see who's there. Met an old gal, skinny. Came out from a room, might have been with a customer. She didn't talk at first and just stared at me while I feinted looking at the hf rates and then finally said to her that I was just checking. Got referred to a sister shop and was handed a card but didn't really hear the name since she was kind of quiet. She didn't make any effort to have me stay or tell me to come back. Didn't look at the card until much later and it was for CNE. Maybe it was mentioned here and I never paid attention to it but didn't know they were sister shops.

Still going to do recon when I get the chance while I'm taking a break for the time I do decide to come back to the hobby. YMMV as always and stay safe out there with the craziness going. A lot of fallen trees, limbs, and debris when I was roaming around.

[CoSolo]

I stopped in a week ago and I saw someone like who you described. She was busy and asked that I stay but I had to leave. I came back the next week and she was available. She is definitely older but I found her attractive. I wasn't sure how it would go and I really needed a good massage. While she was massaging me she was running her crotch on my hand and I made light movements to communicate I liked it.

On the flip she asked what I wanted and I said everything. It was 200 total for the hour and daty and full service was available. I enjoyed it. She smelled good and got really wet.

I didn't think I was going to go out again this year, but I went to Cali for the holiday and did not spend the cash I thought I would, so I came back and last night I went to Oregon City. I think this place is either new or not written very much about, I checked (a little) to see if it was posted. Nevertheless, the place is in a strip mall off of Beavercreek and shares the parking lot with BiMart and a Saloon. In I went and I saw a 50-year-old lady who showed her age but was not too bad looking. Dressed conservatively, I should have taken this as a sign, but I paid for an hour, 70 because I had just got off a plane and was hopping for a good rubntug. I laid on my back and she worked out the kinks but stayed well away from my crack and further away from the jewels, bad sign #2. On the flip she rubbed my feet and legs and said the dreaded word, FINISHED! I looked at the clock and 25 minutes passed. She just stood there looking at me, I reached to touch her ass and she literally jumped back and said no. I said only 25 minutes, she spoke into her phone and the translator said I can't have sex. I managed to get her to grab my junk for HJ but she was lousy at it. I was hard as a rock because I was amongst family and no porn access, so I had about 8 days saved up. It wouldn't have taken much with a skilled girl, but she was lousy. So, I pushed her hands away and got dressed. I didn't get mad I got even, I walked right by her and out the door. There were no cars in the parking lot so my car was one of the few. Before I got to my car, she was standing in door saying, my tip, my tip. It feels so good to walk out on this type of service. I have enough dough to head out tonight and I probably will. BTW providers name, Amy.

[NoFearToTry]

Looks like the owner is away when I stopped a couple days ago, another gal a bit older I think, is filling in. She said other girl gone a couple more weeks. The woman filling in was friendly and almost dragging me in, so I thought why not, mistake. Weak massage, straight to FS "covered" but not really into it, if you know what I mean. Kinda like not into it just legs up and do it. And when the comment "finish soon" was uttered from her, I was regretting it more. Tip ask was reasonable but negotiated down a bit more. I did get the full time but not a great hour spent, I was really hoping for a really good massage, not to be had this time around. Easy pass here unless you just want a 30 minute banging time.

I stopped in a few days after she first left and did not stay. This recent change is a different girl a improvement but not a run back to see type. I stopped to see if the owner / boss was back and seen this 2nd gal also. Same kind of fake warm happy drag you in I want your money. Decided to give her a try. Massage lasted 30 minutes, no teasing at all, then flip time. And it was kinda cold in here also. She grabbed and motioned for the handy work. I could have cared less, I said more, she quoted too much for the fun time, I denied and countered, got to reality.

She gets a unwrapped wrapper from somewhere on the table, uuh no I have one. It was kinda the same no tease or fun before, no lip service on the asking of such activities even covered. she was shaved below and seemed like she was not into it and I think she was hoping I would finish and fill the wrapper sooner. Getting close to the time up mark and she says oh only 5 minutes left hurry up finish you come, on to somewhere else for a great massage.

I think this gal says boss come back in 2 or 3 weeks, then I know a real solid massage can be had, so the cats away the replacements are playing away. having many options and choices available i wish i had passed on this hour of playtime here in which resulted in a lower quality experience in which landed this stop in the lower percentile of experiences

[WarpFactor69]

I didn't think I was going to go out again this year, but I went to Cali for the holiday and did not spend the cash I thought I would, so I came back and last night I went to Oregon City. I think this place is either new or not written very much about, I checked (a little) to see if it was posted. Nevertheless, the place is in a strip mall off of Beavercreek and shares the parking lot with BiMart and a Saloon. In I went and I saw a 50-year-old lady who showed her age but was not too bad looking. Dressed conservatively, I should have taken this as a sign, but I paid for an hour, 70 because I had just got off a plane and was hopping for a good rubntug. I laid on my back and she worked out the kinks but stayed well away from my crack and further away from the jewels, bad sign #2. On the flip she rubbed my feet and legs and said the dreaded word, FINISHED! I looked at the clock and 25 minutes passed. She just stood there looking at me, I reached to touch her ass and she literally jumped back and said no. I said only 25 minutes, she spoke into her phone and the translator said I can't have sex. I managed to get her to grab my junk for HJ but she was lousy at it. I was hard as a rock because I was amongst family and no porn access, so I had about 8 days saved up. It wouldn't have taken much with a skilled girl, but she was lousy. So, I pushed her hands away and got dressed. I didn't get mad I got even, I walked right by her and out the door. There were no cars in the parking lot so my car was one of the few. Before I got to my car, she was standing in door saying, my tip, my tip. It feels so good to walk out on this type of service. I have enough dough to head out tonight and I probably will. BTW providers name, Amy.

But thanks for posting. I have stopped in there about four times in the past 12 months but never wanted to stay.

[Sancho1999]

I didn't think I was going to go out again this year, but I went to Cali for the holiday and did not spend the cash I thought I would, so I came back and last night I went to Oregon City. I think this place is either new or not written very much about, I checked (a little) to see if it was posted. Nevertheless, the place is in a strip mall off of Beavercreek and shares the parking lot with BiMart and a Saloon. In I went and I saw a 50-year-old lady who showed her age but was not too bad looking. Dressed conservatively, I should have taken this as a sign, but I paid for an hour, 70 because I had just got off a plane and was hopping for a good rubntug. I laid on my back and she worked out the kinks but stayed well away from my crack and further away from the jewels, bad sign #2. On the flip she rubbed my feet and legs and said the dreaded word, FINISHED! I looked at the clock and 25 minutes passed. She just stood there looking at me, I reached to touch her ass and she literally jumped back and said no. I said only 25 minutes, she spoke into her phone and the translator said I can't have sex. I managed to get her to grab my junk for HJ but she was lousy at it. I was hard as a rock because I was amongst family and no porn access, so I had about 8 days saved up. It wouldn't have taken much with a skilled girl, but she was lousy. So, I pushed her hands away and got dressed. I didn't get mad I got even, I walked right by her and out the door. There were no cars in the parking lot so my car was one of the few. Before I got to my car, she was standing in door saying, my tip, my tip. It feels so good to walk out on this type of service. I have enough dough to head out tonight and I probably will. BTW providers name, Amy.

[AsianChaser]

Looks like the owner is away when I stopped a couple days ago, another gal a bit older I think, is filling in. She said other girl gone a couple more weeks. The woman filling in was friendly and almost dragging me in, so I thought why not, mistake. Weak massage, straight to FS "covered" but not really into it, if you know what I mean. Kinda like not into it just legs up and do it. And when the comment "finish soon" was uttered from her, I was regretting it more. Tip ask was reasonable but negotiated down a bit more. I did get the full time but not a great hour spent, I was really hoping for a really good massage, not to be had this time around. Easy pass here unless you just want a 30 minute banging time.

[Amp Guide]

Stopped by for a relaxing time. Nice massage. Very hard body girl. Great shape. Tight as can be. No FS that place will never be FS but I left happy. Good views and loved looking at her body.

After a 5 day backup. Reilef was quite good and plentiful to her surprise.

So many places so little time.

[WarpFactor69]

New place on King, pleasant and attractive 40+ lady that I will try on a future visit.

The place on Harrison, near King Rd Safeway: Closed.

The Tigard foot place near NAPA: Amy and April both were there. April is cute and upbeat, with massive tits, wearing a cute tight short gold dress. Schwinggggg!

Angel, Hall at Locust: the lady with the cat-like smile and occasional snotty attitude was there, I think I woke her up. Got to chat with a new girl for a few minutes, she is pleasant, over 45. Not planning to go back there anytime soon.

The place on Canyon Rd between CNE and the other place that people are calling Purple Orchard: only one girl there, she used to be at green tea and the above place on Harrison, goes by coco and linda and now something else. She is always cute and upbeat, with nice boobs. We did the fun stuff first, then the massage. Good quality, worth a repeat.

Hohoho.

[WarpFactor69]

So I visited here, and drew her yesterday. Basically took one for the team here LOL Her massage is not too bad, have had better, have had much worse. After the flip, negotiation was relatively simple and easy we agreed on 160 for FS, but that was the end of the good part. Her head game is ok but weak, then the list of things I could not do started, no kissing, no sucking on nipples, no touching of the shaved kitty, no DATY, just get on, get off, didn't really want to be doing that was the huge vibe I got. I had to finish the job myself, although she tried, but even her HJ is weak. She is attractive, but that is about her best quality. I will never go back to see her again myself, but that is just me. As always YMMV as it always does. Maybe I caught her at a bad time, but I highly doubt it. Have been in this hobby for a few decades, I have a semi good idea of what is good or bad, and she is not good. Hope this helps, have a great day.

Thank you for the report, sorry to hear your experience was lame. On to the next.

[GaryH]

On Willamette. New short busty girl there, using the name of Baby. Anyone have luck with her? Send message if you do not wish to post.

So I visited here, and drew her yesterday. Basically took one for the team here LOL Her massage is not too bad, have had better, have had much worse. After the flip, negotiation was relatively simple and easy we agreed on 160 for FS, but that was the end of the good part. Her head game is ok but weak, then the list of things I could not do started, no kissing, no sucking on nipples, no touching of the shaved kitty, no DATY, just get on, get off, didn't really want to be doing that was the huge vibe I got. I had to finish the job myself, although she tried, but even her HJ is weak. She is attractive, but that is about her best quality. I will never go back to see her again myself, but that is just me. As always YMMV as it always does. Maybe I caught her at a bad time, but I highly doubt it. Have been in this hobby for a few decades, I have a semi good idea of what is good or bad, and she is not good. Hope this helps, have a great day.

[BartOCavanaugh]

I enjoy cold winter weather and shorter days. A nice hot table shower or heated massage table with a fun provider can make my day. But, overpriced, unattractive, out of shape grannies with attitude make me want to just stay home. The only time I really get the "blues" is spring time when most of the country is warming up and we still have cool rainy weather.

Here in the PNW, we are truly blessed to have 'temperate' weather. For the most part, although we do have some extremes occasionally. In a decade, there will be a population explosion in this area because people will be fleeing extreme weather elsewhere. Enjoy now! Just saying.

Also, the AMP scene here in the Portland area is long past its peak. I remember the days when we used to complain about no extras. These days the extras are the norm, but the quality sure has gone down. Not talking about looks, but attitude. Seems like the Chinese cartel is using this area as a cash cow.

I'm going to reset (take a 6 mo break) and definitely not going to pay premium for blah service or worse.

Merry Christmas.

[WestSidePunter]

I will be visiting this weekend around Vancouver portland beaverton Tigard area. Any recommendations on spots that provide rimming and slow sensual handy? I don't really go after FS shops. Just prefer places that have providers go nasty and make use of their tongue skills. Would be happy to share if you are in seattle area. Feel free to dm.

I wish I'd found any place that provided that.