Massage Parlor Reports

**NoFearToTry** · 12-22-22 20:37

Originally Posted by OneOne9 [View Original Post]

I was doing a little shopping at Woodcraft when I noticed a foot spa across the parking lot so I did a little recon. When I entered the shop I noticed the rates were posted on the wall. A couple of minutes later an attractive under 40 provider came out from the back. I asked her if they had a table shower and she said no. I thanked her and walked. She was wearing the oddest looking floor length dress, kind of like an old hippie dress. I think she had a customer so she had no problem with me walking.

The one you met I know as amy, seen her a couple times. Under that striped long garment she was not wearing any panties or a bra on my visits. Shaved clean below and full range of covered activities, won't kiss. She is a moderate personality and does not care if you walk or not. Seen her previously for hour visits but I assume she has gotten popular or a tad bit greedy. My last visit I did not stay as she was said 30 minutes only, I asked clearly and specifically about that, not busy and later in the day. I walked when she was only up for the 30 minute game. Many other options out there. I did always enjoy my time with her but I did notice the last visit she was clipping time off the hour as well. She was always clean and smelled nice also.

If I notice she has left I will update you all here.

**OneOne9** · 12-22-22 19:33

Originally Posted by Benson008 [View Original Post]

Normally I have a very strong appetite for the ladies and locations shared on this and other sites, but lately, I am losing interest so once a week is more than enough. I am attributing it to the dark and cold winter weather. I know plenty of good options but I think of going out and then changing my mind before leaving the house. I am thinking that sunny days will improve my appetite.

I enjoy cold winter weather and shorter days. A nice hot table shower or heated massage table with a fun provider can make my day. But, overpriced, unattractive, out of shape grannies with attitude make me want to just stay home. The only time I really get the "blues" is spring time when most of the country is warming up and we still have cool rainy weather.

**Souljurn** · 12-22-22 18:34

Originally Posted by WarpFactor69 [View Original Post]

Sounds like you have a mild case of the blues. With everything that's on my plate right now, I deal with periods of feeling bummed out. The overcast skies add to the problem. I remind myself that the feelings won't last. Thinking of trying a blue light to make up for the lack of sunshine. Hang in there.

Agreed, and I highly suggest it. A sun lamp has helped me as someone who not only lives in overcast Portland but also works night shifts. Wasn't a believer until I tried one out, but it's helped me feel a bit less depressed and has become an enjoyable part of my days off with some quiet music and a hot cup of coco or coffee.

**Zippy69** · 12-22-22 17:20

Originally Posted by WinterWonder [View Original Post]

How many of your marriages are being saved by the AMP scene? Such a noble cause. Merry Christmas and a happy new year!

Having the old lady find out you're blowing cash to get rub and tugs probably would be a difficult time for most guys.

**WarpFactor69** · 12-22-22 16:47

On Willamette. New short busty girl there, using the name of Baby. Anyone have luck with her? Send message if you do not wish to post.

**WarpFactor69** · 12-22-22 15:42

Originally Posted by Benson008 [View Original Post]

Normally I have a very strong appetite for the ladies and locations shared on this and other sites, but lately, I am losing interest so once a week is more than enough. I am attributing it to the dark and cold winter weather. I know plenty of good options but I think of going out and then changing my mind before leaving the house. I am thinking that sunny days will improve my appetite.

Sounds like you have a mild case of the blues. With everything that's on my plate right now, I deal with periods of feeling bummed out. The overcast skies add to the problem. I remind myself that the feelings won't last. Thinking of trying a blue light to make up for the lack of sunshine. Hang in there.

**WinterWonder** · 12-21-22 19:19

How many of your marriages are being saved by the AMP scene? Such a noble cause. Merry Christmas and a happy new year!

**Souljurn** · 12-21-22 16:19

Originally Posted by NoFearToTry [View Original Post]

The first visit was good, I enjoyed the actual massage more than the hustle. She was cute and seemed friendly but its all a fake face as I found out. Leelee is her name.

First visit was good solid massage which I enjoyed and seek out as much as the funtime activities. She was dressed in the short dress between her knees and butt, no leggings, hot towel wipedown, fingertip teasing, after the massage no discussion of tip she goes for the HJ action in which I said no, massage, ok she says. As she is stretching my arms and legs she was very reachable and accessible for roaming. As she gets up on the table with legs spread with easy reach too, we both seem to click and enjoy it and laugh too, playful time.

At finish up as I sit on the edge of the table she snuggles up to me and ask me to massage her, I obliged happily. Massage her neck and shoulders and test the waters to see how more roaming is received for the knowing of limits on second visit. This part was good almost made me want to stay for more, but I like the buildup also. Roamed on her legs and kissed on her neck, up the legs as well without rejection too. As finishing up she wants to help get me dressed, squatted down in front of me I get a little more touching tease time going on the sexy panties she was wearing. As I am departing I know I tipped quite well for no extras, definitely make a statement for the return but she seen more cash and wanted more.

Second visit walked in and asked if she was busy, have time for 1 hour, she says yes. She tries to get me to have 2 girls for 30 minutes I say no, I just want you. Pay the house fee without pulling out a wad, she asks how much tip? You have more for a tip for me? Mind you this is before I even take my shoes off or touch her, bad sign now. She comes back asking I keep change I said I have more tip to go with that. Roaming touching and all is good for more I'm thinking, that's what I get for thinking.

Massage starts and is going well roaming touching warm happy and good, until about 20 ish minutes then someone else walks in. Ok no problem I thought other girl gets him, nope. By the way the other girl is dressed for action if you know what I mean. She leaves comes back and says busy now, just 10 minutes more for me. I'm like "what" I pay an hour time not up. Oh busy sorry, told her go get a hot towel and money, gives a "what" blank look on her face, I said no more we finished now. Gave back 20 from the 70 so paid 50 for the 30 minutes, no tip, offered water, nope keep it.

I would have been a regular had she behaved properly, but not now.

So whomever it was walked in Friday evening drives a silver dodge truck if your here, chime in we want to know more, LOL.

This place is kind of a wildcard. I visited about a week ago near closing and didn't have much of a better experience even with more time (paid for an hour, got about an extra 15 minutes). The girl I got was fairly pretty, around late 30's early 40's, short black hair, pretty tight body, small breasts and tiny firm butt. Her massage was actually excellent, I'll give her that. Probably one of the best I've had outside of legit ones. However, her extras were terrible, everything was overpriced, she wanted 80 for standard finish lmao and wouldn't go full menu, seemingly suggesting the mama-san was against it though eh I know some of the ladies care more about that than others.

I talked her price down for a CBJ to regular prices, but she made it seem as if god himself was doing me a favor. Cue absolutely terrible CBJ into a painful jackhammer when I finished that actually made me snatch her hand away.

Mixed feelings about the place, might roll the dice again as a few of the other reviews have piqued my interest to do so, but seems like a pretty meh place so far. I'm not very likely to repeat either; got the sense it was one of those places that become popular enough that both egos and prices balloon enough everything pops.

**Amp Guide** · 12-21-22 11:56

That type of dress is the best. Its easy off and on and covers the body and you cannot tell if she has on bra and underwear. When ever I enter a place. A girl in a simple sun dress with straps on the top is a good sign. They can pop the straps off the shoulders and it falls to the floor. In emergency. Step over it pull straps up and its back on quick. No fussing with undergarments. I would say when ever you enter a place and the girls are wearing this. Its your luck day. Usually they are more popular in the summer. But multiple layers are not as good in my opinion. Even Yoga pants are a pain to put back on fast. However you can at least pull them down pretty quickly and put bend her over the table.

Happy days guys. Going to be nut freezing cold for two days, but one never knows about the media hype. If we believe the media It will be the cold to end civilization.

I also hate the super cold weather as some massage places do not keep the heat at a comfortable level. Nothing worse then freezing or being cool for a boner killer.

Cheers mates.

**OneOne9** · 12-21-22 01:08

I was doing a little shopping at Woodcraft when I noticed a foot spa across the parking lot so I did a little recon. When I entered the shop I noticed the rates were posted on the wall. A couple of minutes later an attractive under 40 provider came out from the back. I asked her if they had a table shower and she said no. I thanked her and walked. She was wearing the oddest looking floor length dress, kind of like an old hippie dress. I think she had a customer so she had no problem with me walking.

**NoFearToTry** · 12-20-22 21:50

The first visit was good, I enjoyed the actual massage more than the hustle. She was cute and seemed friendly but its all a fake face as I found out. Leelee is her name.

First visit was good solid massage which I enjoyed and seek out as much as the funtime activities. She was dressed in the short dress between her knees and butt, no leggings, hot towel wipedown, fingertip teasing, after the massage no discussion of tip she goes for the HJ action in which I said no, massage, ok she says. As she is stretching my arms and legs she was very reachable and accessible for roaming. As she gets up on the table with legs spread with easy reach too, we both seem to click and enjoy it and laugh too, playful time.

At finish up as I sit on the edge of the table she snuggles up to me and ask me to massage her, I obliged happily. Massage her neck and shoulders and test the waters to see how more roaming is received for the knowing of limits on second visit. This part was good almost made me want to stay for more, but I like the buildup also. Roamed on her legs and kissed on her neck, up the legs as well without rejection too. As finishing up she wants to help get me dressed, squatted down in front of me I get a little more touching tease time going on the sexy panties she was wearing. As I am departing I know I tipped quite well for no extras, definitely make a statement for the return but she seen more cash and wanted more.

Second visit walked in and asked if she was busy, have time for 1 hour, she says yes. She tries to get me to have 2 girls for 30 minutes I say no, I just want you. Pay the house fee without pulling out a wad, she asks how much tip? You have more for a tip for me? Mind you this is before I even take my shoes off or touch her, bad sign now. She comes back asking I keep change I said I have more tip to go with that. Roaming touching and all is good for more I'm thinking, that's what I get for thinking.

Massage starts and is going well roaming touching warm happy and good, until about 20 ish minutes then someone else walks in. Ok no problem I thought other girl gets him, nope. By the way the other girl is dressed for action if you know what I mean. She leaves comes back and says busy now, just 10 minutes more for me. I'm like "what" I pay an hour time not up. Oh busy sorry, told her go get a hot towel and money, gives a "what" blank look on her face, I said no more we finished now. Gave back 20 from the 70 so paid 50 for the 30 minutes, no tip, offered water, nope keep it.

I would have been a regular had she behaved properly, but not now.

So whomever it was walked in Friday evening drives a silver dodge truck if your here, chime in we want to know more, LOL.

**Dexxzy** · 12-20-22 18:10

Originally Posted by TigardMale [View Original Post]

So I have Jury duty this week in Hillsboro. Since I never get out that way I have been doing searching and finding nothing interesting. Does anyone have a recommendation for a post jury duty place to visit? Reply here or DM me.

Would check out Kai Yuan to see if there's anyone that you like.

**Amp Guide** · 12-20-22 16:02

On 1st between baseline and oak. Across from the KFC.

On the back side of the building on the west side of 1st is a massage place. I have had good luck there. Your mileage may very.

On Cornell is sunny. Its hit and miss.

Behind the Post office sorting facility off evergreen and Cornell in the small industrial park is another AMP. Near the Bonneville substation. Its got pleasing results in the past. Pretty low key. Girls come and go so the offerings change frequently. On Cornell up the sunset high school area there are two AMPs there. One next to a dry cleaners and in the corner. Its ok. Before that is a newer build Lucky massage. Its new clean but the last time I was there the girl smelled of cigarettes. But given how fast they swap out. She is likely gone now.

TV highway around Dr Feelgoods pub. Next to the Purawater place on the corner. Is a newer AMP. I have enjoyed company there. Just keep it low key as there are cameras in the lobby. But not int he rooms. It got nice talent and good bodies of proper height and weight.

**MisterJimmy** · 12-20-22 10:58

Originally Posted by AmaznAzn [View Original Post]

Sorry, replying to the wrong post, this was in response to CoSolo about finding a provider who will DFK.

Yeah, but somehow your answer works better the first time!

**AmaznAzn** · 12-20-22 10:13

Originally Posted by AmaznAzn [View Original Post]

If you don't mind sticking your tongue down a throat that has been wrapped around many Portland mongers poles and trading tongue lashings with a tongue that has tasted many buttholes then Cici at the "House Massage" is your gal.

Sorry, replying to the wrong post, this was in response to CoSolo about finding a provider who will DFK.