Massage Parlor Reports

**WarpFactor69** · 12-25-22 13:57

Originally Posted by GaryH [View Original Post]

So I visited here, and drew her yesterday. Basically took one for the team here LOL Her massage is not too bad, have had better, have had much worse. After the flip, negotiation was relatively simple and easy we agreed on 160 for FS, but that was the end of the good part. Her head game is ok but weak, then the list of things I could not do started, no kissing, no sucking on nipples, no touching of the shaved kitty, no DATY, just get on, get off, didn't really want to be doing that was the huge vibe I got. I had to finish the job myself, although she tried, but even her HJ is weak. She is attractive, but that is about her best quality. I will never go back to see her again myself, but that is just me. As always YMMV as it always does. Maybe I caught her at a bad time, but I highly doubt it. Have been in this hobby for a few decades, I have a semi good idea of what is good or bad, and she is not good. Hope this helps, have a great day.

Thank you for the report, sorry to hear your experience was lame. On to the next.

**GaryH** · 12-25-22 10:45

Originally Posted by WarpFactor69 [View Original Post]

On Willamette. New short busty girl there, using the name of Baby. Anyone have luck with her? Send message if you do not wish to post.

So I visited here, and drew her yesterday. Basically took one for the team here LOL Her massage is not too bad, have had better, have had much worse. After the flip, negotiation was relatively simple and easy we agreed on 160 for FS, but that was the end of the good part. Her head game is ok but weak, then the list of things I could not do started, no kissing, no sucking on nipples, no touching of the shaved kitty, no DATY, just get on, get off, didn't really want to be doing that was the huge vibe I got. I had to finish the job myself, although she tried, but even her HJ is weak. She is attractive, but that is about her best quality. I will never go back to see her again myself, but that is just me. As always YMMV as it always does. Maybe I caught her at a bad time, but I highly doubt it. Have been in this hobby for a few decades, I have a semi good idea of what is good or bad, and she is not good. Hope this helps, have a great day.

**BartOCavanaugh** · 12-25-22 07:29

Originally Posted by OneOne9 [View Original Post]

I enjoy cold winter weather and shorter days. A nice hot table shower or heated massage table with a fun provider can make my day. But, overpriced, unattractive, out of shape grannies with attitude make me want to just stay home. The only time I really get the "blues" is spring time when most of the country is warming up and we still have cool rainy weather.

Here in the PNW, we are truly blessed to have 'temperate' weather. For the most part, although we do have some extremes occasionally. In a decade, there will be a population explosion in this area because people will be fleeing extreme weather elsewhere. Enjoy now! Just saying.

Also, the AMP scene here in the Portland area is long past its peak. I remember the days when we used to complain about no extras. These days the extras are the norm, but the quality sure has gone down. Not talking about looks, but attitude. Seems like the Chinese cartel is using this area as a cash cow.

I'm going to reset (take a 6 mo break) and definitely not going to pay premium for blah service or worse.

Merry Christmas.

**WestSidePunter** · 12-24-22 20:33

Originally Posted by Jy2019 [View Original Post]

I will be visiting this weekend around Vancouver portland beaverton Tigard area. Any recommendations on spots that provide rimming and slow sensual handy? I don't really go after FS shops. Just prefer places that have providers go nasty and make use of their tongue skills. Would be happy to share if you are in seattle area. Feel free to dm.

I wish I'd found any place that provided that.

**Jy2019** · 12-23-22 22:13

I will be visiting this weekend around Vancouver portland beaverton Tigard area. Any recommendations on spots that provide rimming and slow sensual handy? I don't really go after FS shops. Just prefer places that have providers go nasty and make use of their tongue skills. Would be happy to share if you are in seattle area. Feel free to dm.

**Trumpeter** · 12-23-22 19:35

I stopped in here a couple of months ago during a recon session and the girl that greeted me then caught my eye, but I moved on. I went back about a month ago and she was still there and I signed up for an hour. I for her name but didn't fully understand what she told me. It was something like Sasha, but I'm sure that's not it.

She wore some boots, which I'm sure were to stay warm, but had a short dress on and a long sleeved, non-suggestive top. She was petite and had great legs. I had to watch here walk out anytime she left the room. She did a better than average massage and when it was time to flip did the light finger tip rub for a few minutes. On the flip she started her negotiations and would not budge off of $70 for a standard ending. I tried hard and should have told her to just finish up the massage, but I gave in. I did say she should drop her top for that much and she did pull one out for me suckle. I thought maybe I got the person described in one of the previous reviews but her technique was very good and nothing like a jackhammer. She was slow and a bit playful and it was a good ending. She continued with the massage until out full hour was up and may have even gone over a bit. It ended up being a decent time, but I don't think I'll go back because of the pricing.

Originally Posted by KitWalker1967 [View Original Post]

Wow, sorry that happened to you dude. If things are that mercurial at that parlor, I take back what I said previously about going back. Guess I'll check out a different place next time I'm in town.

**TerraGone** · 12-23-22 18:13

Originally Posted by OneOne9 [View Original Post]

I was doing a little shopping at Woodcraft when I noticed a foot spa across the parking lot so I did a little recon. When I entered the shop I noticed the rates were posted on the wall. A couple of minutes later an attractive under 40 provider came out from the back. I asked her if they had a table shower and she said no. I thanked her and walked. She was wearing the oddest looking floor length dress, kind of like an old hippie dress. I think she had a customer so she had no problem with me walking.

I stopped in there a while back, a young gal with huge rack, short nighty stepped out of a room to greet me, could tell she was new and with someone. She was trying to get another gals attention, wasn't working, I left. Would like to see if the one the greeted me is still there.

**KitWalker1967** · 12-23-22 12:39

Originally Posted by NoFearToTry [View Original Post]

The first visit was good, I enjoyed the actual massage more than the hustle. She was cute and seemed friendly but its all a fake face as I found out. Leelee is her name.

I would have been a regular had she behaved properly, but not now.

Wow, sorry that happened to you dude. If things are that mercurial at that parlor, I take back what I said previously about going back. Guess I'll check out a different place next time I'm in town.

**NoFearToTry** · 12-22-22 20:37

Originally Posted by OneOne9 [View Original Post]

I was doing a little shopping at Woodcraft when I noticed a foot spa across the parking lot so I did a little recon. When I entered the shop I noticed the rates were posted on the wall. A couple of minutes later an attractive under 40 provider came out from the back. I asked her if they had a table shower and she said no. I thanked her and walked. She was wearing the oddest looking floor length dress, kind of like an old hippie dress. I think she had a customer so she had no problem with me walking.

The one you met I know as amy, seen her a couple times. Under that striped long garment she was not wearing any panties or a bra on my visits. Shaved clean below and full range of covered activities, won't kiss. She is a moderate personality and does not care if you walk or not. Seen her previously for hour visits but I assume she has gotten popular or a tad bit greedy. My last visit I did not stay as she was said 30 minutes only, I asked clearly and specifically about that, not busy and later in the day. I walked when she was only up for the 30 minute game. Many other options out there. I did always enjoy my time with her but I did notice the last visit she was clipping time off the hour as well. She was always clean and smelled nice also.

If I notice she has left I will update you all here.

**OneOne9** · 12-22-22 19:33

Originally Posted by Benson008 [View Original Post]

Normally I have a very strong appetite for the ladies and locations shared on this and other sites, but lately, I am losing interest so once a week is more than enough. I am attributing it to the dark and cold winter weather. I know plenty of good options but I think of going out and then changing my mind before leaving the house. I am thinking that sunny days will improve my appetite.

I enjoy cold winter weather and shorter days. A nice hot table shower or heated massage table with a fun provider can make my day. But, overpriced, unattractive, out of shape grannies with attitude make me want to just stay home. The only time I really get the "blues" is spring time when most of the country is warming up and we still have cool rainy weather.

**Souljurn** · 12-22-22 18:34

Originally Posted by WarpFactor69 [View Original Post]

Sounds like you have a mild case of the blues. With everything that's on my plate right now, I deal with periods of feeling bummed out. The overcast skies add to the problem. I remind myself that the feelings won't last. Thinking of trying a blue light to make up for the lack of sunshine. Hang in there.

Agreed, and I highly suggest it. A sun lamp has helped me as someone who not only lives in overcast Portland but also works night shifts. Wasn't a believer until I tried one out, but it's helped me feel a bit less depressed and has become an enjoyable part of my days off with some quiet music and a hot cup of coco or coffee.

**Zippy69** · 12-22-22 17:20

Originally Posted by WinterWonder [View Original Post]

How many of your marriages are being saved by the AMP scene? Such a noble cause. Merry Christmas and a happy new year!

Having the old lady find out you're blowing cash to get rub and tugs probably would be a difficult time for most guys.

**WarpFactor69** · 12-22-22 16:47

On Willamette. New short busty girl there, using the name of Baby. Anyone have luck with her? Send message if you do not wish to post.

**WarpFactor69** · 12-22-22 15:42

Originally Posted by Benson008 [View Original Post]

Normally I have a very strong appetite for the ladies and locations shared on this and other sites, but lately, I am losing interest so once a week is more than enough. I am attributing it to the dark and cold winter weather. I know plenty of good options but I think of going out and then changing my mind before leaving the house. I am thinking that sunny days will improve my appetite.

Sounds like you have a mild case of the blues. With everything that's on my plate right now, I deal with periods of feeling bummed out. The overcast skies add to the problem. I remind myself that the feelings won't last. Thinking of trying a blue light to make up for the lack of sunshine. Hang in there.