Massage Parlor Reports

[JonMels]

Shalom Amigos,

Having returned to the area after decades in New England, and not finding a girl of my liking yet, I've taken a quick survey of some local parlors:

The Good:

Star Moon: Went last week. I did not get the "therapist's" name. I would guess around 40 years old. She greeted me at the door, massaged, was playful and had a very nice touch with her fingers. She got me going and finished it with her hand. She stayed fully clothed. 70 for the hour, and she only asked for 40. She kept massaging afterwards and kept playing, too. So, pretty good bargain in that sense. I'd go back.

Next on the tour was Magic. I asked for Ruby, got Seven. I told her Ruby always took care of me in every way. And it truth she might have, if I ever met her before. Seven took the bait though, saying she would do even better than Ruby. She was very sexual from the start. She started with the short orange dress that seems to comprise her wardrobe entirely, removing it about 5 minutes in. A lot of licking and caressing with her entire body throughout. The only negative was a little too much condom for my liking, but she rode it like she was craving it. 200.

In both cases, I got the "Oh, so much power, so strong" line, but that's alright with me, especially if they sell it.

Before going to Star Moon, I hit a place on Orchard Lake by 13 Mile. When I was a kid, it was an arcade: Abbey Road. I saw that it's now an Asian Massage Parlor. I think it might even be called Asian Massage. I figure, you don't get more on the nose than that, so I went in. OK massage, no shenanigans. So, based on what I was looking for, bad.

Yesterday, I had no luck contacting anyone, and thought I'd try another massage. I went to 7. I was greeted at the door by a much older, stouter unpleasant woman at the door. Trying to overcome a sudden derection, I politely asked for another girl. The woman said 1 hour, good massage. After trying to explain a few times, I left. That, in short, is the ugly portion of the story.

So, I'd look at Star Moon and Magic again, and I'll keep hunting.

[Poker3000]

Like with almost every good provider, she is being hugged to death by the mob that exists on this forum. It's the price we pay for sharing, which I want don't want this comment nuked for suggesting to NOT post, because that's the point, sharing good experiences, but with the sharing comes what's happening now. Previously Lisa, Bonita, and Instagram Maria (and maybe Natasha Novi?) were easier to get a hold of, as their services are above average, but now they're more popular, happy for them.

You saw it with Seven, Anna, etc.

Any decent provider with new reviews gets utter swarmed because we're all used to shitty service in this area unfortunately.

I don't fully understand the hype of Lisa, she's wicked hot, but at the same time I assume YMMV and the service vs cost was lacking (for me). If it is just a "see her more and the menu opens up" that's understandable, the few times I saw her it was pricey for the services.

Sad part is, I just got back a few weeks ago from Tijuana, where I was able to fuck the baddest girls I've ever seen for $100 each. I'm talking bombshell Latinas with fake tits and perfect asses. Now I come back home to Detroit and it's a struggle to get a 40 year old women to jerk me off for $160.

Truly sad state of affairs here in Detroit.

[TeeTime69]

Not all providers only schedulesame day, some schedule up to 10 days out. When you do connect in 34 hours, make the next available APPOINTMENT.

It is impossible to schedule with Lisa. She seems to only responds once every 34 hours and still can't get anything scheduled.

Anyone got any tips or know how to actually meet up with her. I'm trying to see what all the hype is about but at this rate I might just say fuck it and go to Magic.

[Wally2822]

Joy is laying low for a while.

Did she get out of jail? Is Green Day still shut down completely? I haven't been in that area.

[Miggy90]

You need to venture out of your livonia comfort zone.

I work up there so it's convenient for a lunch rendezvous. Any advice of somewhere just outside Livonia. I will get to Magic soon.

[RevRun]

Recently went to Healing plus to check it out. Sauna and showered offered. Unfortunately, the woman who opened the door was probably 65 or older. Maybe 5' tall at the most. I asked if there was anyone else and she sort of shoo-ed me out of the place and said something like there's another girl but come back another time. Couldn't quite understand everything she said at the end before she quickly shut the door.

That might be Mimi. The last two times I was there I had her. There didn't seem to be a MS there like there normally is. Unless she is the new MS and taking clients. Face looks old but her body is great. The really bad thing is she is a complainer if you don't finish fast. Doesn't offer much of a tease to start the fun either. Mimi told me there was another woman working named Sue. Mimi kept trying to sell me two girls at one time for 280 plus the 80 door fee. I declined but wish I would have asked for Sue to try her out.

[EdHemlock]

It is impossible to schedule with Lisa. She seems to only responds once every 34 hours and still can't get anything scheduled.

Anyone got any tips or know how to actually meet up with her. I'm trying to see what all the hype is about but at this rate I might just say fuck it and go to Magic.

Like with almost every good provider, she is being hugged to death by the mob that exists on this forum. It's the price we pay for sharing, which I want don't want this comment nuked for suggesting to NOT post, because that's the point, sharing good experiences, but with the sharing comes what's happening now. Previously Lisa, Bonita, and Instagram Maria (and maybe Natasha Novi?) were easier to get a hold of, as their services are above average, but now they're more popular, happy for them.

You saw it with Seven, Anna, etc.

Any decent provider with new reviews gets utter swarmed because we're all used to shitty service in this area unfortunately.

I don't fully understand the hype of Lisa, she's wicked hot, but at the same time I assume YMMV and the service vs cost was lacking (for me). If it is just a "see her more and the menu opens up" that's understandable, the few times I saw her it was pricey for the services.

[ED Pills]

Stopped by on my lunch today. Older lady met me at the door and showed me to the room. Very good massage from the provider who walked in but not much roaming allowed and the Lady doing my massage was older than I wanted. Jr was offered a handshake and I obliged but it was rough getting through it with who I had as a provider. Won't repeat.

You need to venture out of your livonia comfort zone.

[Poker3000]

It is impossible to schedule with Lisa. She seems to only responds once every 34 hours and still can't get anything scheduled.

Anyone got any tips or know how to actually meet up with her. I'm trying to see what all the hype is about but at this rate I might just say fuck it and go to Magic.

[BackRoom Bob]

Anyone know if Joy landed anywhere again after the Greenday massage bust? I know she used to work at Bella Touch so I thought she might have just gone back there.

Joy is laying low for a while.

[Tj144]

Anyone know if Joy landed anywhere again after the Greenday massage bust? I know she used to work at Bella Touch so I thought she might have just gone back there.

[Mrtroy]

This is the one on Mich ave.

Recently went to Healing plus to check it out. Sauna and showered offered. Unfortunately, the woman who opened the door was probably 65 or older. Maybe 5' tall at the most. I asked if there was anyone else and she sort of shoo-ed me out of the place and said something like there's another girl but come back another time. Couldn't quite understand everything she said at the end before she quickly shut the door.

[FrankyV8]

Recently went to Healing plus to check it out. Sauna and showered offered. Unfortunately, the woman who opened the door was probably 65 or older. Maybe 5' tall at the most. I asked if there was anyone else and she sort of shoo-ed me out of the place and said something like there's another girl but come back another time. Couldn't quite understand everything she said at the end before she quickly shut the door.

[Miggy90]

Stopped by on my lunch today. Older lady met me at the door and showed me to the room. Very good massage from the provider who walked in but not much roaming allowed and the Lady doing my massage was older than I wanted. Jr was offered a handshake and I obliged but it was rough getting through it with who I had as a provider. Won't repeat.

[TridentD]

Sorry for your disappointment. I am an older guy and I am never disappointed. It is hard to beat her attitude and enthusiasm. I am a multi repeater and I never have issues. Perhaps your first visit was the reason. Or, maybe you should just tell her what you want. As always, YMMV.

As an older guy, I too, must agree. I have seen her several times and always leave very happy. When she is familiar with you, she really opens up. Good friendly personality and as stated, her attitude and enthusiasm for her job are outstanding. I have had her hydro massage with body slide and her regular table massage. Both are very good but the best part of each is that they lead to some fun in the shower.