Massage Parlor Reports

[JasonWi]

I noticed a new place on Ashland named "Ashland Spa" had opened and didn't see any reviews here so thought I might contribute. Ashland Spa is located next door to E Rhythm, just north of North Avenue. I've been to E Rhythm a year or so ago, had a good time there, so I stopped in there first, and the woman working at E Rhythm had a a decent slim body but was too old for my tastes. Probably 50.

So I decided to check out their neighbor Ashland Spa. The spa itself is quite clean inside; looks and is new. Flowers on the massage table for some reason. Maybe they're trying to do what Princess Spa on Belmont does and do some massage for women too? Not sure.

I saw an OK looking 40 year old named Sarah; very average face, decent body. Not toned but not fat either. Maybe 5'5. No tattoos visible but she kept clothes on. Sorry if this seems like a poor description but I'd say she's average in every way. She was the only person working there Tuesday lunchtime.

Hourly rate on their sign is $75 but she offered me a new customer $10 discount off of that.

Massage. I can't help much here as I only go with a very light massage as my preference because of a bad experience awhile back.

Extras. L1 was only thing offered. She did allow some touching but just over the clothes, which she kept on the whole time despite my offering more tip. I got the "new to business" vibe rather than the "suspect LEO" vibe from her; I do not look like a typical LEO.

Best thing I can say is that she didn't rush or cut my time short. Tipped $60 and she thanked me. But I would not repeat. Anything I didn't include in this. Just ask. I'm new to writing reviews.

I also went to Natural Healers recently (and can confirm Nana is no longer there) and will write that up separately.

[Ej600]

Does this mean she is not in her mid 20's then?

Maybe she isn't. Possibly early 30's? I know Asians don't always show their age. I'm just guessing didn't end up asking so that was just based off my opinion.

[Ej600]

Yeah, I was one of the one's that helped you set your expectation. They say they take appointments, but they don't. Also, if you are interested in returning the favor of helping set expectations to the board, I would have mentioned that she has fake boobs with scars underneath and a c-section scar.

Damn can't believe I missed that scar. I must've been too distracted by her tits. But yes her boobs are fake I think I did mention that in the original post. Still relatively new to this sorry for missing some details.

[DickFonzereli]

Haha, funny post. Mrs Lupe said her husband "was" going there. His miserable life already started.

They could make a betterlife by sharing the health center.

[UsaJB007]

Any good massage parlors with Latina providers? I had heard Belmont spa, but not sure if that's still the case? Any info would be appreciated.

[DMichaels69]

Does this mean she is not in her mid 20's then?

Yeah, I was one of the one's that helped you set your expectation. They say they take appointments, but they don't. Also, if you are interested in returning the favor of helping set expectations to the board, I would have mentioned that she has fake boobs with scars underneath and a c-section scar.

[Desparado]

Sorry for a late post but dreamt at bhc early last week my first time at Bhc. Attempted making an appointment to try out kiki as recommended by Charlie but when I got there she was busy. Heard about bhc not promising appointments in the forum so I was not too surprised but was not disappointed. Was greeted by a hot spinner looked mid 20's had bolt on C's possibly D's and was wearing a very short yellow dress with her boobs basically falling out. What really gave it away was one her left boob had a indent. Said her name was Venus or at least that's what I understood. She had very bad English very thick accent made it hard to understand. I think she had a tattoo if I remember correctly right under her belly. Bad dry massage for about 10 minutes then she lightly slapped my butt to flip for the action. BBBJ was offered but unfortunately did not bring enough with me but damn was she good at sucking my balls almost made me finish with that alone. After the CBJ she rubbed her boobs up and down my chest and dick and she also sucked / licked my nipples which I enjoyed. After she hopped on top for cg she did not last long in cg said her back was hurting. But then continued with doggy and finished off in missionary. She did not allow sucking her nipples no daty no fiv. Was disappointed on not being able to suck her tits. Overall I'd give her a 7/10 could've been better but will definitely return to bhc since I want to try out Kiki and Lina when they come back. Total damage was $$.

Yeah, I was one of the one's that helped you set your expectation. They say they take appointments, but they don't. Also, if you are interested in returning the favor of helping set expectations to the board, I would have mentioned that she has fake boobs with scars underneath and a c-section scar.

[Ej600]

Sorry for a late post but dreamt at bhc early last week my first time at Bhc. Attempted making an appointment to try out kiki as recommended by Charlie but when I got there she was busy. Heard about bhc not promising appointments in the forum so I was not too surprised but was not disappointed. Was greeted by a hot spinner looked mid 20's had bolt on C's possibly D's and was wearing a very short yellow dress with her boobs basically falling out. What really gave it away was one her left boob had a indent. Said her name was Venus or at least that's what I understood. She had very bad English very thick accent made it hard to understand. I think she had a tattoo if I remember correctly right under her belly. Bad dry massage for about 10 minutes then she lightly slapped my butt to flip for the action. BBBJ was offered but unfortunately did not bring enough with me but damn was she good at sucking my balls almost made me finish with that alone. After the CBJ she rubbed her boobs up and down my chest and dick and she also sucked / licked my nipples which I enjoyed. After she hopped on top for cg she did not last long in cg said her back was hurting. But then continued with doggy and finished off in missionary. She did not allow sucking her nipples no daty no fiv. Was disappointed on not being able to suck her tits. Overall I'd give her a 7/10 could've been better but will definitely return to bhc since I want to try out Kiki and Lina when they come back. Total damage was $$.

[ArielDude28]

Poor Lupe.

Probably should feel bad for her husband I bet Lupe will make his life absolutely miserable for the rest of his days!

Haha, funny post. Mrs Lupe said her husband "was" going there. His miserable life already started.

[AppleTree84]

Poor Lupe.

Probably should feel bad for her husband I bet Lupe will make his life absolutely miserable for the rest of his days!

LOL nah I don't. If they like you there those girls are nasty in the best way.

[Pau Ford]

Poor Lupe.

Probably should feel bad for her husband I bet Lupe will make his life absolutely miserable for the rest of his days!

Read the 1st review which includes a shout out to the board.

https://www.yelp.com/biz/pacifico-spa-chicago

[OrdLover]

I have been seeing Judy for years, and I saw her last week, and she did not seem her normal self. I got a better experience than what was written above, but she seemed very low energy and not into the session as much as she usually is. Maybe she is a little burned out with all the new attention. It is good you left a $40 tip. That is all she deserves for the poor service.

Yeah. I am a regular with her too. And it seems impossible to set an appointment with her last week. She was super busy. And she said there were a lot of new customers seeing her.

And guys remember this is a massage forum not the escort forums. So you will not always be getting a BJ or FS with the ladies you see here. They can turn down any service because it is extra service. A lot of us that get great service from the ladies is because we are regulars with them. Some of them we had to build a rapport with them before we get any of the extras.

[Jayp80]

$80 for L2 not sure about FS I only paid the $80 and she was fine with it and we had a little more touching before I left.

Read the 1st review which includes a shout out to the board.

https://www.yelp.com/biz/pacifico-spa-chicago

[Iamslobbyist]

Went to OD wellness in the morning on a mission to get a BBBJ with CIM to completion but ended up with not much of anything. I must have caught Judy at a bad time. I lay on the table and started with a decent massage, once she started grabbing around my junk I did the flip. She started giving a HJ and after a few minutes it didn't seem like she was going to start sucking so I said to her "blowjob ", she sucked for like 4 seconds then went back to HJ. I said to her again to suck and she did it for another few seconds then once again back to HJ. I said for a third time to suck and once again she did the same 4 second suck and back to HJ. So finally I stopped her and explained that I wanted a BJ with more mouth action than hand action. She then go between my legs and did the thing where she uses just her mouth to suck and rubs your nipples. She was rubbing too hard so I told her to be soft, she kept doing it hard and I stopped her again and demonstrated to be soft and not rub so aggressive. She did it a third time and now I'm irritated. I ask to fuck and she said no, ok so I tell her just jerk me off. She moved to the side of the table and pretended to answer a call (the room was dark and I saw the phone didn't even light up or anything to signal a call) and she pretends to talk to someone saying, "hello busy when you come? Ok see you in 10 min". The phone screen didn't turn on at all and she thought I wouldn't notice LOL so she said "customer coming soon so you cum now". I was already turned off by the lack of simple directions she couldn't follow that I just concentrated hard to bust my load. To top it off, literally as I was blowing my load, she asked "shower or hot towel?" Like damn can you even let me take a deep breath after blowing my load? She repeated herself since I didn't answer within a second after Cummings so I answered annoyed for a hot towel. The last time I was here was almost a year ago I think and it was slightly better but not much greater. Not giving granny another try ever again. I didn't even want to leave a tip honestly, but I ended up leaving 40 on top of the hour house fee. So that's the end of that LOL.

I have been seeing Judy for years, and I saw her last week, and she did not seem her normal self. I got a better experience than what was written above, but she seemed very low energy and not into the session as much as she usually is. Maybe she is a little burned out with all the new attention. It is good you left a $40 tip. That is all she deserves for the poor service.

[OrdLover]

What happen to allot of his stores? I was going to try one of his north side one and it was closed and drove by another and it was also closed and a third one was also closed down. If you are a regular of Papa San places can you provide a list of his places that are still open. You can also PM me if you like.