Rants and Stupid shit in Orange County

[SaltyDog]

Very interesting question about the shower & tan shop. For sure it wouldn't be regulated under massage since there's no massage or bodywork going on. What would likely happen is when you went to your city for a business license, they would require a conditional use permit for a shop like that. CUP are generally required for massage establishments, tanning salons, bath houses, adult oriented businesses, and many other things depending on the discretion of the city. With a CUP there is a public hearing. They will mail out notices of public hearing to everyone within say a mile radius of the proposed location so they can attend the hearing and voice their objections. I'd guess that this would get classified as a public bath house, which has its own set of regulations in most places. Depending on what exact city it's in it may or may not get heavily scrutinized. It may be an interesting way to get around massage regulation, or it may open you up to more scrutiny and more "random inspections. ".

Exclude the shower and it just be a tanning salon still needs the special permit? In the 90's there were a shitload of tan I g salons that were FS. I still remember my atf and even if she's a mature woman not I'd still smash that gal.

[SaltyDog]

Very interesting question about the shower & tan shop. For sure it wouldn't be regulated under massage since there's no massage or bodywork going on. What would likely happen is when you went to your city for a business license, they would require a conditional use permit for a shop like that. CUP are generally required for massage establishments, tanning salons, bath houses, adult oriented businesses, and many other things depending on the discretion of the city. With a CUP there is a public hearing. They will mail out notices of public hearing to everyone within say a mile radius of the proposed location so they can attend the hearing and voice their objections. I'd guess that this would get classified as a public bath house, which has its own set of regulations in most places. Depending on what exact city it's in it may or may not get heavily scrutinized. It may be an interesting way to get around massage regulation, or it may open you up to more scrutiny and more "random inspections. ".

Exclude the shower and it just be a tanning salon still needs the special permit? In the 90's there were a shitload of tan I g salons that were FS. I still remember my atf and even if she's a mature woman not I'd still smash that gal.

[Grimmy23]

Very interesting question about the shower & tan shop. For sure it wouldn't be regulated under massage since there's no massage or bodywork going on. What would likely happen is when you went to your city for a business license, they would require a conditional use permit for a shop like that. CUP are generally required for massage establishments, tanning salons, bath houses, adult oriented businesses, and many other things depending on the discretion of the city. With a CUP there is a public hearing. They will mail out notices of public hearing to everyone within say a mile radius of the proposed location so they can attend the hearing and voice their objections. I'd guess that this would get classified as a public bath house, which has its own set of regulations in most places. Depending on what exact city it's in it may or may not get heavily scrutinized. It may be an interesting way to get around massage regulation, or it may open you up to more scrutiny and more "random inspections. ".

[TheZorak]

I agree, it's there. I've found the following is the path to success:

- Get her started, including giving oral.

- Even if she's soaking wet, be sure to lube the finger you'll use.

- With her on her back insert the lubed finger and reassure her.

- Finger all the way in, curl it upward a bit and gently feel around for a kind of roundish bump. It may not feel too bg.

- Once you've found it start a gentle slow pulsing with your lubed finger tip. Consider complementing with a little clit licking if you can manage the gymnastics.

- Be careful, after a few minutes of pulsing your finger tip may begin begin to adhere to her skin covering he G-spot. This is very sensitive. Do NOT simply pull your finger off, this will cause her real pain. Instead gently start to roll your finger tip to incrementally break the adherence and allow some vaginal fluid or lube to seep in. Once you've released your fingertip then using a very light circular motion rehydrate the skin over her G-spot and your own finger tip. Then you can gently resume the pulsing..

This looks really good. Thanks a lot LOL.

[Nice Guy 99]

It's there. But it's not a matter of finding it and touching it. It's how you touch it.

I agree, it's there. I've found the following is the path to success:

- Get her started, including giving oral.

- Even if she's soaking wet, be sure to lube the finger you'll use.

- With her on her back insert the lubed finger and reassure her.

- Finger all the way in, curl it upward a bit and gently feel around for a kind of roundish bump. It may not feel too bg.

- Once you've found it start a gentle slow pulsing with your lubed finger tip. Consider complementing with a little clit licking if you can manage the gymnastics.

- Be careful, after a few minutes of pulsing your finger tip may begin begin to adhere to her skin covering he G-spot. This is very sensitive. Do NOT simply pull your finger off, this will cause her real pain. Instead gently start to roll your finger tip to incrementally break the adherence and allow some vaginal fluid or lube to seep in. Once you've released your fingertip then using a very light circular motion rehydrate the skin over her G-spot and your own finger tip. Then you can gently resume the pulsing.

Not every woman reacts well to G-spot stimulation. Don't be disappointed if your current lady doesn't. After some hugs and snuggling, ask her softly if there is anything you can do differently, because you want to please her. Never let her start thinking that it's her fault.

Enjoy!

NG99.

[SlappySalami]

Just my 2 cents here. I've had nothing but annoying back and forth whenever I try to find a girl on the free websites such as: callescort, onebackpage, bodyrubsmap, escortbabylon, etc.

On the other hand, the pay websites (where the provided must pay to post advertising) are almost all legit. The free websites are mostly CASH APP scams, where they want you to deposit then the ghost you.

The good websites with real providers are: eros.com (ads costs thousands for the girls), bedpage (each post is $25 BTC), RubMD (the girls pay $10 to post). The fact that real providers pay to post will weed out the cash app scams that are so widespread on the free websites. And of course Humiplex and sites that require reviews and a rating system are definitely the most reliable.

[Caribe]

Do you think the G-spot exists? It was a big deal some years ago but I think its been discredited now. Any experience?

It's there. But it's not a matter of finding it and touching it. It's how you touch it.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

That G word is not a nice word to use in that context.

Do you think the G-spot exists? It was a big deal some years ago but I think its been discredited now. Any experience?

[Mango Lvr]

Maybe for you it isn't. LOL the "G" word. Gay.

Totally gay.

[Lazy671]

That G word is not a nice word to use in that context.

Maybe for you it isn't. LOL the "G" word. Gay.

[GuysTT2]

Gay is the prefect word for it.

It's sad that your desire to have superiority is fueled by your own insecurity of another human being. This is usually the equation that prevails.

Also known as. . . . . .your fear.

Carry on.

[Dopema]

That G word is not a nice word to use in that context.

Gay is the prefect word for it.

[GuysTT2]

LOL. Snuggies. Gay.

That G word is not a nice word to use in that context.

[Lazy671]

I don't understand? I was tryin to help the guy out and hook up 2 Snuggies for Christmas. 😁.

LOL. Snuggies. Gay.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

I'm not talking about FS. Unless you go to the Spanish speaking classifieds. That's where you can get FS for less than 100. There's lots of fun you can have in an AMP that doesn't involve FS. Also 150/200 is fine for FS.

Until the pandemic, 100 was standard for FS. In particular at the Korean table shower places. I think they went up to 120-140 tip.