Massage Parlor Reports

[Richard7]

You guys have spoiled them. Agreeing with the high tips and then boosting about 'great' experiences with grannies.

Now they are treating you like dirt and there's nothing that can be done.

Best to layoff and let them realize that customer service comes first.

[AppleTree84]

Went to OD wellness in the morning on a mission to get a BBBJ with CIM to completion but ended up with not much of anything. I must have caught Judy at a bad time. I lay on the table and started with a decent massage, once she started grabbing around my junk I did the flip. She started giving a HJ and after a few minutes it didn't seem like she was going to start sucking so I said to her "blowjob ", she sucked for like 4 seconds then went back to HJ. I said to her again to suck and she did it for another few seconds then once again back to HJ. I said for a third time to suck and once again she did the same 4 second suck and back to HJ. So finally I stopped her and explained that I wanted a BJ with more mouth action than hand action. She then go between my legs and did the thing where she uses just her mouth to suck and rubs your nipples. She was rubbing too hard so I told her to be soft, she kept doing it hard and I stopped her again and demonstrated to be soft and not rub so aggressive. She did it a third time and now I'm irritated. I ask to fuck and she said no, ok so I tell her just jerk me off. She moved to the side of the table and pretended to answer a call (the room was dark and I saw the phone didn't even light up or anything to signal a call) and she pretends to talk to someone saying, "hello busy when you come? Ok see you in 10 min". The phone screen didn't turn on at all and she thought I wouldn't notice LOL so she said "customer coming soon so you cum now". I was already turned off by the lack of simple directions she couldn't follow that I just concentrated hard to bust my load. To top it off, literally as I was blowing my load, she asked "shower or hot towel?.

Those are the worst experiences and looking back at my experience with her it was below average.

[Zagal]

Went to OD wellness in the morning on a mission to get a BBBJ with CIM to completion but ended up with not much of anything. I must have caught Judy at a bad time. I lay on the table and started with a decent massage, once she started grabbing around my junk I did the flip. She started giving a HJ and after a few minutes it didn't seem like she was going to start sucking so I said to her "blowjob ", she sucked for like 4 seconds then went back to HJ. I said to her again to suck and she did it for another few seconds then once again back to HJ. I said for a third time to suck and once again she did the same 4 second suck and back to HJ. So finally I stopped her and explained that I wanted a BJ with more mouth action than hand action. She then go between my legs and did the thing where she uses just her mouth to suck and rubs your nipples. She was rubbing too hard so I told her to be soft, she kept doing it hard and I stopped her again and demonstrated to be soft and not rub so aggressive. She did it a third time and now I'm irritated. I ask to fuck and she said no, ok so I tell her just jerk me off. She moved to the side of the table and pretended to answer a call (the room was dark and I saw the phone didn't even light up or anything to signal a call) and she pretends to talk to someone saying, "hello busy when you come? Ok see you in 10 min". The phone screen didn't turn on at all and she thought I wouldn't notice LOL so she said "customer coming soon so you cum now". I was already turned off by the lack of simple directions she couldn't follow that I just concentrated hard to bust my load. To top it off, literally as I was blowing my load, she asked "shower or hot towel?" Like damn can you even let me take a deep breath after blowing my load? She repeated herself since I didn't answer within a second after Cummings so I answered annoyed for a hot towel. The last time I was here was almost a year ago I think and it was slightly better but not much greater. Not giving granny another try ever again. I didn't even want to leave a tip honestly, but I ended up leaving 40 on top of the hour house fee. So that's the end of that LOL.

[AppleTree84]

What did she look like? Fit or no?

Somewhere in the middle I wouldn't quite call her fat. She was cute, big breast, and I asked for L2 and she ended up and giving me FS.

[JoshBallardBby]

Fellow mongers I keep seeing reviews about X and was wondering is that SXL? Or is it a different AMP, is it on rubmaps?

[Jinurso]

TOFT and saw Hanna a little while ago. Pic is not accurate. Big curvy butt but nowhere near as toned as pic. Not fat but slightly overweight. Comparable to Bella but with a slightly cuter face. Nothing bare and wanted $400 for FS and $200 for CBJ.

That's disappointing. Their roster is expanding but it seems like it's a lot of the same type of women lately. Thick / chubby latinas with limited menus. That's not really my thing. Although it doesn't really matter since I only see one girl at CLM anymore.

[BA4114]

Alisha I believe, she told me Jenny at first but during FS she told me her real name.

Never had anything but a dry jackhammer with no touching from a fat ass at Pacifico. I tried twice and then officially wrote the place off. God bless if anyone is getting noteworthy service, much less full service.

[Fit312]

I can visually confirm that she is at BHC.

Yeah, I figured that she was at BHC. On the way over, I asked for Anne at 819 figuring that she wasn't there, but I wasn't impressed with the girl that was available. When I got to BHC, April was already busy, so they put me in their penalty box waiting room. I got a text from another traveling girl who was at Pink Diamond or whatever they call it on Ashland, so I bailed out and went over there. Oddly enough, I thought that the girl on Ashland was previously at BHC and had aged horribly, gotten more tattoos, and lost the ability to speak English. The master ass-eater showed me the other girl's profile on WeChat given that they are apparently friends on there which added to my confusion. The girl I saw at PD was the same as before except she's lost the braces and wouldn't French kiss, leaving on the 20th.

Since the girl wanted a few minutes to pull herself together before I came over, I stopped off at a couple of places on the way. I had never been to Jennifer's, but they've been running sexy ads on bedpage, so I thought maybe they've changed. Was met by a solo granny with a mask on, so it didn't look that promising. Went by Archer and there was a cutie named Joy and a butterball with some other common name like Cindy or Sarah who seemed eager to bang. Promised to return next week and they confirmed that they will be open on Christmas. New girls on a 15 day rotation, I guess.

[GeneralObvious]

Saw Nana at Natural Healers based on the reviews here. She was great. Wonderful Thai massage, BBBJ, sucked my whole body, CFS in many positions. But I was surprised that she demanded 3 bills for FS. I didn't think any of these girls ever asked for more than 2. 2 only gets the BBBJ, and she wouldn't negotiate. Maybe I'm not as young and good-looking as some of you all claim to be. Haha. Anyway, thought I'd share, so anyone else comes prepared.

Every provider decides her own rates. I've seen increases and decreases in spas mostly. A few escorts decrease if you're a regular. It's all part of the game. Honestly, I would never pay 3 bills to have sex on a table. That same provider, if I'm into her, would get the 3 bills for sex on a bed though.

For you newbs, if you have a little game, and decent looking, get a number. Many providers will see you privately.

[Selforen11]

I know that April is back in town, but is it visually confirmed that she's at Orange? She told me that she was going to be at BHC.

I can visually confirm that she is at BHC.

[SexWithJesus69]

Alisha I believe, she told me Jenny at first but during FS she told me her real name.

What did she look like? Fit or no?

[Fantastico]

Has anybody seen her? Picture looks like she has a Zara type body but I know Clm pics are usually fake or old. Any idea if the pic is an accurate comp for her body type? Also any opinion on her face?

TOFT and saw Hanna a little while ago. Pic is not accurate. Big curvy butt but nowhere near as toned as pic. Not fat but slightly overweight. Comparable to Bella but with a slightly cuter face. Nothing bare and wanted $400 for FS and $200 for CBJ.

[AppleTree84]

Who did you have?

Alisha I believe, she told me Jenny at first but during FS she told me her real name.

[LongDStyle]

It's listed as CLOSED on RM now, and the most recent review was from October this year. For what it's worth, if that review is real, it must have closed within the last couple of months. There were regular reviews leading up to then.

I haven't been in a long, long time, way back in the Yumi days. Once she left, I felt there was no point in trying to match her.

Thanks. They use to advertise heavy in the BP days. Wasn't sure what happened since. They don't have any visibility so I had no idea they were even around. I guess they had enough clientele that they didn't need to have much visibility.

[BenBeck]

Saw Nana at Natural Healers based on the reviews here. She was great. Wonderful Thai massage, BBBJ, sucked my whole body, CFS in many positions. But I was surprised that she demanded 3 bills for FS. I didn't think any of these girls ever asked for more than 2. 2 only gets the BBBJ, and she wouldn't negotiate. Maybe I'm not as young and good-looking as some of you all claim to be. Haha. Anyway, thought I'd share, so anyone else comes prepared.

She left town a week ago, and said she'll be gone at least a month. 2. was CFS just before she left and not exactly inspired. Sure, sexy and young-ish, but kind of all business. 3. is out of the question.