Massage Parlor Reports

**Bob2118** · 12-07-22 20:31

Hello gents, long time lurker first time poster.

I had to post after my experience at Lucky Day Spa off Cornell. I went in for the first time to check the place out and was greeted by Linda, a late 20/ early 30 year old in a tight, short green dress with sheer cutouts.

Asked for an hour was told only 30 minutes available. Paid $. 5 for the hhr. Massage was mediocre, not good not bad, just middle of the road. No teasing speak of except just before the flip. She started running her hands lightly over by crack and plumbs asking if it felt good.

On the flip was straight to "what do you want" and gestures a jerk off motion. I ask what is on the menu she says "you are in charge". So I ask for FS and she states $2. I counter for $1. 5 and she agrees. She leaves after I pay the tip and returns shortly with a towel.

She pulls her too down to reveal some amazing D sized breasts. She starts rubbing her breasts on my body and then grabs the condom and puts it on. She then smiles at me and proceeds to CBJ. Once I am firm she gets on cowgirl, looking me in the eyes the whole time. After awhile we switch to missionary until the job is done. She rubs me down with a warm towel and hands me a water on the way out.

I absolutely would repeat again.

**FunGuy6** · 12-07-22 14:38

Originally Posted by DosedAgn [View Original Post]

Sunnys on Mill Plain and Sweet in east vancouver both have table showers but neither have provided me much tease. Good tease at the place in BG but no table shower.

Current talent at the former is lacking (mechanical and short on time). On my last visit she wanted "more tip, fuck too long". I denied her request.

2 weeks ago I stopped into Sunnys on millplain and met Yoyo. There have been various posts on her and don't know if she is still there. I got an hour massage and asked for hard pressure and she complied with using her elbows and knees. I was pleased. I offered 1. 4 and she accepted. She has the softest skin (very moisturized) and great breasts. The full service was nice and would repeat with her. I find her very attractive. Enjoyed a meal at the why and mish. Hope they get more ladies like her.

**Amp Guide** · 12-07-22 12:53

The girls realize service counts. Funny story. I have had the hammer action also. Girl complains about low tip as I tip other girl more. WELL SHE DID MORE. And its a major boner killer As such we all have our limits. Wait a couple of months. The rotation of girls will bring fresh meat.

Anyone have any input on Latina girls working in any AMPs seem like Ca and other cities Miami ext Phoenix have girls that are not Asian all the time. I just get tired of the same food all the time.

However the Chinese girls are the cleanest girls on the planet. Thoughts on that?

**DosedAgn** · 12-06-22 16:22

Originally Posted by JuicyOne [View Original Post]

Hi y'all,

Bad experience prompted me to finally log in here. I've had good and meh experiences over the last few years but finally ran into one of the bad ones. Didn't get her name. 40's petite, bit of tummy, no ass, shoulder length hair. Paid for hour massage. OK massage. 20 min in flip. Asks for tip up front. Been to this location a few times with great service so guard was down and went ahead and gave her $50 for a hand job. She said that wasn't enough. I showed her the inside of my pocket and said sorry that's all I brought. She left for a few minutes, came back and started literally choking a chicken on me and telling me at the same time not enough for hour. I said sorry, I'll bring more next time and motioned to the clock on the wall that we were only at 25 min now. She just acted pissed and then went for more lube while at the same time acting like her arm hurt. Another 30 seconds of chicken choking while berating me for not paying enough. At this point I just said OK you got me, dressed and left. I have lurked on this site and read quite a few reviews so I knew there were some bad ones out there so bad luck of the draw I guess. BTW I am clean cut, good looking, middle age and polite so it was all her for sure. After this experience I needed to feel good about the pursuit again so I went to the one by Home Depot in Beaverton and got Mia. She was sweet and finished nice and slow as requested.

Literally chicken choking? I'm picturing her walking in with a chicken flapping around while she choked it in an effort to exhort more money from you.

**Bhanson475** · 12-06-22 08:49

Went to place near Caliber got ADA decent looking. Went for HH her man made are heavily scared.

Massage was whatever not horrible asked for tip normal 1. 4 then proceeded with HJ I said no I want —- —- she said no I said give me my donation back.

She got cover and after a good pounding she said tired and climbed on top with oily HJ finish. I won't see her again.

Tina next on TDL.

**JuicyOne** · 12-05-22 21:26

Hi y'all,

Bad experience prompted me to finally log in here. I've had good and meh experiences over the last few years but finally ran into one of the bad ones. Didn't get her name. 40's petite, bit of tummy, no ass, shoulder length hair. Paid for hour massage. OK massage. 20 min in flip. Asks for tip up front. Been to this location a few times with great service so guard was down and went ahead and gave her $50 for a hand job. She said that wasn't enough. I showed her the inside of my pocket and said sorry that's all I brought. She left for a few minutes, came back and started literally choking a chicken on me and telling me at the same time not enough for hour. I said sorry, I'll bring more next time and motioned to the clock on the wall that we were only at 25 min now. She just acted pissed and then went for more lube while at the same time acting like her arm hurt. Another 30 seconds of chicken choking while berating me for not paying enough. At this point I just said OK you got me, dressed and left. I have lurked on this site and read quite a few reviews so I knew there were some bad ones out there so bad luck of the draw I guess. BTW I am clean cut, good looking, middle age and polite so it was all her for sure. After this experience I needed to feel good about the pursuit again so I went to the one by Home Depot in Beaverton and got Mia. She was sweet and finished nice and slow as requested.

**WarpFactor69** · 12-05-22 19:15

Originally Posted by Cojack13 [View Original Post]

Over the weekend I decided to try both these places out. First Mei Mei in Vancouver off of St. Johns. I am not pickey but I should be. All about the reporting and taking one for the team. Drew Amy a short unattractive one. Good massage and only standard ending was on the menu. Next on to Eastern off of Mill Plain in Vancouver. Drew Mei Mei I think. Older but not horrible. Basically 5 min no massage and then flip and everything was available. Wasn't horrible but I am still looking for younger talent.

The funny thing about mei mei in Vancouver is they had very explicit ads. I went there about 6 months ago and it was made clear to me nothing Beyond standard ending was available. It made me irritated that they have such explicit ads but don't deliver. Hollywood on Powell did that also and until recently I could never get anything there. But for a while a woman was there that I've done everything with another location, so I knew I would get the green light there. Now that she is left Hollywood, I don't know what the offerings are. On to the next.

**DosedAgn** · 12-05-22 18:35

Originally Posted by Cojack13 [View Original Post]

Over the weekend I decided to try both these places out. First Mei Mei in Vancouver off of St. Johns. I am not pickey but I should be. All about the reporting and taking one for the team. Drew Amy a short unattractive one. Good massage and only standard ending was on the menu. Next on to Eastern off of Mill Plain in Vancouver. Drew Mei Mei I think. Older but not horrible. Basically 5 min no massage and then flip and everything was available. Wasn't horrible but I am still looking for younger talent.

I've had the same experience at both places. Eastern is full menu but poor massage and short on time.

**OneOne9** · 12-05-22 17:51

Originally Posted by MoDick503 [View Original Post]

Hey guys lately I've been exploring the escort world and haven't gone to an AMP in a bit but have been feeling the itch. Was wondering if anyone could point me in the direction of a table shower and a great tease while on my belly. Cheers all.

Sunflower on 4th Plain offers TS / Handy and they claim to provide a TS with a 30/40 session.

**Cojack13** · 12-05-22 15:49

Over the weekend I decided to try both these places out. First Mei Mei in Vancouver off of St. Johns. I am not pickey but I should be. All about the reporting and taking one for the team. Drew Amy a short unattractive one. Good massage and only standard ending was on the menu. Next on to Eastern off of Mill Plain in Vancouver. Drew Mei Mei I think. Older but not horrible. Basically 5 min no massage and then flip and everything was available. Wasn't horrible but I am still looking for younger talent.

**DosedAgn** · 12-05-22 15:18

Any info on the longview place on 14th?

Via text I confirmed prices (40/60) and take shower on site. Curious about talent and services.

**DosedAgn** · 12-05-22 15:15

Originally Posted by MoDick503 [View Original Post]

Hey guys lately I've been exploring the escort world and haven't gone to an AMP in a bit but have been feeling the itch. Was wondering if anyone could point me in the direction of a table shower and a great tease while on my belly. Cheers all.

Sunnys on Mill Plain and Sweet in east vancouver both have table showers but neither have provided me much tease. Good tease at the place in BG but no table shower.

Current talent at the former is lacking (mechanical and short on time). On my last visit she wanted "more tip, fuck too long". I denied her request.

**MoDick503** · 12-05-22 14:56

Hey guys lately I've been exploring the escort world and haven't gone to an AMP in a bit but have been feeling the itch. Was wondering if anyone could point me in the direction of a table shower and a great tease while on my belly. Cheers all.

**Dexxzy** · 12-05-22 11:14

Originally Posted by NoFearToTry [View Original Post]

Yes mia did leave yesterday, she is in another state now, not anywhere local. Sasa left the day before and so the rotations continue. Lala was there yesterday too, she was previously over on mcloughlin on the back side of the car dealership. Now I wonder who is there now?

A little bummed out, cause I wanted to see Mia again. When she said she was leaving next month, there was a little miscommunication as I thought it was in a month, not literally the beginning on the next month.