Massage Parlor Reports

**NoFearToTry** · 12-11-22 11:51

Originally Posted by Sancho1999 [View Original Post]

I did not start out at CNE I intended to go to Zen on Hall for PM with Leah. It being a Saturday I said to myself if Leah was busy, I will push on to CNE. I got to west side and then text Leah and she told me she would be out of town until next year, so I pushed on. I got near CNE and text the store and was told to come in.

I was met by a small 40 plus year old spinner who was not bad on the eyes (TO ME). She was wearing a short skirt and small tank top. I am in my advanced years and in my experience the mature ones give better service. Anyhow we walked down to the room, and I put my arm around her, and she returned the hug and then squeezed the Charmin, so I reached under her skirt and squeezed back and then went into a room. I paid 50 for 30 and she said she would be back in 5 minutes. I could hear voices coming from next door so if you were there and I cut into your session I won't apologize I will say sucks for you we've all been there, LOL.

As for zen she left shortly after turkey day, will be gone till first part of January if I understand right. i stopped in as well after she left ,i did not stay either did not get my interest.

CNE, I know exactly who is there, and your experience was good, could have been worse could have been better. The time shortage when the girls are working alone is a pain but they don't want to let you and your money walk out the door. But they know there are 2 other places so close as well, so close you can throw a rock and hit one and throw the rock twice to the other one.

**Sancho1999** · 12-10-22 21:40

I am going to B*T*CH a little and then try to leave here on a good note.

I stopped posting here because there are so many lurkers here that don't share that it gives me the SH**s. Also, I posted about an outing, and it was questioned. So, I will just say this about that, "even a blind pig sometimes finds a truffle. " With that said I had an excellent outing today of all places at CNE.

I did not start out at CNE I intended to go to Zen on Hall for PM with Leah. It being a Saturday I said to myself if Leah was busy, I will push on to CNE. I got to west side and then text Leah and she told me she would be out of town until next year, so I pushed on. I got near CNE and text the store and was told to come in.

I was met by a small 40 plus year old spinner who was not bad on the eyes (TO ME). She was wearing a short skirt and small tank top. I am in my advanced years and in my experience the mature ones give better service. Anyhow we walked down to the room, and I put my arm around her, and she returned the hug and then squeezed the Charmin, so I reached under her skirt and squeezed back and then went into a room. I paid 50 for 30 and she said she would be back in 5 minutes. I could hear voices coming from next door so if you were there and I cut into your session I won't apologize I will say sucks for you we've all been there, LOL.

I got undressed and instead of lying on my stomach and waiting for a rub I laid on my back and partially covered myself with a towel and began teasing myself. I was 's hard when she came in and said, "hi, I can help you with that" She lifted the towel and took over and began pinching my nipples. She then asked, "what do you want?" I reached under her skirt and between her legs and said, "I want this here" and pointed to my face. So, she lifted her skirt and dropped her panties then got on top me 69. She worked me with her hand and mouth, and I clamped on her like a remora. As I mentioned I am in my advanced years, so I stopped my daily JO / edging and keep it for the weekend outings. Her technique was good thus I did not last long. After I finished, she left and came back to wipe me down but dropped a hot washcloth on my face before she started. It was funny as hell. I got dressed and she met me in the hall, and I asked her, "do you do everything" she shushed me, kissed me and said yes. I will return MOFOs. HJ BJ PM DATY RIM. 50/50.

Happy holidays.

Feliz Navidad.

Feliz Anyo Nuevo.

Melle Kalaki Maka.

Hau 'oli Makahiki Hou!

**KitWalker1967** · 12-10-22 19:09

Here's the review of Shangri-La in Beaverton that I just left over on RM:

After having read some of the reviews for this parlor, I decided I would drop in while I'm in town visiting family this weekend. Entered and only waited maybe ten seconds before I was greeted by tiny spinner Lee-Lee. Maybe 4'10", 35 years old, short black hair, wearing a cute skirt that barely covered her ass. She walked me down the hallway to the fifth room on the end. With it being my first visit, I decided to just go with a 30 minute session. The room was decent sized & well decorated, and has a really high ceiling that made me wonder what this place used to be. I did my normal routine of laying out $60 by my clothes, to minimize any post-flip conversation. Hopped up on the standard-issue massage table and noticed there were two hand towels, one folded and the other unfolded. I figured the unfolded one was supposed to be draped over my ass, which caused a humorous ice-breaking moment when Lee-Lee returned. She walked in, laughed, then pulled the tiny towel off of my ass and let me know it was actually meant to rest between my junk and the sheet that covered the table. She got to work after we quit laughing, oiling me up and working her forearms and elbows into me just the way I needed. Considering she'd already seen what I was working with, I went ahead and softly ran my hands over her legs and ass as she moved on top of and around the table. Asked her if she'd been busy and she replied I was only her second customer of the day. Otherwise light conversation; she didn't ask the usual have you been here before and I didn't ask how long she'd been there. After the hot towel wipe-down, she lightly ran her fingertips all over me and started teasing my cock & balls. She eventually had me flip and whispered something while she made the universal HE motion. When I asked about possibly getting a BJ instead, she made that sucking air between her teeth sound that told me it wasn't her thing. So then I motioned for her to pull her blouse open, which she did. She then took care of things as I swirled my tongue around her nipples. Nice, slow strokes and no jack-hammering at all, even when I laid back and she started sucking my nipples. She cleaned me up after my finish, kissed my cheek, then unexpectedly started part two of her massage. While she was stretching my arms and legs, she climbed on top of me in some kind of wrestler move and actually managed to pop my hips and messed up lower back. For such a tiny lady, she's damn strong. She then helped me get dressed and gave me a nice hug & kiss, along with a bottle of water. Asked about getting a business card with her name on it, but they didn't have any cards at the front desk. I'll definitely come back.

**TheIceGuy** · 12-10-22 18:49

Visitor in town, got some good recommendations so I settled on Oriental Massage.

Forgot her name, but pretty cute maybe 30's petite body with nice small tits / big nips.

Wearing a cute white skirt outfit thing, she brings me into the room and I tell her an hour. Now, I only brought 160 even though it was advised to bring 2. Didn't even bring wallet so I couldn't run to atm which was a bummer.

Anyway, she starts a super weak massage which is expected these days unfortunately. I tell her I'm from Boston and she has no clue so I say NY. Tells me how many young pretty girls there but I wouldn't know because I'm not actually from NY. Location becomes relevant shortly.

Anyway after like 5 minutes it's flip and negotiation time. I hate this part. But I got hopeful when she said I must be used to lower prices (which is partially true), so I got excited thinking I was going to get a deal. Nope. For my remaining money I could either get a nude HJ or clothed CBJ. I even had to negotiate if I could finger her or just rub the clit. Jesus. Needless to say I was mushroom dick at this point.

However, as miserable as that sounded, once we finished and she started, it was actually fantastic. She crawled on the table to ride me and grind against my dick like we were fucking. While begging me to fuck her. Once hard she jumps off and starts giving an amazing hand job while talking about how badly she wanted to fuck some more. It was a nice change from the girls I'm used to who are mostly mechanical and never mention sex. I said "let's do it then" and she giggled with both of us knowing I didn't pay enough so that was a big no. But it was still nice to hear her even pretend she wanted to fuck. Really helped the mood and got me to pop much quicker than girls back home.

So overall impressions versus Boston.

Tougher negotiations.

Definitely FAR more open in negotiations (while maybe 5-10% girls back home do FS).

This particular girl was probably top 10 I've been with for looks.

Her actual performance was easily top 5, and possibly top 3.

So next time I come, I'll bring 2 to get the full experience. May go back to oriental or try somewhere new but I went from nearly walking out to having a pretty enjoyable session.

See you in a few weeks Portland.

**Hive Chicago** · 12-09-22 20:20

Originally Posted by Tungsten99 [View Original Post]

There haven't been any recent reports on the place near Pappy's on 82nd, and it had been more than a year since I'd been there, so I decided to stop in.

Greeted by Bella, a thin girl who says she's 32, wearIng a short, plain, blue dress. I opted for an hour ($70).

A quick look at Rubmaps (no subscription) shows reports on Bella at this place going back a long time.

Lame massage for about 25 min, hot towel, then flip. I said I wanted everything. She said OK. I asked how much. She just said "You get now. " I grabbed what I was willing to pay (140), gave it to her, and she responded by shaking her head and saying "More". I told her it was all I had. After a pause, she gave the "It's OK this time, but next time more" speech.

Activities were CBJ / cfs in cg / mish -- she really bounced in the cg. I like skinny girls with natural tits, so this was very enjoyable for me. She had a good attitude once we got past the negotiations, and it was one of the better FS experiences I've had at an AMP.

Afterwards I asked for the "preferred pricing" since she'd found my tip lacking, and this is what she said:

HJ: 60.

Naked HJ: 100.

CBJ: 140.

CFS: 200 (she added that repeat customers might be able to do 160-180 depending on the girl).

No way I'd go 200 on top of the house fee for any AMP. You can get a solid TNA girl for that total cost.

I might return and see if the 140 would fly again -- but it seems that the GPS is strong there.

I got by with 70 at the door and 140 for full service, by saying I'd been there before. Petite, good looking mid 30's Chinese with good covered BJ skills and cowgirl to finish. Really sweet girl, and had a good time.

**Benson008** · 12-08-22 21:15

Originally Posted by ******** [View Original Post]

The girls realize service counts. Funny story. I have had the hammer action also. Girl complains about low tip as I tip other girl more. WELL SHE DID MORE. And its a major boner killer As such we all have our limits. Wait a couple of months. The rotation of girls will bring fresh meat.

Anyone have any input on Latina girls working in any AMPs seem like Ca and other cities Miami ext Phoenix have girls that are not Asian all the time. I just get tired of the same food all the time.

However the Chinese girls are the cleanest girls on the planet. Thoughts on that?

In Chico, Sacramento, and in Ceres, California you can get Latinas that rotate in with the local Chinese, but my experience leans more toward the Chinese as being more hygienic and leaning into the experience instead of the way that Latinas quote a price and process the meat. Next!

**Bob2118** · 12-07-22 20:31

Hello gents, long time lurker first time poster.

I had to post after my experience at Lucky Day Spa off Cornell. I went in for the first time to check the place out and was greeted by Linda, a late 20/ early 30 year old in a tight, short green dress with sheer cutouts.

Asked for an hour was told only 30 minutes available. Paid $. 5 for the hhr. Massage was mediocre, not good not bad, just middle of the road. No teasing speak of except just before the flip. She started running her hands lightly over by crack and plumbs asking if it felt good.

On the flip was straight to "what do you want" and gestures a jerk off motion. I ask what is on the menu she says "you are in charge". So I ask for FS and she states $2. I counter for $1. 5 and she agrees. She leaves after I pay the tip and returns shortly with a towel.

She pulls her too down to reveal some amazing D sized breasts. She starts rubbing her breasts on my body and then grabs the condom and puts it on. She then smiles at me and proceeds to CBJ. Once I am firm she gets on cowgirl, looking me in the eyes the whole time. After awhile we switch to missionary until the job is done. She rubs me down with a warm towel and hands me a water on the way out.

I absolutely would repeat again.

**FunGuy6** · 12-07-22 14:38

Originally Posted by DosedAgn [View Original Post]

Sunnys on Mill Plain and Sweet in east vancouver both have table showers but neither have provided me much tease. Good tease at the place in BG but no table shower.

Current talent at the former is lacking (mechanical and short on time). On my last visit she wanted "more tip, fuck too long". I denied her request.

2 weeks ago I stopped into Sunnys on millplain and met Yoyo. There have been various posts on her and don't know if she is still there. I got an hour massage and asked for hard pressure and she complied with using her elbows and knees. I was pleased. I offered 1. 4 and she accepted. She has the softest skin (very moisturized) and great breasts. The full service was nice and would repeat with her. I find her very attractive. Enjoyed a meal at the why and mish. Hope they get more ladies like her.

**Amp Guide** · 12-07-22 12:53

The girls realize service counts. Funny story. I have had the hammer action also. Girl complains about low tip as I tip other girl more. WELL SHE DID MORE. And its a major boner killer As such we all have our limits. Wait a couple of months. The rotation of girls will bring fresh meat.

Anyone have any input on Latina girls working in any AMPs seem like Ca and other cities Miami ext Phoenix have girls that are not Asian all the time. I just get tired of the same food all the time.

However the Chinese girls are the cleanest girls on the planet. Thoughts on that?

**DosedAgn** · 12-06-22 16:22

Originally Posted by JuicyOne [View Original Post]

Hi y'all,

Bad experience prompted me to finally log in here. I've had good and meh experiences over the last few years but finally ran into one of the bad ones. Didn't get her name. 40's petite, bit of tummy, no ass, shoulder length hair. Paid for hour massage. OK massage. 20 min in flip. Asks for tip up front. Been to this location a few times with great service so guard was down and went ahead and gave her $50 for a hand job. She said that wasn't enough. I showed her the inside of my pocket and said sorry that's all I brought. She left for a few minutes, came back and started literally choking a chicken on me and telling me at the same time not enough for hour. I said sorry, I'll bring more next time and motioned to the clock on the wall that we were only at 25 min now. She just acted pissed and then went for more lube while at the same time acting like her arm hurt. Another 30 seconds of chicken choking while berating me for not paying enough. At this point I just said OK you got me, dressed and left. I have lurked on this site and read quite a few reviews so I knew there were some bad ones out there so bad luck of the draw I guess. BTW I am clean cut, good looking, middle age and polite so it was all her for sure. After this experience I needed to feel good about the pursuit again so I went to the one by Home Depot in Beaverton and got Mia. She was sweet and finished nice and slow as requested.

Literally chicken choking? I'm picturing her walking in with a chicken flapping around while she choked it in an effort to exhort more money from you.

**Bhanson475** · 12-06-22 08:49

Went to place near Caliber got ADA decent looking. Went for HH her man made are heavily scared.

Massage was whatever not horrible asked for tip normal 1. 4 then proceeded with HJ I said no I want —- —- she said no I said give me my donation back.

She got cover and after a good pounding she said tired and climbed on top with oily HJ finish. I won't see her again.

Tina next on TDL.

**JuicyOne** · 12-05-22 21:26

Hi y'all,

Bad experience prompted me to finally log in here. I've had good and meh experiences over the last few years but finally ran into one of the bad ones. Didn't get her name. 40's petite, bit of tummy, no ass, shoulder length hair. Paid for hour massage. OK massage. 20 min in flip. Asks for tip up front. Been to this location a few times with great service so guard was down and went ahead and gave her $50 for a hand job. She said that wasn't enough. I showed her the inside of my pocket and said sorry that's all I brought. She left for a few minutes, came back and started literally choking a chicken on me and telling me at the same time not enough for hour. I said sorry, I'll bring more next time and motioned to the clock on the wall that we were only at 25 min now. She just acted pissed and then went for more lube while at the same time acting like her arm hurt. Another 30 seconds of chicken choking while berating me for not paying enough. At this point I just said OK you got me, dressed and left. I have lurked on this site and read quite a few reviews so I knew there were some bad ones out there so bad luck of the draw I guess. BTW I am clean cut, good looking, middle age and polite so it was all her for sure. After this experience I needed to feel good about the pursuit again so I went to the one by Home Depot in Beaverton and got Mia. She was sweet and finished nice and slow as requested.

**WarpFactor69** · 12-05-22 19:15

Originally Posted by Cojack13 [View Original Post]

Over the weekend I decided to try both these places out. First Mei Mei in Vancouver off of St. Johns. I am not pickey but I should be. All about the reporting and taking one for the team. Drew Amy a short unattractive one. Good massage and only standard ending was on the menu. Next on to Eastern off of Mill Plain in Vancouver. Drew Mei Mei I think. Older but not horrible. Basically 5 min no massage and then flip and everything was available. Wasn't horrible but I am still looking for younger talent.

The funny thing about mei mei in Vancouver is they had very explicit ads. I went there about 6 months ago and it was made clear to me nothing Beyond standard ending was available. It made me irritated that they have such explicit ads but don't deliver. Hollywood on Powell did that also and until recently I could never get anything there. But for a while a woman was there that I've done everything with another location, so I knew I would get the green light there. Now that she is left Hollywood, I don't know what the offerings are. On to the next.

**DosedAgn** · 12-05-22 18:35

Originally Posted by Cojack13 [View Original Post]

Over the weekend I decided to try both these places out. First Mei Mei in Vancouver off of St. Johns. I am not pickey but I should be. All about the reporting and taking one for the team. Drew Amy a short unattractive one. Good massage and only standard ending was on the menu. Next on to Eastern off of Mill Plain in Vancouver. Drew Mei Mei I think. Older but not horrible. Basically 5 min no massage and then flip and everything was available. Wasn't horrible but I am still looking for younger talent.

I've had the same experience at both places. Eastern is full menu but poor massage and short on time.

**OneOne9** · 12-05-22 17:51

Originally Posted by MoDick503 [View Original Post]

Hey guys lately I've been exploring the escort world and haven't gone to an AMP in a bit but have been feeling the itch. Was wondering if anyone could point me in the direction of a table shower and a great tease while on my belly. Cheers all.

Sunflower on 4th Plain offers TS / Handy and they claim to provide a TS with a 30/40 session.