Massage Parlor Reports

**BurtForPres** · 12-04-22 00:00

Just had a totally bizzare visit to this joint. Been on my radar for a while now, but I can safely say this one can be skipped. The place itself is totally weird. It's basically a small house they converted into a massage joint. The room the massage was in was basically a big home office with a futon and table setup in it. It's more massage joint renovated than that makes it seem, but overall it's just so odd. All carpeted too.

Anyway, the mamasan was just one lady. Decently asian mommy, not a stunner by any means. English was pretty good. I think she owns the place by herself. Less mamasan, more MT kinda deal. She let me do the back undraped, and the massage was like 70% tease, but tease with no actual goods contact. Tons of ass and around the asshole rubbing and thigh stroking.

On the flip, she insisted on keeping jr covered up. Rejected on the leg and ass patting while she worked my chest too. Seriously frustrating after the tease marathon she just did. To skip the rigamarole, it ended in a very coaxed DIY. Tipped 10, she insisted on 20. Hard pass in the future.

Anotherone to add to the crap list.

**Guy2021** · 12-03-22 16:54

Originally Posted by MassErrection [View Original Post]

Decided to try best time massage in Hudson for a change of scenery. Was welcomed in with a warm smile, smothering look, so I took that as a great chance for some action. I got naked laid down uncovered, few minutes later someone walks in then out then this giant meathead walks in, "get your underwear on and get out" I'm thinking wft, so I rush my clothes on and walk out the door while body guard stares at me. I say, "what's your fucking problem", he says, "you're not allowed to be naked" I laughed, said "good luck staying open. " Best time it wasn't. Stay away.

This one has been totally legit for some time. The bouncer guy is a new one! LOL.

**Dream44** · 12-03-22 11:04

Originally Posted by ThorsDad [View Original Post]

I tried this new place sadly I have to report just massage no hint of anything else. Massage was good but nothin else.

Interesting about legit.

I stopped there on my way to Lucky Massage in St Michaels to check it out. Walked in and saw curtains. I asked if there were any rooms with doors. Middle aged to older Chinese woman said no. I also asked if anyone else was working and she said no. Decided to leave and head to Lucky which is always good time.

**LastsLonger** · 12-02-22 09:47

Originally Posted by MassErrection [View Original Post]

Decided to try best time massage in Hudson for a change of scenery. Was welcomed in with a warm smile, smothering look, so I took that as a great chance for some action. I got naked laid down uncovered, few minutes later someone walks in then out then this giant meathead walks in, "get your underwear on and get out" I'm thinking wft, so I rush my clothes on and walk out the door while body guard stares at me. I say, "what's your fucking problem", he says, "you're not allowed to be naked" I laughed, said "good luck staying open. " Best time it wasn't. Stay away.

Seriously! That is freaking odd, I have enjoyed there its been quite awhile though! That cracks me up, and probably scary at the same time for being startled!

**Ddys11** · 12-02-22 07:21

Originally Posted by MassErrection [View Original Post]

Decided to try best time massage in Hudson for a change of scenery. Was welcomed in with a warm smile, smothering look, so I took that as a great chance for some action. I got naked laid down uncovered, few minutes later someone walks in then out then this giant meathead walks in, "get your underwear on and get out" I'm thinking wft, so I rush my clothes on and walk out the door while body guard stares at me. I say, "what's your fucking problem", he says, "you're not allowed to be naked" I laughed, said "good luck staying open. " Best time it wasn't. Stay away.

He probably thought you were a big dick! Haha! Crazy having a bouncer. Thanks for the report.

**ThorsDad** · 12-02-22 01:28

Yes, Green Spa

Originally Posted by LastsLonger [View Original Post]

Green Spa?

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**MassErrection** · 12-01-22 20:07

Decided to try best time massage in Hudson for a change of scenery. Was welcomed in with a warm smile, smothering look, so I took that as a great chance for some action. I got naked laid down uncovered, few minutes later someone walks in then out then this giant meathead walks in, "get your underwear on and get out" I'm thinking wft, so I rush my clothes on and walk out the door while body guard stares at me. I say, "what's your fucking problem", he says, "you're not allowed to be naked" I laughed, said "good luck staying open. " Best time it wasn't. Stay away.

**LastsLonger** · 12-01-22 12:03

Originally Posted by ThorsDad [View Original Post]

I tried this new place sadly I have to report just massage no hint of anything else. Massage was good but nothin else.

Green Spa?

**ThorsDad** · 11-30-22 15:18

I tried this new place sadly I have to report just massage no hint of anything else. Massage was good but nothin else.

**Cool Calm Pete** · 11-30-22 12:06

Originally Posted by Pga231 [View Original Post]

Appreciate the heads up, I was interested when I saw her ad. What's the scam?

Asking for a deposit via PayPal as friend / family. 50% down or whatever. So like $60 and a vague address.

**Pga231** · 11-30-22 09:19

Originally Posted by CoolCalmPete [View Original Post]

Another scammer out there.

https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/h...562570276.html

Most guys here probably have the common sense. Just wanted to point it out so nobody else wastes their time.

Appreciate the heads up, I was interested when I saw her ad. What's the scam?

**Cool Calm Pete** · 11-29-22 21:23

Another scammer out there.

https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/h...562570276.html

Most guys here probably have the common sense. Just wanted to point it out so nobody else wastes their time.