Massage Parlor Reports

[AmpMonger18]

Just a shitty night for me trying to hit up a StL AMP scene. Ended up at don't Li, and it was AWFUL. THE WORST. I've been there in the past and Kew it to be kinda reliable like BF. But I'd never experienced the low walls thing like this. Some dude came into the next room and it was fucking awful. Like, 20 of the loudest zippers I've ever heard going up and down, the flopping around and constantly clearing phlegm like he was dying of covid and doing weirdo moaning sounds. It was disgusting. Was only offered DIY, and this was the first time in my life, Hundreds of AMP visits with all varying degrees of success, that I could not finish. Because there was what sounded like a diseased and dying cow 5 ft. Away.

So the next stop was Sakura. I've gotten lucky there before, and I know it's very clean, private, smells good, everything that Sun Li isn't. Only DIY offered, despite my pleas. But it was a solid experience and I'd recommend, if you're cool with strictly DIY.

Sometimes it's just not your day. You have to learn to focus and block out the noises. I have been to places with solid walls and you can still hear activity in the other rooms. In Vegas, I heard a session with bodies slapping, the masseuse moaning, and beds squeaking and sliding all over the non carpeted floors. I wanted to clap and give them a standing ovation when they were finished. However, never lost focus on my own massage and finish. Hang in there. Sounds like you need more private providers or start wearing noise canceling ear phones to the AMPs.

[Elnino1978]

I wanted to ask my fellow mongers if any may know what Toni may offer in way of "fetishes"?

https://rubmd.com/st-louis-mo/a08ac7...1-adf8391a3f1c

In her ad she mentions fetishes and to request them prior to visit. I see prostate massage, but she refers to more available in ad. I always wanted to visit her but not had the chance. Those ta-tas look amazing.

Thanks for any info or help, and you can pm if ok.

ElNino.

[AmpMonger18]

Just a shitty night for me trying to hit up a StL AMP scene. Ended up at don't Li, and it was AWFUL. THE WORST. I've been there in the past and Kew it to be kinda reliable like BF. But I'd never experienced the low walls thing like this. Some dude came into the next room and it was fucking awful. Like, 20 of the loudest zippers I've ever heard going up and down, the flopping around and constantly clearing phlegm like he was dying of covid and doing weirdo moaning sounds. It was disgusting. Was only offered DIY, and this was the first time in my life, Hundreds of AMP visits with all varying degrees of success, that I could not finish. Because there was what sounded like a diseased and dying cow 5 ft. Away.

So the next stop was Sakura. I've gotten lucky there before, and I know it's very clean, private, smells good, everything that Sun Li isn't. Only DIY offered, despite my pleas. But it was a solid experience and I'd recommend, if you're cool with strictly DIY.

Sometimes it's just not your day. You have to learn to focus and block out the noises. I have been to places with solid walls and you can still hear activity in the other rooms. In Vegas, I heard a session with bodies slapping, the masseuse moaning, and beds squeaking and sliding all over the non carpeted floors. I wanted to clap and give them a standing ovation when they were finished. However, never lost focus on my own massage and finish. Hang in there. Sounds like you need more private providers or start wearing noise canceling ear phones to the AMPs.

[Billaffton]

Tell us who don't know about what Apple has to offer?

Yes please!

[Billaffton]

Sharon is still working. She doesn't advertise (does that make her UTR?) And yes, you need to look businesslike, bring a folder or something like that LOL. Seniors message for number.

Would also like her number. The best I have found is a good looking MILF named Jenn who now stays off Hampton.

[Billaffton]

I don't think you were messing with us. I think she got freaked out, by the huge influx of interest out of nowhere. She was polite, but surprised. Your contributions are appreciated.

I was able to get ahold of her and set up an appointment. Then she cancelled on me.

[Billaffton]

Yes, please.

Would definitely like her number. I've been on here a while. Not sure what entails being a senior member.

[Billaffton]

Anyone have any experience with her?

https://rubmd.com/st-louis-mo/1b005c...2-90433e08c285

I'll be going through town this weekend and was considering getting a massage. Ad is a little short on details and I can't find any reviews.

She is a bigger girl. Been around a long time. She is a nice girl. Goes straight for the HE.

[Jfouquet]

This has been all too often the story with Lindsey. Personally I tried twice. The first time we agreed on a day and time. On the morning of the appointment she ghosted me. I tried again a couple of weeks later. Set a date and time. The morning of the appointment she gave me the location of her condo complex but not her exact address. Told me to text her when I reached the parking lot. I did just that and right on time. No response.

I'm busy, but I don't miss appointments and I don't ghost people. Who knows. She might just be scatterbrained, just plain crazy or it could be bad habits. Regardless, it's best to avoid all of that. There are plenty of providers who behave with courtesy and professionalism so there's no reason to waste time with types like Lindsey. Plus, who knows how she'll behave even if you do get "the honor" of actually seeing her.

Toss her on the pile with the rest of the train wrecks and move on.

Derosa couldn't have put his experience in better words. I bet a lot of us have had the much of the same with Lindsey.

[SweetnNaughty1]

Apple is back but she is at B&F Massage on Manchester if you remember her.

Tell us who don't know about what Apple has to offer?

[FartCity]

Just a shitty night for me trying to hit up a StL AMP scene. Ended up at don't Li, and it was AWFUL. THE WORST. I've been there in the past and Kew it to be kinda reliable like BF. But I'd never experienced the low walls thing like this. Some dude came into the next room and it was fucking awful. Like, 20 of the loudest zippers I've ever heard going up and down, the flopping around and constantly clearing phlegm like he was dying of covid and doing weirdo moaning sounds. It was disgusting. Was only offered DIY, and this was the first time in my life, Hundreds of AMP visits with all varying degrees of success, that I could not finish. Because there was what sounded like a diseased and dying cow 5 ft. Away.

So the next stop was Sakura. I've gotten lucky there before, and I know it's very clean, private, smells good, everything that Sun Li isn't. Only DIY offered, despite my pleas. But it was a solid experience and I'd recommend, if you're cool with strictly DIY.

[Derosa]

You would be ghosted probably after you reach the place she wanted you to come or by chance if you are lucky it be a less than average meet.

This has been all too often the story with Lindsey. Personally I tried twice. The first time we agreed on a day and time. On the morning of the appointment she ghosted me. I tried again a couple of weeks later. Set a date and time. The morning of the appointment she gave me the location of her condo complex but not her exact address. Told me to text her when I reached the parking lot. I did just that and right on time. No response.

I'm busy, but I don't miss appointments and I don't ghost people. Who knows. She might just be scatterbrained, just plain crazy or it could be bad habits. Regardless, it's best to avoid all of that. There are plenty of providers who behave with courtesy and professionalism so there's no reason to waste time with types like Lindsey. Plus, who knows how she'll behave even if you do get "the honor" of actually seeing her.

Toss her on the pile with the rest of the train wrecks and move on.

[ZachAlex]

Search for Toni. I've never seen her but trust the reports are real. If you desire huge breasts, she seems to have them. And they're natural. Jenny is another. Hers are absolutely spectacular but there will be scheduling challenges because she is extremely busy. I'd suggest both. I've never seen Toni.

I appreciate the response. I've been to both. Toni was nice but her stomach is the same size as her breasts, a tad bit bigger than what I'm after. Jenny is good, went once and while I left happy it just felt very mechanical, paid for an hour and it lasted maybe 30 minutes. Ill probably go back to Jenny at some point. Just looking to add more to the list.

[Topgun114]

I've seen Toni a few times. Nice safe area in St. Chuck. She has a real massage table downstairs, candles, etc. Sweet girl, used to be porn star, but don't mention that, she doesn't like to talk about it. Massage is OK, not super. Huge breasts, feel nice. She's a BBW. Finish can be Russian or HJ. Shower and bathroom right there by table. Believe it was 2+ when I went last. Have not repeated after a few times just because it was nice, but not great. Certainly worthwhile to see if she's your type.

Search for Toni. I've never seen her but trust the reports are real. If you desire huge breasts, she seems to have them. And they're natural. Jenny is another. Hers are absolutely spectacular but there will be scheduling challenges because she is extremely busy. I'd suggest both. I've never seen Toni.

[ZachAlex]

Went to B&F. Good massage only offered DIY, not wild about it. Probably won't be returning.