Massage Parlor Reports

**Pga231** · 11-30-22 10:19

Originally Posted by CoolCalmPete [View Original Post]

Another scammer out there.

https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/h...562570276.html

Most guys here probably have the common sense. Just wanted to point it out so nobody else wastes their time.

Appreciate the heads up, I was interested when I saw her ad. What's the scam?

**Cool Calm Pete** · 11-29-22 22:23

Another scammer out there.

https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/h...562570276.html

Most guys here probably have the common sense. Just wanted to point it out so nobody else wastes their time.

**LastsLonger** · 11-28-22 12:36

https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/h...561611710.html

Thought I'd ask. On RM as we'll but didn't see any reviews and not a member.

**LastsLonger** · 11-28-22 00:14

Originally Posted by KrangleVerse [View Original Post]

You mean Harmony Massage north of Roseville?? Or the one in Brainerd.

Can be pretty certain it's not Brainerd.

**KrangleVerse** · 11-27-22 07:39

Originally Posted by MassErrection [View Original Post]

Harmony spa! Nice talent revolved throughout the years. One of them worked at Beauty Spa in St Michael. Great service BTW.

You mean Harmony Massage north of Roseville?? Or the one in Brainerd.

**LastsLonger** · 11-26-22 18:30

Originally Posted by MassErrection [View Original Post]

Harmony spa! Nice talent revolved throughout the years. One of them worked at Beauty Spa in St Michael. Great service BTW.

Ahhh that makes more sense!

**Pmuas** · 11-26-22 17:11

Originally Posted by MassErrection [View Original Post]

Harmony spa! Nice talent revolved throughout the years. One of them worked at Beauty Spa in St Michael. Great service BTW.

Long time lurker, always wanted to try. Never been to a AMP before. Where would this Harmony Spa be at. DM me please.

**Member #6379** · 11-26-22 17:04

Sorry. Where is harmony located. I googled mpls and it's not there.

**ThorsDad** · 11-26-22 15:36

I would love to know name of this place so I could check it out.

Originally Posted by BurtForPres [View Original Post]

Scoped out a little joint over in and St Paul by hwy 120 & 36. The google reviews indicated it used to be legit, then sold to new management. The AMP kinda management LOL.

Long story short, L1 at a pretty good rate. Totaled 85 for the service (50 house fee for 30 min, haggled 35 tip).

The massage was really less of a massage, more of a "we doing this?" Kinda introduction. A few shoves on the back while straddling, then some sliding of the lower back and legs, and finally the tease to confirm.

Mamasan was probably 40 to 50, petite, no tits but way perky nipples. Got to do a tiny bit of nip licking while she worked. I don't think there is any more than that available. She had jeans on and the sliding door was like 2 inches ajar.

All in all, I was in and out in about 20 minutes. Not rushed, but I just skipped the intro shitty massage and skipped to the good part.

For the price though, it's not bad. Going rate these days is at least 40 on top of house fee as far as I've seen. If you're in the area and need a quick cheapish service, not a bad spot.

Coincidentally, I was just doing laundry and visited in the downtime. The laundry joint was in the same strip mall as another potential AMP. They were closed, but looks like another L1 joint.

**AdoroCulo** · 11-26-22 14:40

Originally Posted by BurtForPres [View Original Post]

And here comes the brigade of mongers and their torrent of pm's! Good luck bud loool.

He wouldn't get a torrent of PMs if the name / location of the spa were more obvious. The reason we post reviews is so other mongers have info, not to withhold it or to play Penthouse Forum.

**MassErrection** · 11-26-22 13:14

Originally Posted by BurtForPres [View Original Post]

And here comes the brigade of mongers and their torrent of pm's! Good luck bud loool.

Harmony spa! Nice talent revolved throughout the years. One of them worked at Beauty Spa in St Michael. Great service BTW.

**BurtForPres** · 11-25-22 20:53

Originally Posted by Poogs [View Original Post]

Went to HS Massage on Wednesday before me and my wife left for Thanksgiving. I have been to this place a few times and have seen the two girls who regularly work there (they are okay, younger than 40, will do HE) but I wanted to try someone else. I called ahead and asked for a new girl and they set me up with someone. So I showed up a few minutes early, got taken to the room, and started to undress. I was on the table when the girl came in. I looked up at her, she was pretty cute for an AMP girl. She was thin, small boobs and a nice butt. She said "hi nice to see you again", I asked if I had seen her before, she said no but she's seen me at the AMP and said she thought I was very handsome. Off to a great start.

The massage was a solid 7/10. She spread my legs and sat between them and rubbed my butt / lower back and legs. She talked to me a little bit, her English was better than most. After she finished rubbing me (and laying down what I thought were hints) she asked me to flip. Usually the flip happens when there are like 20 minutes left, but I looked that the clock and I'd only been there for like 30, so I thought maybe she was trying to speed things up. When I was on my stomach, she had no towel covering my butt. When I did the flip she laid the towel over my butt so when I flipped nothing would be out. Totally fine, I don't ever expect to get an HE and so far the massage was great.

She started by standing next to me and rubbing my legs. She would look at my eyes and smile, then look at the bulge in the towel. She started sliding the towel up from the bottom and saw my sack. She made a gasp and looked at me and said "So big!" I didn't mention this before but I was stoned out of my mind and her reaction was really cute and funny so I started laughing, which made her laugh too. She slid the towel back up, only revealing my balls, and touched them a bit.

It felt good. She slid the towel back down, and put her hand on my shoulder and said "I shouldn't touch, I have a boyfriend." I'm like "hey that's okay, we don't have to do anything, the massage has been great so far!" She nodded and kept working on my arms. Every once and a while she would comment about how I was handsome, I tell her she was really cute, and she'd cop a feel on my goods. It was a lot of teasing and then eventually she grabbed my shaft and commented on the size of it too.

And here comes the brigade of mongers and their torrent of pm's! Good luck bud loool.

**LastsLonger** · 11-25-22 18:00

Originally Posted by Poogs [View Original Post]

Went to HS Massage on Wednesday before me and my wife left for Thanksgiving. I have been to this place a few times and have seen the two girls who regularly work there (they are okay, younger than 40, will do HE) but I wanted to try someone else. I called ahead and asked for a new girl and they set me up with someone. So I showed up a few minutes early, got taken to the room, and started to undress. I was on the table when the girl came in. I looked up at her, she was pretty cute for an AMP girl. She was thin, small boobs and a nice butt. She said "hi nice to see you again", I asked if I had seen her before, she said no but she's seen me at the AMP and said she thought I was very handsome. Off to a great start.

The massage was a solid 7/10. She spread my legs and sat between them and rubbed my butt / lower back and legs. She talked to me a little bit, her English was better than most. After she finished rubbing me (and laying down what I thought were hints) she asked me to flip. Usually the flip happens when there are like 20 minutes left, but I looked that the clock and I'd only been there for like 30, so I thought maybe she was trying to speed things up. When I was on my stomach, she had no towel covering my butt. When I did the flip she laid the towel over my butt so when I flipped nothing would be out. Totally fine, I don't ever expect to get an HE and so far the massage was great.

She started by standing next to me and rubbing my legs. She would look at my eyes and smile, then look at the bulge in the towel. She started sliding the towel up from the bottom and saw my sack. She made a gasp and looked at me and said "So big!" I didn't mention this before but I was stoned out of my mind and her reaction was really cute and funny so I started laughing, which made her laugh too. She slid the towel back up, only revealing my balls, and touched them a bit.

It felt good. She slid the towel back down, and put her hand on my shoulder and said "I shouldn't touch, I have a boyfriend." I'm like "hey that's okay, we don't have to do anything, the massage has been great so far!" She nodded and kept working on my arms. Every once and a while she would comment about how I was handsome, I tell her she was really cute, and she'd cop a feel on my goods. It was a lot of teasing and then eventually she grabbed my shaft and commented on the size of it too..

I am not familiar, do you mind DM'ing location. I google but didn't get anything other than hand and stone?

**Poogs** · 11-25-22 12:38

Went to HS Massage on Wednesday before me and my wife left for Thanksgiving. I have been to this place a few times and have seen the two girls who regularly work there (they are okay, younger than 40, will do HE) but I wanted to try someone else. I called ahead and asked for a new girl and they set me up with someone. So I showed up a few minutes early, got taken to the room, and started to undress. I was on the table when the girl came in. I looked up at her, she was pretty cute for an AMP girl. She was thin, small boobs and a nice butt. She said "hi nice to see you again", I asked if I had seen her before, she said no but she's seen me at the AMP and said she thought I was very handsome. Off to a great start.

The massage was a solid 7/10. She spread my legs and sat between them and rubbed my butt / lower back and legs. She talked to me a little bit, her English was better than most. After she finished rubbing me (and laying down what I thought were hints) she asked me to flip. Usually the flip happens when there are like 20 minutes left, but I looked that the clock and I'd only been there for like 30, so I thought maybe she was trying to speed things up. When I was on my stomach, she had no towel covering my butt. When I did the flip she laid the towel over my butt so when I flipped nothing would be out. Totally fine, I don't ever expect to get an HE and so far the massage was great.

She started by standing next to me and rubbing my legs. She would look at my eyes and smile, then look at the bulge in the towel. She started sliding the towel up from the bottom and saw my sack. She made a gasp and looked at me and said "So big!" I didn't mention this before but I was stoned out of my mind and her reaction was really cute and funny so I started laughing, which made her laugh too. She slid the towel back up, only revealing my balls, and touched them a bit.

It felt good. She slid the towel back down, and put her hand on my shoulder and said "I shouldn't touch, I have a boyfriend." I'm like "hey that's okay, we don't have to do anything, the massage has been great so far!" She nodded and kept working on my arms. Every once and a while she would comment about how I was handsome, I tell her she was really cute, and she'd cop a feel on my goods. It was a lot of teasing and then eventually she grabbed my shaft and commented on the size of it too.

At this point I was pretty turned on but I didn't want to do anything unless she instigated it, so I shut my eyes and tried to relax the horny away. She stopped touching me entirely and I heard the door open and close really quickly. I laid there for about 30 seconds then I opened my eyes to readjust myself, and I saw she had in fact not left the room, but was off to the side with her pants pulled down, her bare ass like 3 feet from my face. I kinda jumped because I thought I was alone and it scared me a bit even though she wasn't being malicious. She turned around revealing her gigantic Bush and she asked if I wanted to touch her. She came back to the side of the bed and put my fingers inside. She made some really weird groaning sounds, and covered her mouth with her hand. She ended up kissing me on the mouth l, which led into us making out.

She gave me one of the most aggressive HE's I have ever gotten, she was pulling on stuff, slapping my boys, and inserting her finger into me. All of the earlier teasing led to a gigantic load and she seemed proud of my release. She gave me her number and told me to text her. Which I haven't yet but I might when we get back in town.

I'm going to be honest this was the best HE experience I have ever gotten. Even if I never go back I might text her to hook up sometime. If you go to HS and don't get the same girl you're still going to have a good time, I haven't left that place without an HE.