Massage Parlor Reports

**Bugsy1750** · 11-28-22 07:43

Girl was below grade looks in pricing. I paid for but young was first appt came right out of bed stopped massage about 5 times. rubbed the same back to thighs area no personality and way over priced. I'm not sure about there other girls. I had Lisa left with a few disappointing releases and a body full of oil. Sabrina said would give a discount but why pay double to get the service. I should of got in first place, you guys got to stop going back to these places, only way a place will step there game up or provide quality to us.

**OF Charlie** · 11-28-22 01:07

About to board a flight for a 3 week oveasea trip, so wanted to leave a PSA for you all. Kiki will be back to Chicago on 12/1. Yes, that Kiki, the petite hot girl that you see in car racing movies. She will either be at BHC or Orange. Not sure which one yet, so if you are interested in seeing her just call. She is very well known and most of you have seen her pictures already. Please don't message me for pictures as I am about to board my flight. If you don't know who she is, do some research. I get some of you like to try out new girls, but stop complaining about bad service when there is a well known girl in town and you choose to pass up on her.

I just gave you Nana the other day who has a review right away after mine. And now Kiki. Nana will be around until the 30th, so the timing is perfect as Kiki will start on 12/1. Between them, that should keep you guys busy until I get back. To that one guy who likes to say I write reviews for girls that only exist in my imagination, I can assure you that Kiki is as real as they come. Nana is real too lol.

If I don't return your texts or emails, this is why.

**Casper27** · 11-27-22 22:23

Originally Posted by PartyMonster01 [View Original Post]

Panda Express isn't bad and serves its purpose. You are talking about ANNA and MIA at Grand Spa. Anna is the owner who rarely takes new clients these days but cash is always persuasive. Its a L1 joint for newbies, but like you said, there are girls that meet customers outside of the shop for L3 fun once they are comfortable with you. I personally know two of them. Mia is the hot, new girl.

I was recently there and saw the owner who asked me why I hadn't been there in so long. I didn't say much about the session but was really disappointed, I paid and was thinking of L3 or at least 2 and she barely gave L1. It felt like bait and switch, she even motioned that she would take everything off and pointed at the V, didn't take anything off and wasn't a fan of otc touch. My last appointment there was with the owner which was better than this time, but the massage quality used to be so much better when I would see her. I wonder how one actually gets to L3 outside of the place.

**Casper27** · 11-27-22 21:46

Originally Posted by OFCharlie [View Original Post]

PSA. Natural Healers Spa, on Ashland between Belmont and Addison, is under new ownership now. It's owned by the same 819 owners as of this week, which means FS is available. I have never seen any posts on this place, so I guess the previous owner could not make it as a strictly legit place lol.

The Beijing girl that I reviewed last month (post 8235 in the apartment thread) is there now. Nana is her name. Tall girl at 168 cm with one of the best set of natural C cup tits you will ever see. And young and pretty too. She has moved to Chicago now, so for those of you who want to try to score an outside date with a younger girl this is your opportunity.

More younger girls will be rotated between 819 and here in the future, so for those of you who live on the north side and don't want to drive down to the Chinatown area this will be a good spot for you. And reading about all the complaints about BHC in the posts below, maybe this could be a good alternate. Well, at least go see Nana if you can. She is super tight if you know what I mean lol.

Anyone else visit lately. I just came out of the place and was not completely disappointed, who I got was good looking. But as I entered the room I saw a much younger and very pretty one, Asian that looked to be in her 20's. I'll pay another blind visit soon but hoping someone can give me a name. I also saw another with long wavy hair who was good looking as well. I went with just the L1 for my 1st visit. Massage seemed to start off well but no technique at all and teased for quite a bit before the flip. I also had a view of the front door from the screen staring at me in the room, wonder if the one I got was the one in charge. She kept staring at the screen and different camera angles.

**Yes11** · 11-27-22 16:51

Is jessica still at East rhythm? Both times I have gone I have got laura. I'm only interested in jessica.

**BabyBoy2013** · 11-27-22 16:37

Originally Posted by OFCharlie [View Original Post]

PSA. Natural Healers Spa, on Ashland between Belmont and Addison, is under new ownership now. It's owned by the same 819 owners as of this week, which means FS is available. I have never seen any posts on this place, so I guess the previous owner could not make it as a strictly legit place lol.

The Beijing girl that I reviewed last month (post 8235 in the apartment thread) is there now. Nana is her name. Tall girl at 168 cm with one of the best set of natural C cup tits you will ever see. And young and pretty too. She has moved to Chicago now, so for those of you who want to try to score an outside date with a younger girl this is your opportunity.

More younger girls will be rotated between 819 and here in the future, so for those of you who live on the north side and don't want to drive down to the Chinatown area this will be a good spot for you. And reading about all the complaints about BHC in the posts below, maybe this could be a good alternate. Well, at least go see Nana if you can. She is super tight if you know what I mean lol.

I can confirm as I recently had a dream that I stopped in and was greeted by Nana. Very pretty chick with a nice figure. Left happy and she said she was there until the 30th. Nice addition to the area Enjoy guys.

**PartyMonster01** · 11-27-22 16:34

Panda Express isn't bad and serves its purpose. You are talking about ANNA and MIA at Grand Spa. Anna is the owner who rarely takes new clients these days but cash is always persuasive. Its a L1 joint for newbies, but like you said, there are girls that meet customers outside of the shop for L3 fun once they are comfortable with you. I personally know two of them. Mia is the hot, new girl.

Originally Posted by GeneralObvious [View Original Post]

High volume spas are the worst. It's like eating at Panda Express. They want you in and out in 30 minutes or less. You're wasting your money and time. If I go somewhere at 10 am, I don't want to hear the bell ringing 4 or 5 times while I'm trying to have fun.

Try to be a regular at 1 or 2 good places. You should soon discover that, at a good spa, you will be a valued customer. Again, I said at a good spa. A spot I frequently saw the owner for L3 texted me that she is slowing down due to her kid, and told me about a new girl. Holy shit! She is gorgeous, and I've been seeing her for months. By the way, I still see the owner for fun once in a while. The rates are fine, and I always go over the time. No complaints.

You guys should try doing that. Oh, and no, I'm not telling you where this is at.

**Selforen11** · 11-27-22 13:10

Originally Posted by BiggoDawgGo [View Original Post]

Where is this at??

Assuming the "S" in the acronym is "Spa" I did a quick search for "hc spa Irving park Chicago" and voila there was the answer (hint: the "H" is for "Health"). Its that easy.

**BiggoDawgGo** · 11-27-22 06:18

Originally Posted by RichL1234 [View Original Post]

Black Friday and I had a bit of time to myself, tried reaching all of the papasan places on the NW side, zero response on 3 or 4 places. Then I remembered visiting HCS on Irving park road, called them up, immediate response and off I went. Angela answered the door, she is 25- 30 years old. Nice body, very fit, 32 B, greAt ass & cute as hell.

She was my MT and gave a hell of a massage w / a slow building tease. Very spunky, and great sense of humor.

That being said all that was offered on the flip was L1 (fully clothed) there was Otc roaming allowed.

All in all, it was a great time with a fresh new face.

Damage 65- 1/ hour.

Tip- let's just say I was very generous w / no regrets.

I feel like more is offered as she gets to know you better.

Where is this at??

**OF Charlie** · 11-26-22 16:11

PSA. Natural Healers Spa, on Ashland between Belmont and Addison, is under new ownership now. It's owned by the same 819 owners as of this week, which means FS is available. I have never seen any posts on this place, so I guess the previous owner could not make it as a strictly legit place lol.

The Beijing girl that I reviewed last month (post 8235 in the apartment thread) is there now. Nana is her name. Tall girl at 168 cm with one of the best set of natural C cup tits you will ever see. And young and pretty too. She has moved to Chicago now, so for those of you who want to try to score an outside date with a younger girl this is your opportunity.

More younger girls will be rotated between 819 and here in the future, so for those of you who live on the north side and don't want to drive down to the Chinatown area this will be a good spot for you. And reading about all the complaints about BHC in the posts below, maybe this could be a good alternate. Well, at least go see Nana if you can. She is super tight if you know what I mean lol.

**JamesTChicago** · 11-26-22 15:57

Trying to decide on who to partake with this upcoming week. Looking for MSOG and trying to decide on Sarah from massage clinic or Sarah from CLM. Please DM or give your recommendations. Sounds like both are a great time. Prostate sounds fun from massage clinic Sarah, but I'm a stickler for attractiveness, so I wonder who would be the best combination of MSOG and attractiveness? Thoughts? Thanks!

**Terrapin911** · 11-26-22 14:07

Originally Posted by MushroomGod [View Original Post]

I dunno what you all expected. BHC has always been 200 for a crappy massage and L3.

I admit before this visit I had not been there in about 6 months, last time I went was last time Susie was in town. I did give Susie 200 but that was for service above and beyond, it wasn't what she asked for it was what I tipped her for blowing me away. The going rate was 140 at the time. I had seen April and several others at 140 and in fact before this visit never gave anyone but Susie more than 140 there and she was rocking my world. Cute face with the most sexy dimples and often gave me multiple rounds and just plain fucked the shit out of me on several visits. YMMV I guess.

TP.

**MushroomGod** · 11-26-22 12:18

Originally Posted by HappyGardener [View Original Post]

Been following the reports of BHC all summer. Now been reading more and more reports of higher amounts paid for less time on the table. We've seen it time and time again.

It's not that we've ruined a good thing but the people running the places are making the cash grab while they can. Now it will follow the usual trajectory of charging more for poorer product.

I dunno what you all expected. BHC has always been 200 for a crappy massage and L3.

**GeneralObvious** · 11-26-22 12:12

Originally Posted by HappyGardener [View Original Post]

Been following the reports of BHC all summer. Now been reading more and more reports of higher amounts paid for less time on the table. We've seen it time and time again.

It's not that we've ruined a good thing but the people running the places are making the cash grab while they can. Now it will follow the usual trajectory of charging more for poorer product.

High volume spas are the worst. It's like eating at Panda Express. They want you in and out in 30 minutes or less. You're wasting your money and time. If I go somewhere at 10 am, I don't want to hear the bell ringing 4 or 5 times while I'm trying to have fun.

Try to be a regular at 1 or 2 good places. You should soon discover that, at a good spa, you will be a valued customer. Again, I said at a good spa. A spot I frequently saw the owner for L3 texted me that she is slowing down due to her kid, and told me about a new girl. Holy shit! She is gorgeous, and I've been seeing her for months. By the way, I still see the owner for fun once in a while. The rates are fine, and I always go over the time. No complaints.

You guys should try doing that. Oh, and no, I'm not telling you where this is at.

**Archive** · 11-26-22 11:23

Originally Posted by HappyGardener [View Original Post]

Been following the reports of BHC all summer. Now been reading more and more reports of higher amounts paid for less time on the table. We've seen it time and time again.

It's not that we've ruined a good thing but the people running the places are making the cash grab while they can. Now it will follow the usual trajectory of charging more for poorer product.

How much you paid. I come there every time they are has the new girls. Each time I requiring 30 minutes for 130 plus 20 tip'. But most time they are not let me disappointed.