Massage Parlor Reports

[RowdyReptile]

Had me laughing.,here are my all time Phrases. I have been told.

1. You cum now.

2. you Vetty hansome man.

3. You pay moh.

4. Oh, you so stron.

5. How much you have.

6. You go now.

7. Next time, you ask for Me.

8. You marry.

9. First tyme hear.

10. You give me moh, I give you moh.

11. Next time you bring moh.

12. Now beezzy.

Learning the lingo is critical, I think I done did do pick up all the phrases.

Stay safe. Add more phrases if you have some.

13. Too much, too much.

14. You wan bottle watta honey.

[RowdyReptile]

The most believable part of this review is that this only way you get some. Post a real review. MM has always been a great staple with great woman.

Is that woman who posed as Littlebig, with all the false reports of Jasmine, then she came back with another user name. She is an angry jilted woman who's hubby cheats on, appropriate new user name of Hilary, LOL.

[PoolBoy1]

New low key spa I decided to visit today. It's one passing the Jungle Gym. Like right after passing MM, you'll pass Jungle Gym. Right before CVS. In the plaza right before CVS. Sign said Great Tusks. Walked in and saw an older woman at the desk. Said 80 for massage, 160 for massage and "better massage. " Gave the 160 coins and was led to a room. In walked in a girl named Jasmine in just a bra and panty. Asian and Cuban. Ridiculous body. Most perfect tits I have ever seen and felt very real. Great behind too. Enough to use two hands to grip one cheek. She's very GFE friendly. She followed the typical Asian spa script with FS after shower. Even asked if I wanted more BBBJ after I blew my first load. I honestly couldn't as it was that good. Said she'll be here for 3 more weeks. Gave me her personal number to text her when I want to come by. As I was leaving, I saw a girl with a man made butt walking down the hallway naked. Said hello and giggled. Honestly, I just laughed. I think I found my new spot. Will be coming back. Again, this spot is very new I believe. I was told about it from someone else on this board who I have been messing if regarding something else. If anyone wants more specific directions on how to get there or Jasmine's number, PM me.

Did you ever go back. Your profile won't let me send a PM.

[ZNZBills]

OK experienced MP veterans.

I'm a big boobs guy, love them during the b2 b slide and for other obvious fun activities.

Who has the biggest / best rack at CB? Need to schedule a visit ASAP. Haven't tried yet.

[DavidMck]

Went to MM last night. Got tall slender girl. Forgot her name. Yo something.

Started with BBBJ until I blew. Some of it on her face which she faked to like it (she seemed more annoyed). So when it was finally my turn I went down on her and she faked cummed twice before I came up for air. She jumped up and couldn't get the cover on fast enough. She got up on the table and spread her legs and said "fuck me please". Again, all an act but I don't care. This is the only way I can get any pu $$why. I pounded this girl every which way to Sunday and finally filled the hat. She gave me a 2 thumbs up got up cleaned me up, gave me a big hug and out the door I went a very exhausted.

The most believable part of this review is that this only way you get some. Post a real review. MM has always been a great staple with great woman.

[HilaryClinton1]

Had me laughing.,here are my all time Phrases. I have been told.

1. You cum now.

2. you Vetty hansome man.

3. You pay moh.

4. Oh, you so stron.

5. How much you have.

6. You go now.

7. Next time, you ask for Me.

8. You marry.

9. First tyme hear.

I'll add another I heard.

You make cum eveywhea.

So wet for you.

You want suck-e suck-e?

[HilaryClinton1]

Had me laughing.,here are my all time Phrases. I have been told.

1. You cum now.

2. you Vetty hansome man.

3. You pay moh.

4. Oh, you so stron.

5. How much you have.

6. You go now.

7. Next time, you ask for Me.

8. You marry.

9. First tyme hear.

10. You give me moh, I give you moh..

Hilarious. But remember l, some guys do believe them. I'm extremely.

Overweight and balding with scars on my face and once had one of the girls tell me I'm very handsome. I laughed so hard.

[HilaryClinton1]

Went to MM last night. Got tall slender girl. Forgot her name. Yo something.

Started with BBBJ until I blew. Some of it on her face which she faked to like it (she seemed more annoyed). So when it was finally my turn I went down on her and she faked cummed twice before I came up for air. She jumped up and couldn't get the cover on fast enough. She got up on the table and spread her legs and said "fuck me please". Again, all an act but I don't care. This is the only way I can get any pu $$why. I pounded this girl every which way to Sunday and finally filled the hat. She gave me a 2 thumbs up got up cleaned me up, gave me a big hug and out the door I went a very exhausted.

[UnaVezMas]

Well... I'll volunteer to eat crow here. In spite of my logic, stated above, where I make a case for the 200 rate to be for only 30 minutes, Sugar (older Mamasan/Manager type) tossed all that logic out the window. After Sugar took me to the massage room and told me she would get me nice young girl (turned out to be Lisa... meh - not my type and kinda mechanical... just didn't click well), I handed her the 200. She counted it out and then had "concerned" look on her face when she said "200 only foty five minute! One hour foty dolla moh!" I nodded in acknowledgment and that was all fine. Now comfortable we had an understanding, she pulled down her dress and insisted I sample her well formed tits... I took that opportunity to give them each a thorough taste-test... they passed that test. Her behavior over the payment seemed like she want to MAKE SURE I didn't think the 200 was for the full hour (maybe someone tried that with her... I dunno).

In any case, straight from Sugar's mouth, 200 is for 45 minutes! Harumph! There ya go!

Quick word on Lisa: As others have stated, she's very slim, natural and loose small A/B tits. She smiles alot, but English skills are very weak and, with me on this occasion at least, she didn't seem very enthusiastic or "into it" at all. It was mid-morning, so it's not like it was "end of day" weariness, but that's what it reminded me of. I would not repeat with her. My previous CB encounters were with Anna (very good) and Grace (many prior reports, so I'll only add that she has one of those "puffy pussies" and was a nice munch!).

I visited last week for the first time and mamasan quoted 200 for 30 min. Didn't really like my girl. Didn't catch the name, but must have been late 30's and not your typical slim Asian. Not going back.

[Samm900]

Had me laughing.,here are my all time Phrases. I have been told.

1. You cum now.

2. you Vetty hansome man.

3. You pay moh.

4. Oh, you so stron.

5. How much you have.

6. You go now.

7. Next time, you ask for Me.

8. You marry.

9. First tyme hear.

10. You give me moh, I give you moh.

11. Next time you bring moh.

12. Now beezzy.

Learning the lingo is critical, I think I done did do pick up all the phrases.

Stay safe. Add more phrases if you have some.

[BadRoll7]

Had a dream recently at best massage. Located in Kissimmee close to Target. 3 ladies available all in their 40's. None of them were hot or anything but good enough to just try and get a massage because I definitely needed some relaxing. Ended up getting May, I believe that was her name. They were adamant about doing 30 min for $60 so I agreed even though I felt like there wasn't any clock watching. Started with nice ts which was very relaxing and pleasant. Then back to the room and she gives a nice thorough massage. I was impressed. Offered everything on the menu but I opted for the standard. $50 tip left feeling relaxed. It's nice because sometimes we just don't want FS so I like the fact that the option is there to pick. Wish the girls were hotter but maybe I'm asking for too much. Will repeat. Great massage.

[Lebowski69]

Try TG spa in winter park.

Went to TG this week and was impressed the are a L1 Kamp had Annie good strong massage with L1 ending. Tina at Star therapy in Cassleberry is my atf massage therapist but TG was very similar experience.

The dude abides.

[VRooomBada]

You might remember me as the whale. I have a few complaints about CB as a whale. It seems like customer service goes out the window when they know you've got money to spend and you will repeat. Like, I get it but I haven't encountered this at MM ever. Keiko treats you better the more you whale. I had some trouble with NDS too in the distant past with similar issues as CB.

My first small complaint is Sugar never came in to let me sample new girls or talk up girls with me, the kind of service that makes you feel like they value your money. She probably just figured I'll end up seeing them multiple times anyway so why bother.

Second, I scheduled a threesome for 1 hour an hour prior to close. When I arrived, there were only 2 girls and Sugar was out getting groceries and the girls said she wouldn't be back until after close. Within a few minutes of my arrival, another monger shows up. One of the girls said "Just tell him we're closed". The other girl went and opened the door for him and put him in a room. She said "The boss told us to keep letting customers in". What was the plan here by the boss? Short me time, money, or a girl? I ended up canceling the threesome because they wouldn't kick the other guy out, despite not technically having anyone available to service him. When I complained about this to Sugar at a later date, she acted like she didn't understand and then ran away, pretending to be busy.

I was shorted on time multiple times. I always pay for an hour, often got 45 minutes. I complained to Sugar about this many times but again, she would dismiss the complaint and then pretend she was busy. Well, as a whale, what do you do when you get shorted on time? You book more time. I booked a 2 hour session once and when I had 30 minutes left in my appointment, Sugar is standing outside the door of my room, yelling loudly about all these positive reviews the girl I was with had just received today. Nothing sets the mood better than hearing sexually explicit details about multiple dudes as you're trying to get it on. Literally, right outside the door. I tried to tell Sugar to keep it down, but after a few seconds of silence, back to her yelling outside the door.

I won't be back anytime soon. I'll gladly throw all my money at MM.

[Adiomans]

Anybody know if Magic will open back up? Or a place similar?

They gave really good massages with HE and I have yet to find a place or independent that give a massage anywhere close to the level of massage they gave. I tried Jiu Jiu but it was meh, and every independent I tried the massage is weak or just not good.

Try TG spa in winter park.

[Dr Willy]

Cherry Blossom 45-Minute Pricing:
(...)
Posted House Fee Rates are 80/hour, 70/45-minutes, and 60/half-hour. Tipping for the hour is requested at 160, and "less" for "less time"... although I didn't actually ask about tip rates for 45 or 30 minutes, I rather assume it's no more than 10 bucks less for each increment, just as the house fee drops down in increments of 10 bucks. Based on THAT assumption, the 45-minute tip would probably be 150 and the 30-minute tip rate would probably be 140, making the total all-in cost 220 for 45 minutes and 200 for 30 minutes. That said, I know a LOT of guys want to stick to their demand that 200 should be for 45 minutes (just like Milk), and when making that demand, I don't think the girls are inclined to quibble over 20 bucks and/or 15 minutes. Still... I feel the "posted" rates state that 200 total is for 30 minutes... just my opinion.

Well... I'll volunteer to eat crow here. In spite of my logic, stated above, where I make a case for the 200 rate to be for only 30 minutes, Sugar (older Mamasan/Manager type) tossed all that logic out the window. After Sugar took me to the massage room and told me she would get me nice young girl (turned out to be Lisa... meh - not my type and kinda mechanical... just didn't click well), I handed her the 200. She counted it out and then had "concerned" look on her face when she said "200 only foty five minute! One hour foty dolla moh!" I nodded in acknowledgment and that was all fine. Now comfortable we had an understanding, she pulled down her dress and insisted I sample her well formed tits... I took that opportunity to give them each a thorough taste-test... they passed that test. Her behavior over the payment seemed like she want to MAKE SURE I didn't think the 200 was for the full hour (maybe someone tried that with her... I dunno).

In any case, straight from Sugar's mouth, 200 is for 45 minutes! Harumph! There ya go!

Quick word on Lisa: As others have stated, she's very slim, natural and loose small A/B tits. She smiles alot, but English skills are very weak and, with me on this occasion at least, she didn't seem very enthusiastic or "into it" at all. It was mid-morning, so it's not like it was "end of day" weariness, but that's what it reminded me of. I would not repeat with her. My previous CB encounters were with Anna (very good) and Grace (many prior reports, so I'll only add that she has one of those "puffy pussies" and was a nice munch!).