Strip Club Reports

[SamPerkins420]

https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/...ntlemens-club/

Good think I've never been here though I was considering checking it out..

I've never been there or even heard of it. Googled it, and from Street Maps it looks like the Colisuem but that one appears to still be in business. Did Truth used to go by a different name?

[SamPerkins420]

So you've had valets go thru your car, find your weed and steal it.

Wait, there's nothing to worry about? After telling us you've been robbed by valets?

Personally I don't like people at quasi-legal businesses having my car and keys. Did you ever ask yourself why the club insists on holding your keys? I've asked over and over and haven't gotten a good answer.

20+ years ago I had a couple of bucks of weed taken from my car. If you want to call that being robbed, and something to worry about, IDK what to tell you. There is nothing to worry about.

Your obsession with valet here & on other sites is beyond bizarre. Just don't go to clubs like LS or FC that have it. "Problem" solved.

[Illyrian]

https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/...ntlemens-club/

Good think I've never been here though I was considering checking it out.

Stay safe,

Illy.

[Illyrian]

https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/...ntlemens-club/

Thank God I've never been there. However I was considering it.

Stay safe.

[Pussylicker2]

I've valet parked a countless number of times... Worst that has ever happened was having my weed stolen...

So you've had valets go thru your car, find your weed and steal it.

Moral of the story: Valets are just guys trying to make some money, they don't want any problems with customers, just want their tips. Clubs will fire a valet in a second and replace him if that individual is upsetting customers. There's literally nothing to worry about.

Wait, there's nothing to worry about? After telling us you've been robbed by valets?

Personally I don't like people at quasi-legal businesses having my car and keys. Did you ever ask yourself why the club insists on holding your keys? I've asked over and over and haven't gotten a good answer.

[Member #6264]

Went to Bogarts the other night, I specifically went to see Harmony and she did not disappoint! Thick little white goth / alt girl, late 20's early 30's, shaved side head, colored hair, and tattoos. Nice ass, big titties. Took her to the back and got a nice warm up dance, and then she pulled out little' henry and got him warmed up with her mouth during song two. Song three I bent her over the chair and started fucking her real good, and boys her ass was jiggling like crazy. Nice responsive moaning made me cum way earlier than I would have liked. I prefer to CIP but it was early in the night and didn't want to ruin it for the rest of you guys so I pulled out and came on the floor. She laughed and I have her her cash.

250 for no song count and BBFS. Seen her a few times, and I certainly will keep coming back.

[Time Twist]

Do I need to bring my own condoms or will the girls provide?

The girls provide condoms, but I often will bring one or two in case they run out.

[Pussylicker2]

Is it possible that you're the one overthinking it and oversharing?

I venture that you have posted or commented about your distaste of valet parking at least 50 times over the years. Your experience is anecdotal. It follows that very, very few individuals have issues with valet parking as it would be harmful to these businesses if it happened in the manner and quantity of times that you suggest.

My anecdotal experience is that I valet parked hundreds of times over the years at strip clubs all over Detroit area and never had an issue at any of them. I've valet parked many hundreds of times at other restaurants and businesses. Again no issues.

So, is there another reason that you must bang this drum so oftenand loudly?

I would guess that 50 times is a serious undercount.

So how many times have I seen a post that says "never pay first"? Do people have a problem with paying first? I've paid first hundreds of times, never had a problem.

I don't care if you pay first and get ripped off, it's your money. Obviously you don't carry, or maybe you lock your piece in the trunk? They don't have valet parking as a service to make it convenient for the customer. They have it to have power over you. I'll keep talking about it as long as the clubs keep doing it.

[SamPerkins420]

His weird problem. Haven't spent much time over at TUSCL of late, but interesting how much bandwidth it consumes.

Agreed. Reminds me of someone that used to troll the TUSCL comments for clubs in Chicago area, claiming all of them had issues with M-13 gangs & parking lot shootouts. Except for one bar, that he was always quick to mention!

I've valet parked a countless number of times in my life at every type of place & event, including strip clubs. Worst that has ever happened was having my weed stolen by valets like 20+ years ago when I was in college. Obviously I couldn't complain to any authority about having my illegal drugs taken out of the car, and it was my fault for pulling into valet in a vehicle that stunk like smoke & had a big fat sack somewhere very easy to find.

Moral of the story: Valets are just guys trying to make some money, they don't want any problems with customers, just want their tips. Clubs will fire a valet in a second and replace him if that individual is upsetting customers. There's literally nothing to worry about.

[Member #6973]

I've been looking to see some black girls for awhile, has any checked out Pantheion Club? If so how was it? Extras friendly?

[Passenger]

He does the same thing over on TUSCL regarding valet parking. Site members have created several discussion posts about him and his weird problem with valet parking.

His weird problem. Haven't spent much time over at TUSCL of late, but interesting how much bandwidth it consumes.

[Passenger]

I'll weigh in, but on a different note about valet. First, I never have a problem with letting valet park my car. If I want to play in the club, then I have to play by their rules.

However, last week a thief broke into several cars at Players including an Audi that was parked in the alley behind the club. The thefts were videotaped by Players cameras, but not sure they can identify the thieves since they were masked and it was dark. So just a friendly reminder to not leave anything valuable in your vehicle when you valet.

At the least, lock it in the trunk.

And this is applicable to valet or self-park. Don't leave anything visible in your vehicle, especially in the front seat area.

Thieves look for visible items in cars; phones, laptops, briefcases, purses, etc.

And this applies anywhere; I chuckle at local news briefings detailing the cars that are broken into each week. Two constants are that they often leave their cars unlocked, and they leave valuables in plain sight. I recall a friend who ended up on the weekly blotter; she went into a store, parked on a main street, left her purse in front street, and car was unlocked. This was in daylight. Other question is why do folks leave valuables (laptops) in their cars overnight? Victims will say that they thought their car was safe in their driveway, unlocked.

Thieves suck. Don't make it easier for them.

[Pussylicker2]

Will be visiting in a couple of weeks and had a few questions.

Do I need to bring my own condoms or will the girls provide?

What are the rooms like? Bench with a curtain?

Do they give you a time limit if you take too long?

What about cleanup afterwards?

Bring your own condoms and paper towels.

H8 N has tiny booths, bogies has some larger ones as does cricket. Don't know about the others.

[Member #7069]

Is it possible that you're the one overthinking it and oversharing?

I venture that you have posted or commented about your distaste of valet parking at least 50 times over the years. Your experience is anecdotal. It follows that very, very few individuals have issues with valet parking as it would be harmful to these businesses if it happened in the manner and quantity of times that you suggest.

My anecdotal experience is that I valet parked hundreds of times over the years at strip clubs all over Detroit area and never had an issue at any of them. I've valet parked many hundreds of times at other restaurants and businesses. Again no issues.

So, is there another reason that you must bang this drum so oftenand loudly?

I would guess that 50 times is a serious undercount.

I'll weigh in, but on a different note about valet. First, I never have a problem with letting valet park my car. If I want to play in the club, then I have to play by their rules.

However, last week a thief broke into several cars at Players including an Audi that was parked in the alley behind the club. The thefts were videotaped by Players cameras, but not sure they can identify the thieves since they were masked and it was dark. So just a friendly reminder to not leave anything valuable in your vehicle when you valet.

[Gerjon]

Will be visiting in a couple of weeks and had a few questions.

Do I need to bring my own condoms or will the girls provide?

What are the rooms like? Bench with a curtain?

Do they give you a time limit if you take too long?

What about cleanup afterwards?

- The girls have condoms.

- At least at Bogarts, it's just a chair and curtains.

- Re time limit, that very much depends on what you negotiate. I usually ask for "no song count", so technically no time limit.

Also depends on the girl though. Some are more straight down to business and rushing than others.

- The girls usually help with cleanup. At Bogarts, they have kitchen towels right outside the rooms, which the girl will grab, once you're done.