Strip Club Reports

**Wleakr** · 11-29-22 14:44

I don't think the issue is with utilizing valet services, so much as being "forced" to so at certain establishments, in this case, those branded as a stripclub.

Although, there is good reason not to want to use any type of valet.

**Member #7069** · 11-29-22 14:31

Originally Posted by Incognito1234 [View Original Post]

Since there's so much conversation about valet parking, I thought I'd add my two cents.

I'm with Pussylicker2 on this. * * *

Years ago, I believe it was Dateline NBC that did a story on valet parking. They'd rigged the car with cameras and then valet parked at a variety of places. In almost every case, the valet attendant had searched through the car. * * *

Now, think about going through that same scenario with a strip club valet. It would put you in a very difficult situation if you were married and had a family or in a relationship with a woman who was opposed to you going to strip clubs.

Here's some more food for thought. Valet (or anyone in a similar situation) can probably review your car's navigation history to see recent places you visited or perhaps even where you live. I only mention this because a few years ago a dancer's home was robbed and one possibility we considered was someone accessing her vehicle's navigation history while she danced her shift at the club. Moral of the story is to clear your car's navigation history before you hand your car over to any stranger.

**Marelobo Mex** · 11-29-22 01:45

Originally Posted by Incognito1234 [View Original Post]

Since there's so much conversation about valet parking, I thought I'd add my two cents.

I'm with Pussylicker2 on this.

Lets go back to talking about the girls.

I personally have used the valets many times and haven't had any problems. Both Incognito1234 and Pussylicker2 have a different opinion. I respect their opinion and their perception is their reality.

I would pretty much stipulate the valets know what is in most of the cars they park. I have had them comment on things in my car to me. The Valet at BTs is not part of BTs but a independent company run by three people. These same three people have worked there for multiple years. I am a generous tipper to the Valets and I know them on a first name basis. They often can provide interesting information about the girls and club if you ask them. I have accidently left my phone in the car a few times and they could have easily taken it. Twice it was sitting on the dash where I left it, and one time the guy took it and brought it into the club and gave it back to me before I realized it was missing.

They also serve as an early warning system for a raid, and they are tied into the club security. I was there when a dancer got kicked out of the club. The bouncers pushed her outside and told her to go home. When the valet pulled her car up she reached into and grabbed a tube of mace and proceeded back in the club. The valet radioed in the there was trouble she didn't leave and was headed in. She must have only made it couple steps in the door before a big bouncer was carrying her out and he was much rougher with her when she tried to mace him and missed.

Some guys don't like valet and some guys are fine with it. No different than I think Mara is too old, had droopy tits and is loose between her legs and another guys thinks Mara is babe with great tits and very tight.

We don't all like the same things and we don't all have to agree.

MM.

**Incognito1234** · 11-28-22 18:41

Since there's so much conversation about valet parking, I thought I'd add my two cents.

I'm with Pussylicker2 on this.

I refuse to use valet services as well and don't go to clubs that require it. Subi's is a prime example. It's not far from me at all and since Henry's South is closed, it would be very convenient for me to go there, however, they require you to hand your keys over and park your vehicle. It's been a while back but I went there and offered to pay the fee and park it myself, instead of handing the keys over and they refused, so I left. No, I'm not going to park across the street and then go over there, especially when there are other clubs where I can get the same services for a little further drive time.

To me, using valet says "Please, go through my vehicle and see what you can find". Now, I don't have anything of high value in there but I do have a reasonable expectation of privacy that I'm not going to hand over to anyone, especially to a stranger at a strip club.

Years ago, I believe it was Dateline NBC that did a story on valet parking. They'd rigged the car with cameras and then valet parked at a variety of places. In almost every case, the valet attendant had searched through the car.

Don't tell me that things don't happen, because I know they do. About four years ago, a friend of mine had used valet parking at a "regular business". The car was only a few months old and in perfect condition when she handed it over but when they brought it back out to her, she happened to notice that the passenger side was torn to hell. Apparently, valet had backed it in and damaged it. I guess they were hoping that she didn't notice. Anyway, the valet service denied doing the damage and said that it was like that when it was brought in. After a lot of arguing and drama and I believe the intervention of the insurance company, the camera footage was pulled and sure enough, valet had damaged it. Eventually, the valet owner ended up paying for her responsibility of the damage, which was just her deductible, IIRC. The next time I talk to her I'll ask.

Now, think about going through that same scenario with a strip club valet. It would put you in a very difficult situation if you were married and had a family or in a relationship with a woman who was opposed to you going to strip clubs.

**Drew93** · 11-28-22 18:38

Originally Posted by Samperkins420 [View Original Post]

I've never been there or even heard of it. Googled it, and from Street Maps it looks like the Colisuem but that one appears to still be in business. Did Truth used to go by a different name?

Started out as SCORES.

**SamPerkins420** · 11-28-22 14:18

Originally Posted by Illyrian [View Original Post]

https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/...ntlemens-club/

Good think I've never been here though I was considering checking it out..

I've never been there or even heard of it. Googled it, and from Street Maps it looks like the Colisuem but that one appears to still be in business. Did Truth used to go by a different name?

**SamPerkins420** · 11-28-22 14:15

Originally Posted by Pussylicker2 [View Original Post]

So you've had valets go thru your car, find your weed and steal it.

Wait, there's nothing to worry about? After telling us you've been robbed by valets?

Personally I don't like people at quasi-legal businesses having my car and keys. Did you ever ask yourself why the club insists on holding your keys? I've asked over and over and haven't gotten a good answer.

20+ years ago I had a couple of bucks of weed taken from my car. If you want to call that being robbed, and something to worry about, IDK what to tell you. There is nothing to worry about.

Your obsession with valet here & on other sites is beyond bizarre. Just don't go to clubs like LS or FC that have it. "Problem" solved.

**Illyrian** · 11-27-22 17:00

https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/...ntlemens-club/

Good think I've never been here though I was considering checking it out.

Stay safe,

Illy.

**Illyrian** · 11-27-22 15:51

https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/...ntlemens-club/

Thank God I've never been there. However I was considering it.

Stay safe.

**Pussylicker2** · 11-23-22 13:56

Originally Posted by Samperkins420 [View Original Post]

I've valet parked a countless number of times... Worst that has ever happened was having my weed stolen...

So you've had valets go thru your car, find your weed and steal it.

Originally Posted by Samperkins420 [View Original Post]

Moral of the story: Valets are just guys trying to make some money, they don't want any problems with customers, just want their tips. Clubs will fire a valet in a second and replace him if that individual is upsetting customers. There's literally nothing to worry about.

Wait, there's nothing to worry about? After telling us you've been robbed by valets?

Personally I don't like people at quasi-legal businesses having my car and keys. Did you ever ask yourself why the club insists on holding your keys? I've asked over and over and haven't gotten a good answer.

**Member #6264** · 11-22-22 19:00

Went to Bogarts the other night, I specifically went to see Harmony and she did not disappoint! Thick little white goth / alt girl, late 20's early 30's, shaved side head, colored hair, and tattoos. Nice ass, big titties. Took her to the back and got a nice warm up dance, and then she pulled out little' henry and got him warmed up with her mouth during song two. Song three I bent her over the chair and started fucking her real good, and boys her ass was jiggling like crazy. Nice responsive moaning made me cum way earlier than I would have liked. I prefer to CIP but it was early in the night and didn't want to ruin it for the rest of you guys so I pulled out and came on the floor. She laughed and I have her her cash.

250 for no song count and BBFS. Seen her a few times, and I certainly will keep coming back.

**Time Twist** · 11-22-22 17:00

Originally Posted by Smdiw81 [View Original Post]

Do I need to bring my own condoms or will the girls provide?

The girls provide condoms, but I often will bring one or two in case they run out.

**Pussylicker2** · 11-22-22 13:07

Originally Posted by Passenger [View Original Post]

Is it possible that you're the one overthinking it and oversharing?

I venture that you have posted or commented about your distaste of valet parking at least 50 times over the years. Your experience is anecdotal. It follows that very, very few individuals have issues with valet parking as it would be harmful to these businesses if it happened in the manner and quantity of times that you suggest.

My anecdotal experience is that I valet parked hundreds of times over the years at strip clubs all over Detroit area and never had an issue at any of them. I've valet parked many hundreds of times at other restaurants and businesses. Again no issues.

So, is there another reason that you must bang this drum so oftenand loudly?

I would guess that 50 times is a serious undercount.

So how many times have I seen a post that says "never pay first"? Do people have a problem with paying first? I've paid first hundreds of times, never had a problem.

I don't care if you pay first and get ripped off, it's your money. Obviously you don't carry, or maybe you lock your piece in the trunk? They don't have valet parking as a service to make it convenient for the customer. They have it to have power over you. I'll keep talking about it as long as the clubs keep doing it.

**SamPerkins420** · 11-22-22 11:40

Originally Posted by Passenger [View Original Post]

His weird problem. Haven't spent much time over at TUSCL of late, but interesting how much bandwidth it consumes.

Agreed. Reminds me of someone that used to troll the TUSCL comments for clubs in Chicago area, claiming all of them had issues with M-13 gangs & parking lot shootouts. Except for one bar, that he was always quick to mention!

I've valet parked a countless number of times in my life at every type of place & event, including strip clubs. Worst that has ever happened was having my weed stolen by valets like 20+ years ago when I was in college. Obviously I couldn't complain to any authority about having my illegal drugs taken out of the car, and it was my fault for pulling into valet in a vehicle that stunk like smoke & had a big fat sack somewhere very easy to find.

Moral of the story: Valets are just guys trying to make some money, they don't want any problems with customers, just want their tips. Clubs will fire a valet in a second and replace him if that individual is upsetting customers. There's literally nothing to worry about.