Massage Parlor Reports

[BBGunn75]

In the area taking care of some business; New Berlin spa not sure if I ever seen any reviews? Stopped in last week 2 girl show both on the couch when I arrived. I met "Coco" the better looking of the two 40+ Pint sized maybe 4 ft 6 in fit with an ass not the typical flat Chinese ass. I used Google translate to explain my trouble pain areas. She put down a pretty good massage head to toe. Great massage skills from start to finish. Enough English to communicate. Door fee $65 hour, standard tip.

I've seen their ads this week on naughty sites, Do they offer HE or FS? The place looks totally legit, but the ads certainly suggest otherwise. I read some reviews on civilian sites, a couple sounded like there could be naughty fun had, but also said there were only sheets for doors. Most reviewers were talking about chronic pain relief. Seems pretty dubious if they're having a legit front, but allow shennanigans without proper doors.

[OralFunGuy20]

Ann was great! Comfortable funny. You felt like you were with a friend.

No question agreed 1000%.

[LookingForLefty]

Howdy, Mongers. Been a hot minute since I added my thoughts and experiences so just a couple of quick updates from my recent experiences the last few weeks.

84th & Bluemound: Was pleasantly surprised by this place, which is actually within walking distance for me. Very clean. Very quiet (I know others have had some mixed experiences) but on my two visits, I got a really good massage and an absolutely incredible back-walking (my favorite AMP menu item. Aside from, you know, the obvious) and some good handiwork at the end. Nothing above and beyond to write home about but all around good massage, good finish, good service, good experience. This could be my new go-to and hopefully, once I've developed a rapport, the menu will expand or the service will remain top-notch.

Hales Cornes: Up until Bluemound opened, this had been my regular since it's close to my gym and next to the laundromat I use because I'm too lazy to fix / replace my dryer. It's been slow but steady here. First few visits were kind of standard and methodical, which is to be expected if you're new to a location. But now that I've been there a few times, there's a little bit of comfort / familiarity / trust. Again, there's nothing earth-shattering taking place here. The quality of the massage / body work is decent (and has improved steadily) and the finish, while again, not mind-blowing, is exactly what you're hoping for. Nothing more, nothing less..

Agree on Atlanta and Phoenix. All the mega cities in Texas and Florida. Sometimes hard not to be thinking about the finish. But if you can block it out the massage is much better. If you both know it's not happening both of you will be more relaxed. If she thinks you're going to ask and you are holding out hope, you might as well drop $80 at a strip club.

[IHateUsemames]

No question agreed 1000%.

I think if Ann made a comeback she would take away a large portion of Casey's business.

[Dr Manhattan]

I think if Ann made a comeback she would take away a large portion of Casey's business.

Part of me doesn't blame Casey for driving up her prices. I saw her years ago and even then, I couldn't believe the bargain I was getting. I think the scene being so devoid of old-fashioned customer service is generational and not simply economic. I'm a Gen X'er and get the feeling that Ann was as well (or at least an older Millennial.) The talent under 30 is fixated on striking it big without concerning themselves about client care. It's why I always drove 80 miles south to the north Chicago burbs to see Euro women my own age. They serve with reputation in mind.

[LastsLonger]

You Sir when the prize for best quote of the month! May your next experience be beyond what you expected! This legit cracked me up! I am also way to old to use the word Legit, but I am not too legit to quite, the hammer said so!

Beyond a few girls like that, the most you'll find up here for Nuru is a hood girl willing to squirt some Jergens hand lotion on you for 5 minutes.

[WRutaWRuta]

When inquiring about nuru options I think most are looking for full on as you've alluded to. That's about as far as one can take it without doing the actual deed. It's a shame we don't have more options here in MKE as there definitely enough money here. It always amazes me how much more is available and out in the open places are in other parts of the country.

Switching gears, Casey loves hearing herself talk complains of other clients talking about their relationship or general problems but treats them like Dr. Phil giving her whole life story haha. She picked up many of Ann's former clients anyway. I remember Ann quite well from the numerous times I gave her the magic stick in every position except the kister. Told she wanted me to fuck the first visit guess I missed the hints it didn't go down till trip 3 or 4. While at work receiving those come fuck me right now texts were wild. Wouldn't mind her making a comeback.

I think if Ann made a comeback she would take away a large portion of Casey's business.

[IHateUsemames]

When inquiring about nuru options I think most are looking for full on as you've alluded to. That's about as far as one can take it without doing the actual deed. It's a shame we don't have more options here in MKE as there definitely enough money here. It always amazes me how much more is available and out in the open places are in other parts of the country.

Switching gears, Casey loves hearing herself talk complains of other clients talking about their relationship or general problems but treats them like Dr. Phil giving her whole life story haha. She picked up many of Ann's former clients anyway. I remember Ann quite well from the numerous times I gave her the magic stick in every position except the kister. Told she wanted me to fuck the first visit guess I missed the hints it didn't go down till trip 3 or 4. While at work receiving those come fuck me right now texts were wild. Wouldn't mind her making a comeback.

As I comb my memory about Casey, it was a sliding Russian finish with her upper body. Nuru-ish and similar to Ann, the busty Libertarian woman who offered B2B massage in West Allis during the late 2010's.

For full-on Nuru, most would have better luck in Chicago. I cannot vouch for any of these nuru ads and they may be full on scams. If even one is legit, well, you may be in luck.

https://rubpage.com/ad-categories/nuru/?city=chicago-il

In terms of FBSM in that area, I can personally vouch for the following. The photo of the Euro is her, although I'm sure it's from the early 2000's at best. 150 will get you a busty table massage with roaming on top and an ending. Ad says outcall, however, it was incall when I saw her.
https://rubpage.com/ad/inga/

If you search for Milwaukee, there's one ad listed, but it looks like BS. It's a Boston phone number, plus the name and email don't seem to match up. Caveat Emptor.

[Dr Manhattan]

Gel too expensive LOL she'd call it a +100 dollar ad-on anyway ros prices for L2 her "name re-branding" has turned into a great hustle just waiting for the same services to be offered at fifty to seventy-five dollars more for 2023.

Casey does not offer nuru. Says the gel is too expensive.

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As I comb my memory about Casey, it was a sliding Russian finish with her upper body. Nuru-ish and similar to Ann, the busty Libertarian woman who offered B2B massage in West Allis during the late 2010's.

For full-on Nuru, most would have better luck in Chicago. I cannot vouch for any of these nuru ads and they may be full on scams. If even one is legit, well, you may be in luck.

https://rubpage.com/ad-categories/nuru/?city=chicago-il

In terms of FBSM in that area, I can personally vouch for the following. The photo of the Euro is her, although I'm sure it's from the early 2000's at best. 150 will get you a busty table massage with roaming on top and an ending. Ad says outcall, however, it was incall when I saw her.
https://rubpage.com/ad/inga/

If you search for Milwaukee, there's one ad listed, but it looks like BS. It's a Boston phone number, plus the name and email don't seem to match up. Caveat Emptor.

[IHateUsemames]

Gel too expensive LOL she'd call it a +100 dollar ad-on anyway €ros prices for L2 her "name re-branding" has turned into a great hustle just waiting for the same services to be offered at fifty to seventy-five dollars more for 2023.

[QUOTE=Axel6;6223423]Casey does not offer nuru. Says the gel is too expensive. [ / QUOTE].

[MrHayness]

84th & Bluemound: Was pleasantly surprised by this place.

I paid a visit last weekend. She asked soft, medium or hard and I adked for hard. She asked if she could walk on my back and did. It was hard alright! Great massage! On the flip I was suprised that she told me to touch her! Did some otc and then utc. I considered asking her to take some off. Maybe next time. The HE was better than normal, she seemed to be getting into it.

The HE seems to be a normal part of the massage. If more were offered I'd take it, but don't expect it. Like 27 CuriousGuyMke said, the physical attention is nice. I'll be back.

[MrHayness]

84th & Bluemound: Was pleasantly surprised by this place.

I paid a visit last weekend. She asked soft, medium or hard and I adked for hard. She asked if she could walk on my back and did. It was hard alright! Great massage! On the flip I was suprised that she told me to touch her! Did some otc and then utc. I considered adking her to take some off. Maybe next time. The HE was better than normal, she seemed to be getting into it. I'll be back.

[CuriousGuyMke]

Howdy, Mongers. Been a hot minute since I added my thoughts and experiences so just a couple of quick updates from my recent experiences the last few weeks.

84th & Bluemound: Was pleasantly surprised by this place, which is actually within walking distance for me. Very clean. Very quiet (I know others have had some mixed experiences) but on my two visits, I got a really good massage and an absolutely incredible back-walking (my favorite AMP menu item. Aside from, you know, the obvious) and some good handiwork at the end. Nothing above and beyond to write home about but all around good massage, good finish, good service, good experience. This could be my new go-to and hopefully, once I've developed a rapport, the menu will expand or the service will remain top-notch.

Hales Cornes: Up until Bluemound opened, this had been my regular since it's close to my gym and next to the laundromat I use because I'm too lazy to fix / replace my dryer. It's been slow but steady here. First few visits were kind of standard and methodical, which is to be expected if you're new to a location. But now that I've been there a few times, there's a little bit of comfort / familiarity / trust. Again, there's nothing earth-shattering taking place here. The quality of the massage / body work is decent (and has improved steadily) and the finish, while again, not mind-blowing, is exactly what you're hoping for. Nothing more, nothing less.

I finally wrapped my head around the reality that no matter how much we hope, the options here will always pale in comparison to other markets. My experiences in Phoenix and Atlanta, especially, are the kind of things we can only dream about here. But you know what? That's alright. So while I've usually tried to refrain from being the know-it-all lecturing type, a little free advice to you newbies popping on and thinking you're about to hit the motherlode:

1. You're not walking into a porn movie shoot. It ain't happening.

2. You're not going to see a professional masseuse. Accept it.

3. That said, if you go in with the right mindset of "at the end of the day, my body is getting SOME attention paid to it," relax, enjoy the process (if you can) and not spend the entire session thinking about the ending, you'll still walk out better than you walked in.

4. These people are also people. And they're making a living. Treat them with respect. Again, this isn't a movie or a fantasy. There should be a level of professionalism from both sides. Go in with respect for them and you'll walk out with theirs for you.

That's all I've got for now. Hoping to get back into the swing of things and can offer a little more info after future visits.

[Axel6]

Dr. ,

Sweet Nina says she offers Nuru, which is just a nude massage in her shower. Not bad but not exactly what I was expecting. Finished on massage table without nuru gel.

Had a massage with her prior to this and later a FS experience hoping it would be better. Again, just ok.

She looks nothing like the ad pics, but still a pleasant experience.

For the same money I would go back to overpriced Casey. Very sensual. Not sure if nuru is available.

Thanks.

Casey does not offer nuru. Says the gel is too expensive.

[Monopolizr]

Dr. ,

Sweet Nina says she offers Nuru, which is just a nude massage in her shower. Not bad but not exactly what I was expecting. Finished on massage table without nuru gel.

Had a massage with her prior to this and later a FS experience hoping it would be better. Again, just ok.

She looks nothing like the ad pics, but still a pleasant experience.

For the same money I would go back to overpriced Casey. Very sensual. Not sure if nuru is available.

Thanks.

Older massage workers are sent to Milwaukee. If you want younger, you'll need to drive down to the Chicago burbs. Check out the reviews there for Exercise Spa, or Spa Lux.

For body to body there's Casey Caress. A full-figured, now somewhat expensive provider with tons of reviews in the search function. Again, way, way more in Chicago. I did recently notice this one on Twitter. https://twitter.com/OhSweetNina

Looks a little older and thicker on her website. Can't vouch for her personally. Beyond a few girls like that, the most you'll find up here for Nuru is a hood girl willing to squirt some Jergens hand lotion on you for 5 minutes. I had a girl for Nuru years ago, but it was an arrangement I had to work up to with a former dancer. She's long since gone, so I'm in the same boat as you now. We have to improvise in Brew City.