Massage Parlor Reports

**Harbinger147** · 11-16-22 15:33

Originally Posted by Fit312 [View Original Post]

What's more important are the friends we've met along the way.

I found it on RM, but it had no reviews, what kind of fun do they offer?

**CasualGuy007** · 11-16-22 12:43

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You are clearly a shill for BHC and if you do this again I'll edit your post in a way that you will not like.

A2

**CornCobMaker** · 11-16-22 12:14

Originally Posted by SterlingPNess [View Original Post]

Did you catch a name? I've been looking for a really good massage with some fun. Have seen Carly and can vouch for her fun skills, but not much massage to be had there. Heard there's a blonde girl there and wondering if that's who you saw.

Is the blonde girl euro? Would love a name if so.

**RalphMalph** · 11-16-22 11:11

Last minute question. Coming to Chicago tonight from downstate, looking for a place open after 1100 between end of 55 and Joliet. Yes I know quite broad. I scanned the forum but haven't seen anything. Looking for incall massage.

**GeneralObvious** · 11-16-22 08:03

Originally Posted by StraightEdge27 [View Original Post]

Can anyone point me in the direction of a good place near the VA hospital? I'll be visiting the area soon and looking for a good place to visit. The more bang for your buck the better. PMs are fine. TIA.

I can give you girls for CFS, BBFS, etc. All at fairly decent price points. What day are you in town?

**SpaDude777** · 11-16-22 04:53

Originally Posted by JamesTChicago [View Original Post]

Did you catch her name? And was she Thai?

To bad you did not request Carly. She can take big dick like a prono star. I'm 71/2 with pretty good girth and I know what you mean about being told "No.

Hunny too big". It really sucks!! Karly is Probably 110 pounds at most and she takes a solid 10-15 minute pounding balls deep (pussy and anal). I could.

Not believe it, she told me to fuck her ass even harder than I already was. Crazy! This girl definitely truly loves anal and fucking in general. Told me.

She leaves mid December.

**Volli8080** · 11-16-22 00:26

I'm back in the big city! Thought I'd drop in a query and see what yall fine gentlement can recommend.

What's the news on Milking table options? I'm near Oakbrook but fairly mobile. Recs? $? Etc.

Any info helps!

V.

**WalkingHard** · 11-15-22 22:07

Originally Posted by AcrossTheUnive [View Original Post]

I will share the name based on this logic.

Nancy is the name I remember. Too bad I was not able to get l3 because she could have been my lunch go to girl. I would have probably dropped a small fortune on her. My junk has never damaged any goods as long as I do not go too deep in a shallow hole. That is easy to regulate though. Oh well!

Nancy? Sounds like middle aged suburban white women. Never heard of a Nancy at Ozone, perhaps she's new or she just told you a name she gives bad customers.

**Fit312** · 11-15-22 19:26

Originally Posted by StraightEdge27 [View Original Post]

Can anyone point me in the direction of a good place near the VA hospital? I'll be visiting the area soon and looking for a good place to visit. The more bang for your buck the better. PMs are fine. TIA.

819 S Western is the closest FS joint, haven't seen the current rotation.

**Fit312** · 11-15-22 19:18

Originally Posted by Mexidan [View Original Post]

Business card.

What's more important are the friends we've met along the way.

**Chiguyxxx** · 11-15-22 17:28

Originally Posted by WalkingHard [View Original Post]

Based upon his description it sounds like he's describing Cindy or Jessica. Both are pretty with fakes and thin, but the shop rotates girls quite often so it could be someone entirely new.

Pretty sure Cindy went back home for a bit so it wasn't her.

**ConfuciusMan** · 11-15-22 17:22

Originally Posted by Hrodebert [View Original Post]

Is this the place on Central?

Sorry not on central Ave but close to that area.

**Mexidan** · 11-15-22 17:19

Business card.

**StraightEdge27** · 11-15-22 15:46

Can anyone point me in the direction of a good place near the VA hospital? I'll be visiting the area soon and looking for a good place to visit. The more bang for your buck the better. PMs are fine. TIA.

**ChgoJJ** · 11-15-22 15:39

Originally Posted by Mitsom [View Original Post]

Was in the mood for some big tatas and naughtiness so based on previous reviews took the plunge at Moon and called ahead for Lisa.

I will say she's in her 50's but her face wasn't bad at all. Shoulder length hair kinda curly. Tall but not as tall as I was expecting (I'm a taller guy). She has nice legs but quite a bit of a gut. No ass. Also not as much of a "BBW" as I had read besides her gut. Very pleasant demeanor. Paid $60 at the door. Massage wasn't as good as I was expecting. Wasn't bad. I'd call it a firm body rub.

So the whole time I'm thinking of what I want to do which was BJ, Russian, then see if I could COF. I read she does anything for the right money. Well, on the flip I was surprised when she denied me on BJ (she had no mask on when I entered but kept one on in the massage room BTW). I start to rub the cooch and she laughs and brushes my hand away. So I start jerking while I pull the boobs out. Not as big as I was expecting as many have commented on how big they are, one poster even referring to them as "huge". I would say they are floppy C cups. Big eraser nips. No haggling. I get her to oil up for Russian and busted between them. She finishes up with a light body rub. I give her $80 and was out.

The reason why I describe her in such detail is 1) I was wondering myself before I went and 2) I'm wondering if I actually got Lisa LOL. I mean, she fit the descriptions but the limited menu was surprising. On the way home I was wondering if since I called for Lisa and it was a slow day she just told me that's who she was when I walked in. Or if maybe you have to be a regular to get these menu items I've heard of?

Pretty average experience. Likely would not repeat.

Definitely sounds like you got Lisa. Lisa's boobs are bigger than Apple's boobs, Lisa does have the gut you mentioned, and I have never known Apple to give anything more than L1.