Massage Parlor Reports

[Benson008]

I had some free morning time so I visited and was greeted by someone who called herself Money. I got a laugh out of that and asked, how much money?

HH massage and CFS nothing more from an average lady in her mid 40's slender.

[Dexxzy]

Two plain aunties, Vivian and Chloe were all that was available. Vivian may not technically be an auntie but she's a stout gal and that makes her look older, IMO. I think Chloe is the de facto mamasan. Anyway, Chloe is the better looking of the two and again, also the older. FS and CBJ offered, no BBBJ. We were in the $150 range before I declined. Just not into aunties (or grannies).

I went there maybe 2 weeks ago and got Chloe. Face wise looks plain and she had on some plain clothes that didn't impress. My expectations going in were pretty low, but when she took her clothes, I was pleasantly surprised. She definitely has one of the better hard bodies I've seen. Big downside was attitude. Repeated wanting more money several times.

A:33-43; F:5. 5; B:8. 0; Small B's.

I stopped by this place by Yukon Tavern last weekend, and was greeted by a very cute lady who I would guess is about 30. She was about 5'4", maybe 120 lbs. Great body- rack is 9. 5/10, the rest maybe 9/10. Pretty face too.

Stopped by here recently. I'd say your A / H / W is pretty spot on (unlike some other people). Obviously, everyone has different rating systems, these are just my #'s. Definitely cute face, but some belly fat but (especially noticeable when she bends over) otherwise above average body with well above rack. Don't come here expecting a remotely good massage though. Name given was Vicky and she'll be here until EOM.

A:27-34; F:7. 5; B:7; Natural C / D's.

[FoolOfATook]

Anybody have any info on Natural Manual? Worth the parking lot risk.

Dunno if it's worth a busted window, but I've generally gotten enthusiastic CFS for what I would consider a normal rate there. I've only ever seen two women in there, the mamasan who lounges about and her underling. The underling isn't much to write home about and the massage itself is more tease than massage if that matters to you.

[Bhanson475]

Stopped by Luna the other day greeted by very average girl fully dressed with layers. She said another girl will do your massage I said ok hoping to get something in a nice dress! I used bathroom and came out and I literally saw a troll I immediately asked for my money and said I had to go.

Stopped by natural manual rang door bell. Decent looking lady answered wearing a blouse and jean shorts as I was walking in I noticed glass everywhere where the cars parked so I told her I would be back!

Went to place by poppy's I think it is maybe pappys. Saw nana everything was available but wasn't great was in a mood after searching.

Anybody have any info on Natural Manual? Worth the parking lot risk.

[Onion5]

Popped in here last week to do some recon. One woman wearing a skimpy slip sort of dress came out to greet me. I think she was in the middle of an appointment so I'm sorry if that was you. She was pretty, slightly older, late 40's-50's with a skinny frame and nice C cups. $50/$70, will definitely come back.

I stopped by this place by Yukon Tavern last weekend, and was greeted by a very cute lady who I would guess is about 30. She was about 5'4", maybe 120 lbs. Great body- rack is 9. 5/10, the rest maybe 9/10. Pretty face too. Opted for 30 min. At 50. Upon 12-15 mark, she said to flip. Massage pretty average. Menu was open for 150 after she'd tried to get 2. Upcharge to 2 referenced for daty. Wish I had. Anyway, very worthwhile imo for the FS, as she is of the highest quality appearance-wise. Not disinterested at all. Open to switching positions. Half-hr. Cut slightly short due to waiting patron. No biggie for me. Pretty sure they were real, BTW.

Personality was a little snarky, but in a playful way. Kind of likes to poke fun and made some nice comments at the end. Will def. Return.

Would also like to add that Serenity spa on 119th and Stark is excellent for the massage part. Flip is great too, but not FS that I have been able to ascertain. Super sweet proprietor, parking in rear (literally), shower upon request. She's probably 50 or so. I find her attractive. Not thin, not fat. Cans to die for. 50/70 and doesn't haggle at all.

Long time lurker, first time poster. Thanks for all of the info and laughs!

[SMuppet]

After reading some of the reviews I decided to give Angel a try yesterday. I was greeted by Mia; she is taller, slim with long dark hair, and amazing set of girls. I saw at least one other girl there, and think there was a third. I received a very good massage which I always enjoy, and very playful on the flip. CBJ / CFS and she was very responsive. We both fully enjoyed our session, and then she finished the massage. I left very happy and will be back.

[Dexxzy]

Hollywood on powell I know yumi is gone but had to stop in and look and glad I did and should have spent and hour with this one but I had recon on the mind and away I went of course there are more than 1 here as usual. I did not see the other gal, I knew yumi was gone I ask for her and this gal says I am yumi, I said no you are not yumi, then she says I'm amy.

Hate it when girls do this. So now I just ask their name first instead of asking if XYZ is there.

Dropped in on a grey house on the east end of the bridge on powell, surprised it was actually warm here inside, heat wise. A pleasant younger appealing gal welcomes me in. Think she said echo but was apple, said she was only one there, but as I am walking out I hear a bitchy voice from the background, so did not see or stay here either, definitely a return is in order here to taste the apple.

Been there very recently, only saw one gal working. Not sure if its same, but she called herself Lucy and had cute face and very long hair down to the lower back.

[NoFearToTry]

Such a nice sunny day yesterday and the car was looking shiny and spiffy. Had to go find some good food and have a look see what's new in the neighborhood and for the month at a few places known and unknown.

Not in any order but anyway here goes. On the far end to start.

Downstairs on 182nd, walked in asking for someone I know is gone, warmly greeted average build working alone wearing a one piece short dress. Not to my liking and desire but she sure tried to drag me into a room, a bit more of her than to my liking in thickness. I don't remember her name. Did not stay will return another day to view a new option.

A reasonably new place on glisan, 117th sets back off the road, luna. Walked in promptly greeted, again don't remember her name either, smaller cute petite and friendly, said not busy can massage now, have 2 girls here. Dressed short dress and plenty friendly. Will return here. Inside was clean tidy and no smells.

On 122nd blue house between powell and division, not anything to get too excited about, smelled like smoke inside, don't like can't stand it, moderately average, 45 plus, not going back.

On powell about 128th beautiful, went to see who is there knowing who is not there, pleasant average build smiling happy warm inviting attitude. I have seen her before somewhere but can not remember where. Surely not a throw her out of the party gal. Return and try another day.

On division at the palace, ownership has changed, walked in and the coldest greeting of the day award goes here. No chat just wants to drag me back. Try to chat a bit and another gal comes out one piece black dress. More inline with the mode of fun and action. Both gals 45 plus and too thick for my liking. Not to return anytime the grey Mercedes suv is there.

Hollywood on powell I know yumi is gone but had to stop in and look and glad I did and should have spent and hour with this one but I had recon on the mind and away I went of course there are more than 1 here as usual. I did not see the other gal, I knew yumi was gone I ask for her and this gal says I am yumi, I said no you are not yumi, then she says I'm amy.

Did a drive by to have a look at 97th powell no change it appears as the place has changed hands yet again since the same ones running it also ran woodburn and they have departed from around here. I have stopped here a couple times seems like a sweet gal works here now but a bit too thick for my inspirations and desires. Same voice always answers the phone here.

Dropped in on a grey house on the east end of the bridge on powell, surprised it was actually warm here inside, heat wise. A pleasant younger appealing gal welcomes me in. Think she said echo but was apple, said she was only one there, but as I am walking out I hear a bitchy voice from the background, so did not see or stay here either, definitely a return is in order here to taste the apple.

Ran up milwaukie ave to another new one and walked in here also, soft warm sweet demeaner and attitude very pleasant and appealing gal little english but dressed very nicely in the shorter dress, clean older house and no odd smells. Was not busy and was ready to embark on an hour of time. Definitely a return vote here.

I am always looking as I travel about and got over the shock of "look another one" some while ago. The options and quality in the locale is gaining and getting better throughout town. No longer are the days of there is "one" I know of. Be diligent and don't settle and don't over pay for your endeavors guys. Many places are still changing ownership constantly and along with that comes different contacts for quality of available staffing.

always be safe watch your surroundings in your environment , we are in a city running into the slums. the constant car thefts and shootings everywhere is getting alarming and not letting up anywhere. be safe always in life and travels you all . if your gut feeling is telling you something listen and go search another playground.

[RecklessOne]

Dropped by after guys like WarpFactor69 mentioned it and, well, Insert Han Solo saying, "It's true. All of it. ".

Went for 60, but essentially only got 45 (I guess that's why you guys say to go for 30). 0. 6+1. 4.

She was average looking, pretty enthusiastic. Massage was meh. Vibe was pretty much, "We both know why you're here, so let's get to it. ".

Was hoping the rest of the time would be filled with something, but I guess the deed was done and that was the end of it. Would go again but with a different mindset.

[Amp Guide]

Nice place. Warm and comfortable. I left happy nice body on her.

Thats all folks dealing with Monday work shit.

Best.

[Sancho1999]

If these places were going to get busted it would have already happened. There is no secret as to what these places are doing, although I am worried as to where law enforcement may have been able to look past the basic HE places, the number of FS spas that have opened in the past year or two is going to eventually lead to the downfall of all of these establishments.

When I lived on Oahu there was a great place walking from Honolulu PD main station. Walking into the place you could be see the police cars parked out front. But it always got great reviews and did always have excellent providers eventually it got shut down because of the media. Rumor was that ex-cops ran the Hostess Bars and some of the spas and they would compete for business by having one or the other raided. There was some great places there both standard rub and tug and FS. Its been 12 years since I lived there, don't have a clue what they are like now.

[MisterJimmy]

So, major senior moment. Was actually headed out to Kai Yaun but drove to Sunflower (in NW) instead. Duh. I know why I did it, I had Jenny on my mind. Well, Jenny is gone. I now rate this place as do not recommend.

Two plain aunties, Vivian and Chloe were all that was available. Vivian may not technically be an auntie but she's a stout gal and that makes her look older, IMO. I think Chloe is the de facto mamasan. Anyway, Chloe is the better looking of the two and again, also the older. FS and CBJ offered, no BBBJ. We were in the $150 range before I declined. Just not into aunties (or grannies). Massage was just okay by AMP standards. ZERO teasing and that is just plain stupid and bad business, IMHO. HE was just okay. Certainly nothing to write home to mom about. $60. Overall, a huge disappointment and I won't be back until they up their game considerably.

[AmaznAzn]

I'd be leery of visiting an AMP within a couple blocks of the courthouse, especially being right off the main road, but that's just me. Beaverton has a couple AMP's on or near Allen and Hall, within blocks of the precinct there, so similar situation there. Probably just my paranoia that a sting is more likely the closer you are to their home base.

If these places were going to get busted it would have already happened. There is no secret as to what these places are doing, although I am worried as to where law enforcement may have been able to look past the basic HE places, the number of FS spas that have opened in the past year or two is going to eventually lead to the downfall of all of these establishments.

[AmaznAzn]

On my drive back to Washougal around 10 pm, I stopped into several places for recon.

- Drew kiki at sunny on mill plain. Great provider and fun was had.

- Stopped by next door at the place next the fire place store. Looked liked a full parking lot with customers walking in. Decided to leave.

- Mill plain house near the 205 exit. Have has good experience there in the past and wanted to check out the new talent. Average looking provider. As before, appears to be only one choice. I said time.

- On first street between the camas costco and 164th, saw a place I have never seen before so stopped in. Again a sole provider and nothing to write home about.

- Palace Spa on 164. I have always been curious about this place since it is close to home. By the time I drove by, they were already closed for the night at 9 pm. Most reviews I have seen of this please leads me to think they are either all legit or no extras to be had.

- On 164th across the street from new seasons market. It was around 1015 by this point and a provider in scrubs like outfit met me. Looked ok. I asked how many avail and was told the other 2 currently busy. This place had mostly a legit atmosphere but I am wondering if anyone has had any luck here.

These are all close to home.

The house on Mill Plain that is near the 205 interchange used to have a decent looking gal working in there but the most I ever got was a standard ending with some roaming and boobs.

Sweet Massage in the parking lot of Fred Meyer off of 164th used to have younger gals working in there, but were replaced with some older ladies, from what I'm hearing, this one is being watched closely by some neighborhood Karen's. I steer clear due to my house being right down the road.

The Spa across the street from New Seasons on 164th has extras depending on who massages you. The gal who has been there forever will rub one out for you, it's hit and miss with the others.

Luo Lan on 192nd is strictly legit, but it's not a bad place to go if you're looking for just a good massage, which brings up the next legit place.

There is a spa in the parking lot by Patrick's Hawaiian off of 164th, legit massage and great foot massage.

Thai massage off of 164th near O'reilly's Auto Parts, wish this was anything other than legit seeing how I miss my days in Thailand, but sadly there are no extras to be had here.

Anyways, there are a ton of massage places to choose from up and down Mill Plain and 164th now, I'll have to go check out the one in Washougal that Zippy mentioned, just far enough outside of my area as to not attract any unwanted and suspicious eyes if my car were parked there.

[Zippy69]

On my drive back to Washougal around 10 pm, I stopped into several places for recon.

- Drew kiki at sunny on mill plain. Great provider and fun was had.

- Stopped by next door at the place next the fire place store. Looked liked a full parking lot with customers walking in. Decided to leave.

- Mill plain house near the 205 exit. Have has good experience there in the past and wanted to check out the new talent. Average looking provider. As before, appears to be only one choice. I said time.

- On first street between the camas costco and 164th, saw a place I have never seen before so stopped in. Again a sole provider and nothing to write home about.

- Palace Spa on 164. I have always been curious about this place since it is close to home. By the time I drove by, they were already closed for the night at 9 pm. Most reviews I have seen of this please leads me to think they are either all legit or no extras to be had.

- On 164th across the street from new seasons market. It was around 1015 by this point and a provider in scrubs like outfit met me. Looked ok. I asked how many avail and was told the other 2 currently busy. This place had mostly a legit atmosphere but I am wondering if anyone has had any luck here.

Washougal E street. Shares a old house with a financial / insurance agent. Anyone been? I'm hesitant to stop in be use of the busy road and my car is someone recognizable.