Massage Parlor Reports

[Harbinger147]

I have a friend whos looking for a ladyboy or trans AMP. I aint going to judge him, but does anyone know where I can a trans AMP?

[AcrossTheUnive]

I had a some time between meetings so I figured I would try Ozone based on some good reviews. I hoped for Karly but did not bother to request her. The one I got was small and quite pretty. The massage was fantastic! Now I am a solid 220 pound middle aged man that works out every day. I am clean, I was dressed business casual and well groomed. I look Latino. So after the nice massage, it looked promising until she uncovered my junk. While I understand that I am not small, I am also not huge. It was seemingly over with once she saw it. She offered l1, I asked for l3. Nope! I upped the offering. Nope! I tried to assure her that I am gentle (which is 100% true). Nope! I upped a tiny bit more because I really wanted l3. Nope!

We settle on l2 and I am like "screw it, I am here now". So we get ready and then she says covered only. Damn! What ever though. She gets nude after I ask. And I realize that other than her man made top, she is smaller than I thought. It was for me, a perfect body. So I am not pleased but I figure maybe some day would ease the situation. Nope! I almost never climax l2 with a cover. She was no different. After failing to get me there, I ask for hand. She keeps the cover on and after guiding her hand, I finally pop.

I do not know what it is about today but there was obviously some issue that she did not like about me. She even covered my things with the towel. So maybe she though I was that D bag dude secretly recording the AMPs. I am 100% not what she thought. I treat these girls respectfully. I endure the larger member tax. The regular girls that I see would attest that I am very gentle and prefer to get them off more than my own release. Most of them tell me that they really enjoyed it too. I will be nice enough to not mention her name because she really was pretty. I just wanted to give you all half a heads up. I would visit Ozone again but just not with this one. I would likely ask for another girl because I like Thai. For a regular sized guy, no need worry but for plus sized members, you may want to be mindful of the smaller girls here.

It is a shame because I really had good convo going with her before she saw it. I have been with smaller chick's that really enjoyed me too but whatever. She is hot though!

Until next time gents.

[AcrossTheUnive]

Yeah I did find that one, but the reviews for it seem to be that its terrible, have you personally been their?

I had a few visits and each visit was worse than the prior visit.

[Jayp80]

Try Exercise, easily some of the better looking K-girls.

OP left out which airport and what time he's planning to arrive.

[Harbinger147]

I have a 4 and a 1/2 hour layover in Chicago now is there somewhere close that is guaraneed for a extra extra massage.

Try Exercise, easily some of the better looking K-girls.

[Harbinger147]

Search HAO Loop.

Yeah I did find that one, but the reviews for it seem to be that its terrible, have you personally been their?

[FuckIt216]

Any good spots near ST? Been looking for one on RM, but it seems that part of the loop is a bit of a deadzone based upon RM. I'm new to working downtown and would like to go one day during my lunch!

Search HAO Loop.

[Coopertars]

Any good spots near ST? Been looking for one on RM, but it seems that part of the loop is a bit of a deadzone based upon RM. I'm new to working downtown and would like to go one day during my lunch!

Doubt there's anything within a 20 minute walk of Sears Tower, its probably the most expensive area for the AMPs to rent / lease space. Can probably use public transpo to get to a spot a little further out though. Blue line to grand ave and get to West River for example, might take 25-30 minutes still.

[WalkingHard]

I have a 4 and a 1/2 hour layover in Chicago now is there somewhere close that is guaraneed for a extra extra massage.

I'd recommend Harmony Spa in Norridge. It's Korean ladies and it's 10-15 minutes from O'Hare. Pretty good massage usually great. Excellent service and it includes Table Shower. House fee $80.

[Jinurso]

I got a PM asking about whether I ever saw Laura at Chicagolandbodyrubs.com. I said no but she was on my to do list. Then I did a search for reviews of Laura and read someone else's review mentioning L1 in RCG and that's when I remembered that I did see her. She was just so unmemorable that I forgot.

She looked good but had no personality at all. She reminded me of one of those girls you see at a red light district. They're really hot and look great in lingerie but they see so many men passing by that they are completely disengaged. Normally I'm really good at getting a girl out of her shell but with Laura I had absolutely nothing. No real conversation, she didn't take any of my bait (where I'll say something crazy to get some engagement going like "just got back from skydiving" and she said "oh cool") It was just nothing.

I don't think anything was on the menu but L1, but I was so disinterested I didn't ask. Yeah, nothing there at all. That's why I forgot about her. The thing that triggered my recollection was the RCG L1. She did that with me too. At first I thought it was kind of hot, but it was so mechanical I started thinking she did that because she didn't have to look at the guy and could just wander off to wherever her soul goes when she's mechanically jacking off the next guy there.

Definitely one of the better looking girls there but no interest in ever seeing her again.

[Harbinger147]

Any good spots near ST? Been looking for one on RM, but it seems that part of the loop is a bit of a deadzone based upon RM. I'm new to working downtown and would like to go one day during my lunch!

[Jinurso]

Finally saw Ashley. Cute girl but definitely larger than I imagined. Not fat by any means but she's probably 5'10/5'11 and maybe 170 lbs. Big tits and an even bigger ass, all extremely well proportioned.

Had a great experience. $$ for CBJ and FS. Seemed to sincerely get into it. Would probably repeat despite not being my ideal body type.

Last, I know there has been discussion about CLM using real pictures or not. In my experience, none of the pictures have been real. Some are better representations than others but none have been real.

Not all of them are real, but at least four girls have shown me the unblurred photos and it's them. And other girls have tattoos that match the photos perfectly. Each girl has the option of either using one of their audition photos they submitted or using a fake photo. Apparently CLM management doesn't care which.

Of the girls I've seen there over the years, somewhat over half of them have used their real photo. Having said that, I haven't seen the newer names over the past few months, so I can't comment on any of them yet. After I had some drama at CLM (long story, PM if you really want to know) I spent the last several months exploring the high end market. So maybe none of them are using their real photos, but the girls who have been there for the past year, most of them are.

That doesn't mean they're accurate, though! Those Jessica pics are probably four years old by now but it's her. Suzie is a perpetual yoyo dieter. She'll be anywhere from 10 pounds LIGHTER than her photos to 10 pounds heavier. Emily's face was mistakenly unblurred for a while and it was definitely her. Salma used her real photos at first but I don't think her new ones are her. Melissa is definitely her and probably the most accurate. I've seen Cameron's unblurred and it's her. Zara is her. Bella is her too. So is Sarah. I haven't seen the others, so can't comment. But I see Natalie is listed today finally so I might try to see her if I can get in.

[TJGeek]

What's CLM? Is that youwannaseeme?

CLM = Chicagoland Bodyrubs = chicagolandmassage.net.

[ConfuciusMan]

Anyone seen Sara at Belmont spa lately. Wondering if she's doing massages. Thanks.

[ShuperShtar]

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