Massage Parlor Reports

[Riina]

I've seen Admin state it (no tranny talk) more than once. I don't know if that's official policy, and I don't know if Admin is just one person.

Actually, there's two moderators. Jackson, the founder, and Admin 2 also known as Daddy Ruiz. Both live in Buenos Aires but I think A2 now lives in Colombia.

[Riina]

Nothing in the posting guidelines said I couldn't.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/cust...eid=ForumRules

Read general rules.


No Discussion about Homosexuals, Transvestites, Transsexuals or She-Males: Please do not post any messages anywhere on this site that refers to Homosexuals, Transvestites, Transsexuals or She-Males. This website is about sex between men who were always men and women who were always women. Any person violating this policy will banned immediately.

[TJGeek]

I got a PM asking about whether I ever saw Laura at Chicagolandbodyrubs.com. I said no but she was on my to do list. Then I did a search for reviews of Laura and read someone else's review mentioning L1 in RCG and that's when I remembered that I did see her. She was just so unmemorable that I forgot.

She looked good but had no personality at all. She reminded me of one of those girls you see at a red light district. They're really hot and look great in lingerie but they see so many men passing by that they are completely disengaged. Normally I'm really good at getting a girl out of her shell but with Laura I had absolutely nothing. No real conversation, she didn't take any of my bait (where I'll say something crazy to get some engagement going like "just got back from skydiving" and she said "oh cool") It was just nothing.

I don't think anything was on the menu but L1, but I was so disinterested I didn't ask. Yeah, nothing there at all. That's why I forgot about her. The thing that triggered my recollection was the RCG L1. She did that with me too. At first I thought it was kind of hot, but it was so mechanical I started thinking she did that because she didn't have to look at the guy and could just wander off to wherever her soul goes when she's mechanically jacking off the next guy there.

Definitely one of the better looking girls there but no interest in ever seeing her again.

If you are talking about tall and thin blond Eastern Euro Laura, then she does offer more, including BBJ, DATY, 69, and CFS which I did 3 times with her. But, as you described her, she is disinterested at times and out of it. And for those reasons, I don't go back.

[DanTheMan1010]

Hey all,

Curious what others have experienced with Judy.?

I have been 3-4 times and have had decent experiences.

Usually a decent rub down and then L1 and usually tongue play in the sack and HTUMA (rim).

Curious how anyone has gotten anymore as I'd love to advance a little.

Thanks!

[George Stark]

Nothing in the posting guidelines said I couldn't.

I've seen Admin state it (no tranny talk) more than once. I don't know if that's official policy, and I don't know if Admin is just one person.

[Harbinger147]

Thailand? And I'm pretty sure discussing chicks with dicks (or more accurately dudes with boobs) is against forum rules.

Nothing in the posting guidelines said I couldn't.

[JakeGoodfella]

I have a friend whos looking for a ladyboy or trans AMP. I aint going to judge him, but does anyone know where I can a trans AMP?

Thailand? And I'm pretty sure discussing chicks with dicks (or more accurately dudes with boobs) is against forum rules.

[Harbinger147]

I have a friend whos looking for a ladyboy or trans AMP. I aint going to judge him, but does anyone know where I can a trans AMP?

[AcrossTheUnive]

I had a some time between meetings so I figured I would try Ozone based on some good reviews. I hoped for Karly but did not bother to request her. The one I got was small and quite pretty. The massage was fantastic! Now I am a solid 220 pound middle aged man that works out every day. I am clean, I was dressed business casual and well groomed. I look Latino. So after the nice massage, it looked promising until she uncovered my junk. While I understand that I am not small, I am also not huge. It was seemingly over with once she saw it. She offered l1, I asked for l3. Nope! I upped the offering. Nope! I tried to assure her that I am gentle (which is 100% true). Nope! I upped a tiny bit more because I really wanted l3. Nope!

We settle on l2 and I am like "screw it, I am here now". So we get ready and then she says covered only. Damn! What ever though. She gets nude after I ask. And I realize that other than her man made top, she is smaller than I thought. It was for me, a perfect body. So I am not pleased but I figure maybe some day would ease the situation. Nope! I almost never climax l2 with a cover. She was no different. After failing to get me there, I ask for hand. She keeps the cover on and after guiding her hand, I finally pop.

I do not know what it is about today but there was obviously some issue that she did not like about me. She even covered my things with the towel. So maybe she though I was that D bag dude secretly recording the AMPs. I am 100% not what she thought. I treat these girls respectfully. I endure the larger member tax. The regular girls that I see would attest that I am very gentle and prefer to get them off more than my own release. Most of them tell me that they really enjoyed it too. I will be nice enough to not mention her name because she really was pretty. I just wanted to give you all half a heads up. I would visit Ozone again but just not with this one. I would likely ask for another girl because I like Thai. For a regular sized guy, no need worry but for plus sized members, you may want to be mindful of the smaller girls here.

It is a shame because I really had good convo going with her before she saw it. I have been with smaller chick's that really enjoyed me too but whatever. She is hot though!

Until next time gents.

[AcrossTheUnive]

Yeah I did find that one, but the reviews for it seem to be that its terrible, have you personally been their?

I had a few visits and each visit was worse than the prior visit.

[Jayp80]

Try Exercise, easily some of the better looking K-girls.

OP left out which airport and what time he's planning to arrive.

[Harbinger147]

I have a 4 and a 1/2 hour layover in Chicago now is there somewhere close that is guaraneed for a extra extra massage.

Try Exercise, easily some of the better looking K-girls.

[Harbinger147]

Search HAO Loop.

Yeah I did find that one, but the reviews for it seem to be that its terrible, have you personally been their?

[FuckIt216]

Any good spots near ST? Been looking for one on RM, but it seems that part of the loop is a bit of a deadzone based upon RM. I'm new to working downtown and would like to go one day during my lunch!

Search HAO Loop.

[Coopertars]

Any good spots near ST? Been looking for one on RM, but it seems that part of the loop is a bit of a deadzone based upon RM. I'm new to working downtown and would like to go one day during my lunch!

Doubt there's anything within a 20 minute walk of Sears Tower, its probably the most expensive area for the AMPs to rent / lease space. Can probably use public transpo to get to a spot a little further out though. Blue line to grand ave and get to West River for example, might take 25-30 minutes still.