Massage Parlor Reports

[RavenFlies]

I have a 4 and a 1/2 hour layover in Chicago now is there somewhere close that is guaraneed for a extra extra massage.

[Degen123]

This is one of my go to agencies and I will give short reviews of the ones I have met / seen.

Mia-obviosuly gone picture were representing her and she was a good time. Partake twice.

Bella-really good time seen her twice. Pictures might be her, carries herself well. Not clock watcher or looking for $. Would repeat.

Sandra-pictures not close but a good time. She is a freak. Not clock watcher or $. Might repeat in pinch.

Suzie -never understood the hype so finally saw her. Limited menu got offer full but it was astronomical. Decent looks but mechanical and looking for $. No repeat.

Melissa-conflicted as she is hot but pricey menu. Maybe on returning.

Jessica-started fun and then had another monger show up. Had made an agreement for x but once she saw they booked her cut me short. Based on that wouldn't return.

Laura- fun time pictures fair representation. Definitely would repeat.

Overall all YMMV just a few no repeat. For me. This has been compiled for a while so you might get more or less. FYI some girls don't even bother with tip $ but obviously you tip. Some negotiate upfront. Use best judgement for most LOL any questions pm me.

What's CLM? Is that youwannaseeme?

[ZzTopSterZz]

What does CTM stand for? Tried to search but term too short. Thanks.

A tip I've seen in other cities is to double the last letter of a three letter provider or spa to make it searchable. We should all do that. A gal named Ava becomes Avaa and so forth.

Anyway not sure what post you are referring to. There's CLM = chicagoland bodyrub. Website posted several times in the forum. And there's CTM = chicago therapeutic massage on Monteose. No website that I know of.

[GoHomeSmiling]

Russian

That was lisa. I Tried the same not long ago. My problem was the massage was OK but VERY little wind-up / tease, and I don't really respond to that. I think she was annoyed that I didn't pop in 30 seconds and started in with "come on come on" - not encouragement but hurry the fuck up. Then she started in with literally the most aggressive L1 I have EVER received in my life, honestly I stopped her twice and told her to knock it off, and that it hurt. I think maybe lisas was once upon a time the hottest shit around and her ego was a little bruised that I wasn't finished immediately. Heard of hate-fuck? This was a hate HJ LOL. Will not repeat.

[GoHomeSmiling]

New Hop.

Said name was Ewa? Eva? Name wounded Euro but she was not LOL.

Asked hard or soft, I said medium, and while she took direction on where on my back I needed attention, it was less of a massage than moving hands around. Standard finish, said "I only ever do this" and made the up and down motion. OK. Hoping for a little more, but she was really tuned in on what I liked, no jackhammer. She popped the ladies out, and they were beautiful and all natural. So excellent on that front, but would love to connect with someone else there who may be more open to more.

[GoHomeSmiling]

What does CTM stand for? Tried to search but term too short. Thanks.

[Mitsom]

Was in the mood for some big tatas and naughtiness so based on previous reviews took the plunge at Moon and called ahead for Lisa.

I will say she's in her 50's but her face wasn't bad at all. Shoulder length hair kinda curly. Tall but not as tall as I was expecting (I'm a taller guy). She has nice legs but quite a bit of a gut. No ass. Also not as much of a "BBW" as I had read besides her gut. Very pleasant demeanor. Paid $60 at the door. Massage wasn't as good as I was expecting. Wasn't bad. I'd call it a firm body rub.

So the whole time I'm thinking of what I want to do which was BJ, Russian, then see if I could COF. I read she does anything for the right money. Well, on the flip I was surprised when she denied me on BJ (she had no mask on when I entered but kept one on in the massage room BTW). I start to rub the cooch and she laughs and brushes my hand away. So I start jerking while I pull the boobs out. Not as big as I was expecting as many have commented on how big they are, one poster even referring to them as "huge". I would say they are floppy C cups. Big eraser nips. No haggling. I get her to oil up for Russian and busted between them. She finishes up with a light body rub. I give her $80 and was out.

The reason why I describe her in such detail is 1) I was wondering myself before I went and 2) I'm wondering if I actually got Lisa LOL. I mean, she fit the descriptions but the limited menu was surprising. On the way home I was wondering if since I called for Lisa and it was a slow day she just told me that's who she was when I walked in. Or if maybe you have to be a regular to get these menu items I've heard of?

Pretty average experience. Likely would not repeat.

[Fantastico]

Any intel on either gal? Been going to CLM for a while now and I've seen Zara, Bella, and Suzie (Zara is ATF), but I'm looking to try something new. Any info on looks, menu and pricing would be super helpful and greatly appreciated.

Finally saw Ashley. Cute girl but definitely larger than I imagined. Not fat by any means but she's probably 5'10/5'11 and maybe 170 lbs. Big tits and an even bigger ass, all extremely well proportioned.

Had a great experience. $$ for CBJ and FS. Seemed to sincerely get into it. Would probably repeat despite not being my ideal body type.

Last, I know there has been discussion about CLM using real pictures or not. In my experience, none of the pictures have been real. Some are better representations than others but none have been real.

[Jv Money]

Looking for a new place. Work in Des plaines and kinda played out at the AMPs. Looking for a Latin massage place. Used to frequent Zeus and kneading hands in the city but since they closed I'm looking for a new place. Could anyone help?

Thanks.

[Gamma P]

Been twice with two good HEs.

Does anyone know if they offer prostate massage and / or table showers?

They have a standup shower but unfortunately no table shower.

[SideTalker]

Saw coco again, had an OK experience the first time but not so much this time.

Severe haggling, almost brutal massage and as the cherry on top I realized they don't use those paper towels on their tables, so the next guy was lying down in my sweat.

Won't be back.

If anyone knows any good ass-teasing L1 providers, would be much appreciated.

Also a recent review of isabela pomares would be appreciated. Wondering if there is much tease or just a good massage followed by L1. PMs good too.

Thank you, gents.

[GeneralObvious]

Was in Chinatown and moon and unwind were busy so tried yun ping. Drew Cici, a 60+ year old MT. The place is a drive, even by Chinatown AMP standards. Maybe 5 minutes of massage before the flip demanded $60 for topless level one. Got jackhammer treatment, utc roaming instead of topless. Avoid this place, bad environment, bad massage, bad finish. Your better off with self service in the bathroom at Ming Hin. . 45 + . 60.

You jack off at Minghin? You're disturbed to say the least.

[GrannyLover]

Was in Chinatown and moon and unwind were busy so tried yun ping. Drew Cici, a 60+ year old MT. The place is a drive, even by Chinatown AMP standards. Maybe 5 minutes of massage before the flip demanded $60 for topless level one. Got jackhammer treatment, utc roaming instead of topless. Avoid this place, bad environment, bad massage, bad finish. Your better off with self service in the bathroom at Ming Hin. . 45 + . 60.

[Wenger]

Nice review for a well deserving girl. She is one of my favorite girls, top 3 for sure. Nice pics! But I still think my pic with her in red dress is better quality lol. One thing that I failed to mention in my review is that Lina really takes her time doing nuru. My time in the shower room lasted close to 20 minutes. It sounds like your time in there was long too. Well worth the money if you ask me. I tipped her additional because I also asked for DFK and CIM finish.

When I texted her last night, she said only 3 guys have asked for nuru since my review on Monday. I guess either people don't want to pay up for nuru or people still think I write fake reviews for girls that only exist in my imagination. Oh well, your loss.

I think I know where I'm going after the Bears game on Sunday. Just letting you all know so no one takes my spot.

[Iamslobbyist]

Saw Carly at Ozone. In case there was any question, she is definitely black (or at least half black). As others have said, she's hot and probably around 28 to 32. Very slim, probably 100-110 lbs. Cute face, B cups, nice fit butt. I'd say overall she's a 7. 5/8 in terms of looks (compared to the general population), but for a massage parlor, she's probably the best you'll get. I'd put her even above Zara from CLM in terms of looks.

She definitely has a hot personalitylots of flirting, dirty talk, etc. Again, she offers a completely open menu, but opted for nude L1 which I got for $60. Above average technique, but not the best. Overall, if you're looking for a hottie, check her out.

Thanks to this review on Carly, I visited her recently. She is as advertised. Dark skin Brazilian who has an open menu, naughty, and a lot of fun. I wanted an hour, but she said she was only available for 30 minutes. Half hour turned out to be all that was needed. Cost was $60, and I entered the room. Within five minutes of the massage she was grazing my balls. Within ten minutes, I flipped and towel came off, and she was massaging junior and saying $200 for FS and $240 for anal. I opted for FS.

Within ten minutes her tight ass and pussy were in my face, and I was dining on both while in 69 and bbj / bls. I then stood up while she continued the bbj assault. She flicks her tongue like mad over the balls, which I loved. Then it was doggie, mish, and a cim final with hot eye contact.

Pros: hot, young, dirty talk, and open menu. Even with the 30 minute limit I did not feel rushed, and she seemed to enjoy the session as well.

Cons: virtually no massage, pricy when you consider she is $140 more expensive than Macie with less open menu. No kissing.

Despite the high price, I would repeat. Said she is here through December and then back in February.