Massage Parlor Reports

[Harbinger147]

I have a 4 and a 1/2 hour layover in Chicago now is there somewhere close that is guaraneed for a extra extra massage.

Try Exercise, easily some of the better looking K-girls.

[Harbinger147]

Search HAO Loop.

Yeah I did find that one, but the reviews for it seem to be that its terrible, have you personally been their?

[FuckIt216]

Any good spots near ST? Been looking for one on RM, but it seems that part of the loop is a bit of a deadzone based upon RM. I'm new to working downtown and would like to go one day during my lunch!

Search HAO Loop.

[Coopertars]

Any good spots near ST? Been looking for one on RM, but it seems that part of the loop is a bit of a deadzone based upon RM. I'm new to working downtown and would like to go one day during my lunch!

Doubt there's anything within a 20 minute walk of Sears Tower, its probably the most expensive area for the AMPs to rent / lease space. Can probably use public transpo to get to a spot a little further out though. Blue line to grand ave and get to West River for example, might take 25-30 minutes still.

[WalkingHard]

I have a 4 and a 1/2 hour layover in Chicago now is there somewhere close that is guaraneed for a extra extra massage.

I'd recommend Harmony Spa in Norridge. It's Korean ladies and it's 10-15 minutes from O'Hare. Pretty good massage usually great. Excellent service and it includes Table Shower. House fee $80.

[Jinurso]

I got a PM asking about whether I ever saw Laura at Chicagolandbodyrubs.com. I said no but she was on my to do list. Then I did a search for reviews of Laura and read someone else's review mentioning L1 in RCG and that's when I remembered that I did see her. She was just so unmemorable that I forgot.

She looked good but had no personality at all. She reminded me of one of those girls you see at a red light district. They're really hot and look great in lingerie but they see so many men passing by that they are completely disengaged. Normally I'm really good at getting a girl out of her shell but with Laura I had absolutely nothing. No real conversation, she didn't take any of my bait (where I'll say something crazy to get some engagement going like "just got back from skydiving" and she said "oh cool") It was just nothing.

I don't think anything was on the menu but L1, but I was so disinterested I didn't ask. Yeah, nothing there at all. That's why I forgot about her. The thing that triggered my recollection was the RCG L1. She did that with me too. At first I thought it was kind of hot, but it was so mechanical I started thinking she did that because she didn't have to look at the guy and could just wander off to wherever her soul goes when she's mechanically jacking off the next guy there.

Definitely one of the better looking girls there but no interest in ever seeing her again.

[Harbinger147]

Any good spots near ST? Been looking for one on RM, but it seems that part of the loop is a bit of a deadzone based upon RM. I'm new to working downtown and would like to go one day during my lunch!

[Jinurso]

Finally saw Ashley. Cute girl but definitely larger than I imagined. Not fat by any means but she's probably 5'10/5'11 and maybe 170 lbs. Big tits and an even bigger ass, all extremely well proportioned.

Had a great experience. $$ for CBJ and FS. Seemed to sincerely get into it. Would probably repeat despite not being my ideal body type.

Last, I know there has been discussion about CLM using real pictures or not. In my experience, none of the pictures have been real. Some are better representations than others but none have been real.

Not all of them are real, but at least four girls have shown me the unblurred photos and it's them. And other girls have tattoos that match the photos perfectly. Each girl has the option of either using one of their audition photos they submitted or using a fake photo. Apparently CLM management doesn't care which.

Of the girls I've seen there over the years, somewhat over half of them have used their real photo. Having said that, I haven't seen the newer names over the past few months, so I can't comment on any of them yet. After I had some drama at CLM (long story, PM if you really want to know) I spent the last several months exploring the high end market. So maybe none of them are using their real photos, but the girls who have been there for the past year, most of them are.

That doesn't mean they're accurate, though! Those Jessica pics are probably four years old by now but it's her. Suzie is a perpetual yoyo dieter. She'll be anywhere from 10 pounds LIGHTER than her photos to 10 pounds heavier. Emily's face was mistakenly unblurred for a while and it was definitely her. Salma used her real photos at first but I don't think her new ones are her. Melissa is definitely her and probably the most accurate. I've seen Cameron's unblurred and it's her. Zara is her. Bella is her too. So is Sarah. I haven't seen the others, so can't comment. But I see Natalie is listed today finally so I might try to see her if I can get in.

[TJGeek]

What's CLM? Is that youwannaseeme?

CLM = Chicagoland Bodyrubs = chicagolandmassage.net.

[ConfuciusMan]

Anyone seen Sara at Belmont spa lately. Wondering if she's doing massages. Thanks.

[ShuperShtar]

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[RavenFlies]

I have a 4 and a 1/2 hour layover in Chicago now is there somewhere close that is guaraneed for a extra extra massage.

[Degen123]

This is one of my go to agencies and I will give short reviews of the ones I have met / seen.

Mia-obviosuly gone picture were representing her and she was a good time. Partake twice.

Bella-really good time seen her twice. Pictures might be her, carries herself well. Not clock watcher or looking for $. Would repeat.

Sandra-pictures not close but a good time. She is a freak. Not clock watcher or $. Might repeat in pinch.

Suzie -never understood the hype so finally saw her. Limited menu got offer full but it was astronomical. Decent looks but mechanical and looking for $. No repeat.

Melissa-conflicted as she is hot but pricey menu. Maybe on returning.

Jessica-started fun and then had another monger show up. Had made an agreement for x but once she saw they booked her cut me short. Based on that wouldn't return.

Laura- fun time pictures fair representation. Definitely would repeat.

Overall all YMMV just a few no repeat. For me. This has been compiled for a while so you might get more or less. FYI some girls don't even bother with tip $ but obviously you tip. Some negotiate upfront. Use best judgement for most LOL any questions pm me.

What's CLM? Is that youwannaseeme?

[ZzTopSterZz]

What does CTM stand for? Tried to search but term too short. Thanks.

A tip I've seen in other cities is to double the last letter of a three letter provider or spa to make it searchable. We should all do that. A gal named Ava becomes Avaa and so forth.

Anyway not sure what post you are referring to. There's CLM = chicagoland bodyrub. Website posted several times in the forum. And there's CTM = chicago therapeutic massage on Monteose. No website that I know of.

[GoHomeSmiling]

Russian

That was lisa. I Tried the same not long ago. My problem was the massage was OK but VERY little wind-up / tease, and I don't really respond to that. I think she was annoyed that I didn't pop in 30 seconds and started in with "come on come on" - not encouragement but hurry the fuck up. Then she started in with literally the most aggressive L1 I have EVER received in my life, honestly I stopped her twice and told her to knock it off, and that it hurt. I think maybe lisas was once upon a time the hottest shit around and her ego was a little bruised that I wasn't finished immediately. Heard of hate-fuck? This was a hate HJ LOL. Will not repeat.