Massage Parlor Reports

**TheGatekeeper** · 12-08-22 17:30

Originally Posted by MarriedTom [View Original Post]

Visiting from out of town, and wanted to relax. Went there by mistake, had Googled Zen and this one came up.

Open late, hidden from main road, little Engrish on phone, must be good right?

Wrong, got skunked.

Was led to room and told to get ready, therapist be right in. 5 minutes later, Mama checks on Me and covers me with a sheet. Strike one.

Therapist come in, and asks soft / medium / hard, and proceeds to tuck sheets in all around, strike 2!

Massage starts off soft and jumps to hard, which felt good, do I let it roll.

Brushed Her leg a few times to show interest, but she then took a 3 point stance, anchored away from reach. Strike 3!

She leaves, and new girl come in, and my hopes went up a little, but she tucks the sheets in again and asks if I want more time. I told Her I still have 30 ins, and she laughs and says okay.

She peels back the top half and starts with the oil, again, hopes lifted. She places sheet back, and peels back 1 leg, covers, then the other.

This place got busted a couple years ago. They have since reopened and are completely legit. I made the same trip you did about a year ago get the same results as you.

**MarriedTom** · 12-08-22 13:33

Visiting from out of town, and wanted to relax. Went there by mistake, had Googled Zen and this one came up.

Open late, hidden from main road, little Engrish on phone, must be good right?

Wrong, got skunked.

Was led to room and told to get ready, therapist be right in. 5 minutes later, Mama checks on Me and covers me with a sheet. Strike one.

Therapist come in, and asks soft / medium / hard, and proceeds to tuck sheets in all around, strike 2!

Massage starts off soft and jumps to hard, which felt good, do I let it roll.

Brushed Her leg a few times to show interest, but she then took a 3 point stance, anchored away from reach. Strike 3!

She leaves, and new girl come in, and my hopes went up a little, but she tucks the sheets in again and asks if I want more time. I told Her I still have 30 ins, and she laughs and says okay.

She peels back the top half and starts with the oil, again, hopes lifted. She places sheet back, and peels back 1 leg, covers, then the other.

I ask if okay To flip, she wipes with hot towel, and I flip. Again, sheets get tucked.

Starts on head and looking in my eyes, starts on chest area. I try to move hands down further, and she says "we no do that here," and then I said "last time, yes you did". She says "your first time here is today". And then did some feet / calf rub and says all done and leaves.

As I was leaving, Mama was looking at her phone and verifying my number and name. I handed the 1st girl a $20, and out I went.

Is this normal here, or does it take a few visits to get what we want?

**Member #6467** · 12-03-22 13:15

A lot of positive reviews on the massage side of things and that's what I was looking for.

Greeted by Tina. She's older as the rest of them there I saw. She was very polite with a fun attitude that I liked. She really wanted to make sure I was comfortable. She had a mask on, jeans and t-shirt.

Massage was meh. Not enough pressure. It was still relaxing though. Hot towel flip no negotiations straight to work. Had to coach her the whole time. Started good and slow then right to 2 hand Jack hammer. Had to slow her down and talk her through it. Finished with a nice covered front shoulder head massage.

As I was leaving noticed "Zen Bodywork" across the street. Any info?

**YasMuji** · 11-21-22 22:20

Originally Posted by Cardboard1 [View Original Post]

I went to see her, definitely an escort who are you kidding.

Well obviously we had different experiences. Enjoy.

**Cardboard1** · 11-17-22 12:02

Originally Posted by YasMuji [View Original Post]

I recently went to see her. Def not an escort!! However I do recommend seeing her if your looking for a Cisneros massage.

I went to see her, definitely an escort who are you kidding.

**YasMuji** · 11-16-22 07:12

Originally Posted by Cardboard1 [View Original Post]

I went on this site and found out some of these girls are really escorts, gave them a email. Phone number and kik and they responded especially cuddlecomfort1 let me know if anyone else experienced this.

I recently went to see her. Def not an escort!! However I do recommend seeing her if your looking for a Cisneros massage.

**DengKemboko** · 11-14-22 13:50

Originally Posted by Orion413 [View Original Post]

Had some free time this afternoon, so drove to Parker St. Because I've had a decent experience there. Rang the bell, no answer. Bummer. Headed north to old Fiona's, now called Relaxation Bodyworks. They had large "OPEN" signs in the windows. Parked in back, rang the bell, no answer. WTF? That's the second time this has happened to me here. Is this place ever staffed? I'm done with it. After that, went across the street to Zen Bodywork. You can walk in there. The woman at the desk said they were too busy, and I needed to have an appt or come back later. I didn't have more time, so just left. I should have called in advance.

I'd try again at Zen or Parker, but I'm over Fiona's / Relaxation.

I've only ever walked right in at Fiona's / Relaxation, and been met immediately by whoever was managing the place that day. I never even noticed a bell outside.

**Orion413** · 11-11-22 22:56

Had some free time this afternoon, so drove to Parker St. Because I've had a decent experience there. Rang the bell, no answer. Bummer. Headed north to old Fiona's, now called Relaxation Bodyworks. They had large "OPEN" signs in the windows. Parked in back, rang the bell, no answer. WTF? That's the second time this has happened to me here. Is this place ever staffed? I'm done with it. After that, went across the street to Zen Bodywork. You can walk in there. The woman at the desk said they were too busy, and I needed to have an appt or come back later. I didn't have more time, so just left. I should have called in advance.

I'd try again at Zen or Parker, but I'm over Fiona's / Relaxation.

**Cardboard1** · 11-08-22 06:55

Originally Posted by YasMuji [View Original Post]

Which site?? Most if the massage ones I see require to pay $5 to get on a site. Then if you read their services and what they are asking doesn't seem true??

The site is cuddle comfort its free.

**YasMuji** · 11-07-22 20:36

Originally Posted by Cardboard1 [View Original Post]

I went on this site and found out some of these girls are really escorts, gave them a email. Phone number and kik and they responded especially cuddlecomfort1 let me know if anyone else experienced this.

Which site?? Most if the massage ones I see require to pay $5 to get on a site. Then if you read their services and what they are asking doesn't seem true??

**Cardboard1** · 11-05-22 09:42

I went on this site and found out some of these girls are really escorts, gave them a email. Phone number and kik and they responded especially cuddlecomfort1 let me know if anyone else experienced this.

**DengKemboko** · 10-20-22 11:45

Originally Posted by Lgkok [View Original Post]

It's to bad they don't offer more than the happy ending.

Yeah. I've asked every time I've been there and the answers have ranged from a polite "No, not here" to outright laughing at the suggestion.

**Lgkok** · 10-20-22 09:43

Originally Posted by DengKemboko [View Original Post]

Yeah, but I went back about a week ago, and now I have to say the quality of the massage very much depends on who you get. The first time I went, I did a 1 hr with a younger (late 30's-early 40's) MT who did a great medium-strength massage followed by hot stones. The next couple of times I had older (probably lates 50's) MTs who had less hand strength, I guess? They performed the same massage to much lesser effect. Unfortunately, I never got any names. Ending was the same with all of them, pretty not that bad.

It's to bad they don't offer more than the happy ending.

**Cardboard1** · 10-17-22 12:32

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