Massage Parlor Reports

[MartyByrde]

It's nice when Honestone and I can agree on something.

I only pay the girl I'm there to see. No exceptions.

Not quite. You have mentioned before that most of the time, you just lay down $200 (which includes the 1 hour house fee of $60) and expect the woman to provide you with "specific" services. I do not do that. I pay the $60 house fee when we start, and then if the woman indicates other services (besides a HJ) are available, I negotiate the amount at that time.

[AussieFury]

Sorry to hear about your experience. When I go to an AMP, and the woman I ask for is "busy", and I'm told wait so many minutes, the woman typically asks me for the (1 hour, in my case) donation. I say no, will wait until the woman I want comes.

It's nice when Honestone and I can agree on something.

I only pay the girl I'm there to see. No exceptions.

[SeaMonstes5678]

Hello Gents:

I try to never go on a Friday, Saturday, sometimes Sunday but never before a holiday. B / c those are really really busy times for Pinee or any busy place. I have been lucky to not have any issues the other mongers have noted below.

But there is quality service to be had so the owners should get another awesome girl there or we will be saying "I remember when Pinee. ".

They found YoYo, Keiko and Emma there must be another hot girl or two out there. Demand is high. They should get somebody there now.

Oh and that husband and wife thing is fall down funny. I do feel sorry for the monger. I have been there. Its bad for a couple of months but thing work out and the sky is blue again.

Stay safe Gents.

[MartyByrde]

LOL. Trust me, I quickly thought, "wonder if I can run one on this chick real quick before her man in the room with YoYo gets done"? She came out the room holding her bra and her big titties showing thru her thin shirt. But she didn't look in the mood, she was not hot at all, hence why husband was trying to bang Yoyo next door while he tried to get his wife to get a massage next door really rolling the dice on this one. Wasn't going to blow my load on this chick once I saw Yoyo either. But the shenanigans factor of it really had me consider offering her a fuck back in the room real quick just to have one cool as story in life.

Pretty stupid bringing your wife, girl friend, etc. To an AMP, and you try and get some action from one of the girls there. Just asking for trouble.

[MartyByrde]

Stopped in earlier today. A couple cars in lot. Should have left when I saw. Some girl named Lisa greeted me. Asked for yo-yo and she said ooooo little wait I said ok. So she took me to the room to wait and took my hour cash. Knew that should have been the sign. 5 min later she said yo-yo busy I do. Very good. I was pretty pissed but hey whatever she's decent. Do the hour finish with a decent ending. Older women so tits were real but nice. Meh experience. Still mad.

What was really annoying was her ever 7 min going over to her phone and reading texts


Positives?
-clean room
- decent ending
-nipple play

Negatives?

Everything else.

Will try again and demand the right girl. Tried lotus in FW before this and the girl i wanted who Aussie recommended already went home.

Sorry to hear about your experience. When I go to an AMP, and the woman I ask for is "busy", and I'm told wait so many minutes, the woman typically asks me for the (1 hour, in my case) donation. I say no, will wait until the woman I want comes.

[BigFun87]

Had a similar issue last Friday at Pinee. YoYo greeted me (just like the week before) and about 10 min into the hour she walks out and in comes Linda. Blah blah rub and so so finish. Learned my lesson.

I had same issue as well. Twice with YoYo. I told her second time which was like 2 weeks ago this second time. She said boss wouldn't let her. She was free when I came in. Super frustrating. Just be careful on the switch.

[NikKnew1]

Stopped in earlier today. A couple cars in lot. Should have left when I saw. Some girl named Lisa greeted me. Asked for yo-yo and she said ooooo little wait I said ok. So she took me to the room to wait and took my hour cash. Knew that should have been the sign. 5 min later she said yo-yo busy I do. Very good. I was pretty pissed but hey whatever she's decent. Do the hour finish with a decent ending. Older women so tits were real but nice. Meh experience. Still mad.

What was really annoying was her ever 7 min going over to her phone and reading texts


Positives?
-clean room
- decent ending
-nipple play

Negatives?

Everything else.

Will try again and demand the right girl. Tried lotus in FW before this and the girl i wanted who Aussie recommended already went home.

Had a similar issue last Friday at Pinee. YoYo greeted me (just like the week before) and about 10 min into the hour she walks out and in comes Linda. Blah blah rub and so so finish. Learned my lesson.

[AuroraGuy69]

Stopped in earlier today. A couple cars in lot. Should have left when I saw. Some girl named Lisa greeted me. Asked for yo-yo and she said ooooo little wait I said ok. So she took me to the room to wait and took my hour cash. Knew that should have been the sign. 5 min later she said yo-yo busy I do. Very good. I was pretty pissed but hey whatever she's decent. Do the hour finish with a decent ending. Older women so tits were real but nice. Meh experience. Still mad.

What was really annoying was her ever 7 min going over to her phone and reading texts


Positives?
-clean room
- decent ending
-nipple play

Negatives?

Everything else.

Will try again and demand the right girl. Tried lotus in FW before this and the girl i wanted who Aussie recommended already went home.

[SlimStickins]

That's hilarious. What kind of stuff was the wife saying?

Alright so back up a few minutes. As I sit there Yo-yo had been going in and out wifes room and husbands room back and forth. She had just ran his hard plastic for payment as I'm thinking this noob. Yo-yo was in a jump suit to look professional. The final exit of wife's room she's in lobby and takes off the track suit and now is in the dress pussy showing boobs presented and I'm about to fucking jizz in my pants right there as she is undressing and I'm like fuck it I will take hot seconds for this. She's goes into husbands room. Like two minutes goes by and wife comes out and sits down. Lisa opens her door cause she is done with her monger in a little hot dress and locks eyes with madusa on the couch and quickly shuts the door back. So yeah I'm sure wife suspects nothing now LOL. Door reopens and poor guy by himself just wants out and leaves. Any that moment husband comes out all panic looked and says honey what's wrong. She angrily says they keep leaving the room and she's been in there waiting. Then he starts with the I don't know why and trying to play dumb and by now yoyo has me in a room. I'm thinking how happy I am I'm not getting hot seconds and getting fresh muff thanks to this guy thinking he could pull off such a stunt. Later I was like Yo-yo you could've finger banged her real quick and she laughed and said I not lesbian. It was truly my best spa visit to date.

[SlimStickins]

What did this chick look like? Sounds like maybe you should have offered to make her feel a little better, haha.

LOL. Trust me, I quickly thought, "wonder if I can run one on this chick real quick before her man in the room with YoYo gets done"? She came out the room holding her bra and her big titties showing thru her thin shirt. But she didn't look in the mood, she was not hot at all, hence why husband was trying to bang Yoyo next door while he tried to get his wife to get a massage next door really rolling the dice on this one. Wasn't going to blow my load on this chick once I saw Yoyo either. But the shenanigans factor of it really had me consider offering her a fuck back in the room real quick just to have one cool as story in life.

[AuroraGuy69]

Always good info thank you! I'm down south today so I'll check it out. Ever been to Zhang Juan spa in Edgewood Milton? It's in an old motel type strip mall. Secluded ish.

Tried earlier close to 50 so I left not my age LOL.

[DaveLuvGirls]

First thanks to the awesome thread. My visit to Seattle is coming to an end and running out of time here I chose a visit to Pinee for my maybe only chance I get. Car in the parking lot when get there and I'm think my chances of seeing the famous YoYo just got cut in half. Walk in I see this super cutie and I instantly want her to be my masseuse. She says you ok to wait and I'm like sure, definitely not leaving now, little head has done made claim. So as I sit there I put two and two together and I know there are now two people in here besides me and one car. I'm thinking some cool dudes came in together and I'm prepping for the awkward three way high five transition. So who I now know is Lisa and YoYo are running around and something seems off. Lisa goes into a room I thought was empty so now I know there's a third person. As I'm sitting there a woman patron comes out and I'm like whoa. Guess women need theirs too, but she doesn't leave, she sits on the couch next to me. Now I'm like holy shit this is getting good, this chick is waiting on her husband who by now YoYo has switched into the "dress" and in there with husband. This is getting interesting. So out leaves single guy by himself as wife and I sit there. Wife looks pissed. Yoyo peeks out and sees wife sitting there kissed and ducks back into room. Dude didn't even get a chance to get throbbed I'm pretty sure before he is back out in the lobby with that oh shit look into his wife eyes. She starts going off. Yo-yo rushes me to room and I'm trying to guess how much time I got to get in and get out before pushed off wife shows up with LEO wanting to complain. But little head said forget that we are going to roll the dice to enjoy a full relaxing time with this cutie Yoyo and if we end up with mug shots at least I wore my good shirt and I'm looking good. Had the greatest time with you, thanks to Aussie I didn't rush the massage and got a great massage with an amazing Encore. She is amazing and beautiful.

What did this chick look like? Sounds like maybe you should have offered to make her feel a little better, haha.

[AuroraGuy69]

I've gone there several times for a rub and tug. Decent massage and good HJ. They also like to play with the booty hole. Not my thing, so I always have to stop them, but to each his own.

I've never gotten them to expand the menu beyond that. So if you are looking for FS, this might not be your place.

Oooooh are they semi attractive? MMS says two girls working.

[AmericanScott]

Always good info thank you! I'm down south today so I'll check it out. Ever been to Zhang Juan spa in Edgewood Milton? It's in an old motel type strip mall. Secluded ish.

I've gone there several times for a rub and tug. Decent massage and good HJ. They also like to play with the booty hole. Not my thing, so I always have to stop them, but to each his own.

I've never gotten them to expand the menu beyond that. So if you are looking for FS, this might not be your place.

[AmericanScott]

Labellas had one "girl" working yesterday. Tho it's been decades since she was a girl. Way too weathered for this game. I was polite but noped out of there fast.

Went to Labellas yesterday (Wednesday), and yeah. You made the right call. The only girl working was Ashley. She was in her mid to late 40's IMHO. She wore a lot of make up. So she could be in her 50's and the makeup mader her look younger, or she could have been in her late 30's and the caked on make up made her look older. She is very thing, with perky, young looking B cups. Nice nipples, and pretty, well maintained kitty.

Her massage skills were nonexistent. Her CBJ was horrendous. She took forever to put on the cover, licked the cover some, and never really even tried to suck. Then she kept spitting like she never tasted a rubber before.

Then came the FS, and it was more of that "you too big" bs. I tried to go in soft in mish, but she kept pushing me back with her feet, acting like I was murdering her when I wasn't even in, only letting me barely get the head in. Then I tried CG to see if she would do it better when she was in control. Nope. The doggy, where I finally got all the way in. I was nice and snug, but I have definitely felt tighter. But after two strokes, she jumped up and said it hurt. Too much. By this point my dick was getting pissed with her.

At one point, she had to go to the door. Aussie, was that you? If so, thanks. Gave me time to formulate an exit strategy.

When she came back, I was still hard as a rock, so she stroked it a little bit, but even that was bad. I could have finished, but I decided I didn't want to waste an orgasm on that lame outing. I took back 60 of the 160 I had given her for FS. Peaced out to NB Massage to see Mia. I'll post a summary of that visit separately.