Massage Parlor Reports

**SpaGuy21** · 11-09-22 12:51

Originally Posted by R9394 [View Original Post]

Short, pretty face, late 20 to 30, little baby fat b cup real, chatty (we did canton not sure her English tbh LOL).

Not much chemical with this mm see if other bro can explore more.

Overall I would say average depends on your preference.

As a side note, keeper originally gave me another taller gal said new arrival but I didn't pick because she never smile

And they said April back home already.

P.S. Newbie here apology if anything not written well.

Google translate much?! Hahaha.

**Chiguyxxx** · 11-09-22 12:51

So I went back to BHC this week. I had gone a while ago and had been very underwhelmed (girl kept watching the video monitors during my appointment). I tried the other location this time after checking out the top1 spa website. The girl I saw looked NOTHING like the girls on the website or in the most recent BHC ads. I was supposed to see a lineup and choose. Nope. No choice. Should have left right then as my MT who answered the door was not that hot, but I thought maybe it would be a decent massage at least. Supposed to have table shower. Nope. No table shower. Supposed to be bbj. Nope CBJ. I wasn't into her enough to want L3 but it was available. The massage was lame and short. Only spa I have gone to (that I can recall) that doesn't even bother with sheets on the table. Just a few strategically placed paper towels. 45 min appointment but I was out the door in 25. So you got me once, shame on you. You got me twice, shame on me. Never again. YMMV.

**Fit312** · 11-09-22 12:13

Originally Posted by R9394 [View Original Post]

And they said April back home already.

April is coming back to BHC in late December.

**Desparado** · 11-09-22 11:37

Originally Posted by Archive [View Original Post]

I never seen the girl like the Susie long time. She is a talkative girl and give me porn actress service. Tongue kiss, BBJ with the shower together. Licking on my whole body feeling the ants crawl on my body, so exciting and sensitive. She just working until 15th.

LOL, when actual mongers say a girl is ahem "hot", they are usually referring their physical appearance and not the service but I understand that some of the slang can be confusing cross culturally. Also, there are no "hot" girls at BHC.

**Moejoo** · 11-09-22 09:11

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

Great report! I found her interesting but never pulled the trigger. Was DFK permitted? What was the upcharge?

I am ok with BBBJ and no DFK, or DFK but CBJ (although BBBJ and DFK are ideal), but no BBBJ and no DFK is a deal breaker for me. I need some sort of intimacy or I can't cum.

Light pecks only, everything covered, 200 upcharge for FS.

**R9394** · 11-08-22 23:43

Short, pretty face, late 20 to 30, little baby fat b cup real, chatty (we did canton not sure her English tbh LOL).

Massage was below average, ended with 2 for FS not much other add-on.

Not much chemical with this mm see if other bro can explore more.

Overall I would say average depends on your preference.

As a side note, keeper originally gave me another taller gal said new arrival but I didn't pick because she never smile and even said "you not choosing wife right" when I asked if I can see others.

And they said April back home already.

P.S. Newbie here apology if anything not written well.

**Jinurso** · 11-08-22 23:24

Originally Posted by LiquorThnPoker [View Original Post]

I saw her the other day when I was dying for a BBBJCIM, and there are plenty of reviews of her doing just that (I also saw her years ago, and remember she started off BBBJ, but I finished in the bag). Anyway, it was CBJ only. I tried to ask, but got lost in the language barrier, and didn't want to kill the mood. It was still a great session with dfk, plenty of positions, and she stuck her tongue in my ear, which is always awesome. The rack and the ass still look great, the stomach damage is still there, and the face is a little older. But she is still pounding like a champ.

I don't remember Sarah's English being that bad. I wonder what's going on. She pretty much defaults to BBBJ.

**Jinurso** · 11-08-22 23:22

Originally Posted by Archive [View Original Post]

I never seen the girl like the Susie long time. She is a talkative girl and give me porn actress service. Tongue kiss, BBJ with the shower together. Licking on my whole body feeling the ants crawl on my body, so exciting and sensitive. She just working until 15th.

LOL so you really like Susie judging from your post history, huh?

These kinds of "reviews" never bother me as long as they are accurate with the menu. A full body lick sounds pretty nice to me.

Anybody else have nice things to say about Susie?

**R9394** · 11-08-22 23:16

Wow so in total could be over 5 seriously.

That's over the next yr Christmas budget as well LOL.

Originally Posted by Ratso100 [View Original Post]

I'm sorry but the session didn't meet the hype of the threads in here. I guess It had to do with different needs and desires from the hobby, but Zara's high price tag and limited FS that doesn't allow GFE, left me only partially satisfied at most.

First of all she's very beautiful. The pictures of the ad are mostly accurate. Zara is a short but busty 23 year old Afro Puerto Rican with dark olive colored skin and curly hair. Her exotic but youthful appearance kinda reminds me of Ariana Aimes, an Ebony / Hispanic porn star. Her demeanor is just as nice with a conversational attitude that makes you feel at ease.

However I must begin my criticism with her massage itself. She seemed very rushed and eager to make me bust a nut and not in a good way. Glancing at my phone, we were only 9 minutes in the session when she was trying to deliver the standard L1 finisher that most clm girls give. Considering I paid for a full hour and was aware of her high upcharge for extras thanks to all your reviews, I felt ripped off. Not to mentioned she farted as soon as I flipped. Maybe that was a distraction from the slight but noticeable smell. Regardless, I already felt that she wasn't going to get ATF status in the first meeting unlike Melissa or Sarah (Who I Just saw for the first time this same week).

**Archive** · 11-08-22 23:15

I never seen the girl like the Susie long time. She is a talkative girl and give me porn actress service. Tongue kiss, BBJ with the shower together. Licking on my whole body feeling the ants crawl on my body, so exciting and sensitive. She just working until 15th.

**LiquorThnPoker** · 11-08-22 19:11

I saw her the other day when I was dying for a BBBJCIM, and there are plenty of reviews of her doing just that (I also saw her years ago, and remember she started off BBBJ, but I finished in the bag). Anyway, it was CBJ only. I tried to ask, but got lost in the language barrier, and didn't want to kill the mood. It was still a great session with dfk, plenty of positions, and she stuck her tongue in my ear, which is always awesome. The rack and the ass still look great, the stomach damage is still there, and the face is a little older. But she is still pounding like a champ.

**ArtMann1711** · 11-08-22 16:21

I searched I browsed I read all over and can't seem to see anything for Hanna at CLM. Anyone? Thinking I may try her tomorrow as I prefer the north location but usually see Ashley on Tuesdays but today didn't work out. TIA.

**Nailgi** · 11-08-22 14:02

Has anyone ever tried Comfy Massage on Ashland and Addison or should I TOFTT?

**Jinurso** · 11-08-22 13:24

Originally Posted by Moejoo [View Original Post]

I saw her this afternoon and had a great time. She is very pale, and VERY skinny, but pics are her. I haven't seen Laura CLM in over a year but very similar to Laura the last time I saw her. Tuesday is her last day probably not going to return. From Europe, speaks great conversational English. Sloppy CBJ with lots of spitting, daty, and cfs. More of a sensual girl than one that can take a pounding. I liked her a lot and would be a regular if she was going to stick around. In her 20's. Seniors can message me if you like what I said about her.

Great report! I found her interesting but never pulled the trigger. Was DFK permitted? What was the upcharge?

I am ok with BBBJ and no DFK, or DFK but CBJ (although BBBJ and DFK are ideal), but no BBBJ and no DFK is a deal breaker for me. I need some sort of intimacy or I can't cum.

**CAC7137** · 11-07-22 22:01

Originally Posted by OFCharlie [View Original Post]

Lina is back at bhc. The one and the only Lina. If you don't know who she is, you can look up her reviews from earlier this year. She had multiple reviews, not just mine. She was here in the May time frame.

She brought a 33.8 oz nuru gel bottle with her this time, mostly for me haha. Based on how much she used on me today, I would guess it should last another 8 to 10 sessions at most. I know a couple of you have asked about nuru, so hurry up before the bottle is all used up. Her rack is spectacular which makes her nuru that much more enjoyable. I think by now over 100 of you have seen her famous red dress pic with her tits popping out lol. BBBJ is included as part of the nuru in the shower room, so well worth the price of admission if you ask me.

Although she is here until the 15th, I doubt the nuru gel will last until then (maybe someone can buy another bottle from Amazon for her, it's $49.95 for the one she got). She will be back to Chicago for 20 days in January, but she won't be at bhc then. The place she will be at won't have a table shower, so now is your chance if you have never experienced a nuru.

Those pics of her in the red dress are accurate and her juggs are amazing. I didn't last long with her.