Massage Parlor Reports

[LiquorThnPoker]

I saw her the other day when I was dying for a BBBJCIM, and there are plenty of reviews of her doing just that (I also saw her years ago, and remember she started off BBBJ, but I finished in the bag). Anyway, it was CBJ only. I tried to ask, but got lost in the language barrier, and didn't want to kill the mood. It was still a great session with dfk, plenty of positions, and she stuck her tongue in my ear, which is always awesome. The rack and the ass still look great, the stomach damage is still there, and the face is a little older. But she is still pounding like a champ.

[ArtMann1711]

I searched I browsed I read all over and can't seem to see anything for Hanna at CLM. Anyone? Thinking I may try her tomorrow as I prefer the north location but usually see Ashley on Tuesdays but today didn't work out. TIA.

[Nailgi]

Has anyone ever tried Comfy Massage on Ashland and Addison or should I TOFTT?

[Jinurso]

I saw her this afternoon and had a great time. She is very pale, and VERY skinny, but pics are her. I haven't seen Laura CLM in over a year but very similar to Laura the last time I saw her. Tuesday is her last day probably not going to return. From Europe, speaks great conversational English. Sloppy CBJ with lots of spitting, daty, and cfs. More of a sensual girl than one that can take a pounding. I liked her a lot and would be a regular if she was going to stick around. In her 20's. Seniors can message me if you like what I said about her.

Great report! I found her interesting but never pulled the trigger. Was DFK permitted? What was the upcharge?

I am ok with BBBJ and no DFK, or DFK but CBJ (although BBBJ and DFK are ideal), but no BBBJ and no DFK is a deal breaker for me. I need some sort of intimacy or I can't cum.

[CAC7137]

Lina is back at bhc. The one and the only Lina. If you don't know who she is, you can look up her reviews from earlier this year. She had multiple reviews, not just mine. She was here in the May time frame.

She brought a 33.8 oz nuru gel bottle with her this time, mostly for me haha. Based on how much she used on me today, I would guess it should last another 8 to 10 sessions at most. I know a couple of you have asked about nuru, so hurry up before the bottle is all used up. Her rack is spectacular which makes her nuru that much more enjoyable. I think by now over 100 of you have seen her famous red dress pic with her tits popping out lol. BBBJ is included as part of the nuru in the shower room, so well worth the price of admission if you ask me.

Although she is here until the 15th, I doubt the nuru gel will last until then (maybe someone can buy another bottle from Amazon for her, it's $49.95 for the one she got). She will be back to Chicago for 20 days in January, but she won't be at bhc then. The place she will be at won't have a table shower, so now is your chance if you have never experienced a nuru.

Those pics of her in the red dress are accurate and her juggs are amazing. I didn't last long with her.

[Moejoo]

There are two. One is so-so, the other is pretty good. The first one basically says she's pretty but the only extra she offered was CFS but didn't offer it because she claimed to be on her period. Was pretty business like and mechanical otherwise.

The other was more positive. Allowed DATY after some convincing and got into it, but didn't seem to have a direction of where else to go or what else to do. Seemed to think there was some potential for more over time.

I'm both cases the reviewed only ended up finishing via L1.

I might see her at some point and get a sense of what she likes and what might be possible, but I'm not in a rush. There are a couple of other girls I have my eye on first.

I saw her this afternoon and had a great time. She is very pale, and VERY skinny, but pics are her. I haven't seen Laura CLM in over a year but very similar to Laura the last time I saw her. Tuesday is her last day probably not going to return. From Europe, speaks great conversational English. Sloppy CBJ with lots of spitting, daty, and cfs. More of a sensual girl than one that can take a pounding. I liked her a lot and would be a regular if she was going to stick around. In her 20's. Seniors can message me if you like what I said about her.

[OF Charlie]

Lina is back at bhc. The one and the only Lina. If you don't know who she is, you can look up her reviews from earlier this year. She had multiple reviews, not just mine. She was here in the May time frame.

She brought a 33.8 oz nuru gel bottle with her this time, mostly for me haha. Based on how much she used on me today, I would guess it should last another 8 to 10 sessions at most. I know a couple of you have asked about nuru, so hurry up before the bottle is all used up. Her rack is spectacular which makes her nuru that much more enjoyable. I think by now over 100 of you have seen her famous red dress pic with her tits popping out lol. BBBJ is included as part of the nuru in the shower room, so well worth the price of admission if you ask me.

Although she is here until the 15th, I doubt the nuru gel will last until then (maybe someone can buy another bottle from Amazon for her, it's $49.95 for the one she got). She will be back to Chicago for 20 days in January, but she won't be at bhc then. The place she will be at won't have a table shower, so now is your chance if you have never experienced a nuru.

[Jinurso]

Lena has a review on the Ter site, I am only able to see a bit of it and it did not sound good. Has anyone seen the rest of the review?

There are two. One is so-so, the other is pretty good. The first one basically says she's pretty but the only extra she offered was CFS but didn't offer it because she claimed to be on her period. Was pretty business like and mechanical otherwise.

The other was more positive. Allowed DATY after some convincing and got into it, but didn't seem to have a direction of where else to go or what else to do. Seemed to think there was some potential for more over time.

I'm both cases the reviewed only ended up finishing via L1.

I might see her at some point and get a sense of what she likes and what might be possible, but I'm not in a rush. There are a couple of other girls I have my eye on first.

[GeneralObvious]

Thai Lily returns to SXL. Saw her last week and she gave one of the best kinky massages I've had in a minute. She is probably in her 30's and petite. YMMV. She works on Mon, Tues and Friday.

She's 43. At one time, you could visit her at home, if she was comfortable with you.

[Moejoo]

Lena has a review on the Ter site, I am only able to see a bit of it and it did not sound good. Has anyone seen the rest of the review?

[BabyBoy2013]

Thai Lily returns to SXL. Saw her last week and she gave one of the best kinky massages I've had in a minute. She is probably in her 30's and petite. YMMV. She works on Mon, Tues and Friday.

Guess that fight she had with Kelly didn't last long LOL. Not 30's, more in her mid 40's. They'll probably have another fight and she'll bounce around like her tits to other spa's like Ozone, West River etc.

[PartyMonster01]

Anyone know where she went or seen her pop up somewhere else? They won't say much when I asked where she went. Lilly was amazing.

Thai Lily returns to SXL. Saw her last week and she gave one of the best kinky massages I've had in a minute. She is probably in her 30's and petite. YMMV. She works on Mon, Tues and Friday.

[ChiGuy489]

https://www.redlanternchicago.com/

Hahah has this ever been right?

[Jinurso]

For a moment I confused Sarah and Jessica. I remember seeing a MILF Polish lady on my way out the door last year. When I first saw Sarah this week I almost thought they were the same person and just switched names. But Sarah clarified that Jessica is another Polish lady.

It's an understandable mistake. They are both Polish MILFS with open menus who love sex. And they're pretty tight if I recall. They came up with their names from both watching Sex and the City.

[Ratso100]

I've always said that Zara is the hottest girl currently on the roster, but I haven't been a fan of her menu. This is generally my biggest problem with CLM. Either you get the less hot / older woman with the extensive menu, or the young hot girl with a limited menu. I don't know if anybody there has the menu of Jessica and the looks of Zara, or even close. I don't even know if any of the hottest girls there even offer L3 other than Zara, and I think Lily. Cameron, who is probably the second hottest girl, doesn't offer it at all. Salma doesn't. Suzie doesn't. Even Audrey was pretty random with whether or when she would offer anything more than L1. I'm not sure about the newer girls there, but if any of them had either great looks or a great menu we probably would have heard it by now. Mia was probably the best combination of looks and service, but she's been gone a while.

If you want to have non-GFE L3 with hottest girl you can for less than $600, Zara might be about as good as it gets.

For a moment I confused Sarah and Jessica. I remember seeing a MILF Polish lady on my way out the door last year. When I first saw Sarah this week I almost thought they were the same person and just switched names. But Sarah clarified that Jessica is another Polish lady.