Massage Parlor Reports

[Happy Guy 2]

I know I am in danger of ruining my reputation, but today I had an hour to kill and realized that in years of going to AMPs, I had never gotten a massage that I could remember as a "real" massage. Since I did not have a horny itch, I thought where do they still give legit massages?

Ended up at JJ Massage on Berry Street in Vienna. Walked in and met Amy. She was available and the fee (inflation since Covid) was $65. Paid my 65 and was led to a room. When she came in (she has a limp) she asked what type of massage I wanted. I said hard and my legs were tight and sore.

She went to work and did an amazingly strong job. She did get up on table also and used her feet. Technique was deep and hitting the nerves running up and down my body. It hurt and was wonderful at the same time. Just what the Dr ordered. I kept my hands to myself just to make sure I did not give off any hanky lanky signals. I just enjoyed the delightful beating she was giving me.

She worked her tail off (no pun intended) and I thoroughly enjoyed myself and gave her a nice tip for all the efforts she put into the session.

I shall return.

- Looks, boobs, and no smile (mask) did not matter. Attitude and massage was great.

Always be nice to the ladies and they will be nice to you.

I did leave there with I smile, laughing at myself for how good I felt with a real massage.

HG.

[Harold Myers]

Where are all the young, attractive masseuses? Had no problem in Los Angeles, but here is really disappointing. Tried rubmaps, but reviews are always misleading, inaccurate, or the massage parlor itself does a bait-and-switch with an old hag.

Yo, guys on here are here to help. That's the purpose of this board. But your history is suspect. I mean you have the opportunity to take offense to one calling you out on the BS. And I don't mind.

But unless your other account was blocked you have not made one contribution. I'm calling CAP!

I believe you are LEO. At least TOFTT! And then start making comments as such. What you are looking for is available. But heck, I know I have had to fork over some dough to get information and then bring it back to the board. I believe you should do the same.

[PoppiGrande202]

To save you some time and effort searching, they don't exist in NOVA.

Manhattan. Hands down.

[SuzhiLang]

Where are all the young, attractive masseuses? Had no problem in Los Angeles, but here is really disappointing. Tried rubmaps, but reviews are always misleading, inaccurate, or the massage parlor itself does a bait-and-switch with an old hag.

To save you some time and effort searching, they don't exist in NOVA.

[Member #6802]

Where are all the young, attractive masseuses? Had no problem in Los Angeles, but here is really disappointing. Tried rubmaps, but reviews are always misleading, inaccurate, or the massage parlor itself does a bait-and-switch with an old hag.

Completely agree. While most of my adventures have been limited to Woodbridge area, yet to meet an Asian MT younger than estimated 40 years old up here.

However, further south, in Fredericksburg area met some that were definitely in their 20's. https://adultsearch.com/virginia/fre...y-rubs/2444024.

I saw 2 ladies there and the one who gave me "massage" said she was 29 but looked 21. The other, not as petite kind of cute was pretty and not older than 30.

The menu is open but don't visit for good massage.

[LocalCustomer]

Where are all the young, attractive masseuses? Had no problem in Los Angeles, but here is really disappointing. Tried rubmaps, but reviews are always misleading, inaccurate, or the massage parlor itself does a bait-and-switch with an old hag.

[Eddie223]

$1. 4 is a FS rate and even high for that depending on the AMP and lady. Probably $80-&100 would have been adequate. No wonder Lily wants to see you next time.

Tip was made at the very end. I felt like it was much but I did get some 4 hand time as well as P2 P all of which I never did before. Plus some happy small head was in okay. Not sure I'll be repeating just because there are FS AMPs as well as much less expensive reliable ACS and LCS in the area. I primarily went to check out something new.

[NyHornet]

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/wo.../22588252.html

Hopefully this entire post isn't giant text from me posting that link. Using my phone.

I guess grand opening was yesterday. I called ahead, they advised they are cash only right now. As that's my preference I went over. Was met at the door by Lily who appears to be mamasan. She is one of those girls who age is hard to guess, maybe 40's. She was wearing jeans and a shirt when I came in. She led me to a room and asked how long. I asked if there was a TA and she confirmed there was. So I paid. 8 for an hour. She told me someone else would be my provider.

Soon Roofie came into the room to take me to the shower. She's older, guessing 50's. She was grabbing my penis as soon as the towel dropped in the TS. Lots of play and attention to the butthole in the TS.


Massage, I asked for medium. Got lots of back walking and several good stretches. On the flip I wasn't sure Ind several good stretches. Also Lily came in and did some 4 hands for a bit. This is day 2, pretty sure it's a YMMV thing.

On the flip I wasn't sure I wanted FS but I was on a TOFTT mission. Wasn't an option and she played language barrier on the request for a BJ. Didn't get that either. However she asked if I would take care of her and I agreed. She ended up doing bare B2 B, P2 P?, facing front then back. I fingered the kitty and found she like her butthole rubbed.

Over all I believe this is a rub shop, not going to compete with Pine and Rte 1 for services. When I left Lily had changed to a nice short dress, she suggested I could see next time. Also I was advised Roofie works Saturday and Sunday, different girls during the week.

The place is a little hard to find. It's Lake Ridge Dr, not Lake Bridge. It's Suite B which is a bit hard to find. It's lower level which is all the way around the back to access. This also makes it super discrete.

If you go during the week, please let me know what the weekday girls are like.

Edit; I paid $.4 for tip which seems like a bit of an over pay? Never done the P2P so not sure how that is normally priced. Her HJ skill was on point and took direction well.

$1. 4 is a FS rate and even high for that depending on the AMP and lady. Probably $80-&100 would have been adequate. No wonder Lily wants to see you next time.

[DCKing]

Haven't been here since Lilly used to work here. Anyone good here these days? Anybody been recently?

[Eddie223]

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/wo.../22588252.html

Hopefully this entire post isn't giant text from me posting that link. Using my phone.

I guess grand opening was yesterday. I called ahead, they advised they are cash only right now. As that's my preference I went over. Was met at the door by Lily who appears to be mamasan. She is one of those girls who age is hard to guess, maybe 40's. She was wearing jeans and a shirt when I came in. She led me to a room and asked how long. I asked if there was a TA and she confirmed there was. So I paid. 8 for an hour. She told me someone else would be my provider.

Soon Roofie came into the room to take me to the shower. She's older, guessing 50's. She was grabbing my penis as soon as the towel dropped in the TS. Lots of play and attention to the butthole in the TS.

Massage, I asked for medium. Got lots of back walking and several good stretches. On the flip I wasn't sure Ind several good stretches. Also Lily came in and did some 4 hands for a bit. This is day 2, pretty sure it's a YMMV thing.

On the flip I wasn't sure I wanted FS but I was on a TOFTT mission. Wasn't an option and she played language barrier on the request for a BJ. Didn't get that either. However she asked if I would take care of her and I agreed. She ended up doing bare B2 B, P2 P?, facing front then back. I fingered the kitty and found she like her butthole rubbed.

Over all I believe this is a rub shop, not going to compete with Pine and Rte 1 for services. When I left Lily had changed to a nice short dress, she suggested I could see next time. Also I was advised Roofie works Saturday and Sunday, different girls during the week.

The place is a little hard to find. It's Lake Ridge Dr, not Lake Bridge. It's Suite B which is a bit hard to find. It's lower level which is all the way around the back to access. This also makes it super discrete.

If you go during the week, please let me know what the weekday girls are like.

Edit; I paid $.4 for tip which seems like a bit of an over pay? Never done the P2P so not sure how that is normally priced. Her HJ skill was on point and took direction well.

[Serpico99]

Lost in translation.

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/femalees.../22584125.html

Sometimes I want a good massage with some happiness. There is a place on Golinski well reviewed, but backed up with mongers waiting in the lobby. So I Tofft on a place with no reviews. I liked the add and the Hinton location.

I called ahead, but I was late.

A little hard to find, but well marked when when you find the right street. Big massage posters in an office park. Nice lobby. 30 something slim lady behind a counter greets me and puts me in a nice clean room with a massage table and music.

A few minutes later a late 30's (Chinese I think) good looking provider shows (CeCe). 70 for the house. Asked me what I want, and the back and forth goes forward. We we not communicating well. She asked me for my phone number (weird). The front lady shows up and sticks her hand through the door with a phone. The lady I booked with is on the phone. Easy short negotiations with the booker; 70+50 for one hour massage and happiness. All good.

The provider proceeds with a hard firm massage. Not a bad massage; about 7/10 with a unique sit on my legs and rub ass and taint technique. About 10 minutes in I ask her if she would like a massage. She says yes, jumps off of me and strips completely naked. Dam good body. Big nipples, nice ass, bestiful, skin, a little chubby but good curves. Before laying down she says she wants $10 for me to give her a massage. This is a new one on me, but I was thinking a tip anyway so I agree. She then pulls her skirt back on! (Bait & switch) I object but she lays down with the skirt on. Well, it was a lot of fun massaging her and the skirt was lifted up and down as needed. There was some back rubbing, pussy rubbing, jacking off. After a few minutes her pussy went from dry to fountain. This was worth a tip. But then.

I ask her to turn over but she refuses. She hops off and gets fully dressed. What a bummer. I lay face up and she the gives me a 4/10 hand job. No eye contact.

We complete the deed, she cleans me up and indicates we are done.

I look at the clock and we just short of 40 minutes, so I ask for more massage. She says, no you get 45 minutes for an hour massage.

So after a little back and forth. I dress and refuse to tip due to shorting on time.

She gets pissed and offers more massage (I am dressed now) so no.

On the way out the greeter (too young to be a mamason) gives me a card with one punch out and tells me 10th one is free. I tell her CeCe is unhappy. She says don't worry about it.

If CeCe had completed the 60 minutes and left her clothes off I would have given her an extra 20.

Absent all the BS, this was a very good massage and ok happy ending session. I have to wonder if we had covered all the services and negotiations up front that we both would have left happy.

So. This is not a bad place. I suspect th FS with CECe is very good. If I go back I would make sure to agree with the provided or booker upfront and be clear that if they upswell during the session there will be no tip.

What do you think? Should I have given her the 10 spot?

Just to be clear because you used the $ symbol in your post. 70 for "1 hour" and 50 tip is what was agreed to before the massage started. You tipped another 10 at her request to do a massage on her. After the deed was done, she wanted additional tip. So she is getting 60 tip, unless there is some arrangement she has with the "management" where they get a cut of her tips. Or did you tip 110 ($10) before massaging her? Either way, I don't see the value of this place, unless you are in need of being touched by a younger provider than what is normally available in this area. Crappy massage, crappy finish, shorted on time, your wallet is a bit lighter. What am I missing?

On the flip side, sometimes the first visit at a new place is a miss but since you know what to expect now, your next visit may go smoother if play your cards right and as you said, you make sure to agree with the booker or provider upfront and be clear what your expectations are. None of this "lost in translation" b. S. Since their ad is bluntly straighforward on what you can expect, unless they don't really know what their advertiser is posting on the internet LOL.

[Member #6802]

Lost in translation.

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/femalees.../22584125.html

Sometimes I want a good massage with some happiness. There is a place on Golinski well reviewed, but backed up with mongers waiting in the lobby. So I Tofft on a place with no reviews. I liked the add and the Hinton location.

I called ahead, but I was late.

A little hard to find, but well marked when when you find the right street. Big massage posters in an office park. Nice lobby. 30 something slim lady behind a counter greets me and puts me in a nice clean room with a massage table and music.

A few minutes later a late 30's (Chinese I think) good looking provider shows (CeCe). 70 for the house. Asked me what I want, and the back and forth goes forward. We we not communicating well. She asked me for my phone number (weird). The front lady shows up and sticks her hand through the door with a phone. The lady I booked with is on the phone. Easy short negotiations with the booker; 70+50 for one hour massage and happiness. All good.

The provider proceeds with a hard firm massage. Not a bad massage; about 7/10 with a unique sit on my legs and rub ass and taint technique. About 10 minutes in I ask her if she would like a massage. She says yes, jumps off of me and strips completely naked. Dam good body. Big nipples, nice ass, bestiful, skin, a little chubby but good curves. Before laying down she says she wants $10 for me to give her a massage. This is a new one on me, but I was thinking a tip anyway so I agree. She then pulls her skirt back on! (Bait & switch) I object but she lays down with the skirt on. Well, it was a lot of fun massaging her and the skirt was lifted up and down as needed. There was some back rubbing, pussy rubbing, jacking off. After a few minutes her pussy went from dry to fountain. This was worth a tip. But then.

I ask her to turn over but she refuses. She hops off and gets fully dressed. What a bummer. I lay face up and she the gives me a 4/10 hand job. No eye contact.

We complete the deed, she cleans me up and indicates we are done.

I look at the clock and we just short of 40 minutes, so I ask for more massage. She says, no you get 45 minutes for an hour massage.

So after a little back and forth. I dress and refuse to tip due to shorting on time.

She gets pissed and offers more massage (I am dressed now) so no.

On the way out the greeter (too young to be a mamason) gives me a card with one punch out and tells me 10th one is free. I tell her CeCe is unhappy. She says don't worry about it.

If CeCe had completed the 60 minutes and left her clothes off I would have given her an extra 20.

Absent all the BS, this was a very good massage and ok happy ending session. I have to wonder if we had covered all the services and negotiations up front that we both would have left happy.

So. This is not a bad place. I suspect th FS with CECe is very good. If I go back I would make sure to agree with the provided or booker upfront and be clear that if they upswell during the session there will be no tip.

What do you think? Should I have given her the 10 spot?

Saw the same bedpage ad and did Google map search of Woodbridge address. It shows a hotel. Can you give name of place so if someone wants to TOFTT they can find it easier?

[AvgJoe123]

Lost in translation.

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/femalees.../22584125.html

Sometimes I want a good massage with some happiness. There is a place on Golinski well reviewed, but backed up with mongers waiting in the lobby. So I Tofft on a place with no reviews. I liked the add and the Hinton location.

I called ahead, but I was late.

A little hard to find, but well marked when when you find the right street. Big massage posters in an office park. Nice lobby. 30 something slim lady behind a counter greets me and puts me in a nice clean room with a massage table and music.

A few minutes later a late 30's (Chinese I think) good looking provider shows (CeCe). 70 for the house. Asked me what I want, and the back and forth goes forward. We we not communicating well. She asked me for my phone number (weird). The front lady shows up and sticks her hand through the door with a phone. The lady I booked with is on the phone. Easy short negotiations with the booker; 70+50 for one hour massage and happiness. All good.

The provider proceeds with a hard firm massage. Not a bad massage; about 7/10 with a unique sit on my legs and rub ass and taint technique. About 10 minutes in I ask her if she would like a massage. She says yes, jumps off of me and strips completely naked. Dam good body. Big nipples, nice ass, bestiful, skin, a little chubby but good curves. Before laying down she says she wants $10 for me to give her a massage. This is a new one on me, but I was thinking a tip anyway so I agree. She then pulls her skirt back on! (Bait & switch) I object but she lays down with the skirt on. Well, it was a lot of fun massaging her and the skirt was lifted up and down as needed. There was some back rubbing, pussy rubbing, jacking off. After a few minutes her pussy went from dry to fountain. This was worth a tip. But then.

I ask her to turn over but she refuses. She hops off and gets fully dressed. What a bummer. I lay face up and she the gives me a 4/10 hand job. No eye contact.

We complete the deed, she cleans me up and indicates we are done.

I look at the clock and we just short of 40 minutes, so I ask for more massage. She says, no you get 45 minutes for an hour massage.

So after a little back and forth. I dress and refuse to tip due to shorting on time.

She gets pissed and offers more massage (I am dressed now) so no.

On the way out the greeter (too young to be a mamason) gives me a card with one punch out and tells me 10th one is free. I tell her CeCe is unhappy. She says don't worry about it.

If CeCe had completed the 60 minutes and left her clothes off I would have given her an extra 20.

Absent all the BS, this was a very good massage and ok happy ending session. I have to wonder if we had covered all the services and negotiations up front that we both would have left happy.

So. This is not a bad place. I suspect th FS with CECe is very good. If I go back I would make sure to agree with the provided or booker upfront and be clear that if they upswell during the session there will be no tip.

What do you think? Should I have given her the 10 spot?

Here is the correct link from the other post.

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/femalees.../22584125.html

[OldBoomer]

Lost in translation.

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/femalees.../22584125.html

Sometimes I want a good massage with some happiness. There is a place on Golinski well reviewed, but backed up with mongers waiting in the lobby. So I Tofft on a place with no reviews. I liked the add and the Hinton location.

I called ahead, but I was late.

A little hard to find, but well marked when when you find the right street. Big massage posters in an office park. Nice lobby. 30 something slim lady behind a counter greets me and puts me in a nice clean room with a massage table and music.

A few minutes later a late 30's (Chinese I think) good looking provider shows (CeCe). 70 for the house. Asked me what I want, and the back and forth goes forward. We we not communicating well. She asked me for my phone number (weird). The front lady shows up and sticks her hand through the door with a phone. The lady I booked with is on the phone. Easy short negotiations with the booker; 70+50 for one hour massage and happiness. All good.

The provider proceeds with a hard firm massage. Not a bad massage; about 7/10 with a unique sit on my legs and rub ass and taint technique. About 10 minutes in I ask her if she would like a massage. She says yes, jumps off of me and strips completely naked. Dam good body. Big nipples, nice ass, bestiful, skin, a little chubby but good curves. Before laying down she says she wants $10 for me to give her a massage. This is a new one on me, but I was thinking a tip anyway so I agree. She then pulls her skirt back on! (Bait & switch) I object but she lays down with the skirt on. Well, it was a lot of fun massaging her and the skirt was lifted up and down as needed. There was some back rubbing, pussy rubbing, jacking off. After a few minutes her pussy went from dry to fountain. This was worth a tip. But then.

I ask her to turn over but she refuses. She hops off and gets fully dressed. What a bummer. I lay face up and she the gives me a 4/10 hand job. No eye contact.

We complete the deed, she cleans me up and indicates we are done.

I look at the clock and we just short of 40 minutes, so I ask for more massage. She says, no you get 45 minutes for an hour massage.

So after a little back and forth. I dress and refuse to tip due to shorting on time.

She gets pissed and offers more massage (I am dressed now) so no.

On the way out the greeter (too young to be a mamason) gives me a card with one punch out and tells me 10th one is free. I tell her CeCe is unhappy. She says don't worry about it.

If CeCe had completed the 60 minutes and left her clothes off I would have given her an extra 20.

Absent all the BS, this was a very good massage and ok happy ending session. I have to wonder if we had covered all the services and negotiations up front that we both would have left happy.

So. This is not a bad place. I suspect th FS with CECe is very good. If I go back I would make sure to agree with the provided or booker upfront and be clear that if they upswell during the session there will be no tip.

What do you think? Should I have given her the 10 spot?

[Galleon]

Are there multiple Apple in Tyson? The number I've been using for ages ends in 5 but I am seeing different numbers on the ad I've just come across. Is that someone different?

https://rubmd.com/washington-dc/e528...2-3eb5640d23f7