Massage Parlor Reports

[Aligee99]

Hi fellas! Any recommendations other than Pomares in Chicago? TIA.

[DanTheMan1010]

Hey,

Last week I gave them a call asking about price and table shower.

The conversation was easy and got the info. .5 for 30 mins and yes to table shower.

I get there and get greeted and escorted but a cute lady with a nice sexy outfit.

Get in the room and the language barrier was brutal.

She couldn't speak any English and even tried using her phone to communicate / translate.

I tried asking about table shower and no luck.

Also tried giving her a $1 bill hoping she would break off the change and we got very lost.

She mentioned. 150 but I knew that wasn't the case. So I showed two. 20's and she said 1 more. So then she eventually took my. 1 and brought back. 5 change.

The massage was decent. Only really did back for the majority. Didn't even do back or legs.

Flipped over and did some legs and chest but very brief on both.

Then she mentioned L1. Again same communication issue if her saying. 150 and me saying no I only have the. 50 from the change.

Back and forth and back and forth and she translated mentioning the owner charging X rate etc etc.

Again communication was brutal. Ended up showing her my change and she said sure. Normal L1.

Don't think I will go back even tho she was ok looking with a nice body but that language barrier was so uncomfortable.

Might try comfy a little north of there but haven't heard much about that being anything special. Already tried Ping last year and that was "fine".

[Chef1234]

Any intel on this one.

https://rubmd.com/chicago-il/90af7d0...1-b1c13e86b191

Seen ads for awhile. Lmk via DM or post. Very active on other site will share any questions you may have for agency gals. DM me. Thanks.

[Eddinger]

There's a woman named Cash (LOL) at harmony in Norridge. Honestly gorgeous. 10/10 and one of the top 10 bodies I've ever fucked in my 25 years. Unreal body. Perfect tits (fake) ass like no one would believe, legs, everything. Just fucking smoking hot. Worth the drive to Norridge. 80+180.

[Jinurso]

Haha I'm definitely not her (she's hot tho so I wish) but I have seen her 4-5 times now. I'm guessing it also depends on what you mean by GFE, everyone's definition is different. I use protection with everything as I can't risk an STD because of the wife so I refrain from anything involving fluid exchange.

You posted an ISO for her on 10/9, saw her for the first time on 10/10, and have seen her five times since then. I get it, I use CLM a lot too, LOL. That's a lot a lot.

Either way, your reviews are good insight about someone new to CLM that everybody should consider when deciding if Claudia has what they are looking for. It's certainly better than guessing what's on the menu!

[Aligee99]

Couldn't find any recent reviews for her.

https://tryst.link/massage/your-unicorn

[WoozerBuck]

Another great time with April. She stated that she leaves in 3 days and will be back mid December.

Who else do you recommend there since April is gone? Buck out!

[Exploradora]

LOL. I don't object to self-reports if they are accurate. Reading between the lines, Claudia has a pretty good non-GFE menu but is apparently a germaphobe. Maybe I'll meet her the next time I'm at an appointment with one of the other girls and feel her out a bit. I always recommend doing that BTW. Use your time there to meet as many girls as possible so you'll know who is who in real life.

Haha I'm definitely not her (she's hot tho so I wish) but I have seen her 4-5 times now. I'm guessing it also depends on what you mean by GFE, everyone's definition is different. I use protection with everything as I can't risk an STD because of the wife so I refrain from anything involving fluid exchange.

[ZzTopSterZz]

I like to reward for good service but not get carried away or taken. I look at $. 5 - . 6 as the current tip for a decent L1 with some entertainment during the massage and maybe a little OTC roaming. Used to tip $. 4 for that, but I don't leave with $. 4 anywhere any more. With a decent table shower and she drops all her clothes and lets you roam and dine, I don't think $1 is unreasonable at all. I was tipping $. 8 for that before. Have not had that service level recently, but do believe what she asked was reasonable. Keep in mind, the fully covered next step is going to run $1. 6 pretty much anywhere.

For reference. The tips I talk about that I used to offer are all pre-COVID and go back 3-4 years. I don't think what she asked was out of line at all. I may just have to try this place. I have never been there.

A lot depends on the provider's age, looks, massage skills and finishing skills. 40 is still the entry point for standard finish and I think that's totally ok for an older or less attractive AMP provider who can't speak English, thinks deep tissue means sharp elbows and works construction bringing her jackhammer to get you off (not my thing but some are budget minded and stay in that zone).

Throw another 10 or 15 for some otc roaming or topless but if she's older and less attractive you might only want massage and standard finish anyway. 70 should suffice for full nude and roaming with an older or less attractive provider, but do you really want that anyway? But a really good massage or a really good HJ is totally worth some extra cash.

With more desirable providers = looks, skills and personality. Pick at least two and ideally all three. I start at 60 and assume that's going to include at least a little OTC roaming because she's attractive. I'm going to throw in the same 10-20 extra for more roaming so I'm at maybe 70.

For a nice topless session, 80 for basic nude, and 100 for full nude with liberal roaming and active participation depending on the provider and your relationship. Regular customers usually get preferential treatment over time just like any business but I also tip my regular providers a little more to encourage the relationship. In the massage world, and I'm not talking escorts, anything from 180-250 all-in door fee + tip for an hour with your favorite provider seems perfectly justified.

The problem in the chicago market is that dime a dozen AMP's think they should get 80 for showing their tits while euro's (see euro forum) want 100 on top of pricey door fees for a nude HJ without anything much to offer in terms of looks, personality, roaming, drinks or anything else to make the experience a little special.

Bottom line is we all have different priorities and you should pay what you feel matches your experience.

[Jinurso]

Thank you Claudia for the report.

LOL. I don't object to self-reports if they are accurate. Reading between the lines, Claudia has a pretty good non-GFE menu but is apparently a germaphobe. Maybe I'll meet her the next time I'm at an appointment with one of the other girls and feel her out a bit. I always recommend doing that BTW. Use your time there to meet as many girls as possible so you'll know who is who in real life.

[Jay117]

Wow, I now feel like a cheap fuck, which I am, I guess my tipping structure hasn't changed much after covid, in reality, that's all I received was a handjob, yes, I tasted the fruit, and was able to wash it down, but I now see that 60 was a little low, I can see 80, but pre covid, at an AMP on the east coast, you would get everything for 160 total, now you are saying, 160 is normal for a nude hand job, guess I need to save up more before visits.

I'd probably say that a 160 all-in nude HJ isn't worth it! I've never tipped more than 100 for that, and only then if they ask me for that. I don't want to "negotiate" my way into a poor ending. My current regulars are getting 140 tips for nude body-to-body with L2, and one I tip 200 for everything (the SXL rate).

I never asked for the nude, or even the L2. I just tipped well, and increased the tip each time the service moved up a notch. (Don’t ask me where, since I’m not sure they’re allowed to do that)

[ThrilHouse]

Wow, I now feel like a cheap fuck, which I am, I guess my tipping structure hasn't changed much after covid, in reality, that's all I received was a handjob, yes, I tasted the fruit, and was able to wash it down, but I now see that 60 was a little low, I can see 80, but pre covid, at an AMP on the east coast, you would get everything for 160 total, now you are saying, 160 is normal for a nude hand job, guess I need to save up more before visits.

Also, other than Chinatown, any good spots in the Maywood area?

Near maywood might want to check the norridge forum. Straight shot down 1st Ave. Other than that maybe west towards oak Brook Lombard area.

[ThrilHouse]

I think she definitely does GFE style services, but for DATY and DFK I personally don't do them as I'm a bit germaphobic so I didn't bother asking. Maybe when you go you can report back and let us know what she was okay with haha.

Thank you Claudia for the report.

[Weed1]

Wow, I now feel like a cheap fuck, which I am, I guess my tipping structure hasn't changed much after covid, in reality, that's all I received was a handjob, yes, I tasted the fruit, and was able to wash it down, but I now see that 60 was a little low, I can see 80, but pre covid, at an AMP on the east coast, you would get everything for 160 total, now you are saying, 160 is normal for a nude hand job, guess I need to save up more before visits.

Also, other than Chinatown, any good spots in the Maywood area?

I like to reward for good service but not get carried away or taken. I look at $. 5 - . 6 as the current tip for a decent L1 with some entertainment during the massage and maybe a little OTC roaming. Used to tip $. 4 for that, but I don't leave with $. 4 anywhere any more. With a decent table shower and she drops all her clothes and lets you roam and dine, I don't think $1 is unreasonable at all. I was tipping $. 8 for that before. Have not had that service level recently, but do believe what she asked was reasonable. Keep in mind, the fully covered next step is going to run $1. 6 pretty much anywhere.

For reference. The tips I talk about that I used to offer are all pre-COVID and go back 3-4 years. I don't think what she asked was out of line at all. I may just have to try this place. I have never been there.

[Exploradora]

Everything is covered but are there any GFE services avaialble? DATY or DFK?

I think she definitely does GFE style services, but for DATY and DFK I personally don't do them as I'm a bit germaphobic so I didn't bother asking. Maybe when you go you can report back and let us know what she was okay with haha.