EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[Dr Manhattan]

I like that Euro ads seem to be trickling in. I'd TOFTT immediately with the following, but I'm a north burbs guy.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/b...558067264.html

Also, this ad:
https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/h...551951424.html

is also this:
https://www.yesbackpage.com/105/post...massages-.html

And I see now that the ad I posted previously is for Olga's clinic in AH. Always reliable for a visit, either way.

[Dr Manhattan]

This gives off Euro vibes and it sounds like a team-up. Anyone take the plunge?

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/b...555018457.html

And I'm sure this one is simply legit, but if you have a thing for strong athletic types in yoga pants like I do, it may be worth the standard session:

https://www.bewbodyworkandrecovery.com/services-9

[PeteMusk]

I remember a post pre-covid, possibly submitted by TheWimp, that confirmed she was to be avoided. I don't recall the details, but I remember the photo. She did outcall at his place, possibly allowed minimal draping, then became difficult about it. Long story short. Don't do it.

Ya the pm guy who got banned for only sharing on pm, LOL. I'd take anything he posted with a grain of salt. I'm this case with the site she was found on, I'd only expect legit regardless.

[YDiner14]

Another one Anna at GH. 60 hh, 140 FS.

Has anyone else met Anna and can report on this service / looks or any other girls at this location?

[Dr Manhattan]

https://classpass.com/studios/in-hom...o-amys-massage

Well this didn't work out. A dud.

I remember a post pre-covid, possibly submitted by TheWimp, that confirmed she was to be avoided. I don't recall the details, but I remember the photo. She did outcall at his place, possibly allowed minimal draping, then became difficult about it. Long story short. Don't do it.

[Jesus Collins]

There is almost always a possibility to find a hidden treasure UTR at AMP, BUT NOT not at Euro.

There are hidden treasures at EMPS but they are definitely rare.

[Ratso100]

ClassPass?? That's as legit as it gets. What inspired you to seek extras there?

I didn't. Once I got there and got square vibes, I made up a silly excuse and canceled at the last minute. Didn't know this was a legit "therapy" massage site until doing further research.

[Walker333]

ClassPass?? That's as legit as it gets. What inspired you to seek extras there?

There is almost always a possibility to find a hidden treasure UTR at AMP, BUT NOT not at Euro.

[Jinurso]

https://classpass.com/studios/in-hom...o-amys-massage

Well this didn't work out. A dud.

ClassPass?? That's as legit as it gets. What inspired you to seek extras there?

[Ratso100]

https://classpass.com/studios/in-hom...o-amys-massage

Well this didn't work out. A dud.

[ZzTopSterZz]

Anyone been to Maria's recently and know the current staffing situation?

[ApplePiePussy]

Definitely better to call, that's what I did. Disappointed two of us called and got the same time slot and one (not me!) had to go elsewhere.

Damn. That would make me not want to return. Too many options out there to be treated this way.

[KiwiEater48]

For EMPs, it's better to call and make an appointment rather than walk in. The girls usually wait at home and only come to the office when there is an appointment.

Definitely better to call, that's what I did. Disappointed two of us called and got the same time slot and one (not me!) had to go elsewhere.

[Hardwood1060]

For EMPs, it's better to call and make an appointment rather than walk in. The girls usually wait at home and only come to the office when there is an appointment.

Same experience. I arrived on time, had to wait for previous session to end. Next appt at the door knocking before I had a chance to leave. No buffer at all between appts.

Overall good but wish massage was a little firmer.

[Derek110]

Always wondered if the service at heavenly massage at Morton grove translated to other locations. The answer is NO. Fully draped and legit only.

You've actually received more than just a massage at a Heavenly Massage? That seems a little too far fetched. Unless you found a desperate unicorn in Morton Grove. Lead with that story!