EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[Pau Ford]

No those pics aren't even remotely close to being real. Here is her current ad and the pics are at least a decade old if not fake all together. https://www.adultlook.com/p/3242663.

I saw her a few times 4 or so years ago. She was living in Chicago b / c her kid was in college here. So do the math on her age if she's got a kid who's probably mid 20's by now.

She was fun and all but her menu was limited to L1 only. One thing that annoyed me about her was she would be more concerned about rubbing one out and getting herself off than taking care of you. Her L1 skills were very mediocre too. Jackhammer city. But that was several years ago, no idea if anything has changed since then.

She looks really hot. Almost to go to be true. What is on her menu?

Are the pics accurate? Looks like a really nice catch, if massage, extras, and then some are on the menu.

https://www.gfemonkey.com/profiles/b...1e5342258b45b8

Anyone seen Baci lately? I saw her a couple years ago and she went out of state. I see she's back and wanted to compare notes. PM is fine.

[Tkow70]

Are the pics accurate? Looks like a really nice catch, if massage, extras, and then some are on the menu.

https://www.gfemonkey.com/profiles/b...1e5342258b45b8

She looks really hot. Almost to go to be true. What is on her menu?

[Dr Manhattan]

Anyone seen Baci lately? I saw her a couple years ago and she went out of state. I see she's back and wanted to compare notes. PM is fine.

Are the pics accurate? Looks like a really nice catch, if massage, extras, and then some are on the menu.

https://www.gfemonkey.com/profiles/b...1e5342258b45b8

[ChgoGuySouth]

Anyone seen Baci lately? I saw her a couple years ago and she went out of state. I see she's back and wanted to compare notes. PM is fine.

[PeteMusk]

https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/Svetstep

Two names in one ad. Isn't this actually Liana? If it is, I remember leaving relaxed from a somewhat lackluster massage. Smacked gum during the session as well.

EDIT: You may or may not see the photo in the above link. MassageAnywhere seems to hide ads that deliver one too many views from non-members.

No bud, this is the one that you said at one time reminded you of keith Richards.

[FullyMooned]

Always wondered if the service at heavenly massage at Morton grove translated to other locations. The answer is NO. Fully draped and legit only.

[Dr Manhattan]

https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/Svetstep

Two names in one ad. Isn't this actually Liana? If it is, I remember leaving relaxed from a somewhat lackluster massage. Smacked gum during the session as well.

EDIT: You may or may not see the photo in the above link. MassageAnywhere seems to hide ads that deliver one too many views from non-members.

[Dr Manhattan]

Has anyone seen a euro lady in call off thumbtack before?

She's in the north end of the city.

https://www.thumbtack.com/il/chicago...63917132735605

Let me know if you've been to her or heard about her. Thanks.

Using the massage license number to search for her social media, I found some older, yet classy modeling photo's from her days in Eastern Europe. Looks fetching enough to TOFTT. Even a legit Euro massage from a reasonably attractive 30-something is better than nothing these days.

[Dr Manhattan]

I am trying to get a outcall from the following providers. I asked for a sub 40 masseuse and they readily agreed. Is this legit or extras are offered?

https://chicago.ibackpage.com/Therap...s/6198317.html

Never used them, as I cannot host. That being said, ads for that service go back at least a decade. Alice's Elite Massage Therapy to European Mobile Massage Chicago. Keep in mind that the up-charge to visit doesn't guarantee a good finish.

[Hanxu]

I am trying to get a outcall from the following providers. I asked for a sub 40 masseuse and they readily agreed. Is this legit or extras are offered?

https://chicago.ibackpage.com/Therap...s/6198317.html

[NewEdgeStang1]

Has anyone seen a euro lady in call off thumbtack before?

She's in the north end of the city.

https://www.thumbtack.com/il/chicago...63917132735605

Let me know if you've been to her or heard about her. Thanks.

[DMichaels69]

I also think she runs multiple ad's and IIRC another monger said she was rude.
In the Craigs List section here there are not great comments about her. Page thru to March 5th and 7th posts.

That second link is the lady in Barrington who charges $100 for one hour massage and then wants waaaaaaaayyyyy too much for L1 and naked roaming and such. I don't recall exactly what since it was about 5 years ago, but it was more than FS and I never went back.

[EdCarbone]

If you search CL and see the following style of ad with no contact info except an email address, its most likely spam.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/b...482565442.html

Save the photo and use tineye to see the photo is widely used. Even if the ad was real, its false advertising. The ad above was used by other sites and even includes the face.

The ad below is real although not sure if Euro. Success rate is high.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/b...480406004.html

PM me if you have questions.

That second link is the lady in Barrington who charges $100 for one hour massage and then wants waaaaaaaayyyyy too much for L1 and naked roaming and such. I don't recall exactly what since it was about 5 years ago, but it was more than FS and I never went back.

[TheWimp]

If you search CL and see the following style of ad with no contact info except an email address, its most likely spam.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/b...482565442.html

Save the photo and use tineye to see the photo is widely used. Even if the ad was real, its false advertising. The ad above was used by other sites and even includes the face.

The ad below is real although not sure if Euro. Success rate is high.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/b...480406004.html

PM me if you have questions.

[PeteMusk]

Who is this tyrant with the nice rack? Does she run all the rooms in the basement?

She has been covered here a bunch, no, they are all separate competing businesses which adds to the confusion. They are all poorly run businesses.

She has been reference as the glove lady. I don't like her at all. If you want to feel bad about yourself and also feel a latex or worse type glove level one, have at it. Here is a fast recap of the basement.

Massage Mantra. Possibly the glove lady.

European massage or Lovely Hands. She is now on massageanywhere, you can find her if you look. She looks about like the pic, and is a solid average looking presentable person with a jaded personality as she should have dealing with that she deals wth.

CT. They have the rotation of people that ZZ was mentioning, nothing good, they are now on CL ocassionaly.

The park ridge one, she isn't two therapists, she just uses more than one name. Someone posted her mugshot once, if you like being shut out again have at it. Google her reviews they are hilarious.

Other NB location has Sarah, and Solar, two Sept. Businesses again. NO solar is not Katia who went down a few years ago and to my knowledge is not back and never will be. Linda is older.

I am simply posting this to avoid in the near future at least, memory lapses on what has already covered, to be covered again on here as something new. There is sadly nothing new or interesting going in those areas I mentioned.