Massage Parlor Reports

[ApplePiePussy]

The hobby is becoming enjoyable again. It's slow everywhere now. The stimi money is gone, PPP money for your fake import export business has run out, and your boss has popped the bubble on your WFM dream. Suddenly there's no line around the block for rushed services from 5's and 6's. Little by little we are returning to equilibrium. J Powell is crushing hobby inflation with 75 point interest rate hikes.

As a result, I ventured out to Orange Spa where many of you have had an unexpected Adam's apple surprise in recent visits. Personally, I subscribe to the philosophy that there are no chicks with dicks, only men with tits, so I abstained from such adventures. However, after hearing that April was back in town, I decided to check out this recent expansion of the BHC franchise.

I saw April over the summer at BHC and thought that she reminded me of a Chinese Riley Reid. She fucks like one. She definitely has a mouth like one. Her English is really good and the girl likes to talk shit.

When I rang the bell at Orange, she opened the door wearing a cheap bathrobe and her hair was all fucked up, so I thought maybe she ended up on meth. But after she returned to the room in a skimpy dress with her hair tied back, I knew it was game on. The girl is hot when she wants to be and I've seen pics of her dressed in classy clothes on her wechat. But at the parlors, she adopts the personality of a complete ****. I'm not complaining. To each their own.

In my opinion, April's service is as close as we're going to get to Milk Spa Orlando service in Chicago. There's no nuru, but there's everything else. She pulls me into the shower and starts giving me a standing BBBJ followed by some P2 P. Then there's nonstop finger scrubbing of the taint and hole like some of you less European looking folks are used to from the TSA. April likes to walk around the parlor with her dress pulled up and her pussy hanging out. It's her trademark. So when we got back into the room, I leaned her over the table standing and ate her pussy out from behind.

While this is happening, the Ubereats guy is waiting outside to deliver some hot chicken. April sees him in the quad camera setup and pulls her dress down and goes to collect her lunch. I watch them on camera and I wonder if this flunky delivering the chicken has any idea that literally 5 seconds ago, my tongue was up her ass.

She comes back into the room and strips everything off and starts BBBJ again. She quickly turns into an Amazon Dyson knockoff and presses the 10 second powerdrive until her child labor created batteries run out. Then she gets on the table spread eagle and gives me the fuck me look.

Understand that when you fuck April, your enjoyment is secondary to hers. She will grab your hand in whatever position you're in and put in on her clit regardless if it's an awkward position for you. After several rounds of this, I rip off the condom and deliver the ranch for her chicken.

Back to the shower where she washes away the evidence and attempts to make herself presentable for whoever would inevitably end up with my sloppy seconds. On the way out, another girl chats me up and offers some Chinese candy on the counter which is likely from 1993. I take one to be polite and head back out onto Archer.

[Pau Ford]

Thats not entirely true, there's a lot in Chicago and you don't have to go to the burbs at all. But you are doing yourself a disservice limiting to walking distance from the Loop, this is a waste of time. You can find a lot within a 10-15 dollar taxi ride of the loop.

From reading this forum, it looks like all of the well-reviewed massage parlors are in the Chicago suburbs. Are there any recommended massage parlors within walking distance of the loop?

[BadDances]

From reading this forum, it looks like all of the well-reviewed massage parlors are in the Chicago suburbs. Are there any recommended massage parlors within walking distance of the loop?

Most of them are in Chicago proper. Sxl is walkable from the loop, many can be reached from the blue line.

[GeneralObvious]

Never mind. Answering my own question. Selena now, and. Yup! West River.

You do know, that if you like a provider, and click with her, you can ask for her number. Most give their numbers to guys they like. That way, if they move, you know where they went.

[Jay117]

I'd like to check this place out, roughly what's the damage?

50/70. I honestly don't know the tipping rates there for anything, or even what "levels" are available. Me seeing a provider I've seen like 20 times before is not a great data point, sorry.

[SkeeterV]

Never mind. Answering my own question. Selena now, and. Yup! West River.

I'd like to check this place out, roughly what's the damage?

[Walker333]

Yep mixed it up with JW Massage on chicago where Wendy I believe gave those pretty nice fake rimjobs with her hands. She seems to be gone now though. Would also be interested in rimmer or butt teasers below the age of 80 as well.

Wendy was very-very good by all means. She left the stage due to some health issues not related to her business. I hope she will be fine and resurface one day. Any info in that respect would be appreciated.

[SideTalker]

She's the one and only one there for about 2 years running. If you went there, it was her.

Yep mixed it up with JW Massage on chicago where Wendy I believe gave those pretty nice fake rimjobs with her hands. She seems to be gone now though. Would also be interested in rimmer or butt teasers below the age of 80 as well.

[Jay117]

I moved, and haven't been to SXL in a while. Juju moved to West River spa? And / or Grand?

Is she still Juju, or Selena there? Any info appreciated. I love sessions with Juju.

Never mind. Answering my own question. Selena now, and. Yup! West River.

[Jay117]

She's at West River.

I moved, and haven't been to SXL in a while. Juju moved to West River spa? And / or Grand?

Is she still Juju, or Selena there? Any info appreciated. I love sessions with Juju.

[Nailgi]

Anyone been to this place? It's in Logan. Might TOFTT when Tim permits but wanting to know what to expect. Thanks.

Been there a few times back in June, was my first AMP parlor actually. I just wanted a massage and was pleasantly surprised when I got a L1 qon the flip. The first time, it was this chatty, cute 30-ish girl who took care of me, every time after that it seemed to be the mama-san who only ever worked there. She's pretty old so if you're dealing with her I wouldn't recommend. I haven't been back in months.

[CornCobMaker]

Anyone been to this place? It's in Logan. Might TOFTT when Tim permits but wanting to know what to expect. Thanks.

[BenBeck]

Is she still around? Last few times I went to OD she was gone.

sorry mixed it up with another amp

She's the one and only one there for about 2 years running. If you went there, it was her.

[Daytime Jay]

Was in the mood for a change of pace so decided to stop at Comfort in Oak Park. Walked in and was greeted by a latina looking gal named Sophia. Went for regular massage. The pricing is a little off (. 7 for hour) but not a big deal. Massage was more rubbing, felt like she was killing time. On the flip there was more of the same until finish. Am pretty sure that there is nothing available aside from standard finish. There was another person working. She had long black hair and was doing sewing / darning when I walked by. Did not raise her head when I passed. All in all, a minus visit.

I went there twice. First time no extras at all, second time an ancient MT offered L1 but I declined. Not worth visiting as I don't recall the massage being great either.

[SideTalker]

I think many of us would like this. Judy at OD is reliable for this service.

Is she still around? Last few times I went to OD she was gone.

sorry mixed it up with another amp