Massage Parlor Reports

**StayPuff** · 10-15-22 14:46

Hung out with April at CLM earlier today. If you like larger portions, her pictures I don't think are her, but they are pretty accurate of her body type. House fee plus 1 ben gets you L2, 2 ben gets you L3. Her body is definitely my type but she offers not much as far as intangibles that made me want to repeat.

**PatientX1** · 10-15-22 14:37

Originally Posted by Moejoo [View Original Post]

Over the course of several months I tried to hook up with her a number of times. Communication was very uneven and she couldn't seem to really read and respond to what I said in text messages. I finally gave up. On days that she advertised she would not respond to messages and then would send me something incoherent when she had not advertised in a week. I think she is probably on some sort of behavioral meds or stoned out of her mind. After I gave up it was reported on here that she is much heavier than her pics.

I have seen a lot of negative reviews on Savannah as well. The ones that put me off mentioned that she has a lot of rules and can be cold in person. I also saw those reviews that said she is heavier than most of her pics. She started advertising femdom, which I would go for, but I suspect it is more so she can control the session.

**Fit312** · 10-15-22 13:00

Was going to see one of my regulars tomorrow, but I swung by Archer and Orange to see who was working. Archer had two taller girls named Kiki and Moon. Kiki had decent cleavage and they both seemed eager to do boom-boom. Middle-aged short and squat woman at Orange, think that the name was Nina or Linda. Will take a pass on those places until next weekend.

**Vbenny** · 10-15-22 10:45

Went over to BHC yesterday for the first time in a while. I typically prefer escorts, so I know what I'm getting, but I just didn't have time or energy for the back and forth of trying to schedule with providers who don't even respond 90% of the time. I was met at the door by Natasha, a tallish (maybe 5'5-7 ish" beautiful provider, with natural, perky B cups. I asked for an hour and handed over $$, she came back and asked me to flip immediately, which was unexpected and something I was not initially happy about as I actually wanted a massage too. I didn't have the energy to argue, so I just went with it. I won't go overly into details, but she was extremely sensual, she provided every service I could have reasonably hoped for, and was either really into them or at least convincing at acting like she was. When I finished, she cleaned me up and then unexpectedly went into giving me an amazing massage! Super firm, super high quality, and post climax it was so much more relaxing than any massage I have had before. After the massage, she takes me straight to the table shower and is super thorough and again sensual. It was easily the best time I have had at BHC, and definitely one of the better experiences I've had in the hobby. I highly recommend Natasha, but see her fast before BHC's next rotation.

**Desparado** · 10-15-22 10:09

Originally Posted by JohnLorain [View Original Post]

I'm going to be near both and wondered if one would be a better choice than the other?

Thanks!

Thanks for doing this, please post your experience in order to help us decide.

**JohnLorain** · 10-14-22 19:35

I'm going to be near both and wondered if one would be a better choice than the other?

Thanks!

**DragonPlayer72** · 10-14-22 15:38

I was introduced to new talent at Beijing. She was quite beautiful and I had an awesome time. Her name was Linda also. How many Lindas do they have? LOL. When I was there last time it was a different Linda. Anyhow here is her pic I found online.

**CanadianGuy** · 10-14-22 00:47

Originally Posted by Jay117 [View Original Post]

I was just looking at her site this morning. Looks legit, but gets fairly pricey for FBSM (esp once you add the body-to-body option), so I'd be happy to hear any reports as well.

(if you search, there are some older reviews that are a mixed bag, but nothing in the last two years)

She's got a few recent ones on TER.

**Hrodebert** · 10-14-22 00:37

Was the UofC player who won the first Heisman. 1935. Amos Alonzo Stagg was the coach there from 1892-1935.

Originally Posted by Razorthin2011 [View Original Post]

LMAO, you must not be much of a Hyde Parker not to know the you of C had the first ever Heisman Trophy winner, Amos Alonzo Stagg.

**TJGeek** · 10-13-22 22:02

Originally Posted by TrickyBic53 [View Original Post]

Where is Clm I can't seem to make out the location.

CLM = https://www.chicagolandbodyrubs.com/.

**PatientX1** · 10-13-22 21:57

Originally Posted by PatientX1 [View Original Post]

I have visited Alexandra several times now. Her pictures are her, she is tall, slender and beautiful. Easy communication, plenty of street parking, clean incall. She offers massage and HE, no escort or FS, although she is open to fetish after a few visits. I see her for fetish, so I can't comment on her massage skills, but she has good hands. Her rates are posted as 150 for hh, 250 for the hr. Pm me for details.

https://tryst.link/massage/alexandra2779

I will post this in the Skokie forum as well, as the incall is close to Lincolnwood.

This should say far north side chicago.

**PatientX1** · 10-13-22 21:55

To clarify, this is far North side Chicago, close to the border of Lincolnwood.

**Lex85** · 10-13-22 19:18

Finally have some time to check this place out.

Can anyone pm me details? Cost plus tip etc.

Thanks.

**Coopertars** · 10-13-22 18:35

Originally Posted by Jay117 [View Original Post]

It's definitely a strange ad. It looks legit in the sense that the photos look authentic, and the prices seem normal, but (a) it mentions the exact address of the apartment building, and (b) no cash accepted??

Please post if you manage to see her! And let us know how she wants to be paid!

I reached out to her today, she responds sporadically. Wanted to be paid up front via zelle before giving her apt number. Gave an e-mail address for her "accountant". I'm not paying up front so I didn't get any further.

**SmallD23** · 10-13-22 10:53

Originally Posted by MrMax4 [View Original Post]

Good evening to you all. Coming down from the Madison Wi area to Saint Charles area for the wife's conference. I will have some free time in that area Saturday and Sunday morning. Then I will be going to the University of Chicago by myself for a football game Saturday afternoon. I love a good AMP which there are none around here really. Just a HE. If anyone of you Bears fans can point me to a good table shower place that the sweet Asian will give me a good rimming I would really appreciate it. I have never had either. Thanks to you all again. I have been reading the Chicago boards for a few years now.

Yes, I'd love info in an L1/ L2 with a good rimming of my asshole too.