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[Bastard Chorum]

With KGLA / CGLA.

Photos: I can see the resemblance in her face. Glammed up and slimmed down. Probably old pictures, if it is indeed her, as she has jet black hair now.

Looks: Has one of those faces that could be cute and pretty but somehow misses the mark. Like it's missing something to complete the look. Still, she's pretty easy on the eyes. 5'6", late 20's is plausible for Dara, decent MM C's, wide but flat ass, and shaven pussy. Skin tone is between fair and tanned. One small tattoo near her left ankle. She's on the curvier side and definitely not a spinner. Her upper torso has some loose skin. Like she was bigger but has lost a good amount of weight. It's not readily apparent until you touch, fondle, and rub around that area. Has C-section scar.

English: Not much.

Attitude: Friendly and chill, says she's new but some of her skills says otherwise. She definitely is service orientated.

Service: Overall average for now. DFK was lacking, not much movement from her end. BBBJ started slow and simple but progressed to lite BLS, tip play, and bobbing at a good pace. Could use some DT to round it out. Decent response from DATY. Come find out that she's quite loose down there when I was in FIV, two digits easily slid in without much foreplay. Luckily, she makes up for it with very good kegels. Audio feedback was minimal and tame. Dara took control in CG with her own mix of positions and pacing. I just laid back and enjoyed the ride. Her ass wasn't meant to be judged by first impression alone, it looks incredibly nice in K9. She will fuck you back and slow twirl if you stay still for too long. Very flexible in mish, held her legs wide for maximum penetration. BBFSCIP.

Expense: $320.

Repeat: I'll repeat once more to see if she gets better to determine where she ultimately falls. Dara absolutely has the potential to improve. I can't really complain much as she has OK looks and decent service. Hopefully she'll up her game.

[Portlander2]

With CGLA.

Photos: Not her. Photos are of another girl.

Looks: Average looks for me, cute in certain angles. Has an overbite and slightly bucktoothed. 5'3", she's definitely young early 20's I would say. Very nice pair of natural full D's maybe even DD's, flat ass, and shaven pussy. Skin tone is between fair and tanned. No tattoos. Skinny and slender.

English: Not much.

Attitude: A bit shy but friendly. Very green behind the ears. Some mongers might like this aspect while others may not.

Service: Overall below average. DFK was non-existent with LFK being the norm. BBBJ was simple, not much variety and lacking in enthusiasm. Breast play is really the highlight of the session for me. Large, semi-firm, and very shapely. Audio feedback was minimal and muffled. All positions were available but just seemed missing a certain thrill and excitement. I did not go for the upcharge.

Expense: $320.

Repeat: No, not for me. I do expect lower service and some lack of experience for someone who is new, just not to this extent. You definitely need to lead in order to get most out of it. Usually, being passive is still OK as kgirls will default to their routine for a decent tour of their skills. But it looks like she doesn't have one or haven't formed one yet. And there's always the possibility I caught her on a bad day. Nevertheless, she's leveraging her youth and tits to entice mongers to keep coming back. To a lesser extent, her looks also. While I would agree that she has a very good physique, her face was only slightly cute to me.

Review is pretty spot on. Many of the reviews out there are much too positive, especially re: her looks. Her face is very average indeed, and her only real strengths were her youth and tits.

Her BBBJ was awful though, the worst I've had with a Kgirl.

I'll also add that her BBFS did not include cip, at least from my experience, which is odd considering her insane price point for the up sell. Would also not repeat.

[Bastard Chorum]

With CGLA.

Photos: Not her. Photos are of another girl.

Looks: Average looks for me, cute in certain angles. Has an overbite and slightly bucktoothed. 5'3", she's definitely young early 20's I would say. Very nice pair of natural full D's maybe even DD's, flat ass, and shaven pussy. Skin tone is between fair and tanned. No tattoos. Skinny and slender.

English: Not much.

Attitude: A bit shy but friendly. Very green behind the ears. Some mongers might like this aspect while others may not.

Service: Overall below average. DFK was non-existent with LFK being the norm. BBBJ was simple, not much variety and lacking in enthusiasm. Breast play is really the highlight of the session for me. Large, semi-firm, and very shapely. Audio feedback was minimal and muffled. All positions were available but just seemed missing a certain thrill and excitement. I did not go for the upcharge.

Expense: $320.

Repeat: No, not for me. I do expect lower service and some lack of experience for someone who is new, just not to this extent. You definitely need to lead in order to get most out of it. Usually, being passive is still OK as kgirls will default to their routine for a decent tour of their skills. But it looks like she doesn't have one or haven't formed one yet. And there's always the possibility I caught her on a bad day. Nevertheless, she's leveraging her youth and tits to entice mongers to keep coming back. To a lesser extent, her looks also. While I would agree that she has a very good physique, her face was only slightly cute to me.

[Bastard Chorum]

With CGLA.

Pictures: I can see the resemblance in the face. But if it is her, those are old pictures. Black hair now and physique is much thicker.

Looks: Cute face especially when she smiles (which she does a lot), the way she ties up her hair also adds to the cuteness, 4'11", I would put her in her late 20's or early 30's, man made D's that are slightly sagging and pillowy on the outside and firm on the inside type deal, Latina-inspired wide caboose that is incredibly grabbable, shaven pussy. Skin tone is between fair and tanned. No tattoos. Spinner and model skinny lovers stand aside or avoid entirely. She's thick enough for Latinas to be jealous. Her body reminds me of Jamie but with more cushion all around. She carries it fairly well but you'll see a bit of tummy in certain positions. Circular scar on solar plexus about the size of quarter and a couple smaller ones on her back.

English: Short phrases, don't expect too much.

Attitude: Smiles and giggles a good amount, cutesy, and entirely devoted to making you feel good. Not sure where she popped up from but she's a seasoned veteran in it to get you and herself off.

Service: Overall, she firmly places herself just below top tier territory for me. And I don't give praise like that often or lightly. DFK was good and on demand. But it could use a bit more force and depth. BBBJ was very nice: attempts DT, some light BLS, but good technique, heading bobbing, suction, and lubrication. She was quite responsive to DATY and to my surprise starting vigorously flicking the bean simultaneously trying to get off. She did. Allowed FIV and got wet quickly. Audio feedback felt genuine with no theatrics. CG was a joy. She alternates rhythm in measured steps, flowing between shallow and teasing to deep long strokes. Now K9 is sight to behold. For all you ass lovers out there, she's one you'll regret not seeing for yourself. Even though she's so short, her ass and body line still looks amazing. Firstly, super seductive K9 posture, head down with a nice gradual arch. Her ass isn't pointing to the ceiling but more horizontally presented to you on a delicious platter, pussy lips and asshole quite visible for all to see. If that wasn't enough, after savoring some slow and hard thrusts, I eased up a bit to rest and get back my breathe when she started throwing her ass back. Nice, so I stayed still for the show. It went straight to the moon when she started twerking forward and back. Mind you, not the best but damn I think that's the first kgirl that did that to me of her own volition. Mish was lovely. She's flexible and will hold her legs wide for you or you can spread them out for pound town. Very engaged and frisky throughout. Decent kegels. Worked as a masseuse and she's good at it. But has strength to back it up so beware. BBFSCIP.

Expense: $340.

Repeat: Easily a yes. She may not provide everything you want from a kgirl, but Kona's definitely a service queen. One that goes out of her way to ensure you enjoy your time with her to the best of her abilities. The attention, effort, and desire to please you comes through in spades. And this precisely why I personally rate her so high in the service department. Her figure might not be to everyone's taste, but if you can get past that, you might experience a session you didn't know you wanted.

[Bastard Chorum]

Wow! That is an awesome ass if it is better than Stacy's beautiful booty.

That is high praise.

The few I listed are just close approximations. Every girls going to be a little different in their own way. But nevertheless, Eva's body is top shelf among the available talent. Keep in mind that I like my girls more on the thicker side.

[IAmGib1]

A few come to mind: Stacy but taller, slightly bigger tits, and better ass; a taller Jamie when she first started with proportionate tits and ass; and Ruby before she left for LV without the very defined muscle tone.

That is high praise.

[AMonger1]

Finally got the chance to see Mini. Plenty of reports on her and most seem accurate so not going to go too deep into it.

Photos: Actually pretty accurate surprisingly enough. Most accurate I've seen so far (tho I haven't seen much). I would say the pic with the white see through gown is the most accurate with some photoshop to smooth things out of course. This is assuming the same face expression.

Looks: refer to the white gown pic but add like maybe 5 years to it. Wore light makeup which looked nice. Can see signs of aging in certain positions or facial expressions but otherwise fairly cute. Stats seem accurate. Her tit job is absolutely superb imo. Felt really soft and natural. Couldn't stop stuffing as much as I could it into my mouth. Could only tell they were fake since they sat so proportionally and are sized well for her small frame Think she had a bit of a yaeba but she mainly smiles with her mouth closed. Was a little hard to guess the age on her but I think Boner's within 6 year accuracy of 31-33 is a fair assessment. Prob closer around my age. She's a spinner but I wouldn't really call her thin for the guy that was asking. She seems naturally fit, prob through diet because I didn't really notice any muscle definition like she works out, no pudge, with a cute little butt that's still a handful. Also had a beautiful shaved innie when standing up which I loved. Would be almost perfect body wise to me if she toned up and had more of a bubble butt and innie. Would've def done DATY if she was GFE only but I ain't about to lap up someone else's kids. Few small tats but not an eyesore or anything. Her location / room was also a bit more well lit than the others I've been which was appreciated as I could actually see and check her out more. Never been a fan of the dimly lit rooms where I couldn't see shit.

English: hard to say because she would talk broken English to me here or there, but I don't know how much she really understood when I responded. Don't think it's much. Just kept talking to me in Korean mainly so I had no idea what she was saying most of the time. I would try asking her questions or engage in a convo but those never really went anywhere. Despite the lack of an actual conversation, things never seemed awkward or boring as she was constantly touchy or being funny.

Attitude: yea she's a bit quirky / goofy but I kind of liked it. Thought she was a funny upbeat girl, will joke around with you, and was very friendly. She would sometimes say random shit either in English or Korean. Forgot what she said but I was laughing at something for a bit right after I busted still in mish position before getting off. Felt she had more of a fwb vibe than GFE. Was really fond of her personality tbh. Feel like she would be a fun / cool person to just hang out normally. Too bad there was a language barrier or I probably would've tried LOL.

Service: Slightly above average. Wasn't exactly a service queen but it was still good. It was also towards the end of the night so she may have been a little tired to be fair, but she tried regardless. I don't really engage in lfk / dfk too much with BBFS girls so that may be the reason why I felt it was more fwb than GFE, but I didn't mind that and enjoyed it. Her breath also stank despite the blue toast at the beginning so that didn't help either. Quick shower no preview. Her BBBJ was kind of average with some BLS. Couldn't, or wouldn't, DT despite me asking her to go deeper or lightly pushing her head. Prefer a stronger suction but it wasn't bad. If she just went twice as deep then it might have been above average. She was tight upon first entering in CG, but loosened up later on. Overall snug fit, prob not magnum approved tho. CG was pretty basic with no grinding or squat fucking, just moving up and down. Doggie and mish was more fun and appealing to watch and hear her squeal while saying shit to me in korean. And yea, it does seem like she has a thing with nipples LOL. Bbfscip x 2. Didn't have time for a third.

Expense: $320, plus a $68 parking ticket I got.

Repeat: I would say yes but I most likely won't with all the options out there. Just not a repeat guy, or maybe I haven't found my ATF yet. I barely even repeat with SBs. Def see why she's popular and in people's rotations but I just like experiencing diff girls personally. However, her overall looks and good no up charge service combined with her price point is going to make it hard to beat I think.

[Bastard Chorum]

BC whose physique does Eva most resemble among those Kgirls you have seen or even online pics?

A few come to mind: Stacy but taller, slightly bigger tits, and better ass; a taller Jamie when she first started with proportionate tits and ass; and Ruby before she left for LV without the very defined muscle tone.

[IAmGib1]

Don't focus on the posted pics, both me and others have already said that they are old. At most, they will only give you a general idea of what to expect. She's a bit thicker now. Unless you prefer anorexic types, I think most would agree that she possesses one of the best physiques currently available.

So, just as a sanity check, I went to see Eva again and paid very particular attention to her skin tone. Her face is pale. However, she is indeed tanned on most of her body but you can also see that her natural skin tone is pale when looking at the contrast across tan lines. Whether it was due to the lightning or my eyes at the time, it was a mistake made on my part. And I'll own up to it. That should clear up any confusion.

BC whose physique does Eva most resemble among those Kgirls you have seen or even online pics?

[Bastard Chorum]

I've never seen Erica, but I did get switcheroo vibes when I saw Eva because her photos didn't seem accurate. However, I'm pretty sure the room I boned Eva had an attached bathroom.

I know the lighting messes things up but Eva is not as pale as those pics. BC needs to go to the eye doctor. Eva's current pics are super old and are inaccurate in multiple ways. I don't know how tan or not Erica is right now, haven't seen her since she upped to 350, but I highly doubt SFK switched you.

Don't focus on the posted pics, both me and others have already said that they are old. At most, they will only give you a general idea of what to expect. She's a bit thicker now. Unless you prefer anorexic types, I think most would agree that she possesses one of the best physiques currently available.

So, just as a sanity check, I went to see Eva again and paid very particular attention to her skin tone. Her face is pale. However, she is indeed tanned on most of her body but you can also see that her natural skin tone is pale when looking at the contrast across tan lines. Whether it was due to the lightning or my eyes at the time, it was a mistake made on my part. And I'll own up to it. That should clear up any confusion.

[Chef Boyardee]

I've never seen Erica, but I did get switcheroo vibes when I saw Eva because her photos didn't seem accurate. However, I'm pretty sure the room I boned Eva had an attached bathroom.

I know the lighting messes things up but Eva is not as pale as those pics. BC needs to go to the eye doctor. Eva's current pics are super old and are inaccurate in multiple ways. I don't know how tan or not Erica is right now, haven't seen her since she upped to 350, but I highly doubt SFK switched you.

[BobLove]

Yes, I'm quite sure she is, other than the tan line around her butt area the rest of her and especially her face is pale. I've included skin tone and condition in my reviews for the past few years because some people, like myself, see it as an important aspect. So I pay particular attention to it. I don't think my eyesight have gotten that bad and her room was more lit than the average kgirl lighting.

Have you seen Erica before by chance? And, more importantly, before seeing Eva? I ask because you might have gotten the old switcheroo, whether accidentally or intentionally. If that's the case then Erica would be most likely the one you saw. I have four reasons for thinking so. They are the same rate, both work out of the same apartment, Erica's on the tannish side, and you described Eva as having "very good service". Erica does have very good service but it's a stretch to call Eva's service even good service. For reference, Eva works out of the room with the attached bathroom, the one on your left as you walk into the apartment.

If you did in fact see Eva, then I might need to go see my ophthalmologist.

I've never seen Erica, but I did get switcheroo vibes when I saw Eva because her photos didn't seem accurate. However, I'm pretty sure the room I boned Eva had an attached bathroom.

[Bastard Chorum]

Are you sure about the pale complexion? The Eva I got was more tan than the photos. The girl in the photos is as pale as a piece of paper.

Yes, I'm quite sure she is, other than the tan line around her butt area the rest of her and especially her face is pale. I've included skin tone and condition in my reviews for the past few years because some people, like myself, see it as an important aspect. So I pay particular attention to it. I don't think my eyesight have gotten that bad and her room was more lit than the average kgirl lighting.

Have you seen Erica before by chance? And, more importantly, before seeing Eva? I ask because you might have gotten the old switcheroo, whether accidentally or intentionally. If that's the case then Erica would be most likely the one you saw. I have four reasons for thinking so. They are the same rate, both work out of the same apartment, Erica's on the tannish side, and you described Eva as having "very good service". Erica does have very good service but it's a stretch to call Eva's service even good service. For reference, Eva works out of the room with the attached bathroom, the one on your left as you walk into the apartment.

If you did in fact see Eva, then I might need to go see my ophthalmologist.

[BobLove]

With SFK.

Photos: Yes, it's her but those photos were used during CV days pre-FOSTA / ESTA.

Looks: Very pretty face, sharp nose, has a goth look to her because of her exceptionally pale complexion, use of black mascara, black eyeliner, neutral lipstick, and jet black straight hair. Possesses quite a photogenic smile with large dimple. She looks more mature than before which I prefer. 5'5", she's in her early to mid 30's now, nice man made D's proportionate to her stature but it's on the firm side, lovely bubble butt, and shaven pussy. She has kept herself in shape and her physique hasn't changed from what I remember. Not a spinner due to her height but slender frame with soft curves all around. I would describe her overall shape as deliciously plump. Very fair skin tone with no tattoos. As another monger mentioned she does have tan lines on her butt, looks to be natural and not from a tanning salon. Not to sound too much of shill or cliche but she can easily be a kpop idol looks-wise..

Are you sure about the pale complexion? The Eva I got was more tan than the photos. The girl in the photos is as pale as a piece of paper.

[Member #7000]

With SFK.

Photos: Yes, it's her but those photos were used during CV days pre-FOSTA / ESTA.

Looks: Very pretty face, sharp nose, has a goth look to her because of her exceptionally pale complexion, use of black mascara, black eyeliner, neutral lipstick, and jet black straight hair. Possesses quite a photogenic smile with large dimple. She looks more mature than before which I prefer. 5'5", she's in her early to mid 30's now, nice man made D's proportionate to her stature but it's on the firm side, lovely bubble butt, and shaven pussy. She has kept herself in shape and her physique hasn't changed from what I remember. Not a spinner due to her height but slender frame with soft curves all around. I would describe her overall shape as deliciously plump. Very fair skin tone with no tattoos. As another monger mentioned she does have tan lines on her butt, looks to be natural and not from a tanning salon. Not to sound too much of shill or cliche but she can easily be a kpop idol looks-wise.

English: Not much.

Attitude: GFE-lite, very cordial, coy, and endearing with her soft-spoken velvety feminine voice. Make no mistake she's been in the business for years. She's a veteran but didn't choose the path to become the slutty vixen type. She'll get the job done but don't expect to end up hot, sweaty, or out of breath.

Service: Overall between average and slightly above average. DFK was slow and sensual. More deliberate than spontaneous. Responsive to DATY. BBBJ was just decent, no DT, BLS, but good suction and lubrication. Audio feedback was a pleasure. She makes transient muffled and refrained moans that borders between pleasure and pain.

Excellent review. This was my experience as well down to the "CIP could be YMMV". However, I disagree that her English is "not much". Her English is on par with Jasmin's and probably even a bit better. She definitely doesn't give the slutty vibe --I wish she did though. She's more of the chill-relaxed trophy fuck. Her body is athletic and "deliciously plump", and her skin is silky smooth. She told me her bikini tan was from Hawaii.

Honestly, before all this talk about her, I thought she was new due to her service. BBBJ was wet but a bit too soft. CG was slow and kinda boring until I took over. Mish was pretty good but that's because I'm doing all the work. She is receptive to DFK though. Doggy was stiff like I was hurting her.

I would repeat though due to her looks and attitude.