Massage Parlor Reports

[HarleySteve]

Annie used to drive a black Lexus. I only knew that from when I'd been there when they opened and she was the sole provider.

I haven't seen that vehicle there in weeks now. There also used to be a red Mustang. It also hasn't been there.

Nothing says she didn't trade up. But it's one more clue that she might not be around anymore.

Annie and her black Lexus was there on Saturday. Same HJ service from her as in the past.

[ZoooBus]

LOL. Sprayed you body with alcohol? That would be a nope for me. These covid freaks freak me out. Does she think she's going to die from touching your body?

It is a mood killer And it demonstrates outright ignorance. Covid is not spread that way. Spraying alcohol will make no difference. And for germs in general it is also ineffective. The proper way to use alcohol is to spray on your hands and rub till it dries or if on another body part is to let it air dry. If you spray and then wipe it off while still wet you only gave the buggers a free drink.

[ProJohn1]

I saw too many ads so decided to check out Mini Healthy Spa. Advertising was for young and attractive girls and I have to admit that the girl that led me in fit the bill. She was younger looking, early thirties max, rather cute. A little plump. But pretty soon I got some bad vibes. I had a hundred and three twenties on me. I was planning to pay with the hundred and get some change so that I could decide the tip amount. But no change was forthcoming and she wanted the tip first. I got so far as to demand my hundred back and she relented with a hundred dollar tip and a promise of nude body to body. That never happened. After a painfully bad massage with no teasing at all She went into the flip. She sprayed both my unit and my hands with alcohol. And then demonstrated that she had no clue by wiping it off. Alcohol has to dry in place to work. Her handjob almost immediately went into jack hammer mode. Along with fake porn girl sex sounds. Lame. Oh, and she did take her bra off and let me fondle her breasts.

But no nude body to body. Terrible handjob and worse massage. The girl needs to get a boyfriend so that she knows what she is doing. It could have been fantastic but it was a total bust.

LOL. Sprayed you body with alcohol? That would be a nope for me. These covid freaks freak me out. Does she think she's going to die from touching your body?

[SmithSonok]

That appears to be the case. When I mentioned her name there was no reaction. It was yesterday and if I remember correctly Annie did not work on Sundays. Maybe when the cat is away the mice will play.

Annie used to drive a black Lexus. I only knew that from when I'd been there when they opened and she was the sole provider.

I haven't seen that vehicle there in weeks now. There also used to be a red Mustang. It also hasn't been there.

Nothing says she didn't trade up. But it's one more clue that she might not be around anymore.

[Member #6240]

That appears to be the case. When I mentioned her name there was no reaction. It was yesterday and if I remember correctly Annie did not work on Sundays. Maybe when the cat is away the mice will play.

Very interesting; they've been so strictly Handy only. Nice to see new options.

[SmithSonok]

I decided to take a flyer and try the new place on Broadway. Japan Oil Massage. Located between Dutch Brothers and Oishi Teriyaki on the 2nd floor above a panaderia. The place smelled like baking bread the whole time, if that turns you on.

Door was unlocked and I entered without ringing, but that set off some chimes so by the time I got to the top of the stairs, Eva was there to greet me dressed in a uniform you might expect a massage therapist to wear at "Massage Envy". But the lobby was dark and featured a "disco party light" - so immediately you knew you weren't some place exactly professional. Eva gave a quick side hug with a little extra rub. Doubling down on that feeling.

I gave Eva the house fee. 6 for one hour and was shown to a room. Clean but sparse. No music. Only the Latin pop coming from the kitchen downstairs.

Massage was ok. Nothing special. She did tease the boys softly, which I love. I hate when there's no tease. She allowed roaming hands during the massage.

Eva looked 40, meaning she's probably 50. Plump, not fat. Nothing special and kept her mask on the whole time. Nothing sexy about that uniform. But I was thinking with my little head, that had been teased, and offered a tip for FS when I probably normally wouldn't. Gave her $. 6. BBBJ. Then she stripped down. A huge tattoo on her stomach. And I started with DATY until she wanted me to stop. Covered mish, 69 and cowgirl until I finished.

Overall, 6/10. Not terrible, nothing special. But for those wondering, there is a full menu here.

[ZoooBus]

Are you saying GR is under new management? Is Annie gone?

That appears to be the case. When I mentioned her name there was no reaction. It was yesterday and if I remember correctly Annie did not work on Sundays. Maybe when the cat is away the mice will play.

[VillageRat]

I screwed up on the address of the new Broadway massage place Japan Oil Massage. I was looking for it a block north of where it is.

Couldn't find it went to Golden Rose. I had not been there for a while and there has been a change in management according to ads. I can confirm the a CBJ is on the menu now. Cute girl too.

Are you saying GR is under new management? Is Annie gone?

[ZoooBus]

I screwed up on the address of the new Broadway massage place Japan Oil Massage. I was looking for it a block north of where it is.

Couldn't find it went to Golden Rose. I had not been there for a while and there has been a change in management according to ads. I can confirm the a CBJ is on the menu now. Cute girl too.

[ZoooBus]

Anybody try the place on Broadway & 19th? Big yellow grand opening in Sign // was this the old Cherry Massage?

If it is on 19th and not Broadway It is "Carnation massage". I know, there already is a Carnation Massage on Broadway. Unless the help changed it was an older lady that gave an okay massage and a HE. You would need to keep your eyes closed during the HE.

Meanwhile there is a new place on the west side of Broadway just north of 21st. I am tempted to give them a try, though all of their ads imply that they might be just full service, there was a Rubmaps review which I cannot read but the advanced search told me the reviewer just got a HJ.

[Peet0115]

Anybody try the place on Broadway & 19th? Big yellow grand opening in Sign // was this the old Cherry Massage?

[Spaten]

Yes!! That was indeed Alice I was referring to as the amazing girl!!

Still my all time favorite, I tried rainbow but never had luck finding her there either. But now I'll start trying that place again.

I didn't know Chloe was at lotus at one point either.

Truth be told lotus was always a nice hidden gem, but the granny really scared me off LOL.

I'll report back if there's an Alice sighting.

I'm familiar with the place. Once I knew the address.

Was the "amazing" gal that you refer to Alice?

[VillageRat]

I'm familiar with the place. Once I knew the address.

Was the "amazing" gal that you refer to Alice? She was at Rainbow Health for a lengthy period back early in the pandemic and a little before. A very independent woman with her own car who travels from here back and forth to Texas and LA frequently. She was my all time fave. I heard from Chloe that she had been back here. I think this place and Rainbow may be connected because last time I saw Chloe (the MILF with the glasses) was at this place.

The place changes names probably every 6-8 months.

Used to be my go to for a good massage and HE.

Talent was normally okay in the looks department, they had one there that was amazing but she left the area for good after a month sadly.

After a visit 2 months ago I was met by a 60 yo granny. Tried again two weeks ago and it was a different 50-60's rough looking lady.

It's sad because this place used to be a hidden gem.

Maybe I just had really bad luck?

Hopefully management changes again and different talent is brought in.

I'll wait to hear about that.

[KitWalker1967]

Is new China foot massage in Everett a FS joint or HJ on Everett mall way? Is tann the provider there a good provider? My two last visits up north have been at sunshine in Lynnwood which I got Saran paper BJ from Susan and Emma and top and bottom nude not fully unclothed massage.

The last RM review of New China on 8/15/2022 describes an absolute TOFTT mess. Sprayed the guy down with sanitizer. Then tipping issues, due to a fluctuating menu that at various times included HJ, BJ and an inferred possibility of FS. The guy eventually got fed up with the games, got his $80 tip back and got the hell out of there.

[ZoooBus]

I saw too many ads so decided to check out Mini Healthy Spa. Advertising was for young and attractive girls and I have to admit that the girl that led me in fit the bill. She was younger looking, early thirties max, rather cute. A little plump. But pretty soon I got some bad vibes. I had a hundred and three twenties on me. I was planning to pay with the hundred and get some change so that I could decide the tip amount. But no change was forthcoming and she wanted the tip first. I got so far as to demand my hundred back and she relented with a hundred dollar tip and a promise of nude body to body. That never happened. After a painfully bad massage with no teasing at all She went into the flip. She sprayed both my unit and my hands with alcohol. And then demonstrated that she had no clue by wiping it off. Alcohol has to dry in place to work. Her handjob almost immediately went into jack hammer mode. Along with fake porn girl sex sounds. Lame. Oh, and she did take her bra off and let me fondle her breasts.

But no nude body to body. Terrible handjob and worse massage. The girl needs to get a boyfriend so that she knows what she is doing. It could have been fantastic but it was a total bust.