Massage Parlor Reports

[Selforen11]

Happy to see April today! She is here for two weeks or a month; she hasn't made up her mind yet.

Wow April!

Is April at BHC or Orange?

[Mexidan]

Happy to see April today! She is here for two weeks or a month; she hasn't made up her mind yet.

Wow April!

[Jinurso]

Has anyone tried her out? The ad give an exact address and price for L2 so I assumed it was fake, yesterday I saw a woman who I'm probably 95% sure was her at a restaurant in the south loop with her husband. She was constantly on her phone texting which gave me more reason to believe she was a provider. If I don't hear anything from anyone, I'll try to set something up in the next week.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ist-25588.html

It's definitely a strange ad. It looks legit in the sense that the photos look authentic, and the prices seem normal, but (a) it mentions the exact address of the apartment building, and (b) no cash accepted??

Please post if you manage to see her! And let us know how she wants to be paid!

That's almost certainly a scam. What American woman writes ads that way? It was definitely written by someone who is not a native English speaker.

[Jinurso]

Hung out with April at CLM earlier today. If you like larger portions, her pictures I don't think are her, but they are pretty accurate of her body type. House fee plus 1 ben gets you L2, 2 ben gets you L3. Her body is definitely my type but she offers not much as far as intangibles that made me want to repeat.

Any more specifics in terms of her menu? Any DFK? Is L2 BBBJ? What was off from her photos?

[Jinurso]

Anyone seen Margo at Clm lately? Curious as to thoughts / comments about her. She looks really hot and Sexy in her pics. Thanks.

I've seen her. She's not as hot as her photos, but they are her photos. In her pics she looks mid to late 20's but in reality she's probably late 30's. She still looks good though. Got kind of a Monica Bellucci look to her face. But Monica when she got older. She is fun in bed, though. She really throws herself into it. Really passionate, goes all out but she's the kind of girl who has a refractory period after she cums. She basically hopped on my dick and sucked the tongue out of my mouth as soon as I came into the room the first time I met her and she hopped off as soon as she came. That was the only annoying thing about the experience.

I eventually got to finish, but it took several minutes before she was up for it again and she wasn't nearly as wet or enthusiastic the second time. Maybe if I waited longer.

I saw her a few times and it was always the same. Not sure I'll see her again.

[Jinurso]

New here, recently moved to Chicago, really loving all the reviews here. Has anyone seen Claudia at CLM? Tryna see her today, saw Melissa and Selma in the past week and only heard good things about her from them. Apparently she's international and also has some massage training haha. Her picture looks hot af, does CLM use their actual pictures? If no one's seen her, I'll TOFTT and report back this morning.

Sandra and Nicole's photos are 100% fake. Most of the other girls use real photos, some more current and accurate than others.

Great review BTW. Did Claudia give you a sense of what's on the menu and what the upcharges were?

[CodyBro]

https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/h...545065722.html

Booked a outcall service with her and give her all details few days before including the location and room number where I stayed and she didn't show up tried to reach her several times and she didn't answer the call or text.

Anyone had similar experience with her she goes by name. Olivia.

[Fit312]

Amy was solid at Archer. She rotated out a week or two ago. Bad teeth but was a good bang.

Yeah, she definitely got into it more than any of the other traveling girls I've seen for the first time at an AMP recently and a little younger than some of the others.

[CAC7137]

Was going to see one of my regulars tomorrow, but I swung by Archer and Orange to see who was working. Archer had two taller girls named Kiki and Moon. Kiki had decent cleavage and they both seemed eager to do boom-boom. Middle-aged short and squat woman at Orange, think that the name was Nina or Linda. Will take a pass on those places until next weekend.

Amy was solid at Archer. She rotated out a week or two ago. Bad teeth but was a good bang.

[StayPuff]

Hung out with April at CLM earlier today. If you like larger portions, her pictures I don't think are her, but they are pretty accurate of her body type. House fee plus 1 ben gets you L2, 2 ben gets you L3. Her body is definitely my type but she offers not much as far as intangibles that made me want to repeat.

[PatientX1]

Over the course of several months I tried to hook up with her a number of times. Communication was very uneven and she couldn't seem to really read and respond to what I said in text messages. I finally gave up. On days that she advertised she would not respond to messages and then would send me something incoherent when she had not advertised in a week. I think she is probably on some sort of behavioral meds or stoned out of her mind. After I gave up it was reported on here that she is much heavier than her pics.

I have seen a lot of negative reviews on Savannah as well. The ones that put me off mentioned that she has a lot of rules and can be cold in person. I also saw those reviews that said she is heavier than most of her pics. She started advertising femdom, which I would go for, but I suspect it is more so she can control the session.

[Fit312]

Was going to see one of my regulars tomorrow, but I swung by Archer and Orange to see who was working. Archer had two taller girls named Kiki and Moon. Kiki had decent cleavage and they both seemed eager to do boom-boom. Middle-aged short and squat woman at Orange, think that the name was Nina or Linda. Will take a pass on those places until next weekend.

[Vbenny]

Went over to BHC yesterday for the first time in a while. I typically prefer escorts, so I know what I'm getting, but I just didn't have time or energy for the back and forth of trying to schedule with providers who don't even respond 90% of the time. I was met at the door by Natasha, a tallish (maybe 5'5-7 ish" beautiful provider, with natural, perky B cups. I asked for an hour and handed over $$, she came back and asked me to flip immediately, which was unexpected and something I was not initially happy about as I actually wanted a massage too. I didn't have the energy to argue, so I just went with it. I won't go overly into details, but she was extremely sensual, she provided every service I could have reasonably hoped for, and was either really into them or at least convincing at acting like she was. When I finished, she cleaned me up and then unexpectedly went into giving me an amazing massage! Super firm, super high quality, and post climax it was so much more relaxing than any massage I have had before. After the massage, she takes me straight to the table shower and is super thorough and again sensual. It was easily the best time I have had at BHC, and definitely one of the better experiences I've had in the hobby. I highly recommend Natasha, but see her fast before BHC's next rotation.

[Desparado]

I'm going to be near both and wondered if one would be a better choice than the other?

Thanks!

Thanks for doing this, please post your experience in order to help us decide.

[JohnLorain]

I'm going to be near both and wondered if one would be a better choice than the other?

Thanks!