Massage Parlor Reports

**Mexidan** · 10-17-22 11:42

Originally Posted by Selforen11 [View Original Post]

Is April at BHC or Orange?

Orange, a block away from BHC.

**Exploradora** · 10-17-22 11:12

Originally Posted by Chiguyxxx [View Original Post]

I saw Claudia last week. The good news is she's very cute. Petite with a big butt. She also does a bit more of a massage then most of the girls. Lots of teasing which was nice. Just went ahead to L1 without any chit chat but then she was done. I had an hour appointment and it was over at 30 minutes. Not talk of extras or anything. So tldr, if you are looking for a nice L1 massage book a 1/2 hour and be happy. Anything else I don't know. Unfortunately it's a no repeat for me. She's younger prettier than Sarah, but Sarah is wild. I would definitely see Sarah again before Claudia. YMMV as always.

I've seen her a few times now. I think you got unlucky, she does offer a lot of extras and she's been wild and a lot of fun for me. Maybe it's just because it was your first time seeing her, you have to let her open up to you. Did you ask for her menu? Did you act weird or do something to make her not offer anything? You have to initiate the conversation and ask what's available, you can't expect them to as that can get them in trouble if you were LE. It's up to her discretion of course, if she's not interested in offering anything at the time, can't really control that, just be extra nice and respectful, don't do anything you haven't discussed or paid for, always ask for consent. She's definitely the shy / quiet type. After seeing her 4 times now, I recommend walking in and making your donation. Then I would ask for mutual shower and mutual massage, both are my favorite extras of hers, always make your extras donation upfront. And halfway through your appointment ask for CBJ / CFS before she starts at your wood. Don't try to negotiate prices down or they're less likely to offer it to you. If she's feeling it, great. If not, don't be a douche about it and don't push, try again next time. Some girls take a few appointments before they start doing more, but once you've gained their trust, you'll always be in for a good time.

**Chiguyxxx** · 10-17-22 10:36

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

Sandra and Nicole's photos are 100% fake. Most of the other girls use real photos, some more current and accurate than others.

Great review BTW. Did Claudia give you a sense of what's on the menu and what the upcharges were?

I saw Claudia last week. The good news is she's very cute. Petite with a big butt. She also does a bit more of a massage then most of the girls. Lots of teasing which was nice. Just went ahead to L1 without any chit chat but then she was done. I had an hour appointment and it was over at 30 minutes. Not talk of extras or anything. So tldr, if you are looking for a nice L1 massage book a 1/2 hour and be happy. Anything else I don't know. Unfortunately it's a no repeat for me. She's younger prettier than Sarah, but Sarah is wild. I would definitely see Sarah again before Claudia. YMMV as always.

**Kreezy03** · 10-17-22 01:18

So I go see this chick tonight.

https://chicago.skipthegames.com/fem...g/469532607259

I text her I'm parked. She tells me come to the door (it's a couple doors down from the actual address given), as I was driving there, I noticed plenty of LEO activity in the area. This doesn't alarm me because NW side neighborhoods are weird. You can raise a family in them, but you also have the luxury of telling your out of town friends your "chiraq" war stories of your NW side neighborhood also LOL. Anyway, I'm walking across the street to the place, and LEO turns off Elston as I'm waiting on her ass to open the damn door. I turn right a bit, walk off, & act like I'm texting on my phone and omw to Subway. The whole time I acted like I didn't even see them though. The streets also going through construction so they were driving slow because of that, or wanted to mess with me (I'm black, it happens lmao) They say something to me or they're just talking loud to each other but I know the passenger LEO was looking at me. But as that's happening she finally pops her fucking head out the door RIGHT IN FRONT OF LEO like "hello. HELLO! Because I'm fucking ignoring her ass LOL like, *****, you don't see the police RIGHT HERE!? IN FRONT OF US!? LEO keeps creeping on down the road slowly as I decide to enter. Wasn't anything they coulda got me on, but it was still a heart pounding moment LOL.

As for the experience, obviously she isn't the girls in the pic, late 30's-mid 40's imo, kinda slim smaller lady, her breath smelled absolutely awful, her condoms were way to small (I know I shoulda used my own), she dried up quickly even with lube and wouldn't keep her back arched in doggy even though I decided to only have the tip in (she or her handler was concerned with my size over the phone so if you do decide to see her be warned she can't take even above average even though she wasn't to tight or she just didn't want to). I finish, she gives me her personal number, I leave and sigh a sigh of relief as LEO isn't outside waiting to harass me on an awful experience and instead had somebody pulled over down the street lmao.

Bad news? Got to get a new tire tomorrow apparently smh found out while driving home LOL so tonight wasn't the best.

**BigLipps145** · 10-16-22 22:51

I am coming up to Chicago in a few weeks so I have read a lot. This is a good post. There are a few ads for Asian outcall. I wonder if anyone has had different experiences with outcalls like this.

PM is good.

Originally Posted by Asphalt [View Original Post]

Not long ago I stopped for a time in downtown Chicago. As I prepped for the trip I had every intention of taking a short train ride to some near suburb and visiting a provider that seemed to suit my needs. Once in the hotel room I got to feeling lazy and opted for Jin to come to my hotel instead.

https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chi...y-rubs/2925325

She replied to my text promptly and arrived within an hour of confirming the appointment. The picture on the left I thought was obviously not her but the picture on the right probably was, and I was right. She's probably in her early 50's and carrying some extra pounds but not enough to call her fat. She's pleasant enough and tries to give a massage for about 30 minutes. It's ok but not really good. She took off her shirt but left on the bra and pants. During the massage she stayed clear of my hands, which was frustrating. After the flip there was almost no massage and she sat between my legs to begin the HE. Her breasts really look nice. She didn't mind when I sat up and reached around her back to unhook the bra as I though she might. After that I could fondle and kiss them as she kept going with the HE. I was glad the finish was a bit difficult for me that day because she wasn't being too generous. I had her move around to my side so I could reach more but all I got was grabbing her butt. Going naked wasn't an option. Finally she offered me a CBJ for an extra. 6. Since I was taking so long with the HE I figured I could last a good while CBJ too. Good move. Her CBJ technique is really pretty good and I enjoyed it for quite a while. I eventually let go as we neared the end of the hour. Fortunately she didn't stop immediately as I kept her head down there until the pleasure had faded.

It was $200 for the appointment and an extra. 6 for the CBJ. I don't think any more would be available and I won't try again. For prompt service in a downtown hotel I don't think I was ripped off but I don't think I'll be in Chicago enough really to find the best deals on my own.

**CAC7137** · 10-16-22 22:00

Stopped by to see what was up. Lotus doesn't have a great setup inside. The rooms have curtains instead of doors and the walls don't go all the way to the ceiling, so privacy isn't great.

Lala reminded me of the horny, fat girl everyone knew growing up. Things moved quickly when she grabbed my junk after showing me to the room. She started blowing me before I could take my shirt off. She has nice tits and a firm ass for being on the bigger side. Started banging her from behind. She said she wanted to watch me so we switched to missionary for my finish. After she cleaned me up, she started grinding on my canoli again with her ass which got me hard. She then jacked me off. $. 5 to the house for 30 min, $1. 7 for two pops.

**Selforen11** · 10-16-22 17:17

Originally Posted by Mexidan [View Original Post]

Happy to see April today! She is here for two weeks or a month; she hasn't made up her mind yet.

Wow April!

Is April at BHC or Orange?

**Mexidan** · 10-16-22 14:27

Happy to see April today! She is here for two weeks or a month; she hasn't made up her mind yet.

Wow April!

**Jinurso** · 10-16-22 10:20

Originally Posted by Jayp80 [View Original Post]

Has anyone tried her out? The ad give an exact address and price for L2 so I assumed it was fake, yesterday I saw a woman who I'm probably 95% sure was her at a restaurant in the south loop with her husband. She was constantly on her phone texting which gave me more reason to believe she was a provider. If I don't hear anything from anyone, I'll try to set something up in the next week.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ist-25588.html

Originally Posted by Jay117 [View Original Post]

It's definitely a strange ad. It looks legit in the sense that the photos look authentic, and the prices seem normal, but (a) it mentions the exact address of the apartment building, and (b) no cash accepted??

Please post if you manage to see her! And let us know how she wants to be paid!

That's almost certainly a scam. What American woman writes ads that way? It was definitely written by someone who is not a native English speaker.

**Jinurso** · 10-16-22 10:19

Originally Posted by StayPuff [View Original Post]

Hung out with April at CLM earlier today. If you like larger portions, her pictures I don't think are her, but they are pretty accurate of her body type. House fee plus 1 ben gets you L2, 2 ben gets you L3. Her body is definitely my type but she offers not much as far as intangibles that made me want to repeat.

Any more specifics in terms of her menu? Any DFK? Is L2 BBBJ? What was off from her photos?

**Jinurso** · 10-16-22 10:11

Originally Posted by JustDoIt2 [View Original Post]

Anyone seen Margo at Clm lately? Curious as to thoughts / comments about her. She looks really hot and Sexy in her pics. Thanks.

I've seen her. She's not as hot as her photos, but they are her photos. In her pics she looks mid to late 20's but in reality she's probably late 30's. She still looks good though. Got kind of a Monica Bellucci look to her face. But Monica when she got older. She is fun in bed, though. She really throws herself into it. Really passionate, goes all out but she's the kind of girl who has a refractory period after she cums. She basically hopped on my dick and sucked the tongue out of my mouth as soon as I came into the room the first time I met her and she hopped off as soon as she came. That was the only annoying thing about the experience.

I eventually got to finish, but it took several minutes before she was up for it again and she wasn't nearly as wet or enthusiastic the second time. Maybe if I waited longer.

I saw her a few times and it was always the same. Not sure I'll see her again.

**Jinurso** · 10-16-22 09:58

Originally Posted by Exploradora [View Original Post]

New here, recently moved to Chicago, really loving all the reviews here. Has anyone seen Claudia at CLM? Tryna see her today, saw Melissa and Selma in the past week and only heard good things about her from them. Apparently she's international and also has some massage training haha. Her picture looks hot af, does CLM use their actual pictures? If no one's seen her, I'll TOFTT and report back this morning.

Sandra and Nicole's photos are 100% fake. Most of the other girls use real photos, some more current and accurate than others.

Great review BTW. Did Claudia give you a sense of what's on the menu and what the upcharges were?

**CodyBro** · 10-15-22 17:07

https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/h...545065722.html

Booked a outcall service with her and give her all details few days before including the location and room number where I stayed and she didn't show up tried to reach her several times and she didn't answer the call or text.

Anyone had similar experience with her she goes by name. Olivia.

**Fit312** · 10-15-22 15:58

Originally Posted by CAC7137 [View Original Post]

Amy was solid at Archer. She rotated out a week or two ago. Bad teeth but was a good bang.

Yeah, she definitely got into it more than any of the other traveling girls I've seen for the first time at an AMP recently and a little younger than some of the others.

**CAC7137** · 10-15-22 14:47

Originally Posted by Fit312 [View Original Post]

Was going to see one of my regulars tomorrow, but I swung by Archer and Orange to see who was working. Archer had two taller girls named Kiki and Moon. Kiki had decent cleavage and they both seemed eager to do boom-boom. Middle-aged short and squat woman at Orange, think that the name was Nina or Linda. Will take a pass on those places until next weekend.

Amy was solid at Archer. She rotated out a week or two ago. Bad teeth but was a good bang.