Massage Parlor Reports

[Abkbk]

I did, the open sign was lit but the door was locked. I guess they were busy.

Busy or just locked the door for safety. I've had a few times when it was locked because there was one girl alone and no customer so it was for safety. Can always call or text if you're comfortable doing that to check. Yeah, there's the risk of interrupting another monger if there happens to be one.

[OneOne9]

You should try the shop close to CNE.

I did, the open sign was lit but the door was locked. I guess they were busy.

[Dexxzy]

CNE 87th and Canyon Greeted by a Grannie wearing a mask and old lady shorts and top. The shop and vibe didn't do it for me at all. I was surprised when she quoted 70/60 +10 for TS.

You should try the shop close to CNE.

I see a lot of you mongers being able to find younger masseuses at the AMP, but my luck has ended up with me meeting the mama san instead. Are there more ideal hours to visit to find a younger worker at these places?

Because most people are just bad with age combined with bad lighting. Vast majority here are 30's, with very very few 20's doing FS.

[WarpFactor69]

I checked out Nature Spa across from Home Depot. First time I've been there. Was the usual setup. Mimi was nice but the action was limited to HJ only and she wanted extra to even get out her tits. They were in fact very nice tits but she didn't even take off her top so they were never really very out. She seemed nervous the whole time and looking at the door, so it was hard to get relax or excited. Didn't finish. Probably will not repeat.

So I went over to Purple Orchard on 87th since YoYo has proven very accommodating in the past. YoYo was at the desk but a different older Chinese woman took me back. Not a very good experience either. Massaged me like she was punishing me then pantomimed boom-boom. I wasn't feeling boom-boom which meant a lame CBJ (oops, cover wasn't disclosed until after money had changed hands) and then yet another mechanical HJ. I didn't finish AGAIN, it was just too pathetic. Lesson learned, if YoYo isn't doing it then say Zai Jien and leave.

Oh well, guess bad days are part of the game. Kinda stings to be out the money and time for basically nothing but at least you guys get some entertainment (and hopefully useful info) out of it.

First you get a woman that acts like she's doing you a favor to pull out her puppies then you get an angry massage from someone you're not attracted to. Talk about a bad day. That sucks. Excellent post, thank you for sharing and making others aware. I hope your next experience is much better.

[k__rat]

I checked out Nature Spa across from Home Depot. First time I've been there. Was the usual setup. Mimi was nice but the action was limited to HJ only and she wanted extra to even get out her tits. They were in fact very nice tits but she didn't even take off her top so they were never really very out. She seemed nervous the whole time and looking at the door, so it was hard to get relax or excited. Didn't finish. Probably will not repeat.

So I went over to Purple Orchard on 87th since YoYo has proven very accommodating in the past. YoYo was at the desk but a different older Chinese woman took me back. Not a very good experience either. Massaged me like she was punishing me then pantomimed boom-boom. I wasn't feeling boom-boom which meant a lame CBJ (oops, cover wasn't disclosed until after money had changed hands) and then yet another mechanical HJ. I didn't finish AGAIN, it was just too pathetic. Lesson learned, if YoYo isn't doing it then say Zai Jien and leave.

Oh well, guess bad days are part of the game. Kinda stings to be out the money and time for basically nothing but at least you guys get some entertainment (and hopefully useful info) out of it.

[PdxLuvBB]

I see a lot of you mongers being able to find younger masseuses at the AMP, but my luck has ended up with me meeting the mama san instead. Are there more ideal hours to visit to find a younger worker at these places?

The place south SE Foster on 82nd has a new girl NaNa and I'm pretty sure she is under 30, somewhat attractive and slender.

[WarpFactor69]

I see a lot of you mongers being able to find younger masseuses at the AMP, but my luck has ended up with me meeting the mama san instead. Are there more ideal hours to visit to find a younger worker at these places?

I don't know of any particular time of day that you are going to find a younger person at a shop.

Keep in mind:

Most women at the AMPs are over 35 but many of them are quite attractive.

Many guys here have difficulty estimating the age of an Asian, including me. I usually add five or 10 years to the age I would guess.

A few posters here engage in full on fantasy, don't believe the over the top type posts.

You don't have to take a session with the first woman that greets you, you can say you need to leave, or ask if other ladies are available. Sometimes the second choice is more interesting.

I recently posted about some shops that do have younger looking women search through my posts, it was a reply to another gentleman also asking for younger women. It's in this section posted on 9/26

[Joepdx]

No, they may rotate girls out monthly but not hourly. Ask if there are any other girls available, and if not, find another place.

I see a lot of you mongers being able to find younger masseuses at the AMP, but my luck has ended up with me meeting the mama san instead. Are there more ideal hours to visit to find a younger worker at these places?

[KsFollower]

I see a lot of you mongers being able to find younger masseuses at the AMP, but my luck has ended up with me meeting the mama san instead. Are there more ideal hours to visit to find a younger worker at these places?

[TruckerBob]

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You're a fucking idiot, do you see where it says "Senior Member" under his name? That means he's unmoderated (Like you used to be before we identified you as a fucking douchebag) which means until you quoted it to do this stupidity nobody on the staff ever saw that post. How can we allow it or not allow it when we are unaware of it? I know it's easier to think we are unfair rather than admit what a fuckwad you are but there are no pets here. You're moderated because you're an asshole, not because we don't like you.

Next time use the report post button.

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[TruckerBob]

Try Nevada.

I am looking for a brothel. Seems like it is all motels and parlors. Anyone know how I might find one?

[MilkyTears213]

I live a block from the Tualatin triangle. Saw nana. It was around closing time she didn't even let me lay down she started hugging me and grabbing cock. I say I want everything she obliges and for 2 bennies I fuck her non stop for almost 40 minutes. Every position I know and she was screaming and yelling while the bell rings incessantly. (sorry if it was one of you I was going to pound town) I ask to come over her titties and she was super fun.

[SnowGlow]

I am looking for a brothel. Seems like it is all motels and parlors. Anyone know how I might find one?

[TruckerBob]

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[OneOne9]

CNE 87th and Canyon Greeted by a Grannie wearing a mask and old lady shorts and top. The shop and vibe didn't do it for me at all. I was surprised when she quoted 70/60 +10 for TS.

16400 Hart Grannie and 35-40 friendly provider with a few extra pounds. I didn't have time to try 60/60 50/30.

Newberg 2504 Portland Rd. A very thin older lady with a page boy haircut. She told me I should stay and try, Not! 70/60 50/30 2 other AMPs within a block but I didn't have time to check out.